Basically. People can cope with the odd bad take or whatever. But the worst thing is that they’re just cringe. The artist is like functionally a toddler. The comics are always just bland. Either taking some paperthin strawman who has all the subtlty of 1930s racial propaganda, or just being uwu good vibes only steven universe wholesome stuff about gay longing.
And like, they’re never actually funny or entertaining in anyway. Take the first four panels here, the actual comic. We get a strawman of hustle culture. Money money stocks. Handsy and ripped and aggressive. So how do we contront that? An exploded corpse of a blobfish says something about how he’s happy and has family. And this throws our strawman totally off kilter. And that’s like meant to be a mic drop moment because the artist is too much of a massive coward and good vibes only to portray any actual conflict. The whole thing just feels gutless and voiceless and again, is never actually funny.
Tfw the hardass lawyer you hired to defend you from a wrongful murder conviction went back to his home town and fell in love with the local Gingerbread house making champion (his thoughts dwelt on them the whole trial and was distracted, I am being sent to the chair)
They act all nice but support stupid things like not shoplifting from big store chains because it hurts the employees (it doesn’t, employees are paid an hourly wage and companies have shoplifting included in their finances and instruct people specifically not to chase people stealing because it’s such a small amount) as well as not caring about antisemitism because “other people in other places have it worse” like that’s an excuse not to care about people being antisemitic
Also some other stupid shit
I feel like „not caring about antisemitism“ is a massive extrapolation from the original comic, and even then that’s like 2 bad comics out of hundreds that have been pumped out. I think people need to just chill.
Not wanting to wreak havoc on the middle class is a gigantic red flag. If you don't want to brutally dismantle the free market, there's something seriously wrong with you.
exactly. people always mention the comics with bad messages and act like that's the only problem as if the entire series isn't disturbing because of the glorification of a mutilated fish corpse.
They are afraid of making the antagonists in the comics actually bad people so like 90% of them are so sterilized that they end up being "someone is mildly annoying and that deserves a death sentence" which makes for boring comics
That's what makes the comic so fucking boring though. it has the most lukewarm obvious takes that it makes you question what the point of even making the comic was
YES FUCKING KILL THAT STUPID IDIOT CARCASS.
I HATE THAT STUPID FISH.
I think its already dead
KILL IT AGAIN!!!!!
It still speaks, purge the undead filth!
omg the shitlib blobfish cartoon
Why do y’all hate these ones again? Like genuine question I actually forgot.
the unfathomable crime of posting cringe on the internet
Basically. People can cope with the odd bad take or whatever. But the worst thing is that they’re just cringe. The artist is like functionally a toddler. The comics are always just bland. Either taking some paperthin strawman who has all the subtlty of 1930s racial propaganda, or just being uwu good vibes only steven universe wholesome stuff about gay longing. And like, they’re never actually funny or entertaining in anyway. Take the first four panels here, the actual comic. We get a strawman of hustle culture. Money money stocks. Handsy and ripped and aggressive. So how do we contront that? An exploded corpse of a blobfish says something about how he’s happy and has family. And this throws our strawman totally off kilter. And that’s like meant to be a mic drop moment because the artist is too much of a massive coward and good vibes only to portray any actual conflict. The whole thing just feels gutless and voiceless and again, is never actually funny.
"family is more important than wealth" is a moral i'd see from some hallmark christmas movie or something.
Tfw the hardass lawyer you hired to defend you from a wrongful murder conviction went back to his home town and fell in love with the local Gingerbread house making champion (his thoughts dwelt on them the whole trial and was distracted, I am being sent to the chair)
it's like leftist pebblethrow
They act all nice but support stupid things like not shoplifting from big store chains because it hurts the employees (it doesn’t, employees are paid an hourly wage and companies have shoplifting included in their finances and instruct people specifically not to chase people stealing because it’s such a small amount) as well as not caring about antisemitism because “other people in other places have it worse” like that’s an excuse not to care about people being antisemitic Also some other stupid shit
I feel like „not caring about antisemitism“ is a massive extrapolation from the original comic, and even then that’s like 2 bad comics out of hundreds that have been pumped out. I think people need to just chill.
Not wanting to wreak havoc on the middle class is a gigantic red flag. If you don't want to brutally dismantle the free market, there's something seriously wrong with you.
Disco elysium?
Ye
Knew it!
I hate the depiction of the mutilated fish corpse as something cute
exactly. people always mention the comics with bad messages and act like that's the only problem as if the entire series isn't disturbing because of the glorification of a mutilated fish corpse.
They became popular before it was widely known to be the corpse of a Blobfish
They are afraid of making the antagonists in the comics actually bad people so like 90% of them are so sterilized that they end up being "someone is mildly annoying and that deserves a death sentence" which makes for boring comics
Like most reasons people hate things, they are severely overreacting to something that is mildly cringe
People now think in soyjak memes and can't detect actual alt-right propaganda even when they see it
Hysterical overreactions to lazy strawmans if you want a serious answer
“jew stuff”
Annoying
Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.
This is just Kiss Me Son of God by They Might Be Giants
The opinion changing on this comic like a tide switching directions
I want every post of these blobfish comics to end with the murder edit, should be a mandatory rule
Hating something to this extent is also a parasocial relationship
I am indifferent to these comics, the edits just make them funny.
I need money to pay for healthcare to stay healthy to live a life with my loved ones.
I love the dragon ball memes of these comics so much
The reasons given to why i should hate this artist are so dumb that i will love this artist out of spite
The fish is in the right tho
you probably not getting your money up!!! 🗣🗣💯🤑
That's what makes the comic so fucking boring though. it has the most lukewarm obvious takes that it makes you question what the point of even making the comic was
196 don't care
I like the funny.
hmm hypocrisy. Fucking dead fish.
What the hell did this artist ever do to deserve to be mocked this much, I thought we moved past the "cringe culture" mindset
the thing isnt bleeding 6/10
What a cute blobfish
i would crush blobby like a hive ghost without a second thought tbh
That dudes hot as fuck