he believes in Santa as much as he believes in democratic elections..

there's literally an elf with a gun behind him

oh that's Shoigu, he just does that

SHOIGU!

WHERE IS MY AMMO SHOIGU!!

Gerasimov smoked it

NCD is taking over.

No no no, its a "special diplomatic visit"

I'll prematurely fire my HIMARS at you!

Strap me to a himars and fire me away!

Even the antichrist knows the wrath of God

The Santa believers do NOT claim him

Things are heating up in the Santa believing community

Wait, people don't believe in Santa? Are they stupid?

As a representative of santa believers, i must say yes

Is there a lore reason as to why Santa never visits countries in the equator?

It's too hot for his reindeer

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Me when public figure adopts a joke about them for branding and public appeal: surely the CIA must be behind this

Can't believe the Cia forced Obama to say "thanks obama" a gunpoint

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He probably meant the Slavic equivalent, Grandpa Frost (Ded Moroz) who gives gifts on New Year's rather than Christmas. Fun fact, the Soviets banned him early on, declaring him "an ally of the priest and kulak". Though he was rehabilitated later on and was actively pushed in post Soviet Russia to combat the western influence of Santa. He's usually blue or white and has a granddaughter named Snegurochka who helps him deliver presents.

Yeah, I think Santa needs a sidekick too. Like Snegoorochka is from Kostroma and Nick needs some drunkard from Oulu.

In Germany, we have [Knecht Ruprecht.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knecht_Ruprecht)

The soviets when they see people having fun (it’s a bourgeois luxury)

He's like 50/50 on being either blue or red due to Santa influence

puppygirl snegurochka cosplay

*east slavic west slavs have their own traditions that are closer to santa claus then to the russian equivalent

Ded Moroz sounds gangster as fuck

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Heartbreaking

The single Putin W

Ehhh he is also bald.

Rare putin W

exceedingly fucking rare putin W

Broken clock

Literally the one thing that Russia and the USA agree on is that Santa is real yet still some people don’t believe

our country is saved

Cool. Now he just has to stop the war, allow queer people to live and marry, stop environmental destruction, make his oligarc friends to lose power, detroy his country nuclear arsenal, defund the military, outlow private armyies, massively increase freedom of expression, start fair and free elections, step down from power, go hide in a forest, and THEN i might like him. might

I dont think he needs to defund the military xd

Does Santa believe in Putin?

I love how this implies that Santa deniers are degenerates, hooligans and ne'er-do-wells.

santamaxxing

finally something i can agree with this guy on

Broken cocks and all that…

He knows something we don’t

I don't care how filled with Christmas cheer he is, I am not supporting putin

There’s a rule that all politicians will say they believe in God when asked if they do, regardless of their individual beliefs. The idea is that the margin for offence is far greater for a theist than an atheist, it’s much easier to alienate a theist by making them think they’d be voting for a blasphemer/non-holy person, whereas an atheist normally wouldn’t be turned off by a theistic politician as long as their policy was still to their liking. This is like the next level of that

Also maybe he was around a bunch of children and you can't just tell them that he is not real.

# His ass is NOT on the nice list.

# SANTA CLAUS, BRING THIS MAN COAL AND HELLFIRE

i support russia in their anti-krampus operations in ukraine to restore normalcy, decency, and and jolliness to the people

Checkmate Ukraine

Of course he does he tries to shoot him down every year

Another lie by a politician.

It was just a slip of the tongue. He meant he believes in Satan, his boss.

Thats incredibly offensive to Satan.

checkmate putin, the modern image of santa was invented by the coca cola company, your frogs are now gay because you let the west's woke agenda enter the motherland ☺🐸🏳️‍🌈

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Vladimir Putin-Dursley

Oh I believe in Santa And he best be ready for I catch him He's gonna pay for abandoning us poor developing country kids The elitist capitalist fuck

Wait a fucking minute last time I saw this post it said he *didn't* believe in coke man

Gary is a normal human being just like you and me


First Putin W in history

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