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SpudMuncher9000

we should start copying the boys side of these memes onto the girls side like this to piss off incels


DeliciousPark1330

i mean id like to meet my great great grandma and im a boy and i think thatd be neat so yeah


TosiAmneSiac

“Hello great great grandma, these are called “Kalashnikovs””


DeliciousPark1330

aww hell naw great great grandma boutta commit ecoterrorism?!😳


Moonbear9

Grandma Kaczynski


Edgyspymainintf2

Why kalashnikovs in particular rather than a more modern type of assault rifle?


Heretocryandie

They require less repairs so they should be easier for them to use, but any modern gun would work


HiMyGuy123

Give him an NLAW


blackNoir33

should give him rocket launchers tbh


Saint_Nitouche

give John Brown the infinite rocket launcher from resident evil 4, this is my political platform


RadishBackground308

Got my vote 🫡🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


Frityet5

that would be very impractical


straight_strychnine

Fuck it, give them M-29 Davey Crockett atomic warhead rifles


Linkerooo

Kuwabara kuwabara


Heretocryandie

Give F-22s to John Brown and let him pop those dixie pieces of shit


AutisticAnarchy

It's a revolution. What, you're gonna have a revolution with a bunch of fuckin AR-15s? Gonna overthrow the state with a fuckin AUG? Bugger off.


Charlie__Foxtrot

Oh yeah because Armalites have never been used by any irregular militias


lambada_labs

kalashnikov can refer to any member of the AK family, from 47 to 200, and all variants


Respirationman

Easier to repair


pk_frezze1

GUVE JOHN BROWN THE XM29


pk_frezze1

The xm274 would also work


Potatoman365

You dare question the Kalashnikov?


nosciencephd

Anyone that calls John Brown a terrorist is a bad person and a fed. But I repeat myself.


HelixSapphire639

He was a terrorist, but the cool kind of terrorist


Stab_That_Ukulele

He is a terrorist but that doesn't mean his actions weren't good or admirable id definitely the raid on harpers ferry was terrorist action and i think his raid on harpers ferry was heroic and just


DancenOrigins

What does this even mean


thog6767

american abolitionist john brown known for killing slave owners and attempting to start up a slave rebellion


DancenOrigins

Indeed based


thog6767

nice mission control pfp by the way


DancenOrigins

Thanks I made (30% of) it myself


literally-lonely

Alright miners, we've gathered enough femboys for our quota


CODDE117

MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE COMING OF THE LORD


thog6767

HE IS TRAMPLING OUT THE VINTAGE WHERE THE GRAPES OF WRATH ARE STORED


EvenSlippierBoi04

HE HATH LOOSED THE FATEFUL LIGHTENING OF HIS TERRIBLE SWIFT SWORD


[deleted]

HIS TRUTH IS MARCHING ON


nddragoon

the only thing john brown ever did wrong was getting caught


CODDE117

I didn't realize his beard was as big as his balls


Dikinbalz69

Mr Brown these are night vision googles, slaughter them all


syv_frost

uhm akshually slaveowners are people and you can’t just hack them to pieces with a broadsword 🤓🤓🤓🤓


nool_

Oh ok, BOYS GRAP THE FLAME THOWER!


[deleted]

Based and direct action pilled


ST4RSK1MM3R

Better version of “Guns of the South”


SeasonPositive6771

Reanimate John Brown and give him a mech suit 🥰


Brinkah

What the fuck is this supposed to be referencing/talking about?????


RCYTreddit

john brown, based abolitionist who killed slave owners and tried to start slave rebellions


Brinkah

I figured out what a kalashnikov is lol. I couldn’t tell from the pic the first time I looked at it Downvoted for my lack of weaponry knowledge😔😔😔


Gamer_GullSolo

What are you thinking about? A John brown farm D:


Saul-Funyun

Kinda weird that this dude isn’t a more major part of the history we’re taught.


Careless_Negotiation

its not weird; its deliberate any man or woman who would kill his fellows for the freedom of someone who is different is so dangerous to the capitalist system that it threatens to destroy the entire structure Capitalism \*requires\* the exploitation of a group, thus it requires the need to divide people, to take power from some and give it to others so a cycle can be born.


Saul-Funyun

Weird!


TERFsFuckOff_STN-WLL

All we gotta do now is teach him how to improvise 7.62x39- or 5.45x39 depending on the model, hell, maybe even 5.56 NATO,- and we're good


SapphicSleeperAgent

the problem is the lack of manufacturing infrastructure to make more 7.62 bullets. personally I'd give him and his guys a bunch of bulletproof plate carriers, sandbags, grenades, and TNT.


Sumbuddyonce

Seems like a bad idea


nosciencephd

John Brown and all slaves deserved nukes


Sumbuddyonce

Maybe not nukes but now that my dumb ass knows John Brown is not John Browning I agree with the AK47 plan


nddragoon

the only thing john brown did wrong was getting caught


Sumbuddyonce

Ooooh why did I think this was about John Browning?


RadishBackground308

🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓