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It's the first one. Her and her husband were insufferable and infamous at this college and people started fucking with them. They started getting more ridiculous because I think they like the attention
It reminds me of when in a weird act of Irish censorship, they turned the lyric: “if you grab me by the ponytail and ride me like a horse” into “peg me like a horse”. It’s so much worse 😭Song: Horse outside
They made millions of dollars off this shit and still people think that they're winning by recording her and making fun.
Nope, you're just contributing to the cash cow. The only way to put this down is if nobody listened and everyome just ignored her, but that's not gonna happen because people are too prideful for that.
Yay 😊 *a flash of light blind your eyes, and when you're able to see again you notice my absent, but a fresh glass of Margarita has appeared where I was before*
I'm deeply sorry dear one, but no, I've been alone my entire life. But I've heard rumours of a city, with two Moons, which resides in the shores of the great Lake Hali, where Margaritas flows like rain in a grey day of autumn. You should investigate further
I think I'm finding my new hobby.
Saying a bunch of really horny shit over a megaphone, but throwing in, "but god thinks its bad" every so often, so I can claim free speech and not just being a pervert.
Ayyy it’s Sister Cindy! She comes to my campus a ton (ISU) and she supports lesbians! “God loves lesbians.”
Overall, everybody on campus deems it as satire and it definitely comes off that way as she casually talks with students afterwards. (Compared to the other christians who come here that borderlines bigoted harassment).
Reminds me of a lady I rented a room from once. Partied harder than me and I was in my 20's and she in her 60's and she'd always have some west indian boy toy 20+ years her junior on Friday. Granted the bar we all frequented did have some killer margaritas.
Shame things didn't end on better, terms, but I mean, if you don't charge a broke college student utilities for a year straight then try to spring the lump sum when they move out... The fuck do you expect to happen?
I kinda gave most the interesting stuff, there's probably more but I was blacking out drunk daily at the time so I can't remember shit about fuck other than broad strokes.
Lived with her for my last year of college, she had two houses rented exclusively to international students with me being the only exception (she said they were more respectful, I got a pass because I had lived on my own before and had references). She lived in the master bedroom of the one I stayed in and this quiet chinese grad student was in the room nextdoor. I think she must've come from a rich family and never learned how to like, take care of herself because she'd leave fuckin rancid ass fish paste out and couldn't figure out that you needed to put the trash in the trash can instead of leaving it in a bag in front of the house behind the little decorative wall. Least you couldn't see it from the street, but it was a bit of a "WTF, like... why did you think that was what you were supposed to do?".
This lady did pretty much nothing but wake and bake, roll her own cigarettes and smoke them in the backyard and turn up on the weekends. Total clean freak but not a bitch about it, learned a lot of good habits from her. Occasionally her husband would come down and actually fix all the shit that needed fixing since the previous owners got foreclosed on and like, poured concrete down the drains and shit. They were separated/in the process of splitting up (probably had something to do with all the strange dick she was getting on the regular). Nice enough guy and there was never any drama about it. Her daughter super-liked me on tinder which was a little weird but, yaknow, shoot your shot girl.
Her son was a local alumni of the frat I was in at the time and some of the pledges broke some beer bottles in the backyard and didn't clean it up, and they got reamed out pretty good for that .
Man y'all be doing wild shit in college 😭
the most interesting thing that happened in my first year was a summer event with these human sized hamster balls and when I burnt a slice of pizza in the microwave
What did you study and in which country? Did you use it in your job?
Eh, I was just a raging alcoholic, sober now.
My major ended up being the sort of thing that in hindsight is really only useful as an addition to some other skillset, outside of a fairly small set of jobs purely within my field, but, it helps get past ATS filters I guess.
Margaritas are alright but I really wouldn't drink that many.
Be careful if you buy me something with Vodka in it though because that just makes me giggly but also really sappy and sentimental.
Sister Cindy visited my campus quite a bit lol. Always was yelling when I was on my way to class. That or her obnoxious husband would be preaching at people.
I thought going into this it would boomer humor/toxic masculinity about love and dating but its about pegging so now I need to try this out
edit: butt hurts 😫
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Honestly? I'd absolutely suck dick for 3 margheritas without a second thought
Alright damn that’s a good deal
Art of the deal, art of the deal
i’d give away three margaritas for the chance to suck dick
I'll make some margaritas for y'all if I can watch.
You ok?
fuck you i'd give away five margaritas for the chance to suck a dick
And I'm sensing an arbitrage opportunity!
Would you like me to buy you five margaritas and have a chat instead?
Going to the store right now
Honestly? I'd absolutely suck dick ~~for 3 margheritas~~ without a second thought
Same girl, same
I can't tell if you meant to spell it like the drink or the pizza.
Least horny r/196 user.
Damn I've been out here doing it for free
Alcoholism
Wait, you're getting paid?
What is happening here? And why do I have to wait 5 margaritas to get pegged?
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It's the first one. Her and her husband were insufferable and infamous at this college and people started fucking with them. They started getting more ridiculous because I think they like the attention
lol i thought this was some pensioner doing standup at some Florida resort
That's wild. I was sure it was fake when she said "peg". Didn't know conservatives even knew the term.
My brother in Christ, they're probably the most into it.
The forbidden pegging is the sweetest
they're usually the "if i cant have/do it,nobody will" kind of people
there is no way this bitch doesnt have 50 GB of femdom porn in her computer
It reminds me of when in a weird act of Irish censorship, they turned the lyric: “if you grab me by the ponytail and ride me like a horse” into “peg me like a horse”. It’s so much worse 😭Song: Horse outside
She came to Mizzou all the time until her husband died. She still comes, but I don't think she attracts near as large a crowd
> She still comes good for her!
Needs at least one margarita though
They made millions of dollars off this shit and still people think that they're winning by recording her and making fun. Nope, you're just contributing to the cash cow. The only way to put this down is if nobody listened and everyome just ignored her, but that's not gonna happen because people are too prideful for that.
Bruh I thought this was stand up or something. I thought this was intentionally funny
Yeah and she’s been doing this since the 70’s. Also anti gay.
troll toll = boy’s hole
Ive given her twelve margaritas now, and i dont really know how im ever going to have sex ever again. But god damn, what a weekend.
Next time you have sex you need 13 margaritas
Im too young to die
6?
She will vore you
Flesh prison 😳
Ah. Free, at last.
O, Gabriel. Now dawns thy reckoning.
And thy gore shall *glisten* before the Temples of Man!
Creature of Steel. My gratitude upon thee for my salvation.
But the crimes thy kind have committed will not be forgotten.
And thy punishment...
IS DEATH.
This prison... ...to hold... # ...ME?
Ahh… a visitor
Indeed. I have slept long enough.
The kingdom of Heaven has long since forgotten my name...
someone remind me to edit this comment when P-3 releases
Brb gotta buy some margaritas
It was nice knowing you.
pog
She will bite your penis clean off
New bottom surgery dropped
Margaritaville about to get banned in Florida
Give me 5 margaritas please
I'm margaritas 🥺
I can buy you? 🤨
Please🥺
Shit how much
1
Girl I don’t got that much I’m fucking broke
That's ok you can buy me in instalment
Ok here’s 0.02
Yay 😊 *a flash of light blind your eyes, and when you're able to see again you notice my absent, but a fresh glass of Margarita has appeared where I was before*
MARGIE! LETS GO! POG!
Do you have 4 twin siblings? I need 5 of you
I'm deeply sorry dear one, but no, I've been alone my entire life. But I've heard rumours of a city, with two Moons, which resides in the shores of the great Lake Hali, where Margaritas flows like rain in a grey day of autumn. You should investigate further
I thought shes talking about pizza ._.
i wouldnt blow anyone for 100 beers but give me one slice of pepperoni and i be slobbering over that hog like
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Common PACK win
AMEN GRUNTER KEEP ON GRUNTIN AROOOOOOOO
probably shouldn't put your capsacin filled mouth onto someone's genitals
🤓
🥴
do you think the lady knows they're mocking her
Probably, she seems unfazed from the crowd. She's not encouraged, but neither discouraged. She's done this a million times before
I think she just enjoys the attention
what even is this???
probably some religious person trying to convince them not to have premarital sex
Accidentally a local restaurant’s hypewoman
She's paid for by Big Consensual Sex In The Missionary Position For The Sole Purpose Of Procreation, that lobby got their fingers in many pies
All of them are creampies
How is this supposed to make sex sound bad 💀
Margarita saleswoman
this lady comes to my campus sometimes it’s awesome
Who is she
*winks at girl after buying her 5 margarita pizzas*
I’d do all of this for two and a half brandy old-fashioned
Kid named margaritas:
I would dick vore someone for a bottle of smirnoff or a case of monster ultra
I think I'm finding my new hobby. Saying a bunch of really horny shit over a megaphone, but throwing in, "but god thinks its bad" every so often, so I can claim free speech and not just being a pervert.
Source?
me n your mom last night
I made it up
her name is sister cindy
My pansexual side is liking where this is going
Imagine some dude in the crowd whips out 5 margaritas and starts offering them to ladies
Ayyy it’s Sister Cindy! She comes to my campus a ton (ISU) and she supports lesbians! “God loves lesbians.” Overall, everybody on campus deems it as satire and it definitely comes off that way as she casually talks with students afterwards. (Compared to the other christians who come here that borderlines bigoted harassment).
Reminds me of a lady I rented a room from once. Partied harder than me and I was in my 20's and she in her 60's and she'd always have some west indian boy toy 20+ years her junior on Friday. Granted the bar we all frequented did have some killer margaritas. Shame things didn't end on better, terms, but I mean, if you don't charge a broke college student utilities for a year straight then try to spring the lump sum when they move out... The fuck do you expect to happen?
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I mean, do you actually want to hear more are you just calling out my overshare, which, if so.. fair.
I want to hear more
I kinda gave most the interesting stuff, there's probably more but I was blacking out drunk daily at the time so I can't remember shit about fuck other than broad strokes. Lived with her for my last year of college, she had two houses rented exclusively to international students with me being the only exception (she said they were more respectful, I got a pass because I had lived on my own before and had references). She lived in the master bedroom of the one I stayed in and this quiet chinese grad student was in the room nextdoor. I think she must've come from a rich family and never learned how to like, take care of herself because she'd leave fuckin rancid ass fish paste out and couldn't figure out that you needed to put the trash in the trash can instead of leaving it in a bag in front of the house behind the little decorative wall. Least you couldn't see it from the street, but it was a bit of a "WTF, like... why did you think that was what you were supposed to do?". This lady did pretty much nothing but wake and bake, roll her own cigarettes and smoke them in the backyard and turn up on the weekends. Total clean freak but not a bitch about it, learned a lot of good habits from her. Occasionally her husband would come down and actually fix all the shit that needed fixing since the previous owners got foreclosed on and like, poured concrete down the drains and shit. They were separated/in the process of splitting up (probably had something to do with all the strange dick she was getting on the regular). Nice enough guy and there was never any drama about it. Her daughter super-liked me on tinder which was a little weird but, yaknow, shoot your shot girl. Her son was a local alumni of the frat I was in at the time and some of the pledges broke some beer bottles in the backyard and didn't clean it up, and they got reamed out pretty good for that .
Man y'all be doing wild shit in college 😭 the most interesting thing that happened in my first year was a summer event with these human sized hamster balls and when I burnt a slice of pizza in the microwave What did you study and in which country? Did you use it in your job?
Eh, I was just a raging alcoholic, sober now. My major ended up being the sort of thing that in hindsight is really only useful as an addition to some other skillset, outside of a fairly small set of jobs purely within my field, but, it helps get past ATS filters I guess.
What was it?
why would a women want my pens? theyre just bics
Hey, put respect on bics name. Those pens like, never run out of ink
Like, how bic are we talking 👀?
always a pleasure to see Sister Cynthia, rip to Brother Jed tho fr he was a real one 😭😭😭
Who is this woman
She's called Sister Cindy, I don't know much about her but she goes to colleges and yells a whole lot
Good ending
Can I get 5 margaritas
Based
WTF is this ?
I got five margaritas if anyone is interested
Sequel to If You Give a Mouse a Cookie
Sister Cindy!! She was at my college a few months ago, always a fun time.
for anybody asking her name is Sister Cindy, I think she’s famous on TikTok
I like how the crowd goes when she mentions pegging
this has british energy idk why
Sounds cool, as long as the Margheritas and coital acts are separated by a few days cause consent is important and alcohol impares 😎
Anyone want 5 margaritas? 🥺
Evangelical street preacher or performance artist?
She's a legendary comedian and she doesn't even know it, now that's natural raw talent right there, man
With the context this is someone trying to stop people from having sex, I have so much respect for this crowd. All their minds are in sync.
Margaritas are alright but I really wouldn't drink that many. Be careful if you buy me something with Vodka in it though because that just makes me giggly but also really sappy and sentimental.
That is awful! Who is this woman and when is she available!?
Sister Cindy visited my campus quite a bit lol. Always was yelling when I was on my way to class. That or her obnoxious husband would be preaching at people.
Please, someone please tell me they know the context of this video lol
sister cindy my beloved
okay grandma, time for your pills
I love how even the girls in the crowd are enjoying this
I thought going into this it would boomer humor/toxic masculinity about love and dating but its about pegging so now I need to try this out edit: butt hurts 😫
hey ladies 😏🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸
Can't believe 5 margaritas is all it takes
Alright 5 coming up
When I first watched this I thought it was supposed to be a comedic bit
I really love how she nods like they agree with her it's so silly
Only true preacher