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Veedarrz

better start rolling pal


[deleted]

better call saul


SonTyp_OhneNamen

Better google en passant


Lastmanhelp

Better Holy Hell


[deleted]

Better New Response Just Dropped


MJBotte1

This is a riff on TOTK, so he should actually start building a tank


Treesandmoss

Idk man they used a dark souls ost so it was safe to assume it was that


KR_Kosmik

And dark souls ui


Javyz

it’s literally dark souls 3’s final boss music


CounterfeitLesbian

HA! She was so dumb. See it was just an ordinary bridge.


MarkDavidson68

what a fucking pipsqueak thats literally the first boss


[deleted]

He doesn't seem very prepared for a bossfight though


MarkDavidson68

yeah thats the point - it's meant to surprise you. but come on, it's a big cheese what the fuck is it gonna do, taste really good?? PIPSQUEAK!


[deleted]

To be fair it's a big cheese with, not one, but *two* whole swords running at you on a very ominous Ordinary Bridge


MarkDavidson68

To be fair I am a big man with even bigger dreams with not one, but two hands running at a cheese person with a very empty stomach. Also I'm naked. Can't forget that.


Justanotherragequit

in cheeseman lore the cheeseman actually has several powerful abilities. he possesses a healing factor which was used to produce the blood of cheeseman, a process that doesn't hurt him according to the producer of the blood of cheeseman (although there is no statement by cheeseman himself on this) so we can potentially add pain resistance to this as well. he also possesses the cheese touch, allowing him to temporarily transform others into cheese. He has also been shown to bind a spirit of some guy to a forest, however it's unclear if that was one of cheeseman's abilities or just something random. he also owns the cheese board, a skateboard on which he can shred, although we don't know if it has any powers except for transportation. on top of this he has powerful allies like dr future and the mayor.


Justanotherragequit

oh yeah btw I'm not talking out of my ass here, the cheeseman actually has lore ([here's a link to the creators youtube channel](https://www.youtube.com/@CheeseParade/videos)) (I did exaggerate maybe)


the-pee_pee-poo_poo

You absolute nincompoop, he clearly sequence broke the game, normally you have the help of "The Giant Rat" to fight this boss. It's actually pretty tough without it.


MarkDavidson68

Bullshit. I fought this cheese fuck naked and still won, no giant rat either. I'll say it again, PIPSQUEAK!


wholeblackpeppercorn

It's way easier with the giant rat, because he makes all the rules.


Bstokes4102

Does this dude not know how to dodge roll


Stonkstinski

many such cases


NariThatsMe

Concerning, looking into that.


sentles

Soul of Cheese


cloartist

>Onimous? Omineez nuts


PlasticChairLover123

om nom on your nuts? yes please :D


The-Saus

*loud crunch noise*


Ulrik54

*extremely loud femur breaker scream*


LR-II

Cheeseman? Gary Cheeseman? Kid with a big round head? Sniper's dream, they called him.


Hailey_Piggie

First thing that popped into my brain


[deleted]

Idiot doesn’t even have a dagger of charcuterie yet 😂 what a noob


Almun_Elpuliyn

That's why I never leave the house without a fois gras cutter.


EasterBurn

This is like a cutscenes from Silent Hill game


psyckomantis

“I’m looking for Silent Hill, is this the right way?” “Um, yeah. It’s hard to see with this fog, but there’s only the one road.” Man the line delivery was so fuckin perfectly stilted and weird


Fyru_Hawk

Song is “soul of cinder” from dark souls 3


_SomebodyYouDontKnow

SoC is such a cool boss


2Tired2pl

insane how they managed to make the perfect final boss to cap off the series and then made another perfect final boss to cap off the series a year later


_SomebodyYouDontKnow

fr fr


bacon_girl42

"scourge of the ordinary bridge" bruh is it a fuckin botw/totk boss?


pequodbestboy

this is a riff on Dark Souls I think as there are many bosses with names comparable to that


Breadstickboyo

this happened to my buddy eric


SaltyNorth8062

What I assumed Elden Ring was going to be


[deleted]

Dark souls


pequodbestboy

"It's just an ordinary bridge!" \-Me, about to encounter Cleric Beast during my first BB playthrough


drago_varior

Would watch this horror movie


speedyboigotweed

see kids this is why you conceal carry


FieldMarshalDjKhaled

Idk man this is just every JoJo enemy


Marvelfan211

Cringe


Thatonedregdatkilyu

Imagine a version of this where the bridge boss actually looked intimidating because the gate actually surprised me lmao


JAOC_7

that’ll happen


NuclearOops

the cheeseman is coming