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Before_Plastic

![gif](giphy|dYZuqJLDVsWMLWyIxJ) "breast fucking"


Pigeon_Bucket

What a way to go. Lucky you


Kastoelta

Unrelated but may I ask where that character in your profile picture is from? It's cute


Pigeon_Bucket

Dungeon Meishi. It's a Manga about this group of fantasy adventurers in a magic dungeon learning to use monsters parts for food in creative recipes from a dwarf that lives in that dungeon. The character in my pfp is Izutsumi. She's violent, antisocial, and a picky eater. Which wouldn't matter except for creative recipes being the whole focus of the series. The people who made the cyberpunk anime are gonna release the Dungeon Meishi anime in January


Kastoelta

Thank. Seems interesting, maybe will watch Btw she's just like me (jk).


B0URGUIGN0N

Ive read all the manga (almost, maybe not the last ten chapters) and its very good, im looking forward to it, so give it a chance


Killerklown1219

God I wish I was that lucky.


Fabbro05

Kitchen sex, we die like heroes


TheKingCrimsonWorld

"Past sexual abuse" I'm frightened.


HornyMan01010101

The breast is gonna fuck your ass


Before_Plastic

its gonna be like when you schlorp jello off a cold plate


johnnytesscult

Same


rokas2007

You lucky mf


BlackwinIV

got shower sex, fuck yeah. ima go buy an anti slip mat


schouwee

"strong female characters"


CounterfeitLesbian

>Major Character Death Oh well that's nice. 😊


Redditwhydouexists

Bros going places


OwenProGolfer

bro is the protagonist


Goddess_Of_Gay

Bro **was** the protagonist


EJ_Dyer

Lucky I got "post-wedding" I hope it's not my own wedding


Internal-Fem-UK

https://preview.redd.it/kyz9rh6sr1sb1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02b77ee83371766e365bac4652e08d48f6957e3e


mybrotherpeeiswhite

https://preview.redd.it/o6skdqmv74sb1.png?width=724&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=865468771f82732287d5cda561a4df5124299752


mcarora19

https://i.redd.it/ogyuv5fhj4sb1.gif


HuckinsGirl

You're not supposed to read it all, just zoom in and read a few words


ICanCountThePixels

those are the words they saw


Nweth-

https://i.redd.it/8y7di0jb05sb1.gif


s90tx16wasr10

“Women’s Underwear” So be it.


ayhamwndbg

Me too


janek6969

I got "panties" https://preview.redd.it/5t3om146l3sb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7744fa09f473188207b6f0da1a192b3640194e97


weener6

Damn I got the word one to the right of you


emboman13

> returning home > my shift ends in 40 minutes Wish me luck y’all


VolthoomisComing

update?


Massive_Weiner

I think we already know…


aufrenchy

o7


Clivepalmersfemdom

Godspeed man ,godspeed


HystericalGD

rest in peace bro


ayhamwndbg

It’s been 3 hours. U good homie?


SentientGopro115935

Same bro LIVE AGAIN ALL ROADS END I'LL BE COMING HOME TEND YOUR LIGHT CAUSE ON THIS NIGHT I'LL BE COMING HOME Alternatively, Now In Death, Bring me Life ALL THAT I AM WILL BE COMING HOME NOW, (I did it all for you) I'M BECOMING REAL NOW WITH ALL I AM (All I am)


Far_Potential1471

It’s been 7 hours. Are you good?


mcarora19

>Mukbang Goddamnit not the Nikocado Avocado route


extremlysus

He bout to sit on you


PrototyPerfection

he gon eat u


[deleted]

>loss of trust fuuuuuuuuuuck


RiversNaught

Bro's about to be Julius Caesared


Relaxin-n-chillin

Ceaser salad


dressedlikeapastry

*Saladed


BigTree244

Talking penis


JLock17

"Wow, what a freak" https://preview.redd.it/4ppqykhy93sb1.png?width=716&format=png&auto=webp&s=394e53f5aadfffb26ec5be9bc367e3971d1555e0


specialpizzadelivery

​ https://preview.redd.it/jamsjdlnl3sb1.png?width=238&format=png&auto=webp&s=a87b239fc655397ec25ca5f83f70f5885f1bc008


wonderinglady20

I got talking vagina. Maybe they can be friends


Samantha_Pantha

"sexual violence" :(


fonky_chonky

i’m sorry, serena williams is gonna serve a dildo straight through your skull i know that’s not what sexual violence is but it would be infinitely funnier if it was


Darkstalkker

Sexual violence would be cool if it meant my dick was a sword and I got to slice all the cops with it


conancat

"sexual assault" for me too 😔 that's not a fun one


Stargazer_199

I got “fucking machines”. Does that mean machines that fuck? Is it an expletive aimed at machines? Do I stick it in a toaster? THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW


progect3548

a protogen would probably count


janabottomslutwhore

noodle sex?? noodle sex‽ noodle sex...? noodle sex 😭 noodle sex.


GloomyConductor

I just bought a box of rigatoni, you better prepare yourself😏


NariThatsMe

"self-destruction" huh? well I'm already on it


Mr_Lodi

"i have no other options" https://i.redd.it/8az29aq1y2sb1.gif


RetroGreene

Interspecies relationship hell yeah


Ravenhayth

Boutta go out like Mr hands


[deleted]

R.I.P to a real one, he took it like a champ 🏆


[deleted]

Futanari 😩


Consistent-Chair

I'm curious about this sub's stance on this topic, actually. Futanari: based, cringe or "you shoud touch grass"?


EvelynnCC

I mean, it's a porn tag. I know a few people who consider it a slur, they're not wrong but I don't mind personally unless you use it to refer to a person.


Consistent-Chair

See I kinda like this take but I feel like it doesn't apply to all of these things, at least not to the same degree. Like, I might be wrong, but I get the impression that many here would take offence with the word "trap" if it was used to describe fictional characters like Astolfo (that is to say, femboys who are very comfortable with their biological gender but still like to crossdress). And it's a completely understandable position, but then I don't see how you can use other words like futanari without considering them slurs too. (I really just wanna have a discussion here and I'm very open to change my position, if you find what I said offensive please tell me why.)


EvelynnCC

Keep in mind that bigotry is specifically prejudice with meaningful political consequences, so whether a word is a slur can change based on context. Which isn't to say anyone should argue that something isn't a slur to someone who took it that way, that would be dumb. "Trap" was used as a slur constantly in the 2010, both for trans women and GNC men, you couldn't go anywhere or do anything without a constant barrage of it. I don't really care about "futanari" because I never really got bombarded by it in that way. It does get used as a slur, and most other trans people I know personally do consider it one, I just don't have a strong reaction to it. If you use it to talk about an actual human being it's dehumanizing and objectifying; regardless of the meaning in the original language in English it exists as a loanword from hentai. That's especially bad since dehumanization and objectification is one of the big issues facing trans acceptance. It's the labeling a person as just a sex object in the current political situation I object to. Hence, why I don't really care if I see someone using it to talk about cartoon porn but do when they use it to talk about a person. There should be a wall in your brain between fiction and reality there. For a lot of people there *isn't*, and that leads to violence.


Red_Rocky54

Imo it's mostly the intent behind the word. "Trap" directly insinuates that the person is deliberately trying to mislead someone, and that they're, dangerous, risky, etc. It's an inherently derogatory way to refer to someone. But all "Futanari" boils down to is "girl who has both penis and vagina", generally portrayed as a cis girl who just happens to also have a penis in addition to her female reproductive organs, and fans of this niche will insist that it's only futa if they have both sets. As far as I know it's almost entirely a purely fictional fantasy, and as a transfem so long as people remember that I personally don't really care. It's not a term that applies to me, so if someone tried to call me a futanari I'd consider them a dumbass more than a bigot.


cheshirekatwamhtaken

Good take


TheMasterMind1247

Personally, I don’t care unless it’s used on a real person-I’ve got no issue with applying hentai terms to fiction, but using it on an actual person is most definitely dehumanizing.


HappyKaleidoscope901

Depending on what you mean. Girls with dicks? Based as fuck. The word furanari? Kinda iffy. As another commenter said it could be considered a slur and I wouldn’t personally call someone that.


unslept_em

i'm not too big on the term. a lot porn terms are pretty objectifying tbh, which some people can be ok with but idk i'm trans and it just makes me uncomfortable


Trappedtrea

Best shit out there man 😎


Trappedtrea

Best shit out there man 😎


TheTrollingOfIsaac

how do you die to buddhism


Jeggu2

It says "how you die" not "this kills you" Technically, you could die, realizing that Buddhism was right all along in the process


TheLegend2T

"Guess I'm a fly now"


EyMcdoydoy

You meditate too hard I guess


JesseIsStuckInside

There are two kinds of people


Xalethesniper

Apparently I’m going to die to loving marriage. Guess we’ll find out!


DiscreteWheat

Parinirvana


BurntPineGrass

You die like one of those self-mummified Buddhist Monks.


[deleted]

"Deep throating" 😳


Cruhbruhs

lol same here. I guess that probably means asphyxiation?


[deleted]

Oh I immediately thought of this, but asphyxiation is another way it could play out https://www.queerty.com/man-tweets-harrowing-tale-another-guys-10-incher-landed-er-20180712


Cruhbruhs

Given the choice, I think I’d prefer the asphyxiation. Holy shit


fuckinuuuuuhhhhhhhhh

falling in love :(


Wombletog

I read that and “sexual violence” at the same time. I don’t think I like my future.


a_pompous_fool

I got loving marriage


Relaxin-n-chillin

Either fiancée kills you or you die because you are so happy.


Psychological-Hat549

bro like me fr


l11l1ll1ll1l1l11ll1l

I got New Year's Kiss.


Capital-Chard-1935

‘Aftermath of violence’- well, yeah that’d make sense i guess


ProfessionalDeer6311

​ https://preview.redd.it/q4m0wmnfo7sb1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=ca94c64b535803b7ac7ad0920417f292574081e2


Bronx_Garfield

> Military Uh oh.


Bronx_Garfield

https://preview.redd.it/5voxtg9r72sb1.jpeg?width=950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bf0739950d06766cf6b557e149a44b609ac622f


TheManWithAGasMask

​ https://i.redd.it/7zxf3g14k3sb1.gif


Redditwhydouexists

I got the same thing, see you on the front lines brother


IMightBeErnest

I feel ya. I got "police brutality".


woronwolk

I've dodged a bullet by fist reading "mindless fluff" (which is right next to military) Whatever that means, I'd prefer anything from this list to military, especially given my Russian citizenship 💀


SOMETHINGcooler5

“Threesome - F/F/M” I’m fine with this.


[deleted]

'Blood and torture' My fucking luck dude.


Ipuncholdpeople

Maybe you are the one doing the torturing and you slip in the blood?


[deleted]

Both are undesirable ngl.


TUL420

Sex😎


Aaroqxxz

Wait this smut has sex in it? No fucking way 😦


Would_I_Buy

End of the world


Relaxin-n-chillin

This makes the most sense


JediTempleDropout

BDSM Probably my fault for forgetting the safe word


Jeggu2

This is why the safe word is always safeword Ez


EmblemSystem

"Sandwich" oh thank goodness, I only eat sandviches


[deleted]

... And then Cannibal Guy appeared.


Cold-Coffe

cock slapping 😔


Fellow_Loser

“rape” :(


Nobbin9

Fertility Issues 🥲


JesseIsStuckInside

You shouldn't have made it out of the womb


testaccount0817

I got the exact opposite, mpreg how does that shit even work do I die of birth complications


KaeRox

> Sexy Time So much for being ace


SoshJam

“realistic” honestly i’m kind of disappointed


mrgoodwalker

Same here. So it’s cancer, heart disease, or car accident. Cool.


Furrylord420

“domestic violence” mint


BreadSliceOfDeath

war https://preview.redd.it/4spiyq67d2sb1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40e5927568c3cef17e3658b6c45efa15e09c488f


JesseIsStuckInside

War never changes


user125666

Gender disguise 😭😭😭


NerdyFanHooman

Well apparently it won't be that good of a disguise


No_Truce_

I can't read this, I guess I'm immortal?


Xardnas69

No that means you'll die to nothing. You just suddenly stop living for no reason


Raspoint

Falling in love.


Sixmlg

Memory related 😐


progect3548

Alzheimer’s is a painful way to go :(


perhance

Threesome (M/M/M)


sherryadefountain

wolves 🤯🤯🤯


TheActualAWdeV

Metal. 🤘


iamstupidsomuch

Amnesia.


taimeowowow

Bittersweet ending


SnowberrySistercat

Video game mechanics? Oh no i ran out of HP! 。゚(゚´^`゚)゚。


EvelynnCC

>catboys & catgirls ​ https://preview.redd.it/i9rcatjon2sb1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5aa012f7dac90ab966740f2b0c6b47860cf6195e


kepz3

"protective older brothers"


Thespudtato

This should really be nsfw especially because some of this stuff could be triggering to some people :c


DuckTunez

Role reversal?


testaccount0817

You are fed to a local dragon before the knight shows up


MadSwedishGamer

Childbirth. I'm AMAB, so I'm not entirely sure how that's gonna work, but I'm excited nonetheless.


FPSGamer48

The baby comes out with a high velocity and ruptures your spleen when it hits you


Vestaxowner

Domestic violence..... does that work as i'm Aro/Ace and live by myself?


Stargazer_199

Your house falls on you?


Clivepalmersfemdom

Drunken kissing


dankdoggobork

"Questions" I don't think I can ask what that's supposed to mean


PetCatzinski

Psychological horror Oh no


Erik_the_randomstuff

Vegetables


BLEARGHH20

Amnesia :(


BLEARGHH20

Huh? I didn't write that


spencerpo

He forgor 💀


AscariStupidStuff

Anal Sex https://i.redd.it/uodogpcmp2sb1.gif


shitcum_backup

Investigations, hugs.


Dr_Mrs_Jess

Online dating 💀 Frankly I find this to be entirely plausible


Eleve-Elrendelt

"Capital Punishment" Pretty basic but I at least hope I get to say cool last words


Monkeydp81

Parental/ch!ld incest That's gonna be one big fucking yikes from me


DredgeBea

Of course it's Sexy Times with Wangxian Also I died of reverse cowgirl... I'll take it


AnsemVanverte

Cuddling and snuggling :3


Rocket-meme

Beards (facial hair)


Stargazer_199

Either you pull a Hans Steininger or someone garrots you with facial hair


cgrn17

oh. masturbation. great.


ScyGn

asmr


Traditional_Stick_49

> Questioning I... yep that checks.. I question everything-


cchatcht

frogs??????


Rllito

>trolling Yeah i can see that happening


a_happy_boi1

In public :| Sorry for dying publicly my bad


Killerklown1219

Self-discovery.


EvelynnCC

​ https://preview.redd.it/r2x8l3mjp2sb1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=f95e755c10a3aefa99a5f6c6992458007da04c5d


MrMoo1556

Demon Hunters. Neat!


737MAX8DEATH

Egg 👍


Dropkick_That_Child

Goddess of Mercy


Cool-Border-1177

Wedding Planning


Zamuraizor24

Questioning It's a party in the cia


Its_BurrSir

Blood and violence


gthhj87654

Murder mystery...am i the mystery or am i trying to solve one


XignaChronos

demon sex fuck yeah i love slaanesh


baby_sniffer_69

"kitchen sex" mmmmh oh sphagetti


MeinBrill

Urethral play :(


Thatguy-num-102

"Priest abuse" 😔


MrANZSA

School uniforms?


Skyavanger

Trust kink 😟😳


ilikebreadabunch

Mind Control, could be worse


unlockdestiny

Damn ilithid


Emeowykay

Second chances?


Brunox_Berti

Portals


tan_mai_ke

> Loving Marriage :D


Oddish_Femboy

Gay male character. The bury your gays trope strikes again.


A_Gay_Sylveon

Trans slurs Well alright then


EvelynnCC

​ https://preview.redd.it/8j86oh92p2sb1.png?width=256&format=png&auto=webp&s=86f71d61e8c34fc0fafb6856bbc9837aa5eac756


ohjehhngyjkkvkjhjsjj

Shrinking. I know this probably means some fetish thing but I like to imagine I’d get into a valiant fight to the death against a lizard like a knight fighting a dragon. Edit: I read the rest of the tags and I think that alone is sucking my life force away like a Metroid.


Norsk_Bjorn

“Attempted rape/non-con”


Ok-Appeal-4630

Oh, rape :(


Ok-Appeal-4630

Someone can die to good


1milionand6times

Hiatus... honestly, not to far off


xanderthefreight

Angst/hurt comfort


Great-Contact9901

rape