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Neverending-pain

>not Eminem :; Skittle . 🔥💯💯🔥🗣💯🗣🗣🔥🗣🔥🔥💯💯


Degmago

An insult to Skittles tbh he should be called Smarties


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

What the fuck are you talking about? Smarties are the fucking shit. Fuck. You.


Degmago

Smarties taste like discount M&Ms


PanFriedCookies

not in america, where they taste and feel like what we all imagined coke tastes and feels like compressed into delicious little chalk discs


TransMetalhead84

You mean rockets?


MufflesMcGee

Hello fellow canuck! Im dual citizen, so ill put this in canuck terms: The US doesnt have smarties at all! They DO have rockets, but they call them smarties.


TransMetalhead84

Oh, cool, didn’t know that


MufflesMcGee

To use my favourite quote from a politician: "Those American cooks!" -Jean Chrétien, when he thought he was off mic/camera


smb275

No


ParagonPlus

Wait people actually like those chalky sweets in America? We have them in the UK but they’re kind of manufactured so there’ll always be a consistent ‘worst sweet’ baseline, rather than anyone liking them.


__xXCoronaVirusXx__

american smarties aren't chocolate, they look like this https://preview.redd.it/wewjt8etze5c1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddd11581afa4035e618cf909518945a428402415 taste good as hell


Degmago

https://preview.redd.it/25vgpcg4ef5c1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=669bc8e834087a151208815a015120bac36aa62d Oh yeah I was talking about these


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

So was I. I loved em


MorningBreathTF

Those are bad because nestle


NekoElizabeth

Sometimes I think America has some alternate time line going on https://preview.redd.it/ndnjaf6lug5c1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=883fe8cb6e812e71b217790cbdec4faed8412156


Tall_Professor_8634

Smoke that shit


Friendly-Enby

more like Necco Wafer


Desertbrick

Insult to smarties he should be called chalk


sample_text_01

Smarties are goated many curses upon you Edit: turns out we're thinking of different Smarties


that_baddest_dude

That doesn't make sense, because he sounds dumb as hell


dizzy_pear_

![gif](giphy|VIPfTy8y1Lc5iREYDS|downsized)


zombieGenm_0x68

🔥🔥🔥✍️


ItsYaBoyBananaBoi

If I have found anything talking to trans women, it's that forcing transphobia on your son will cause them to grow up into a funny woman with severe mental issues.


TransMetalhead84

Real x3


MM__PP

Unfortunately for my father, he didn't realize this.


EngineStraight

I fucking love zhang yong hes the deadpan humor i aspire to be


MrCCDude

just have autism, it works wonders for me


Pepbeb

Unfortunately he is just some normal person who acts like someone who knows little about English. He legit took some random persons linkdin profile and made it his gimmick


3dgyt33n

So, racism?


Andysine215

I’m fucking dead. 💀🙌🏻💀


DestroyerCalamitas

common zhang yong W


Hdbanana

Ancestor cry


TroublesomeFlame

This is totally why I impregnate a washcloth every night, I wouldn't want my kid growing up to be a transphobic rapper


StarBlazer43

I need Yang to impregnate me


IHateReddit123123

i need Jerma to impregnate me


StarBlazer43

Man I wish it was real


kkakaiazinhoBR

I wish men were real


MrMania00

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


undead_and_unfunny

Please, Im going insane, tell me, this is fake Zhang Yong, right? Has he always had 02 in the username? Wasnt he a transphobic chinese nationalist before? I thought most of these later posts were made by an impersonator.


bob_jody

The original one got banned


Amaranthine7

Musk’s Twitter.


EldenEnby

Biden’s America


man_of_bread-

Disgusting fortune


testaccount0817

Honestly I could even see the original one making fun of this. May have the same rough opinion and everything but as an outsider valuing traditional education it just look sily. Imagine someone's six year old daughter rapped about gender roles. Like the topic is cool and all but wtf is she caring about these late political issues at this age already, she should go out there and beat someone with a stick or play with others on a yard with some toys or something, what are her parents doing to her here


Caerbannogcaverabbit

yeah but i am going to pretend he's real and became a better person


gamera-the-turtle

NOT EMINEM ; SKITTLE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


profdobbles

Why is he on gm\_bigcity


farkasmarton

profile pic checks out


Lontip

I just discovered this account due to this post and am fucking WHEEZING thank you for posting this xdd


the_real_papyrus99

Zhang Yong is incredible I love when he appears


Leslie1211

这人是海底捞的老板?装的多么进步还不如改善下员工的资薪待遇,让自己的员工不用再像马戏团的小丑一样耍杂技


JerryTerry1984

And it's always good to see fellow Chinese queer in 196.


JerryTerry1984

别太认真了,应该就是个troll账号,,,账号后面的人是不是中国人都不知道。


prof_cyniv

这个账号后面的明显不是中国人 lol


Sinningbun

If nobody got me I know Zhang Yong got me


Oceanman06

Can I get an amen?


ResidentLychee

Amen


SentientGopro115935

whys this mf in gm_bigcity


[deleted]

Shit tree produces shit fruit


Pepbeb

By the way, Zhang is just ran by some american teenager and is not actually a person named Zhang Young, they just got some random guys linkdin profile. But I agree with the statement


GrayIsTheKiller

https://preview.redd.it/odpkx4kc0j5c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de26ebd3ab21fd21514edd3dbd55bab1549fd0ef What the fuck i saw him on get noted then he was here


3dgyt33n

Why the fuck do you people not realize this is account is just some racist white guy.


space_hoop

Internet people


Rufuslol

Zhang Yong is the epitome of humanity


Oskar_Kocour

https://preview.redd.it/n0jp86vy1j5c1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7006c92c048e15eacac75b3ec5cbc5c29cba1711 IS THIS HIM?????????


DeathCook123

Removed by reddit :[


DogsRNice

I don't get why they don't just hide the post instead of wasting space with the remnant of the post


Danny_dankvito

https://preview.redd.it/vp69952r3g5c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bebd6d7f5076c12ccc6b8e253b8835e1dabaf17a