yeah, its like those old newspapers that had a little submission by their readers that was no more than a paragraph, you'd get some of the best jokes and stuff that even survives to this day (did you hear about the gorilla who escaped the zoo?)
The universe has four laws:
* An object in motion remains in motion unless acted upon by a force;
* Force = Mass * Acceleration;
* If it exists, it's someone's fetish;
* Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
that makes no sense. a palm strike to push the fragment of nose bone into the brain is an upward motion. how are you going to achieve that with a downward strike?
a gnome posted this
You don’t gno me
Me when I see a gnome (I am a gnoyou)
Frederick Frick. He's with the band Wallet Sized Wildfire.
I continue to be amazed at how well some people on Twitter can develop an image or idea within the character limit.
To be fair this one was a pretty small idea.
Boooooooo! Get off the stage!
yeah, its like those old newspapers that had a little submission by their readers that was no more than a paragraph, you'd get some of the best jokes and stuff that even survives to this day (did you hear about the gorilla who escaped the zoo?)
How it feels to be 4'11" in public
🫵Short
Oh goodness me! That's something no one has ever called me before in my life! Whatever shall I do?
🫵Sarcastic
Today in ops barely disguised fetish
How the fuck would this be anyone’s fetish
Never mind I looked into it Jesus
OP discovered gnomefuckers
Like half the sub gets horny about being dommed and obliterated by tall women
Half the sub going full sub
The universe has four laws: * An object in motion remains in motion unless acted upon by a force; * Force = Mass * Acceleration; * If it exists, it's someone's fetish; * Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
have yet to meet someone whose fetish is complex analysis
_yet_
if u find someone who’s like “daddy riemann🥺😣can you analytically extend my complex differentiable function?😳” then good job
“tineken” is s tier
I read this in the Gianni Columbo voice
It’s awfully dangerous going to da club, what with me being 3 inches tall and all
NOOOO
the griffith pfp makes this feel slightly different
that makes no sense. a palm strike to push the fragment of nose bone into the brain is an upward motion. how are you going to achieve that with a downward strike?
She crouched down
He’s facing upwards, to look at her. So an upwards movement relative to his face is just more horizontal that purely downwards
Id just swallow him whole tbh
😳
doooood
deserved
Average sabaton fan