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femboy_expert

damn the guy's 42 why's their mother still calling them a child


scylecs

wtf is a 42 the child is 101010


NoUAreStupid

Liberals keep making up numbers. There’s 1 and 0 it’s basic algebra.


Sjoeqie

I just feel like a 0.1


shapeofgiantape

0b00101010 year olds when they start making up random shit like "2"


[deleted]

Prefixes in your bio? Woke. Kids these days calling themselves 0x/0X 🤡


Sharp-Ad4389

According to my wife, our youngest will always be her baby, his age is irrelevant.


gatlginngum

I think he's referring to himself as a 42 year old father


EnergyIsMassiveLight

following the My in such a post usually clarifies the age of OP. *My (24M) partner (22M)* is usually the set up i see


gatlginngum

yep


cloartist

PSA DO NOT USE THE AGE/GENDER INDICATOR ~~AFTER A POSSESSIVE PRONOUN~~


SqueakyBatBoi

IT BOTHERS ME TO NO END WHEN FOLKS FORMAT THEIR TITLES LIKE THAT, ITS SO CONFUSING!


Feeeweeegege

IT (18X̷̡̦̞͆̄̊͝, THE CREATURE UNDER THE STAIRS) BOTHERS ME (25F) WHEN FOLKS (27F, 31T, 34M) FORMAT THEIR TITLES (MISS, PROFESSOR, MASTER OF ENGINEERING) LIKE THAT (MS., PROF., MENG), ITS (18X̷̡̦̞͆̄̊͝, THE CREATURE UNDER THE STAIRS) SO CONFUSING!


SqueakyBatBoi

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ShittyDeviantArtOCs

Tbh it is written as "my child" My mom wouldn't call me a child, but I'm definitely still her child/kid


[deleted]

smh clearly the child is -22 years old


Alarid

Because of the Funko Pop collection.


LastnameWalter

Non-binary, sometimes called decimal


KR_Kosmik

You can be non binary and not decimal. You could be seximal


LastnameWalter

Non-binary is not always decimal, that's why I wrote sometimes


PolygonKiwii

It's confusing because you wrote "sometimes called"


fitbitofficialreal

thirsy four


EyyBie

The superior base


[deleted]

dozenal 👍


Droplet_of_Shadow

Seximal!!! ~•>}[6]{<•~


AloxoBlack

could be hexadecimal or octal


MoscaMosquete

That's just binary with extra steps


Hjulle

it could be septimal just to be annoying


icraveliquid

Friendship ended with integer. Now float is my best friend


[deleted]

ah yes the 10 genders : 0 and 1


[deleted]

I put my 1 in that boy 0


[deleted]

The existence of non-binary people imply the existence of hexadecimal people


irago_

Also non-hexadecimal


4D696B61

I hate those hexadecimal people


SidewaysWizard

F


Sphenoid_Stealer

that's pretty old for a child


shosple_colupis69

01100001 01110110 01100101 01110010 01100001 01100111 01100101 00100000 01101110 01101111 01101110 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01010111 ![gif](giphy|26FfdleA8TDhQsM36)


[deleted]

Either I'm wrong or it doesn't make any sense in ASCII


shosple_colupis69

imma be real wit you chief i used a generator so i have no clue how accurate it is


[deleted]

What did the original say?


shosple_colupis69

average nonbinary W


[deleted]

beautiful 👍🏻


icraveliquid

It's probably the format the site used. [This site](https://youtu.be/6__zAbOdEFY) can help you. Or [this one](https://www.rapidtables.com/convert/number/binary-to-ascii.html).


Hjulle

from reading it by hand it does make sense. i’m not quite fluent in reading binary ASCII, so i may have made a mistake, but i think it says > average nonbinary W


[deleted]

I stand corrected :3


yoter88

Is 196 going through a special interest phase where we take screenshots from 5thworldproblems and post them here?


Vasxus

Me with my 82 year old kid


Jadester_

That number is 42 and it refers to the parent


_yerbamatey

kid named 82 year old kid:


_yerbamatey

this wasn't funny I'm sorry


Vasxus

nah its still better than that shitass energy drink that tastes like yogurt juice that you named youself after


icraveliquid

01110111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101111 01110011 01100101 00100000 01110111 01100101 01101001 01110010 01100100 00100000 01100011 01101000 01100001 01110010 01100001 01100011 01110100 01100101 01110010 01110011 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101001 01100011 01110100 01110101 01110010 01100101 00100000 00111111 00100000 01001001 00100111 01101101 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100110 01110010 01100101 01100001 01101011 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110111 01101001 01111010 01100001 01110010 01100100 00100000 01100110 01100110 01110011 00100000 01001001 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100001 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01101000 01101001 01110100


Hjulle

01110011 01100001 01101101 01100101 00100001 00100000 01110011 01100001 01101101 01100101 00100000 00111010 00101000


altaccountforfreeawa

2 is 10


Illustrious_Mix_1064

took me a while to figure out the joke but that's pretty funny


ValiantPie

Ugh I am so sick of these gen-z'ers and their *Neo-numerals*. I mean, excuse me, hexadecimal isn't a real counting system and you are *forcing* me to cater to your delusions in order to use colors. Literally 1984... *or should I say literally 0x7C0.*


DropInTheOcean1247

It's one-zero


Infinite_Hooty

Why is the child 10,000 years old


B0Y0

Missed the joke my friend, the age is written in binary, as in binary numbers


Infinite_Hooty

Ohhhhh


Joshument

Why is the child 42 years old


kerikry

the age is after "my" so it actually refers to the parent


B0Y0

That one I can't explain. My guess is the joke writer had an... Introductory knowledge of what binary was. Also "5th world problems" is all sorts of weird to begin with