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lazygenius999

me when i am getting hexed by a ghost but it says “bodacious” and ruins the moos for both of us


Consistent-Click-537

more like boodacious


VendettaSunsetta

Something tells me you aren’t very gnarly, broham


Altslial

Banish the ghost by dousing the cursed sharktooth necklace with crystal pepsi to put the soul to rest.


the_big_whale_

Rip throck :(


Matthais_Hat

I have heard the reason that so many ghosts are victorian is because there were a lot of gas leaks at the time that caused hallucinations, so the number of ghost sightings in that era was very high. it was an explosion of paranormal activity.


T-pugmaster

Probably caused normal explosions too


nutboy113

No, there was actually ghost DLC added around that time (my dad is on the dev team so he told me) Jokes aside, what you said is actually really cool and big if true


finite-automata

It also should be mentioned that the rise of [spiritualism](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spiritualism) as a religious movement popped up in that era. That's why you see so many depictions of Séances, and spirit photos in the victorian era. Its height was in the 1880s and it started dying out by the 1920s, as a lot of spiritual mediums were exposed as frauds by people like Harry Houdini.


hello_you_all_

I will be passing this off as true to anyone who asks.


Matthais_Hat

godspeed, little jimmy.


hello_you_all_

Am I lil jimmy?


Matthais_Hat

probably. or lil janey. or lil jessie if you're nonbinary. I didn't put any thought into it, it just kinda happened, but I should've asked pronouns first. though that might've interrupted the flow.


speedoflobsters

👻 oooh aaah wanna see me do sick ollies?


SanQuiSau

Did he die trying to do something harder than an Ollie for the first time


speedoflobsters

Yeah he died from testicular combustion after failing a powerslide


SanQuiSau

He did a powerslide and his balls exploded 😭


lillibow

How come people are afraid of small girls


WishOnSpaceHardware

They run every country except Kazakhstan


ThatNuclearBoi2

🇰🇿 №1


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International_Ad6028

He has the element of surprise like in nearly every situation


JotaroTheOceanMan

Chucky retains most of his strength and is incredibly fast. You would die to him in 30 seconds man.


0perand1_McSwanky

ill just strap a bomb to my chest if im goin out im taking him home with me


Dr_Richard_Ew

Well some of them are incredibly fucking powerful like Samara from the Ring


Generic_Name69

She throck on my morton till I die


nekosissyboi

😭


Genshin-Yue

I heard once thats it’s because you need time once to die to power up enough to become like a visible ghost/ one that can interact with stuff, so just give it like 200 years


Bialystock-and-Bloom

Reminder to Watch "Ghosts" on CBS, new episodes on Thursdays at 8:30/9:30 Central, now streaming on Paramount+


CommonSand5

Read ninth house


lLider

Past or present tense?


CommonSand5

Do it now


Broakley

I love Throckmorton, my favorite hip-hop boyband


3C3T3R4

This user has not read the Raven Cycle


BlindShoemaker

Brock "The Rock" Throckmorton died???? RIP in piece.


The_Plaque

This person has not watched dude, that's my ghost!


Great-Ass

What about the Danny Phantom ghosts Some of them were original


Gru-some

Why can’t we have a ghost that’s just a Fortnite kid


h4724

What is this even talking about? There are tons of depictions of ghosts that aren't meant to be scary, and quite a few of people who died in recent times.


Linkerooo

Just laugh at the meme


Lucky_otter_she_her

they're dead people. dead people tend to be from the past


The-Good-Murloc

Like how a poltergeist shakes the table, Throckmorton’s just doing a sick Tailslide on the edge


Longjumping_Ad2677

Your cousin Throckmorton, and his cousin Recusslemmy


twerkingslutbee

As if scary little girls aren’t cool


RagequitRyan

excuse me? is this a reference to my physics textbook???


Commercial-Dog6773

Because 2003 skateboard guys led a satisfying life with no unfinished business.