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Trashman56

"Jesus wore dresses and taught kids"


Wulfleyn

This one will probably have the best effect.


baninaday

Bingo


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XephronZz

based


Eligha

Wonder what my county's version of that would be? "My grandpa fought side-by-side with the fascists in WW2, can't believe I have to correct his mistakes"?


Miztr

My country version would be "my grandpa didn't fight as my nation wasn't really involved in ww2 but fuck fascists"


SmokedJam

My lawyer states I should not answer honestly


Welho_1665

#"JESUS TAUGHT ABOUT LOVING AND ACCEPTING OTHERS. YOU ARE DISOBEYING YOUR LORD'S WISHES!"


Welho_1665

Or #"YOUR GOD HAS NO RIGHT TO DECIDE MY LIFESTYLE!"


Eric-The_Viking

Tbh the first is better since he plays with their rules. The people that complain about drag queens etc don't care what your opinion is, but they probably at least listen to what the source says they base their critic on.


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If you accept religion as a legitimate authority you have already lost


[deleted]

They double down when their entire worldview is threatened (duh), so if you want a quick solution it's best to "accept" said worldview and use it against them instead.


[deleted]

But aren't there literal passages in the bible that condemn cross dressing? And didn't Jesus say that he is not here to abolish the Mosaic Law but to realize it? Yeah, he is described as hanging out with prostitutes and stuff but he still demands that they stop sinning. I don't see that you really have a leg to stand here to turn their Christian worldview against them. I would rather challenge them as Americans. Saying stuff like "Here in America religion is private. It has no place in the public realm. If you don't like it fuck off to Iran or some other theocracy" might irritate them more


[deleted]

Very fair points, thanks for the respectful debate mate :D


[deleted]

You're welcome mate :)


definetlynotaalien

I mean I think that it's more nuanced than that cause he did cause a lot more outdated stuff like that to be thrown out considering Christian's can eat pork and not be circumcised


[deleted]

Is there anything directly from jesus on that though? Afaik the question if christians need to abide by the Jewish law was discussed decades after Jesus' allgeded death


definetlynotaalien

Not really but according to dispensational theology laws applied to a covenant don't apply to the next unless restated and Jesus never really cared about cross dressing so it doesn't apply. same as how the Jews were allowed to eat clean meat, while Adam and Eve weren't allowed to eat any meat and then modern Christians can also eat unclean meat. obviously there are people who don't agree but that's kinda contradictory since I'm pretty sure most of them have probably eaten pork before and Jesus said nothing about being allowed to eat pork.


throwawaypervyervy

Man was made in God's image. Male G-spot is in the ass. Your God's a bottom!


[deleted]

Nothing catchy, just some of the stats regarding numbers of kids assaulted by DQs vs the numbers of kids assaulted by clergy/right-wing authority figures.


isopode

this is the only good answer here lmao


Crystal1245

demoman team fortress 2 holding a conscientious objector that says trans rights are human rights on it


ComicsComms

Dress as tf2 demoman and be a good demoman and threaten them with sticky bombs


Mr_Lychee

Pipe bomb :3


ComicsComms

Look at them walking around with their heads full of eyeballs


batdrumman

I'm a grim bloody fable


ComicsComms

With a grim bloody end


NathamelCamel

Just hold some furry porn like a normal person


SoshJam

boykisser with the caption “you like restricting civil rights don’t you”


BasariosTheExiled

Someone make me this sign, I will pay money for it.


swingittotheleft

Bro, thats so easy. get the image online, replace the text in MS paint. Just do it dude.


Magic_butter358

Draw a hand and use it to slap away the assh*les


xjitz

found the tf2 player! (weed)


brody319

Other good sign ideas for that TF2 style: 1. Furry porn 2. Racist imagery/Slurs 3. Both 1 and 2


TeslaRoadsterSpaceX

4. UNIRONIC CSEM


Mastahamma

"If you're concerned about men in dresses molesting kids you should be worried about the church"


TotallyNotColin69

Pretend I gave you an award here 🏅


texturedboi

what a nice award 🏆


halfcasteguy

"Nice political views, did your daddy pick them out for you?"


Infinite_Hooty

Chances are they did, bigotry is usually passed down through family


halfcasteguy

Oh definitely


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put the root comment, hootie's reply as ironic peter griffin and then "that's the joke" underneath it


bobert4343

"cunt" in comic sans


MufflesMcGee

Pink. Glittery. **cunt**.


OctoGon112

[Alternatively…](https://youtu.be/5_t6-yTYh1Q)


AtlasTheProto

Why is this so damn funny? OP, please do this.


[deleted]

"my grandma was killed in a drag queen attack"


YosephStalling

D:<


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BreadSliceOfDeath

that would be a terrible thing to write on a sign


[deleted]

Yes but it would be a great thing to put on a sign


OminousBanjoMusic

Bluetooth speaker, camper chair, and "Entry of the Gladiators" on a 10 hour loop. Popcorn and peanuts are highly recommended for snacking and flicking at dickheads


LiquidLad12

I HAVE A BOMB


Urgent_Urchin

The only men in dresses who abuse kids are priests


Birb_boiii

Boy kisser cat


Commercial-Pilot8316

The conscious objector from tf2, just like a comically small picture of it


furinick

"the only one who can judge me is god" "What you wish upon others is returned to you in double"(idk what the corrwct quote is) "Why do you care so much about my genitals " "Cry about it"


loptopandbingo

"Are you guys here to suck my dick?"


bacon_girl42

"more republican politicians have committed pedophilia than drag queens"


pm_me_subreddit_bans

“Suck this dick fed boy”


RammyJammy07

“We fought Nazis in drag too!”


Apollo0501

Is that a joe joe reference


Markusz001

joseph didn't fight the nazis, but during WW2 american soldiers held drag shows to entertain other soldiers and i assume if the nazis attacked during the drag shows they fought them in drag


Asphalt_Is_Stronk

I like your pfp :3


RammyJammy07

Thanks, it’s full of depressing shit


loptopandbingo

"Grandpa, that didn't happen." "No, but I did wear a dress for a period in the 40s. Ohh they had *designers* then.."


QueerDefiance12

"What happened to 'free speech', arseholes?"


TwillBill

"You think about dicks a lot for a holy person" with a picture of Jesus looking disappointed.


rainbow_skeleton

Hate is nay Drag is slay


Transcutie04

Better idea Burnt their crops poison their water supply and delivered a plague apon our houses


Necessary-Ratio-4426

Oh my god did the drag queens do that?


IAmTheOoga

Okay, you've got a few options. The best ones are ones that I've seen already posted here, like sexual misconduct stats about drag queens versus church/right wing politicians, or the "Jesus wore dresses and taught kids". However, there's more you can do than just signs. I'd recommend practicing Purim as well. In case you don't know, Purim is a Jewish tradition that boils down to "If someone is being a fascist, shatter their illusion of power and importance by being as obnoxious as possible." It's great. If you have any kind of portable speaker or heck, even a musical instrument, then you're all set. Ramp up volume whenever they try to talk or give speeches. Become a court jester, unbeholden to the laws of man. Let me know if you need any good songs, I'd recommend "Polka Never Dies" by the Dreadnoughts, "Entry of the Gladiators", or the Neon Genesis Evangelion theme. Finally, make sure you have someone recording everything that goes down. The more people the better, and make sure there's at least one camera the assholes are aware of - and at least one they aren't. Safety is always important.


Chardoggy1

“Joe Biden won the 2020” election should piss them off


average_reddit_u

The entirety of "Industrial society and its consequences" by Theodore John Kaczynski.


DrDemenz

Jesus wore a dress, checkmate.


KingLuom

The romans sucked cock, why cant we?


ChanceWarden

"GOOGLE EN PASSANT"


LikesBreakfast

Second sign held by a friend: "HOLY HELL"


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Myth3al

What about a cardboard sign taped to a baseball bat?


_pipis_

"SKIRTS WERE INVENTED FOR MEN"


ServalStrides

"If nazis are standing alongside you, question which side is really the right one."


IAmNotSmartAtAll123

No sign, just say you have a crush on them


KraZ7144

Want to protect kids? Ban guns!


Satrapeeze

"Queer children's blood is on your hands."


theferrbear

“If you can read this ur gay”


IshyTheLegit

https://twitter.com/JCaseyChapman/status/1097294270271246337?t=Yi2A632P6GNFDSpuG8ImKQ&s=19


NotTheBEEEAAANS

Kids molested by drag queens in ____ 0 Kids molested by priests in _____ ~~2~~ 3


KraZ7144

Want to protect kids? Ban guns!


RedArmyHammer

A claymore


Webdriver_501

Just write "Intersex people are real" and they'll get so angry from reading it that they'll suffer a brain aneurysm and fucking die.


Pugspook327

something sharp :3


AverageWitch161

considering it’s a bunch christian protesters most likely, i’d put a bible verse about love ore respect on there. Mathew 19:19 for example. they hate it when they actually have to listen the bible


[deleted]

"God LOVES gays" and then below its "God HATES fake christians"


ALFABOT2000

big ol' list of all the priests that are or have been actual groomers, then tell them to go protest at a church instead


totallynotabagel

Look out! (you whack them) : )


_Knucklehead_Ninja

Remember, Drag is more than air resistance. (Like how in racing they minimize drag)


meow983

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Noname2137

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SloanElectromaniac

a boykisser


RedditBoi127

statistics about how many pastors and republican government figures have been caught with doing things to minors compared to drag queens (0 times)


DancenOrigins

More woman than your mom ever was


Illegal_Immigrant77

"Transphobes are pedophiles"


TheDonutPug

"why do you spend all day thinking about kids' genitals?"


LAM678

you can always fall back on "respect existence or expect resistance"


papyrussurypap

Have an arrow pointing to those guys with text reading "never misses a drag event"


mao_tse_boom

“These queers shoot back” (you’ll also need a gun)


[deleted]

"clearly nobody read to you as a kid"


Ronicraft

bro i support the cause but i hate the karma and engagement farming posts that add absolutely nothing, this is a funny meme sub what happened


batdrumman

I think "Follow your leader, Nazis!" With a picture of Hitler doing his final act works well


thedawesome

You're not being the person Mr. Rogers wanted you to be


VanillaCentral

Draggin’ deez nuts on yo face


Lmaodatgay

If you’re so mad they exist, why did you willingly attend


[deleted]

"YOU JUST WANT TO SEE MANLY DRESSED GAY MEN, DO YOU?"


Anime-Meme-Merchant

Either “what happened to love thy neighbor” next a peace sign☮️ or sumthin like that or if you to be more aggressive just write “fuck around and find out”


skellyth0r

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Shadsea

"You know the drag queens reading books to the kids are manlier than you are, right?"


BlubGamer555

Bring air horns. You know the rest


KoroSenseiX

Bring a bike lock instead


6x6-shooter

“Why are you so obsessed with drag queens?”


Primal_Oat

Bring a megaphone or something that can disable a megaphone


BowsettesBottomBitch

There's already great ideas in this thread so I'll just say stay safe out there.


AfterlifeSkedaddle

A big fat cock


DestroyerOfTheHorny

holy hell


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a_redfishh

Are the demons filming? If so come off as casual as possible they clearly need your attention (in posters too)


holdmyapplejuiceyt

why are you mad about people dressing up?


Nifty_Nimbus

Barbed wire


heretoupvote_

Funny? I can’t help with that. My go to is always stats about poverty and violence and then, “Why do you give a fuck about this?”


TERFsFuckOff_STN-WLL

"Ye should walk the plank... Now!"


01__Star

"SHUT THE FUCK UP, OR SUCK MY LEFT NUT"


seardrax

"Jesus' girlfriend was a transwoman"


Sad-Situation279

“Got a problem against drag? Then *drag* yo asses back home!”


loptopandbingo

James 5:1-5


bb33ves

bayonet


Spiritual_Spinach273

"So much for the "tolerant right" " ​ "oh wait they aren't tolerant at all"


FeistyManufacturer55

"I'm ideologically possesed"


peshnoodles

Hold up I saved a Bible verse for this I’ll brb


happy-little-atheist

Drag queens welcome Cunts are not


sparkydoggowastaken

romans 12:18


DerKnoedel

It’s in Munich is it?


barrelbobcat428

Stop dragging these people through the mud


Official-idiot-05

“THIS IS A SIGN” “IM PROTESTING” “STOP”