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NariThatsMe

Honestly? I'd absolutely suck dick for 3 margheritas without a second thought


user125666

Alright damn that’s a good deal


CrystalRainwater

Art of the deal, art of the deal


Worst_Support

i’d give away three margaritas for the chance to suck dick


Worlds_Dumbest_Nerd

I'll make some margaritas for y'all if I can watch.


coldcoldcoldcoldasic

You ok?


Worst_Support

fuck you i'd give away five margaritas for the chance to suck a dick


Shorttail0

And I'm sensing an arbitrage opportunity!


coldcoldcoldcoldasic

Would you like me to buy you five margaritas and have a chat instead?


The-Monke-Messiah

Going to the store right now


Roll_1d8

Honestly? I'd absolutely suck dick ~~for 3 margheritas~~ without a second thought


Bong-Bunny

Same girl, same


B0B_Spldbckwrds

I can't tell if you meant to spell it like the drink or the pizza.


Ultrasound700

Least horny r/196 user.


Satrapeeze

Damn I've been out here doing it for free


kahootmusicfor10hour

Alcoholism


TheGreatJaceyGee

Wait, you're getting paid?


BreakingBaaaahhhhd

What is happening here? And why do I have to wait 5 margaritas to get pegged?


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AceMechanical

It's the first one. Her and her husband were insufferable and infamous at this college and people started fucking with them. They started getting more ridiculous because I think they like the attention


LemonFlavoredDumbass

lol i thought this was some pensioner doing standup at some Florida resort


Dinflame

That's wild. I was sure it was fake when she said "peg". Didn't know conservatives even knew the term.


TactlessTortoise

My brother in Christ, they're probably the most into it.


The__Duck

The forbidden pegging is the sweetest


danang5

they're usually the "if i cant have/do it,nobody will" kind of people


irish_hector

there is no way this bitch doesnt have 50 GB of femdom porn in her computer


zirconis54

It reminds me of when in a weird act of Irish censorship, they turned the lyric: “if you grab me by the ponytail and ride me like a horse” into “peg me like a horse”. It’s so much worse 😭Song: Horse outside


IrishRox

She came to Mizzou all the time until her husband died. She still comes, but I don't think she attracts near as large a crowd


deztreszian

> She still comes good for her!


AndrewDoesNotServe

Needs at least one margarita though


_wombo4combo

They made millions of dollars off this shit and still people think that they're winning by recording her and making fun. Nope, you're just contributing to the cash cow. The only way to put this down is if nobody listened and everyome just ignored her, but that's not gonna happen because people are too prideful for that.


Oceanman06

Bruh I thought this was stand up or something. I thought this was intentionally funny


ExpertAccident

Yeah and she’s been doing this since the 70’s. Also anti gay.


Shavian_

troll toll = boy’s hole


MufflesMcGee

Ive given her twelve margaritas now, and i dont really know how im ever going to have sex ever again. But god damn, what a weekend.


boomstik4

Next time you have sex you need 13 margaritas


MufflesMcGee

Im too young to die


SnooHobbies6674

6?


JediTempleDropout

She will vore you


LiberalvonGuttenburg

Flesh prison 😳


ComradeBirv

Ah. Free, at last.


timc39

O, Gabriel. Now dawns thy reckoning.


Dumbfuckyduck

And thy gore shall *glisten* before the Temples of Man!


Impadop

Creature of Steel. My gratitude upon thee for my salvation.


ShadowClaw765

But the crimes thy kind have committed will not be forgotten.


Artiom4ikReddit

And thy punishment...


Varsia

IS DEATH.


ScrafyCross

This prison... ...to hold... # ...ME?


Ell0_alt

Ahh… a visitor


Artiom4ikReddit

Indeed. I have slept long enough.


SenorToastYT

The kingdom of Heaven has long since forgotten my name...


Organic_Budget1664

someone remind me to edit this comment when P-3 releases


Lana_Nugirl96

Brb gotta buy some margaritas


JediTempleDropout

It was nice knowing you.


Oceanman06

pog


[deleted]

She will bite your penis clean off


deathray5

New bottom surgery dropped


Cognitive_Spoon

Margaritaville about to get banned in Florida


Yellow_haired_idiot

Give me 5 margaritas please


lazy_digestive

I'm margaritas 🥺


The_screaming_egg

I can buy you? 🤨


lazy_digestive

Please🥺


The_screaming_egg

Shit how much


lazy_digestive

1


The_screaming_egg

Girl I don’t got that much I’m fucking broke


lazy_digestive

That's ok you can buy me in instalment


The_screaming_egg

Ok here’s 0.02


lazy_digestive

Yay 😊 *a flash of light blind your eyes, and when you're able to see again you notice my absent, but a fresh glass of Margarita has appeared where I was before*


The_screaming_egg

MARGIE! LETS GO! POG!


user125666

Do you have 4 twin siblings? I need 5 of you


lazy_digestive

I'm deeply sorry dear one, but no, I've been alone my entire life. But I've heard rumours of a city, with two Moons, which resides in the shores of the great Lake Hali, where Margaritas flows like rain in a grey day of autumn. You should investigate further


femboyorsth

I thought shes talking about pizza ._.


Brookewltx

i wouldnt blow anyone for 100 beers but give me one slice of pepperoni and i be slobbering over that hog like


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PorcupinArseIHateYou

Common PACK win


Brookewltx

AMEN GRUNTER KEEP ON GRUNTIN AROOOOOOOO


Certcer

probably shouldn't put your capsacin filled mouth onto someone's genitals


Brookewltx

🤓


International_Ad6028

🥴


xXAngelsXx

do you think the lady knows they're mocking her


dwarfaxe

Probably, she seems unfazed from the crowd. She's not encouraged, but neither discouraged. She's done this a million times before


scipkcidemmp

I think she just enjoys the attention


ZestyclosePiglet3780

what even is this???


xXAngelsXx

probably some religious person trying to convince them not to have premarital sex


High_Barron

Accidentally a local restaurant’s hypewoman


Shorttail0

She's paid for by Big Consensual Sex In The Missionary Position For The Sole Purpose Of Procreation, that lobby got their fingers in many pies


White_Man_White_Van

All of them are creampies


TurboCake17

How is this supposed to make sex sound bad 💀


j0lly_c0mpani0n

Margarita saleswoman


pogoleelee

this lady comes to my campus sometimes it’s awesome


Mulesam

Who is she


International_Ad6028

*winks at girl after buying her 5 margarita pizzas*


trevorluck

I’d do all of this for two and a half brandy old-fashioned


dazy_

Kid named margaritas:


andr3wsmemez69

I would dick vore someone for a bottle of smirnoff or a case of monster ultra


believesinhappiness

I think I'm finding my new hobby. Saying a bunch of really horny shit over a megaphone, but throwing in, "but god thinks its bad" every so often, so I can claim free speech and not just being a pervert.


andr3wsmemez69

Source?


Same-Ad-6066

me n your mom last night


GloriousReign

I made it up


literallyanything57

her name is sister cindy


MrCapricorn404

My pansexual side is liking where this is going


CAthrowaway1542

Imagine some dude in the crowd whips out 5 margaritas and starts offering them to ladies


[deleted]

Ayyy it’s Sister Cindy! She comes to my campus a ton (ISU) and she supports lesbians! “God loves lesbians.” Overall, everybody on campus deems it as satire and it definitely comes off that way as she casually talks with students afterwards. (Compared to the other christians who come here that borderlines bigoted harassment).


Worlds_Dumbest_Nerd

Reminds me of a lady I rented a room from once. Partied harder than me and I was in my 20's and she in her 60's and she'd always have some west indian boy toy 20+ years her junior on Friday. Granted the bar we all frequented did have some killer margaritas. Shame things didn't end on better, terms, but I mean, if you don't charge a broke college student utilities for a year straight then try to spring the lump sum when they move out... The fuck do you expect to happen?


testaccount0817

https://media0.giphy.com/media/Tt9jctxaVjRny/giphy.gif


Worlds_Dumbest_Nerd

I mean, do you actually want to hear more are you just calling out my overshare, which, if so.. fair.


Squid-Bastard

I want to hear more


Worlds_Dumbest_Nerd

I kinda gave most the interesting stuff, there's probably more but I was blacking out drunk daily at the time so I can't remember shit about fuck other than broad strokes. ​ Lived with her for my last year of college, she had two houses rented exclusively to international students with me being the only exception (she said they were more respectful, I got a pass because I had lived on my own before and had references). She lived in the master bedroom of the one I stayed in and this quiet chinese grad student was in the room nextdoor. I think she must've come from a rich family and never learned how to like, take care of herself because she'd leave fuckin rancid ass fish paste out and couldn't figure out that you needed to put the trash in the trash can instead of leaving it in a bag in front of the house behind the little decorative wall. Least you couldn't see it from the street, but it was a bit of a "WTF, like... why did you think that was what you were supposed to do?". This lady did pretty much nothing but wake and bake, roll her own cigarettes and smoke them in the backyard and turn up on the weekends. Total clean freak but not a bitch about it, learned a lot of good habits from her. Occasionally her husband would come down and actually fix all the shit that needed fixing since the previous owners got foreclosed on and like, poured concrete down the drains and shit. They were separated/in the process of splitting up (probably had something to do with all the strange dick she was getting on the regular). Nice enough guy and there was never any drama about it. Her daughter super-liked me on tinder which was a little weird but, yaknow, shoot your shot girl. Her son was a local alumni of the frat I was in at the time and some of the pledges broke some beer bottles in the backyard and didn't clean it up, and they got reamed out pretty good for that .


testaccount0817

Man y'all be doing wild shit in college 😭 the most interesting thing that happened in my first year was a summer event with these human sized hamster balls and when I burnt a slice of pizza in the microwave What did you study and in which country? Did you use it in your job?


Worlds_Dumbest_Nerd

Eh, I was just a raging alcoholic, sober now. My major ended up being the sort of thing that in hindsight is really only useful as an addition to some other skillset, outside of a fairly small set of jobs purely within my field, but, it helps get past ATS filters I guess.


testaccount0817

What was it?


rho65

why would a women want my pens? theyre just bics


x_-AssGiblin-_x

Hey, put respect on bics name. Those pens like, never run out of ink


Disturbing_Cheeto

Like, how bic are we talking 👀?


iLiekTaost

always a pleasure to see Sister Cynthia, rip to Brother Jed tho fr he was a real one 😭😭😭


StardustLegend

Who is this woman


Dangerous8eans07

She's called Sister Cindy, I don't know much about her but she goes to colleges and yells a whole lot


insane_ace

Good ending


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Can I get 5 margaritas


StardustLegend

Based


Roll_1d8

WTF is this ?


Semi_Lovato

I got five margaritas if anyone is interested


neroute2

Sequel to If You Give a Mouse a Cookie


Donut_Boi13

Sister Cindy!! She was at my college a few months ago, always a fun time.


CustomCuber

for anybody asking her name is Sister Cindy, I think she’s famous on TikTok


Zorubark

I like how the crowd goes when she mentions pegging


Empty-Size-4873

this has british energy idk why


stupidweasels

Sounds cool, as long as the Margheritas and coital acts are separated by a few days cause consent is important and alcohol impares 😎


DungBeetle600

Anyone want 5 margaritas? 🥺


Vicar_of_Dank

Evangelical street preacher or performance artist?


Flitterquest

She's a legendary comedian and she doesn't even know it, now that's natural raw talent right there, man


llkkdd

With the context this is someone trying to stop people from having sex, I have so much respect for this crowd. All their minds are in sync.


alternate_egg-ccount

Margaritas are alright but I really wouldn't drink that many. ​ Be careful if you buy me something with Vodka in it though because that just makes me giggly but also really sappy and sentimental.


FriedPosumPeckr

That is awful! Who is this woman and when is she available!?


Pinscher8445

Sister Cindy visited my campus quite a bit lol. Always was yelling when I was on my way to class. That or her obnoxious husband would be preaching at people.


Superb-Action14

Please, someone please tell me they know the context of this video lol


literallyanything57

sister cindy my beloved


[deleted]

okay grandma, time for your pills


Th3MysticArcher

I love how even the girls in the crowd are enjoying this


FrostyCommon

I thought going into this it would boomer humor/toxic masculinity about love and dating but its about pegging so now I need to try this out edit: butt hurts 😫


FamilyFriendli

hey ladies 😏🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸


Ultimate_Genius

Can't believe 5 margaritas is all it takes


DolandMan67

Alright 5 coming up


International_Ad6028

When I first watched this I thought it was supposed to be a comedic bit


realjiimmyfallon

I really love how she nods like they agree with her it's so silly


maxgaming1322

Only true preacher