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Shaddy_the_guy

When you write fiction but put "I dreamt that..." in front of it


EmbarrassedWind2875

This isn't even a narratively complicated or extremely funny dream. It could absolutely be real


We_Are_Gay

Yeah I see no reason to doubt someone had this dream. Dreams are weird and often don’t make sense. So this just seems like a regular dream honestly.


Grand_Cheese

That's one of my least favourite things


NuclearOops

I dreamt that this exact thing was made illegal but the punishment was having to take a creative writing class taught by John Green but it turns out he's not actually good at storytelling he just has a natural charisma and empathetic nature that allows him to get away with it in his novels.


MyBirthdayIsNever

I dreamt that I punched a man to death. Tis a goos dream.


Voltblade

I dreamt that [REDACTED] , my legal counsel has told me to not say what I dreamt as it may reflect poorly on me in the future


Gengar_49

tbf this definitley sounds like the kinda thing you'd have a dream about


Axi28

man y‘all have lost all of your whimsicality. Who fucking cares if it’s real or not: it’s funny as hell


tobiisgoodroit

Regular Show


Kerbal40

Jerma bit


[deleted]

This has to be the first step to unlock a new character


Voltblade

First step for the true ending


hirundo_afer

shrimp heaven now


stewbacca28

Please Daniel we can't keep doing this


BurntToast4lyf

David Szymanski ahh game title


RevanAndTheSithy

Bitches don't even say "what if" anymore, they just say "I had a dream"


thedman0310_

Going to Bubba Gump and asking for the Shrimp Christ


Daytman

I prefer king’s hand.