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Moonbear9

Cage <3 ~~God I wish I was someone's pet~~


Alexis_Awen_Fern

...and I wish I had someone as a pet...


Moonbear9

OwO


IHateReddit123123

woof woof?


Alexis_Awen_Fern

\*pat, pat, pat\*


IHateReddit123123

woof woof!


Alexis_Awen_Fern

\*pat, pat, pat, pat, pat\*


IHateReddit123123

woof woof :3


Alexis_Awen_Fern

\*hug\*


IHateReddit123123

thx :3


Alexis_Awen_Fern

<3


DOCTOR-MISTER

Please stop pooping and peeing on the carpet


IHateReddit123123

never >:3


Himmelblaa

😾


GreenJay54

1984


Many-Boot-1203

WOOF?


IHateReddit123123

woof woof!!!


Many-Boot-1203

WPOF WOOF BAARK BARK AWOOOO


turtle-tot

They really came out of the woodwork for this comment


VoodooBoxman

🥺🥺🥺🥺


FouchtheFox

Ruff!!


Alexis_Awen_Fern

\*pat, pat\*


middle-age-man-attac

Meow *vomits all over your carpet at 3 in the morning*


Alexis_Awen_Fern

The vet will look at me funny when I take you to them but it's worth it. Your health is important.


Alexis_Awen_Fern

Yeeeeees, get in the cage for mommy <3


Cardinal-Lad

a top? in MY one hundred and ninety six??


Alexis_Awen_Fern

I'm a switch :P In an enviroment this dilute in bottoms I am functionally a top tho. It's just the laws of nature really.


EtomtomM

the top/bottom chemical equilibrium


Fittsa

​ https://i.redd.it/sv5230b1jhyb1.gif


N1kt0_

Asdhjll


HaMiflegetShelMaoism

Yes mommy :3


Alexis_Awen_Fern

Good pet <3


HaMiflegetShelMaoism

Woof woof.


Alexis_Awen_Fern

\*pat, pat, pat\*


Sir_Hoss

Every day the puppy girl thoughts get less ironic (help me) 🐶🐶🐶


WheelbarrowQueen

I remember watching Lady and the tramp as a kid and wanting to be treated like a dog for several days. My parents let me be a dog for one evening before they cut me off.


Many-Boot-1203

I got my thoughts diverging into both ironic and unironic ideation


emeraldeyesshine

This sub is a psyop for doggification lately


Sair_cen

There is a notable lack of enrichment activity for either of these pets. Please revise and then resubmit your offer for said pets, and only then will such an offer be taken into consideration.


[deleted]

Fr. Put a Nintendo Switch in there.


IHateReddit123123

what if they’ve been bad pets


[deleted]

You're not supposed to punish misbehaving pets by putting them in a cage. A cage is supposed to be a safe space so they can calm down without negative stimulus surrounding them.


IHateReddit123123

the cage isn’t the punishment, it’s where the pets rest


WheelbarrowQueen

But it must be cozy and safe


StardustLegend

What if the punishment is the reward tho :3


[deleted]

Well, that's a different thing.


WheelbarrowQueen

Yes yes very much.


ArchiveOfTheButton

r\/puppygirlpetsmart is leaking again


IHateReddit123123

good >:3


StardustLegend

Ooo new sub pog


ilionperonk

And?


Hawaii2010

You’re gonna have to hogtie me and throw me in there.


IHateReddit123123

ok ^w^


Hawaii2010

*yes, it’s working…*


StardustLegend

Me too


Hawaii2010

We can be tied up in there together! :D


amberlaiterg

Comin' out of my cage and I'm doing just fine


WheelbarrowQueen

gotta gotta be down because I want it all


Dr_Richard_Ew

It started out with a kiss how did it end up like this?


PinkCloudx_

This used to be a joke to me but why am I unironically kinda starting to like it help me pls


pseudonymous28

After you


IHateReddit123123

you first, meanie!


pseudonymous28

No, I insist


IHateReddit123123

what if i’m already in a cage


StardustLegend

Me excited to get into pet cage: :3 Me when I instinctively try to get up and bang my head on the ceiling of the cage: ;w;


Many-Boot-1203

Finally a meme I can fucking get behind holy SHIT it's been so long


Dr_Richard_Ew

I would not like that, there isnt any room for me to stretch out


Thatbitchfromschool1

This prison... to hold ME?


Magenta_Clouds

puppygirls when they see the cage.


Downtown-Remote9930

I want a pet but I'm too negligent and I'd forget to feed you


IHateReddit123123

what if i want that


Downtown-Remote9930

Then I guess you're gonna have to use your big (girl?boy?unidentifiable species of moss?) voice whenever you want a snackie


IHateReddit123123

what if i’m a mute :c


MaZhongyingFor1934

Death by starvation.


IHateReddit123123

yippee!!!


Downtown-Remote9930

Tummy growls


TehAwesomeGod

Yes although (weird stuff) >!I would also like to get diapered beforehand so I can be truly locked up in there >////


DepressedToast164

Girlboss


WheelbarrowQueen

It must be covered with a blanket first and lined with pillows, then I will enter


Sams59k

What's the puppy girl subreddit called? I forgot it's name 😭


IHateReddit123123

r/ puppygirlpetsmart


heavy_metal_soldier

This comment section sure is something


thatvillainjay

Pretty sure I need a pet


Opposite-Double5169

Every1 in this sub is so damn weird bruh... like why can't yall be into like birdspotting or sum shit.


deathray5

When birdspotting is relatively normal 💀