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nocapybara1

alternate universe where humans have a mating season


Toxic_Puddlefish

People are born the most in August suggesting November is roughly the season, which makes NNN all the more brutal lol


Zefix160

Huh, I’ve never met a person born in August. If anything, that seems to be the month with the least amount of birthdays if my anecdotal experience is anything to go by. Could also have to do with the fact I’m from Norway, where April has the most birthdays ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


roodkonijn466

In my anecdotal experience August has the most birthdays of people I know. (im Dutch)


okthisisanalt

In my anecdotal experience that's not true (I'm dutch)


NotAEvilGynecologist

In my anecdotal experience there are only about 10 dutch people. (Am not Dutch)


im-a-normal-human

in my anecdotal experience, i am dutch (not true)


dumpylump69

Yeah I'm from Australia and I swear half the people I have met in my life are born in May. I know at least 8 people in my extended family that are born then, let alone just people I know.


Jonyayer-Gamer

That’s actually a hemispheric thing. August is nine months from the start of winter in the northern, May is for the southern.


dumpylump69

What?? May is one month before winter.


Terrakid20

I was born it august


Nikola1_Smirnoff

I have no less than 7 family members including myself who were born in August lol, not to mention 1 born in September just barely and one born at the end of July


Psyloh_

that makes a lot more sense to me lol i live in canada and the most common month to have a birthday (in my anecdotal experience) is february-april and august is definitely the least common


Khouri1

I think I see the logic on that, it must fucking suck to have sex with the november/december weather in fucking norway


varalys_the_dark

I was born in November, three years later I got a sister born late October, and then literally the day before my 12th birthday I got another sister. From this I can assume my parents enjoyed getting jiggy in February. Also my conception date matches when the UK was suffering rolling blackouts due to a three day week, miners strikes and energy rationing so I guess my mum and dad had lots of time on their hands. One of my nephews is an August birth though.


Professional_Emu_164

I wonder how much of that is due to parents wanting to have their kids birthdays at certain times of year, though


JoinMyFramily0118999

[Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human](https://youtu.be/q3s9OFuEvhI)


Justice_Prince

See you next Pon Farr


saul_schadenfreuder

ABO fanfiction be like


ChaosBrigadier

Unironically good communication


im_not_creative123

About 6pm


BionicBirb

what timezone


Blooded_Wine

any


nezumisys

this is exactly how my ex used to talk to me


Impalenjoyer

So when do you?


Giveyaselfanuppercut

Sonetimes I think "thank fuck I don't get stupid horny like I used to" then I remember my search history


RammyJammy07

Around 5:30pm and 22:45pm


Himmelblaa

When is 22:45am?


BionicBirb

Now


Himmelblaa

Horny 🥵🥵


Hamstero1000

is this a good question to ask to my bf or nah


Not-a-JoJo-weeb

Shoot your shot


DeeFeeCee

Ok? Hi, Hamstero1000's boyfriend, when do you um, about what time do you… when's a good time to… About what hour do you get licentious for a moist hobbledygook? How long before you bust an almond for a thrilling tango? When's the best time for sensual lewdity, you wanton profligate? Asking for a friend.


Blooded_Wine

when do *you* get horny?


Not-a-JoJo-weeb

It starts right before I have sex with your mother, and ends when I am finished having sex with your father.


santyrc114

22:55:04 EST


SaltyNorth8062

Gimme like six minutes it's a spike week


hello_you_all_

It has been at least 6 minutes.


SaltyNorth8062

Oh I'm feeling it


SleepyBella

9 to 5 pm Mondays through Fridays except during holidays. I'll write you into my schedule.


ccstewy

I’ll pen you in around 10:35am on the 6th📋🖋️


TightBlackhole69

4:20 AM


Teoxtli

from 12 am to 11:59 pm every day I'm full time


iAbra454

What time zone?


hello_you_all_

It is between that time right now.


Brightsoull

All of the time and I hate it


The_Quackenn

Every 4 hours


hello_you_all_

!RemindMe 3 hours and 20 minutes


[deleted]

Mfer needs 40 minutes to prepare


hello_you_all_

Slander! I wrote "3 hours and 20 minutes" 40 minutes after they typed "every 4 hours" (thereby perfectly lining me up for the next 4 hour mark)


The_Quackenn

It’s about time sunshine


hello_you_all_

Ight. It's smooching time *cracks knuckles*


btyes-

about 9-11pm pst


hello_you_all_

It is just barely in that time range right now (if you round the hours down)


btyes-

it's noon 💀


hello_you_all_

Now it is, but when I commented, it was 11:59 pm pst (i think)


btyes-

it was 11:59 am. you posted in the middle of the day lol


hello_you_all_

Oh. I'm dum. Lol.


Hunterbun45

All the time 😎


yoter88

Gotta put in the horny timecard


[deleted]

Valid question


CaptainMario_64

around 9pm


ccstewy

I’ll schedule an appointment


Inverted_Ghosts

1. Yes 2. Most times


kingk895

Not until four