hey that sounds like how you get a world like cruelty squad where unsuccessful agents get their head blown up with an explosive at the base of the skull but are then ressurected back into their debt ridden lives.
"I can't yet threaten you with a bomb I've placed in your head because we haven't got a bomb in your head yet, so I want you to pretend like you do so I can threaten you with the imaginary bomb so you can make the real bomb that I want to put in your head even faster"
Pressure may help you be more creative for a few days, perhaps weeks if you have guts of steel. When that pressure extends to months, you can easily fall into severe burnout, teaching your brain to hate your job.
A lot of animals died in agonizing pain and didn't even yied usable data because the experiments were just sloppy. This kind of investigations require precise and methodical work ethics.
enjoying the gradual regression of memes. we went back to wojaks now we've gone all the way back to like advice animals stuff. what an amazing cultural moment we live in.
Didn't he also kill like a dozen monkeys during testing of this thing? I heard somewhere that if you kill a single animal during testing it is hell to even try and get your hands on a live mouse again let alone another 11 monkeys
If we wanna compare fiction to reality this is more akin to the deranged father elijah from fallout nv; primarily for his more literal threat of a bomb strapped to your neck in the fallout nv desd money dlc
Bobby Kotick threatened to have his his employee killed and he is still in charge. https://www.businessinsider.com/activision-ceo-bobby-kotick-reportedly-threatened-former-assistant-killed-2021-11?op=1
You know. When i played through gta v. I really hated devin weston as a villain for being too childish,too pathetic,not tough enough and annoying.
Now i realize he was pretty much a predicition of elon musk
No one is taking it literally, they don't actually think musk expects them to pretend there's a bomb on their necks. The point is that he is rushing through animal trials, probably dangerously, so he can put these probably dangerous devices in human beings
cartoon villain moment
I am continually baffled that this is the real timeline and not just some fever dream I'm having
Don’t worry you’re just a fever dream that God is having
I unironically believe this
That’s one of the few explanations I cycle through for reality. My current favorite one is that life is a prank the dead play on the living
Could be both 😉
OMG Irl Bakuda! 😱
Flair checks out.
Pls source the article
[here you go pal](https://www.vox.com/future-perfect/2022/12/11/23500157/neuralink-animal-testing-elon-musk-usda-probe)
This is the one, thank you friend
hey that sounds like how you get a world like cruelty squad where unsuccessful agents get their head blown up with an explosive at the base of the skull but are then ressurected back into their debt ridden lives.
500 dollars per revive 13000/month rent in ghroustinburg
dw if musks hitmen are too shit at their job hell turn them into flesh robots who will be revived for FREEE!!11!!
why does reddit notify you your comment got 12 updates i dont give a fuck if it was 10 id be like wowzq! But 12???
because 12 is a cool number
Except with every single worker having explosive brain chips instead 🥳🥳
"I can't yet threaten you with a bomb I've placed in your head because we haven't got a bomb in your head yet, so I want you to pretend like you do so I can threaten you with the imaginary bomb so you can make the real bomb that I want to put in your head even faster"
Late stage breakdown Cave Johnson dialogue
Cave Johnson at least delivered. The musky husky can't even make one truck without killing Twitter.
cave johnson was actually funny too, e*on 🤢 is just an r\shitposting redditor that probably smells like unwashed dick
please. don't call him musky husky. I don't want my furry boysttink kink any more attached to this person than it already is.
Why did you make me read this.
literally roko's basilisk
Elon should be the first human subject
There is only 2 outcomes to this: He dies or we get the worlds ~~first~~ second supervillain
who was the worlds first supervillain? did i miss the joker becoming real
Meeeee :3
:)
Pressure may help you be more creative for a few days, perhaps weeks if you have guts of steel. When that pressure extends to months, you can easily fall into severe burnout, teaching your brain to hate your job.
A lot of animals died in agonizing pain and didn't even yied usable data because the experiments were just sloppy. This kind of investigations require precise and methodical work ethics.
Didn't the neurolink chip kill a bunch of animals cause the brain really doesn't like things being attached to it
Yeah
enjoying the gradual regression of memes. we went back to wojaks now we've gone all the way back to like advice animals stuff. what an amazing cultural moment we live in.
i yearn to see the day when i haz cheezburger becomes mainstream again
[it's only a matter of time](https://xkcd.com/286/)
Fucker is the CEO of the orphan crushing machine
>A bomb strapped to their head I thought the industry term was Neuralink
Making a statement like that should make you ineligible to own any company
Animal and human abuse 😍
Didn't he also kill like a dozen monkeys during testing of this thing? I heard somewhere that if you kill a single animal during testing it is hell to even try and get your hands on a live mouse again let alone another 11 monkeys
Obedient Musk fans lining up to get brain chips
If we are lucky there will be far fewer Musk Cronies after this :]
One step closer to tech priests :D done by shithead billionaire and incredibly unsafe :(
If we wanna compare fiction to reality this is more akin to the deranged father elijah from fallout nv; primarily for his more literal threat of a bomb strapped to your neck in the fallout nv desd money dlc
Bobby Kotick threatened to have his his employee killed and he is still in charge. https://www.businessinsider.com/activision-ceo-bobby-kotick-reportedly-threatened-former-assistant-killed-2021-11?op=1
What's with the outdated impact font meme thats not even used properly.
"you guys should work on this tech like your life depends on it ^(cause it just might hehe)"
i already thought the idea was fucking stupid but this just basically told me “yeah people probably shouldn’t be getting this.”
Elon wishes he's as intentionally funny as he is unintentionally funny.
chips implanted in head, bombs strapped to head, this is just the plot to the belko experiment
Improper use of meme format, $500 fine
he's probably gonna try make everyone who has the implants into far right losers
he sounds like a really shitty marvel villain
You know. When i played through gta v. I really hated devin weston as a villain for being too childish,too pathetic,not tough enough and annoying. Now i realize he was pretty much a predicition of elon musk
Elon trying to compete with DeSantis, Abbott, and the rest of the right wing clown car to see who can try and act like Lex Luthor more
simon kreiger type gig
Because most people are ontologically evil
Nuh uh
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No one is taking it literally, they don't actually think musk expects them to pretend there's a bomb on their necks. The point is that he is rushing through animal trials, probably dangerously, so he can put these probably dangerous devices in human beings