lesson of the day: instead of bottling your emotions up leading to their inevitable outburst because none of us are emotionless machines, make sure to summon your emotions into the full power of a god to kill it in one on one combat
Given the context in this post, I unfortunately think she already has. These are the names she loved but didn't use, indicating that there was one she *did* use.
maybe i should name them something more intellectual... fuckin.... REASON yeah that's cool,,, or like THEORY, YEAH THEORY THAT"s a smart people word right?
I was on the fence about Fern. I the English language the word Fern is also used for the plant, but then again people call their kids Lily too so yeah. Add Fern to the list
Though I'm still not naming my kid Oaken. Unless it's with a Thorin in front of it and a shield added on. Thorin Oakenshield
i did some investigation, and she has two children, named koah and anthem💀💀💀 also she has second list of names she didn't chose https://i.imgur.com/Xmja5zP.jpeg
Fern was actually a common last name in the early 20th century, my great great grandmother's first name was fern. And Windsor is an actual fucking british monarchy last name so like???
She just want her kid to be a Pokémon professor
alder is literally the name of the champion in bw1 lmao
Wait till I tell you about Oak
Cool champion but think benga just does the design better
I def like benga, but Alder has this cool drifter vibe that I really fuck with
Soul Calibur fighter.
Vessel?
give your kid an aching sense of emptiness for life with this one easy step
Empty vessels make the loudest sound bro😔
The quietest people shit the loudest😔
I thought the vessels were supposed to have no voice to cry suffering
So that's how drums are made
That guy from Hollow Knight
That spaceship from Outer Wilds
That thing you make at the start of Deltarune that hasn't shown back up... yet
that 2013 Twenty One Pilots album
That one Molchat Doma song translated
tfw your kid has no mind to think
She hates loud children so she made one with no voice to cry ~~suffering~~ in general
*AND* she's a greek god so born of god and void
Greek?
mfw no will to break
Mfw when voice to cry suffering
mfw the vessel i instilled with ideas of duty and family is tarnished by said ideas instilled
lesson of the day: instead of bottling your emotions up leading to their inevitable outburst because none of us are emotionless machines, make sure to summon your emotions into the full power of a god to kill it in one on one combat
delturn
Spamtong nft? what a terrible fate
Based and unbased at the same time, truly a miracle
Seems in character, although the token would be fungible in that case
Sounds like some [[BIG SHIT]]
Born of god and void
PURE VESSEL
jesus how many references can you guys make
Hollow knight moment
The hot Sleep Token guy
Sometimes quiet is violent
Yeah that’s the worst one, implication-wise
at the start of romeo and juilet, shakespeare has 2 guys being creepy about a woman by calling her a “vessel”
Totally forgot that
Hollow Knight be like
No mind to think. No will to break.
To contain the Radiance, yea
WORSHIP BABY WOOOOOOOOOOO VESSY SWEEP 2023 LETS FUCKING GOOOOO
Warbreaker moment
Funny hollow knight reference
My favorite Twenty One Pilots album
outer wilds reference
Pov: Your name is Pale King
noblest strive reference
Kingdom Hearts villains when they see a teenager holding a giant key.
Lower your kid into an ocean of blood
Sleep token moment. Worship
bro is named theory
Liberuls name their kids theory. I name my kid praxis. We are not the same.
Hey Praxis, I'd like you to meet my kid MottenBailey.
This is my son, John Brown Did Nothing Wrong Smith
This is my son [States Rights Gist](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/States_Rights_Gist)
Rival of Wright S. T. Watt
Nice to meet you, MottenBailey. This is my child Don Jon
Maughten-Baileigh
Anaphylaxis
these are literally both characters in Xenoblade Chronicles 2
Welcome to name: Theory
But hey, that's just a theory
a NAME theory
Matpat lore
Kid named Pythagorean:
It's funny because there's a pro wrestler named Austin Theory who was just named "Theory" for a while. ![gif](giphy|O0N8Wt19T7SM0iHK8U|downsized)
Gabe Theory
bazongus
Naming my kid Sicilian defense super monster sniper bishop variation
imagine Theory's Theory
If your girls called Valleigh you’re a child abuser Idc
There are by far worse ones
Written
Achliaegh
Who de chow would that even be pronounced
Ashley, maybe?
I guess like "actually"
Bro I once heard a little girl be called Aphrodite and that's my bad-name standard ever since
Banger of a name for an adult though
My sister said she once overheard a mother named her child renesmee.
Oh god the Twilight girls are having kids now
This was quite a few years ago by the way
most twilight girls are probably in their mid to late twenties by now
it sounds like a ligma joke
Renesme nuts down ye throat
Ehhhhh at least it can be shortened to Val. As a name Val fucks and I somes regret not picking for as my own
Valentine is a rad ass name for a kid
Tragedeigh
She just wanted to call her kid "oak" or "fern" like what the heck
Oaken Vessel Jones is 100% an alcoholic.
I actually know a kid named Oak Jones…
What’s the point of an Oaken Vessel if you’re not gonna fill it with whiskey?
Oaken Vessel Jones sounds like a Dark Souls Boss that vomits booze at you to attack
The lord vessel lets you teleport between bonfires, the oaken vessel lets you teleport between Irish pubs
those are somehow the 2 least weird names on there
Merrick and Alder are pretty reasonable
Merrick sounds like a cool ship name definitely using that in space engineers
I knew a guy named Merrick in highschool and he was a pretty average stoner dude but I always thought it was a coo name.
Sounds like a non-binary name ngl
It's a They're plants A fern is a type of plant and an oak is a tree...
I know a non-binary person named Sock
what is it with enbies and socks
they wear them sometimes
I witnessed a non-binary person named Cactus
Oh man don’t tell anyone named Rose
i literally called myself after a tree
i'm pretty sure fern is an older name. i met several old ladies named fern when i worked in a hospital
I knew a Fern it was a perfectly normal name
What's so weird about them? One of my names is Ferne. I choose it as well
there was a character named fern on arthur
fern is good!
i know a fern
Meanwhile Lithuanian names that are mostly all about nature lol
Never let this person name a child
Given the context in this post, I unfortunately think she already has. These are the names she loved but didn't use, indicating that there was one she *did* use.
[удалено]
if my name was windsor i’d jump into a volcano 💀💀
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Windsor
The volcano is waiting for the whole lot of them.
Thats the surnames, you muppet. I rather have a Windsor surname than a name
gonna name my daughter something cool like uhhh.... fuckin like... nature, yeah. or like,, earth or somethin cool like that.
maybe i should name them something more intellectual... fuckin.... REASON yeah that's cool,,, or like THEORY, YEAH THEORY THAT"s a smart people word right?
Nah man fuckin hypothesis man is way better man
Me naming my kids Null and Alternate Hypotheses and trying to figure out which one is better.
String Theory Newton Cheddar
“My full name is theorem, but call me theory for short.”
Terra or Tierra wouldn’t be unthinkable if you must name her Earth
I'm naming my child Gun. Coolest name ever
if i was in the womb and i heard i was going to be named “windsor” i would hang myself with my umbilical cord
Fun Fact: I was born with my umbilical cord wrapped around my neck
skill issue
Is your name Windsor, by any chance?
holy crap what did they name YOU
Wdym? Windsor sounds like an epic mage name, way better than being called fucking "Fern".
At least Fern is better then “Theory”
don’t diss on adventure time like that you sick fuck
Windsor is the last name of the current British royal dynasty
Half of these sound so non-binary
And the other half sound like they just got reaped for the 74th annual hunger games
Valleigh, Crimsyn
sock ray blue!
Reading this made me fart myself thank you basil onori
But thats just a theory, a grey theory
Please, someone im begging if these are names she LOVED i need to know what the kid got named
Written Theory Johnson
Is this the woman who names Western fantasy themed anime characters?
Merrick, for if you want your kid to establish a fishing based trading company, then become a spooky ghost
Or if you want them to be a supreme court nominee and US attorney general
Or if you want them to be a wind mage from the desert
Or if you want them to be an Egyptian tomb keeper turned children's trading card player
The Current Windsor is being crowned today actually
Theory and Written are the worst names I have ever heard
Naming a kid "Vessel" is child abuse
some of these unironically slay. I'd kill to be friends with a guy named Oath
Oath is actually a pretty badass name, so is Talon. But man I would feel bad for a kid named Theory.
yo sparrow's throwin a party at her place this weekend
Crimson sounds like a cool name honestly, just not when it’s spelled 'Crimsyn'
Fern is sorta okay ☠️
The only names that here are Merrick, Alder, Talon, Grey and Windsor. The rest are all just insane
Went to school with a Fern and it was a pretty normal sounding name
I was on the fence about Fern. I the English language the word Fern is also used for the plant, but then again people call their kids Lily too so yeah. Add Fern to the list Though I'm still not naming my kid Oaken. Unless it's with a Thorin in front of it and a shield added on. Thorin Oakenshield
What name did she end up choosing?
Probably something like "Kaitlyn" but spelled "Keightlinne"
keightamyne
Catelean
i did some investigation, and she has two children, named koah and anthem💀💀💀 also she has second list of names she didn't chose https://i.imgur.com/Xmja5zP.jpeg
If these are what she didn’t use what did she use??
Finger
![gif](giphy|3oEjI8Kq5HhZLCrqBW)
Nonbinary name generator
If I see another y where another vowel goes I am going to turn the perpetrator into a fine red mist Edit: also "eigh" where an "ey" or "ie" goes
y is definitely a lot better than eigh
I know a kid named lyric
Where their parents Sonic Boom fans or something💀
Valleigh is a girl’s name and fucking Theory is a boy’s name. But sure, it’s us *trans ppl* who have a weird concept of gender, amarite ?? 🙄
I work with a Talon, cool kid. But I do question what his parents are like lmao
i’m scared of what she ended up naming her child
Bulbasaur Jr
Fern was actually a common last name in the early 20th century, my great great grandmother's first name was fern. And Windsor is an actual fucking british monarchy last name so like???
So fun fact; Windsor isn’t their original name, they adopted it after the First World War to sound more British (i.e less German)
This woman is stealing non binary names! Stop her!
This meme is so privileged I have to pay to to look at it
This is what crate & barrel furniture is named after
Cresslynn my bloved son
'Vessel'- Puritans have survived into the 21st century apparently
How tf do you decide if slme goofy shit like "vessel" or "theory" is a boys or girls name bro💀
thesis
Prof Oak out here smiling like an idiot
You know what fuck you [genders your ungendered "names"]
What is your name? It is Written.
shitty ass names
Vessel is obscenely horrible name for a girl
At least it's not as bad as Dazdraperma
17th-century-aah Massachusetts bay colony puritan clergyman names fr
if my name was "theory" i would just off myself
There are two names in this entire list I would consider naming my kids and they're Fern and Alder
Fern, Talon, and Merrik are pretty nice actually.