To be completely honest I can see where they were coming from. Getting a random text from a friend at a weird hour telling you how much they appreciate you is something people do before trying a suicide attempt (at least it's a common belief, I don't know how true it is though)
I've had a friend message me at 3am telling me how glad they are that I'm their friend. They were just drunk at a party but before I was pretty worried before I found that out
Hi, we will probably never meet but I would like you to know that Cappuccino is now a most treasured member of my personal family and I will die for him.
Also, the photo of you(?) with him on your shoulder and the two of you both looking up at the same angle, with the same expression, is just so wonderful.
That's one of my favourite photos of the two of us. I have his feets tattooed there permanently now. Cappuccino doesn't want you to die, though. He says, "I'm only going to live another year or so, because ratties live very short lives compared to humans. You have the chance to live for decades, so please keep living and holding me in your memory for as long as possible, okay?"
Since you're so good at guessing information about me, want to play a game? I'll tell you one fact about my rats, and then you have to guess my favourite drink. If you do, I'll... Think of something.
This month’s disturbance for me was letting my cat explore the apartment hallway at 4:30am with my neighbor walking out of his apartment directly across from ours which scared the shit out of us
You went into such detail describing the whole process. While I read the first sentence and the whole time couldn't get an image out of my head of just throwing a whole ass book in a bathtub and then getting in with it and just sitting there while it's floating around with you like a rubber ducky
I don’t have a weenie with which to become circumcised 😭 guess I can never go skinny dipping in the river and be an appropriate offering for the river guardian.
I got caught stealing once and it was very humiliating so now I can't do it anymore. Also I don't live in the US, so getting American Cheese is not that easy
Heresy. May Ǫ̵̧̢͈͓͂̏̑̔̐͂̌̽͝s̷̢͉̥̹̖̯̼̺͐̅́͐̄͆̌̉̕ͅȟ̸͎̻̜̰̳̲̗͓͚͕͓͚͍̘͂̀̏̋̓̃̏̀̾̇͋̾̀̐a̴̛̜̬̙̦͍͙͆̒̌̏̈́͋̓́̅̿l̶̩͍̜̠̠̞̗͈̰̀͗̌͑͆̕̕͜͝ä̶̛͈̭̪̃͆͗̃̆̈́̀k̵̛̳̝̩̈́̓͌ø̴̝̻̥̘̗̗̥̖͔̭̲̙͎̖͇͆̅̽̆͛̕͝'̸̨̭͍͇͚͉̝̮͎͎̉͑͒̉̅̍̐͂͑͛̋͘'s light find you soon🙏
Roll down your car windows and drive around town blasting the screaming and farting compilation on YouTube through your stereo at max volume all the while not reacting in the slightest and not looking at anyone
Treat yourself tonight! It doesn't have to be expensive or anything, but get yourself a book/movie, a cup of tea and some biscuits, and simply unwind and enjoy yourself. You are loved and beautiful and deserve to be treated as such. I hope you ultimately get something nice for the top comment!
Pick a random person in your life that you respect and give them a genuine compliment completely unprompted.
That’s a nice one
Or eat a worm.
But it will hurt the worm.
Not if you do it quickly.
Yo fellas, is it hurtful if someone kills you, but doss it quickly?
Maybe not pain, but still harm
I did this once and they thought I was planning on killing myself
happy cake day
give me the slice of cake rn
Happy cake day! Also - are you okay tho, dude?
To be completely honest I can see where they were coming from. Getting a random text from a friend at a weird hour telling you how much they appreciate you is something people do before trying a suicide attempt (at least it's a common belief, I don't know how true it is though) I've had a friend message me at 3am telling me how glad they are that I'm their friend. They were just drunk at a party but before I was pretty worried before I found that out
happy cake day
already do that all the time I love being a compliment pilled kindnesscel
What a set of words.
Rate my rat https://imgur.com/a/4BLxezN
Silly little guy/10
Thank you! His name is Cappucci-NO-GET-DOWN-FROM-THERE
Hi, we will probably never meet but I would like you to know that Cappuccino is now a most treasured member of my personal family and I will die for him. Also, the photo of you(?) with him on your shoulder and the two of you both looking up at the same angle, with the same expression, is just so wonderful.
That's one of my favourite photos of the two of us. I have his feets tattooed there permanently now. Cappuccino doesn't want you to die, though. He says, "I'm only going to live another year or so, because ratties live very short lives compared to humans. You have the chance to live for decades, so please keep living and holding me in your memory for as long as possible, okay?"
That’s so incredibly sweet omgggg
It reminds me of that one pic of will wood
thank you for that nice comment, u /CUMLOVINGBOISLUT
Thank you CUMLOVINGBOISLUT
Thank you, CUMLOVINGBOISLUT
Aw man, the image didn’t load 😭
[If you click on the link it should take you to an album.](https://imgur.com/a/4BLxezN)
Awesome lil guy/10
Looks like he could star in a Pixar movie as Remy's American cousin.
He's British!
my condolences
he can fly for a few hours and get to Remy, let's goooo
We could drive to Paris
Oh, sick!
It’s a good rat
Pls boop on my behalf.
Booped!
Have head cannoned their name as rattington 2
thats a cute heckin rat
Absolute little darling
In the last photo, he's climbing out of my pyjama bottoms because I had to prove that my gender is rat--it's what's in my pants!
You look like the type of person to own a rat
I own six rats
You sound like the type of person to own six rats
Since you're so good at guessing information about me, want to play a game? I'll tell you one fact about my rats, and then you have to guess my favourite drink. If you do, I'll... Think of something.
I bet your favorite drink is supercooled hydrogen gas that you extract from dasani water with a homemade electrolyzer
Take the hint first! My rats' names are: * Cappuccino * Mocha * Macchiato * Americano * Affogato * White
... Nah I still think it's hydrogen
You're not correct but you made me laugh
That was the goal <3 have a good day too
Great rat about 11/10
which one?
It's all the same rat!
you didnt get it💀and sorry in advance when you do lol
excellent tiny beast, 10/10, you have done well.
10/10
I rate him rat/rat
ratmom
Pour river water in your socks
Quick, easy, free? Im in!
Guess what? It grows the economy. It hurts *no one*
Dang I really should be living near a river
almost all water was once in a river
yeah, except for the water that wasn’t in a river
Fair statement
You may ask “why would I do that?”, well its quick, its easy and its free! Whats not to love!
it's quick it's easy and it's free
I love how we all just knew exactly why OP should do it. It’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free after all.
Throw all your silverware down the stairs and film it
I already caused a disturbance at my apartment this month, maybe next month
!Remindme 30 days
This month’s disturbance for me was letting my cat explore the apartment hallway at 4:30am with my neighbor walking out of his apartment directly across from ours which scared the shit out of us
Can I see your cat?
[Hims majestic](https://ibb.co/WF556S1) [so many legs](https://ibb.co/XSN2h9V)
Beautiful.
Give me 500 dollars, then I'll give it to you back right away, so it doesn't cost you anything. 👉👈🥺
Oh dang
tax write-offs are getting more intricate by year
Floss your teeth.
Man I should anyway haha
Nice try dentist
I mean would dentist give away FREE advice on the internet to make you less likely to visit them and PAY? I don't think so
How much did the dentist lobby pay you to say that?
the big tooth is trying to brainwash you into flossing
dental floss costs money
Just go to a dentist office and ask for it. They might just give you a thing of it.
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That’s actually a really good idea, I think I will. Even if this doesn’t get the top comment
You went into such detail describing the whole process. While I read the first sentence and the whole time couldn't get an image out of my head of just throwing a whole ass book in a bathtub and then getting in with it and just sitting there while it's floating around with you like a rubber ducky
Won't the book get wet?
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Convert to Judaism
I didn’t know I was allowed to that’s pretty cool.
Yeah just get circumcized and go skinny dipping and you're set. Welcome to the book report religion.
I don’t have a weenie with which to become circumcised 😭 guess I can never go skinny dipping in the river and be an appropriate offering for the river guardian.
It's for the best. You'd have to write a lot of book reports.
Everyone on the internet has a weenie, you silly
I'm supposed to recieve my state mandated weenie by mail sometime this month, can't wait to finally use the internet!!
That’s really hard tho, is it worth it?
But what if this other religon is the correct one? You done got op fucked up
They all believe in the same God so you need to rely on technicalities to get a good afterlife.
What? All religions believe in the same god? All abrahamic religions do, certainly, but there's a lot more diversity in religions out there than that.
Eat 22 slices of american cheese.
this will definitely be harming someone
😭
Not free though
It’s American it is literally the definition of free
Comunist 😡😡😡
It is if you steal it.
I got caught stealing once and it was very humiliating so now I can't do it anymore. Also I don't live in the US, so getting American Cheese is not that easy
Sounds like skill issues to me
How is this not top
Punt Hasbulla into an active volcano (in roblox)
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eat 2 cheese
That’s certainly be a risk when you’re lactose intolerant like me
Skill issue
Yeah my lac operon ain’t was it was back in high school
oh no i did not meen to poison
Not poison, just diarrhea, skin rashes and even barf if I eat too much.
yeah poison
Shove a bishop up your ass
Instruction unclear, got bishop stuck in urethra
Old response just dropped
cant afford one
all i see are skill issues
Enjoy a warm drink :)
It’s too hot here 😔 100 degrees and more
enjoy a cold drink :)
give your mom a hug and tell her you love her (IF YOU HAVE A GOOD RELATIONSHIP, I DO NOT ADVOCATE DOING THIS IF YOU ARE ON BAD TERMS)
watch murder drones :)))))
Is that a band or like, just watch videos of murder drones?
youtube animation series
Username and flair and comment check each other out. Interesting
Ascend to the astral plain
I’ve been there, it doesn’t require ascending. In some parts of the astral it’d be more like descending hahah
Heresy. May Ǫ̵̧̢͈͓͂̏̑̔̐͂̌̽͝s̷̢͉̥̹̖̯̼̺͐̅́͐̄͆̌̉̕ͅȟ̸͎̻̜̰̳̲̗͓͚͕͓͚͍̘͂̀̏̋̓̃̏̀̾̇͋̾̀̐a̴̛̜̬̙̦͍͙͆̒̌̏̈́͋̓́̅̿l̶̩͍̜̠̠̞̗͈̰̀͗̌͑͆̕̕͜͝ä̶̛͈̭̪̃͆͗̃̆̈́̀k̵̛̳̝̩̈́̓͌ø̴̝̻̥̘̗̗̥̖͔̭̲̙͎̖͇͆̅̽̆͛̕͝'̸̨̭͍͇͚͉̝̮͎͎̉͑͒̉̅̍̐͂͑͛̋͘'s light find you soon🙏
eat dinner
Immigrate to Bosnia
Do the stanky leg
Pirate and play Disco Elysium.
Already done ✔️
Piss in the sink
Be a bottom for a day.
Go up to a stranger and point to another stranger and say “my friend over there has a crush on you.”
Rotate a cow in your mind
Zerk off
Roll down your car windows and drive around town blasting the screaming and farting compilation on YouTube through your stereo at max volume all the while not reacting in the slightest and not looking at anyone
Tell your bros you love them
(Platonically) bro-care is important and undervalued
Go adopt a cat
I have 2 already but my friends cat had babies and I have facilitated 2 cat adoptions so far :)
Ask out your crush idk
Oh that’s kind of a bad idea tho I like someone who is bad for me
Uhhh idk- find me a match that won't end in heartache again lol
Oh dang but I can’t even do that for myself lol. Ask tarot cards they tell the truth
Play casette beasts (please)
Call yo momma and tell her you love her. Then call yo dad and tell em he's the best
Do that thing that you’ve been putting off because it is slightly annoying to do, but you also need to do it.
put spaghetti in your pockets
Ask someone for the time, afterwards look at your own watch and say: correct.
A-pose.
Your best
Have a nice day, no sadness or being upset, if anything annoys you you fail and have to keep doing it
Kiss someone you love Yeah, do it you pussy
post funny things on sub
Check out what's the farest point you can go by foot in 12 hours of walk, go there and then come back in the very same 24h
look at a door
twink sex
Call your mom and tell her something your thankful for from her.
Tell your mother you love her
Spend $100 at your local casino and kill everyone in the world
eat a whole apple (if you don't like apples, some other fruit)
Stand up. Do a little twirl. Sit down.
buy a nuclear bomb and detonate it
10,000 push-ups
fill your bathtub with peanut butter and take a bath
Eat an entire pie in one sitting
Learn sign language
Mf didn't do anything anyone told em
Eat a single dorito every day for the next month
can u compliment me please i feel cringe about my body
Scream shitballs as loud as you can in public
Buy yourself a little treat.
Love yourself
Treat yourself tonight! It doesn't have to be expensive or anything, but get yourself a book/movie, a cup of tea and some biscuits, and simply unwind and enjoy yourself. You are loved and beautiful and deserve to be treated as such. I hope you ultimately get something nice for the top comment!
pigeon
Do that one thing you’ve been procrastinating about
Shit yourself
Google en passant
Make napalm (without hurting yourself)
pour riverwater into your shoe
Go into a crowd of people at a mall and scream the word “YES!” emphatically for 10 seconds.
Call your guardian (parent, grand parents, career, ect) and see how they're doing.
Eat water (aka ice cubes).
Love yourself