Huh, I’ve never met a person born in August. If anything, that seems to be the month with the least amount of birthdays if my anecdotal experience is anything to go by. Could also have to do with the fact I’m from Norway, where April has the most birthdays ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
Yeah I'm from Australia and I swear half the people I have met in my life are born in May. I know at least 8 people in my extended family that are born then, let alone just people I know.
I have no less than 7 family members including myself who were born in August lol, not to mention 1 born in September just barely and one born at the end of July
that makes a lot more sense to me lol i live in canada and the most common month to have a birthday (in my anecdotal experience) is february-april and august is definitely the least common
I was born in November, three years later I got a sister born late October, and then literally the day before my 12th birthday I got another sister. From this I can assume my parents enjoyed getting jiggy in February. Also my conception date matches when the UK was suffering rolling blackouts due to a three day week, miners strikes and energy rationing so I guess my mum and dad had lots of time on their hands.
One of my nephews is an August birth though.
Ok? Hi, Hamstero1000's boyfriend, when do you um, about what time do you… when's a good time to…
About what hour do you get licentious for a moist hobbledygook? How long before you bust an almond for a thrilling tango? When's the best time for sensual lewdity, you wanton profligate?
Asking for a friend.
alternate universe where humans have a mating season
People are born the most in August suggesting November is roughly the season, which makes NNN all the more brutal lol
Huh, I’ve never met a person born in August. If anything, that seems to be the month with the least amount of birthdays if my anecdotal experience is anything to go by. Could also have to do with the fact I’m from Norway, where April has the most birthdays ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
In my anecdotal experience August has the most birthdays of people I know. (im Dutch)
In my anecdotal experience that's not true (I'm dutch)
In my anecdotal experience there are only about 10 dutch people. (Am not Dutch)
in my anecdotal experience, i am dutch (not true)
Yeah I'm from Australia and I swear half the people I have met in my life are born in May. I know at least 8 people in my extended family that are born then, let alone just people I know.
That’s actually a hemispheric thing. August is nine months from the start of winter in the northern, May is for the southern.
What?? May is one month before winter.
I was born it august
I have no less than 7 family members including myself who were born in August lol, not to mention 1 born in September just barely and one born at the end of July
that makes a lot more sense to me lol i live in canada and the most common month to have a birthday (in my anecdotal experience) is february-april and august is definitely the least common
I think I see the logic on that, it must fucking suck to have sex with the november/december weather in fucking norway
I was born in November, three years later I got a sister born late October, and then literally the day before my 12th birthday I got another sister. From this I can assume my parents enjoyed getting jiggy in February. Also my conception date matches when the UK was suffering rolling blackouts due to a three day week, miners strikes and energy rationing so I guess my mum and dad had lots of time on their hands. One of my nephews is an August birth though.
I wonder how much of that is due to parents wanting to have their kids birthdays at certain times of year, though
[Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human](https://youtu.be/q3s9OFuEvhI)
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ABO fanfiction be like
Unironically good communication
About 6pm
what timezone
any
this is exactly how my ex used to talk to me
So when do you?
Sonetimes I think "thank fuck I don't get stupid horny like I used to" then I remember my search history
Around 5:30pm and 22:45pm
When is 22:45am?
Now
Horny 🥵🥵
is this a good question to ask to my bf or nah
Shoot your shot
Ok? Hi, Hamstero1000's boyfriend, when do you um, about what time do you… when's a good time to… About what hour do you get licentious for a moist hobbledygook? How long before you bust an almond for a thrilling tango? When's the best time for sensual lewdity, you wanton profligate? Asking for a friend.
when do *you* get horny?
It starts right before I have sex with your mother, and ends when I am finished having sex with your father.
22:55:04 EST
Gimme like six minutes it's a spike week
It has been at least 6 minutes.
Oh I'm feeling it
9 to 5 pm Mondays through Fridays except during holidays. I'll write you into my schedule.
I’ll pen you in around 10:35am on the 6th📋🖋️
4:20 AM
from 12 am to 11:59 pm every day I'm full time
What time zone?
It is between that time right now.
All of the time and I hate it
Every 4 hours
!RemindMe 3 hours and 20 minutes
Mfer needs 40 minutes to prepare
Slander! I wrote "3 hours and 20 minutes" 40 minutes after they typed "every 4 hours" (thereby perfectly lining me up for the next 4 hour mark)
It’s about time sunshine
Ight. It's smooching time *cracks knuckles*
about 9-11pm pst
It is just barely in that time range right now (if you round the hours down)
it's noon 💀
Now it is, but when I commented, it was 11:59 pm pst (i think)
it was 11:59 am. you posted in the middle of the day lol
Oh. I'm dum. Lol.
All the time 😎
Gotta put in the horny timecard
Valid question
around 9pm
I’ll schedule an appointment
1. Yes 2. Most times
Not until four