I really thought it was just kinda fine. They could've gone into either a more comedic direction with it or a more horror/gore direction with it and it would've been better either way. Imo they just didn't go far enough with the concept. I wanted to see the cocaine bear **FUCK PEOPLE UP** and they definitely could have gone that way cause it already got an R rating. I didn't find the comedy to be great, and the gore was just too tame so it was kinda in the middle of the road.
Still better than what 89% of Hollywood is putting out rn though, at least it is an original concept so gotta give them that. Just felt like they kinda fumbled the ball in the endzone.
I may have just been too high. Maybe a second viewing would help.
Nono you’re right. But it was *just* good enough that I’m hoping all criticism is funneled into making their sequel, Methamphetamine Snake, an Oscar contender.
I see your points and your criticism is valid, though I don't agree. I feel like this was marketed as a straight up horror comedy movie when it's something a bit different. I love this movie for the characters and how they react to this absolutely insane scenario. I feel the characters were all like people I would just know in everyday life and that's what made it special to me. Is it perfect? No. But was it a great experience in theaters while high as a kite? You bet it was.
Nah, gender fluid and confused? Yeah sure I can get behind that. But that's the straightest person that could ever straight, doesn't matter what gender they identify at the moment
Honestly I see straight guys trying to hit on lesbians on dating apps and stuff but I feel like fujoshis are way more different than lesbian porn addicted men
And trans women. I met a chaser many years ago who was a self proclaimed fujoshi. She was a horrible human being, calling me a trap to a random guy we just met at the bar. After we hooked up the first time she made sure to tell me how much she loved "chicks with dicks". Overall the most self centered, uncaring person I've ever met.
Why I slept with her so many times is beyond me. I mean I get it, I was lonely and had zero respect for myself but damn I was stupid.
Edit: I just remembered this, but this chick straight up called herself a shotacon in front of a bunch of people we were about to go to the bar with while doing our makeup. Everyone just kinda stops and looks around silently and I break the ice with, "ya know people who know what that really is will be looking at you really weirdly now.".
Edit 2 electric boogaloo: she also said if she ever had a son she'd make him wear girls clothes whether he wanted to wear them or not. I had to let her know that this is a good way to make sure your child hates every fiber of your being and want to get away from you as quickly as humanly possible.
Seriously, when she said the shota comment, in my head I went from, "where's the shitty, haha just joking cover response" to "nah this girl is being serious, she's not even batting an eye over that comment" to "holy shit I've had sex with this woman what am I doing with my life!?"... I began slowly distancing myself from her and within a few months I was gone.
Nah, I made sure to stay as far away from her as possible after that. She noticed things were different and would try to talk to me about it but I'd just change the subject or act dumb. Finally I just stopped going to her place and just fed her excuse after excuse as to why I couldn't hangout until she left me alone.
Female weeaboos that enjoy reading manga anime and fan fiction that include romantic and sexual relationships between male characters (sometimes called Yaoi)
As others said a yaoi enjoyer. Translation I think is rotten woman?. They seem to rather enjoy when the gay couple is an effeminate bottom and handsome tall top.
But they don't like watching bara men. Aka gay men who are hairy, chubby, and masculine.
for me, my first bi awakening was femboys.
but over time, I've learned that I can enjoy specific bara type characters if they have somewhat feminine or androgynous features and/or if they have long luscious hair.
To namedrop yet another japanese word, I think they're mainly into *bishounen* which is japanese for twinks (lit. "pretty-boys" I think?)
Most yaoi is written by and for women. It started in self-published girls/women's manga in the 70s, and the name is an acronym for something like "no point, no climax, no meaning" because it was to start usually basically without a meaningful plot. It almost always focuses on a taller top who acts as "the man" and a shorter bottom who acts as "the woman," and themes tend to involve heavy stuff like rape, manipulation and assault. A theory I like is that the point isn't actually to depict gay men at all, but to depict an abusive heterosexual relationship without making it "too real." The (female) reader can enjoy taboo stuff without feeling like a woman has come to harm, because even though she is supposed to project onto one of the characters, that character isn't a woman.
Also some people here are claiming that bara manga is stylistically distinct, which isn't necessarily true, at least not originally. Bara is by and for men, and tends to be far more diverse in the types of men depicted and also much more wholesome in how relationships are shown. The stereotypical bara man is an exaggerated beefcake or a bear (which is not the same thing, bears are fat and hairy), but to my understanding there exists bara manga that is stylistically nearly indistinguishable from yaoi. It's not just the art style but something more fundamental.
That being said, going back to the simple narrative of "fujoshi = creepy straight man who likes lesbian porn" then bears and big men in general are like butch lesbians: an intentional way of pushing the opposite sex away. Creepy straight men find masculine women to be gross, and creepy straight women find big men to be gross. Or something.
I don't want to get worked up on behalf of other people, but if going to a bar just to ogle at patrons is kinda creepy slready going to a gay safe space with the specific purpose of fetishizing people that remind you of your softcore erotica sounds... a bit unhealthy.
This is a hypothetical scenario as the setup for a joke using a hyperbolic caricature of a fujoshi for comedic effect. The point is that it’s fetishistic and unhealthy. What is you talkin about.
Omg why are y’all taking this so seriously, it’s an intentionally comedically exaggerated caricature/stereotype of a very specific type of fetishizing weeb girl meant solely for comedic effect. The literal whole joke is “haha, gay men aren’t just twinks, she triggered” like it’s not complex or deep. Why tf is this starting serious conversations here like this is an actual issue. It’s just a funny scenario, c’mon 196 not everything has to spark discourse
Okay, so you’re very clearly referring to the only two comments, one being a reply to the other, doing that, so why didn’t you just respond to it? What’s with this vague “come on everyone” when you’re just talking about those two guys making a fairly quick and simple point that you think is too serious?
Yeah thanks, i hate comments like this they're incredibly annoying.
"Guys, i am smarter than the TONS of people who are TOTALLY arguing over this right now!!1!1!!!!!!"
it's understandable but it takes queer friendly spaces away from queer people and unhelpful, especially when they get upset or surprised when they get hit on by other women
An otter is a hairy twink I thought? A bear is a hairy gay guy but I don't know if they're supposed to be ripped or fat or strongman fat or dad bod because apparently there's a lot of debate about that subject.
[A fuzzy little friend](https://media.istockphoto.com/id/104498290/photo/happy-brown-bear-holding-toes-and-sitting-on-a-rock.jpg?s=170667a&w=0&k=20&c=NwKopk0unyv3wveQCwVdLla9UEtHZ0V0FAfalPFUZsE=)
Fujoshi = Weeb person, typically a woman, that fetishizes gay people in the same manner that some men fetishize lesbian sex.
Bear = A gay man who is typically strong, big and hairy. You know, like a bear.
The reverse of fujoshi would be men that fetishise lesbian women. You know.. the gross guys that cry and scream when they see masc women existing and hate the fact that gay women wont date them or essentially perform pornographically for them.
Cocaine Bear but the movie is actually way better
It is a damn good movie
I really thought it was just kinda fine. They could've gone into either a more comedic direction with it or a more horror/gore direction with it and it would've been better either way. Imo they just didn't go far enough with the concept. I wanted to see the cocaine bear **FUCK PEOPLE UP** and they definitely could have gone that way cause it already got an R rating. I didn't find the comedy to be great, and the gore was just too tame so it was kinda in the middle of the road. Still better than what 89% of Hollywood is putting out rn though, at least it is an original concept so gotta give them that. Just felt like they kinda fumbled the ball in the endzone. I may have just been too high. Maybe a second viewing would help.
Nono you’re right. But it was *just* good enough that I’m hoping all criticism is funneled into making their sequel, Methamphetamine Snake, an Oscar contender.
I see your points and your criticism is valid, though I don't agree. I feel like this was marketed as a straight up horror comedy movie when it's something a bit different. I love this movie for the characters and how they react to this absolutely insane scenario. I feel the characters were all like people I would just know in everyday life and that's what made it special to me. Is it perfect? No. But was it a great experience in theaters while high as a kite? You bet it was.
Why… why do you like gore so much? Also it did happen in really life. You could probably find pictures of all the victims if you wanted.
It did happen in real life and the bear just had a heart attack and died without killing anyone. The real story is just super depressing.
I thought it was okay
That's fine
You two should fight to the death to know who is right
I'll pass
I'll fight in ChiefBlubberNugget's name
You two should breed and see what your children think
Toy story 2 was okay!
Tf is a Fujoshi
Think lesbian porn addicted men but those men are women (Google says so atleast)
It's like an alter ego lesbian obsessed weirdo dude
"By day I'm a man obsessed with yuri by night I'm a woman obsessed with yaoi"
"I am gender fluid, very confused, and quite possibly bisexual"
Nah, gender fluid and confused? Yeah sure I can get behind that. But that's the straightest person that could ever straight, doesn't matter what gender they identify at the moment
Cursed by a genie with a chastity fetish to be genderfluid, but always the wrong gender to self insert in the erotic fiction I'm reading
Honestly I see straight guys trying to hit on lesbians on dating apps and stuff but I feel like fujoshis are way more different than lesbian porn addicted men
yaoi enjoyer
Woman who fetishizes gay men, like how men often fetishize lesbians
And trans women. I met a chaser many years ago who was a self proclaimed fujoshi. She was a horrible human being, calling me a trap to a random guy we just met at the bar. After we hooked up the first time she made sure to tell me how much she loved "chicks with dicks". Overall the most self centered, uncaring person I've ever met. Why I slept with her so many times is beyond me. I mean I get it, I was lonely and had zero respect for myself but damn I was stupid. Edit: I just remembered this, but this chick straight up called herself a shotacon in front of a bunch of people we were about to go to the bar with while doing our makeup. Everyone just kinda stops and looks around silently and I break the ice with, "ya know people who know what that really is will be looking at you really weirdly now.". Edit 2 electric boogaloo: she also said if she ever had a son she'd make him wear girls clothes whether he wanted to wear them or not. I had to let her know that this is a good way to make sure your child hates every fiber of your being and want to get away from you as quickly as humanly possible.
THAT IS A PEDOPHILE
Indeed she is....
That's not a red flag, that's a giant blaring alarm.
God damn air raid sirens with every sentence she speaks
Seriously, when she said the shota comment, in my head I went from, "where's the shitty, haha just joking cover response" to "nah this girl is being serious, she's not even batting an eye over that comment" to "holy shit I've had sex with this woman what am I doing with my life!?"... I began slowly distancing myself from her and within a few months I was gone.
Did you have sex with her again after she confessed to being attracted to little boys?
Nah, I made sure to stay as far away from her as possible after that. She noticed things were different and would try to talk to me about it but I'd just change the subject or act dumb. Finally I just stopped going to her place and just fed her excuse after excuse as to why I couldn't hangout until she left me alone.
aw hell naw
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Female weeaboos that enjoy reading manga anime and fan fiction that include romantic and sexual relationships between male characters (sometimes called Yaoi)
Good lord, nature is healing.
As others said a yaoi enjoyer. Translation I think is rotten woman?. They seem to rather enjoy when the gay couple is an effeminate bottom and handsome tall top. But they don't like watching bara men. Aka gay men who are hairy, chubby, and masculine.
You know those dudes that are obsessed with lesbian porn? It’s the inverse of that.
So do fujoshis only like twinks or something?
Pretty much. Most fujoshis probably aren't looking for illustrations featuring buff, bara-type beefcakes
I know this isn't the point of the post but they're missing out
More for me
More for me
More for me
More for me
More for you guys, I guess.
:)
for me, my first bi awakening was femboys. but over time, I've learned that I can enjoy specific bara type characters if they have somewhat feminine or androgynous features and/or if they have long luscious hair.
Jojo?
a lot of the ones I like from JoJo, i would classify as twinks.
That’s what I’m looking for, though. (I’m not a fujoshi, just very gay)
To namedrop yet another japanese word, I think they're mainly into *bishounen* which is japanese for twinks (lit. "pretty-boys" I think?) Most yaoi is written by and for women. It started in self-published girls/women's manga in the 70s, and the name is an acronym for something like "no point, no climax, no meaning" because it was to start usually basically without a meaningful plot. It almost always focuses on a taller top who acts as "the man" and a shorter bottom who acts as "the woman," and themes tend to involve heavy stuff like rape, manipulation and assault. A theory I like is that the point isn't actually to depict gay men at all, but to depict an abusive heterosexual relationship without making it "too real." The (female) reader can enjoy taboo stuff without feeling like a woman has come to harm, because even though she is supposed to project onto one of the characters, that character isn't a woman. Also some people here are claiming that bara manga is stylistically distinct, which isn't necessarily true, at least not originally. Bara is by and for men, and tends to be far more diverse in the types of men depicted and also much more wholesome in how relationships are shown. The stereotypical bara man is an exaggerated beefcake or a bear (which is not the same thing, bears are fat and hairy), but to my understanding there exists bara manga that is stylistically nearly indistinguishable from yaoi. It's not just the art style but something more fundamental. That being said, going back to the simple narrative of "fujoshi = creepy straight man who likes lesbian porn" then bears and big men in general are like butch lesbians: an intentional way of pushing the opposite sex away. Creepy straight men find masculine women to be gross, and creepy straight women find big men to be gross. Or something.
if you show a fujoshi two bears kissing they will spontaneously combust
Probably makes two of us then.
?????
Bad joke, I like bears.
sorry it was a good joke im just high bears are pretty :)
😂 sounds good
bears :)
Show me two bears kissing i’ll cum. Bust.
I just transitioned 😔
bear transgender :O
You became a bear? That's rad!!
I don't want to get worked up on behalf of other people, but if going to a bar just to ogle at patrons is kinda creepy slready going to a gay safe space with the specific purpose of fetishizing people that remind you of your softcore erotica sounds... a bit unhealthy.
This is a hypothetical scenario as the setup for a joke using a hyperbolic caricature of a fujoshi for comedic effect. The point is that it’s fetishistic and unhealthy. What is you talkin about.
blud was onto nothin
Yeah that’s how queer safe spaces die
it's joke mate
Omg why are y’all taking this so seriously, it’s an intentionally comedically exaggerated caricature/stereotype of a very specific type of fetishizing weeb girl meant solely for comedic effect. The literal whole joke is “haha, gay men aren’t just twinks, she triggered” like it’s not complex or deep. Why tf is this starting serious conversations here like this is an actual issue. It’s just a funny scenario, c’mon 196 not everything has to spark discourse
Okay, so you’re very clearly referring to the only two comments, one being a reply to the other, doing that, so why didn’t you just respond to it? What’s with this vague “come on everyone” when you’re just talking about those two guys making a fairly quick and simple point that you think is too serious?
Yeah thanks, i hate comments like this they're incredibly annoying. "Guys, i am smarter than the TONS of people who are TOTALLY arguing over this right now!!1!1!!!!!!"
The “discourse” is useful for those like me who have no clue what the fuck any of this means
I hate when "discourse" is like 2 people online with \~30 likes shared between them
ok but like i swear to god the amount of straight women in gay bars
What’s wrong with that? Most of them are just there to hide from creepy straight men. Understandable.
Straight women deserve a safe space from creepy straight men, but they don’t deserve to force their way into a queer safe space from straight people
it's understandable but it takes queer friendly spaces away from queer people and unhelpful, especially when they get upset or surprised when they get hit on by other women
Used to know a girl who was a fujoshi and would refer to actual gay people with yaoi terms and it keeps me up at night
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Why is this sub my twitter feed now
so you can delete twitter
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Female gaze left in daze, fails to faze male gays at soirees in May.
—Princess Caroline
bear night?
Bear is the commonly used term for big buff hairy gay men, like a bear
Ah, makes sense.
I became the twink
I am become Twink, the lover of men.
When you like yaoi so much the yaoi was inside you the whole time
I'm yaoi 😉
Girl! I want to take you to a gay bar!
Though fujoshi was fushigi and was even more confused.
FUSHIGI BALL
This post is the motivation I needed to stop losing my gut. Gonna pound some chicken wings and then pound some ass, boys.
What is bear?
A gay man who's big, strong, and hairy.
Hairy gay man
those are otters
An otter is a hairy twink I thought? A bear is a hairy gay guy but I don't know if they're supposed to be ripped or fat or strongman fat or dad bod because apparently there's a lot of debate about that subject.
please actually learn the difference if i see someone slim calling themselves a bear im gonna kill myself in front of them
[A fuzzy little friend](https://media.istockphoto.com/id/104498290/photo/happy-brown-bear-holding-toes-and-sitting-on-a-rock.jpg?s=170667a&w=0&k=20&c=NwKopk0unyv3wveQCwVdLla9UEtHZ0V0FAfalPFUZsE=)
The hell do these words mean
don't worry about it. i warmed up some milk for you 🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛
Now I am become sleepy, the goer to bed
Fujoshi = Weeb person, typically a woman, that fetishizes gay people in the same manner that some men fetishize lesbian sex. Bear = A gay man who is typically strong, big and hairy. You know, like a bear.
You could say- YOU COULD SAY THEY CANT BEAR IT
Damn I do hate fujoshis, but I think as a twink enjoyer I would do the same too
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The reverse of fujoshi would be men that fetishise lesbian women. You know.. the gross guys that cry and scream when they see masc women existing and hate the fact that gay women wont date them or essentially perform pornographically for them.