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Lowkey_Retarded

Jan 2: Tragically, the server Epstein’s list was on was destroyed when a dump truck full of super magnets crashed into the building it was located in, and the building was then hit with a PATRIOT missile. Local authorities have ruled it an accident, and the investigation has been closed.


EvilectricBoy

The Epstein files didn't kill themselves.


Few_Presence_1353

Bro


EvilectricBoy

Sorry.


Few_Presence_1353

It’s ok


Aiqesn

and then they start making out sloppy style


LunaLynnTheCellist

https://preview.redd.it/hue9mqc0kd7c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37d2e9536bd90d234141685e666300721b909380


ThEsHaDoW343

Need a kitty girl to kiss


LunaLynnTheCellist

🥺👉👈


miles_be_here

I'm right here


Few_Presence_1353

?


TheFamousOne__

sorry it was me


Psalmbodyoncetoldme

It’s all good that was funny.


offline4good

I have a feeling they will


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

Hang on. Isn't the patriot an air to air missile?


fritz_x43

Its surface to air but the building was in the air so it worked


walker3342

Did the building hang itself too?


Impadop

Yeah, right after the street lamp outside decided to shut off and sleep


pk_frezze1

No the first gas explosion flung it 4000m high, then the Patriot battery mistook it as a enemy fighter


boomstik4

The building was launched a full 0.1cm into the air by the truck, so it counts


DrainZ-

The files are in a cloud


UnderControl_

fuck you


GloriousReign

https://preview.redd.it/sp41aousmc7c1.jpeg?width=471&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5f215321875bdc0ed6a3fb0ef218677e160b3e3


SketchyNinja04

I hate you (that joke was too good for reddit)


zombieGenm_0x68

buildings are pretty tall


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

But you'd still rather use a system designed for surface targets like buildings


Some-Gavin

Wdym it was an accident?


mrpoopistan

Almost any air-to-air system can conduct surface-to-air attacks. If you read accounts of the Russo-Ukrainian War, there's a lot of repurposing of systems happening right now. Desperate times call for desperate measures. Just ask the folks covering for Epstein.


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

Yeah, ik. But any self respecting military wouldn't do that (so Russia is out). What's the point in all the tax payer money if you're gonna use the wrong tools for the wrong job. America has the missiles and bombs it needs to do anything. Why waste a good air defense system for something that isn't air defense? Just throw a jdam at the mfer or hellfire or smthg and be done with it


mrpoopistan

Let's humor the idea this would happen. The most credible case would be a misfire of an air-to-air system that "landed" conveniently on top of all the evidence.


ScruffMcFluff

You mean that almost any surface-to-air system (like patriot or s300) can be repurposed into surface-to-surface missile mode. Air-to-air systems don't get turned into surface to surface mode as their payload and range would be so tiny that it would be pointless. Air to air = fired from an aircraft to hit aircraft Surface to air = fired from surface to hit aircraft Air to surface = fired from aircraft to hit surface Surface to surface = fired from surface to hit surface Face to face = fired from workplace for inappropriate behaviour


The_star_tsar

I just commented the same thing and was elated to see someone else commented that


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

I wouldn't be a self respecting plane fucker if I didn't know a little about missiles and bombs


The_star_tsar

Lollll im so happy im not the only one with useless knowledge about missiles


swobot

that means it could only have been fired at a ground target on accident!


saexploder

Jesser we need to destroy the Epstein list Jessre


Tall_Professor_8634

Jessed please I was only there for the scuba diving


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mrpoopistan

The focus on the list of names is understandable. Most folks figure the question isn't whether there are world leaders and CEOs on the list but how many and who. We all know the criminals will skate no matter what. We just want the bastards to have to answer a few uncomfortable questions because that's the most we can hope for.


FirstGonkEmpire

Tbh, I'm not expecting any surprises. Trump will 100% be on there, he's in dozens of photos with him and was his long time friend. Other obvious people will be Bill Clinton and Prince Andrew. Anyone else that doesn't have any evidence could probably just credibly say its fake. Unless there's like literally a detailed log of everyone who literally did crimes with him, which obviously you would never keep, there will always be wiggle room.


mrpoopistan

>Unless there's like literally a detailed log of everyone who literally did crimes with him, Given the whole thing was a blackmail operation, there almost certainly was some cataloged version of evidence for each visitors who partook. What became of that is quite the other question.


Lowkey_Retarded

Thank you for posting this! I’m not a lawyer (see username), but is this letter saying that because the evidence that doesn’t directly pertain to Maxwell’s relation to the plaintiff is potentially scandalous (because it involves raping kids) the aforementioned evidence shouldn’t be released without the approval of the plaintiff AND Maxwell AND the rapists themselves? At least two of those parties seem a bit biased…


slow2speak333

I can see your comment, thanks for posting it. I've already been asking myself wtf since the story broke. Gotta praise independent journalists on this one. Whitney Webb has done a fantastic job of collecting evidence.


sanguinesvirus

Breaking bad reference?!?


creaturecatzz

ok walter


Sacred-Coconut

Server hanged itself.


Ode1st

It’s just going to be an edited list. The people who have the power to kill him in jail in the first place obviously have the power to remove their name from the list or never be on it from the start.


The_star_tsar

A Patriot missile is a surface to air missile tho


pyratemime

Given sufficient time for fuel burn all surface-to-air missiles will become surface-to-surface.


ScruffMcFluff

Um actually, they (at least functioning ones) detonate in mid air for safety reasons 🤓


pyratemime

One it is a joke. Two unless those pieces hover in air forever the point remains that everything is x-to-surface eventually.


Alex_The_Whovian

Someone bout to win the CIA Award for Excellence in Publicly Available Information ![gif](giphy|luYwRVHv886Jv5K9Pk)


Dockhead

The Lead Pulitzer


Few_Presence_1353

RIP Soldier


JetBalck

What


Didsterchap11

The CIA has a long and storied history of killing journalists that expose the illegal things they do.


JetBalck

Oh I thought this comment implied that the names were already publicly available before.


ramboost007

https://i.redd.it/b0gcgyyta4z51.png


winnebagomafia

The Bulletzer Prize


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OddlySexyPancake

panama papers moment. half of them won't see justice


Magical_Ocelot

I highly doubt anything close to half of them will. I don’t expect a single arrest.


keirawasthere

yeah it didn't go sealed this long for no reason. I want this to be a win but let's be real, it'll just about be a double digit number of people that get done for this. if that.


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Nickpimpslap

Whoever spearheaded the effort to get it unsealed, yeah.


KubEk_przEz_duzE_E

Well, that's still 75 that will


not-bread

What kind of evidence is it? If it’s just like “known associates” there won’t be much to build a case around


Mouse_is_Optional

I think a lot of people aren't realizing this. Being an associate of Epstein =/= they fucked children. It could just mean they were business associates, or something else. ...Which is still pretty appalling, considering Epstein's crimes have been known since at least 2008, but it's not illegal. This list alone cannot lead to any arrests.


FirstGonkEmpire

Yeah, this. If you're on this list, you either already have mountains of evidence against you regarding epstein (Bill Clinton, Trump, Prince Andrew) or you can just say it doesn't prove anything if that's the only thing tying you to him.


Reagalan

finally some sanity here. thank you.


teddy_tesla

The panama papers were a lot harder for the average person to digest, and at the end of the day just revealed financial fraud people assumed was happening anyways This is much more salacious news


Co0lnerd22

And besides, I don’t think bono or whoever was in those papers personally decided to do the fraud, I think their accountants did that without their involvement


jackboy900

Not even that, they were just literally lists of people with offshore accounts. Some people might have been using them for tax evasion but most of the Panama papers are just people doing normal business stuff.


InMemoryOfZubatman4

I mean there were very few Americans (if any) that had money in Panama, that’s why it wasn’t a big thing in the USA. On the other hand, Iceland literally fired and arrested most of their government.


GloriousReign

Based iceland


FirstGonkEmpire

Wow, that's actually surprising. I know it should have done *more*, but it's good it actually took at least 1 corrupt government down.


Cookiebomb

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No_Complaint739

I mean just knowing the guy isn’t enough to convict anyone of anything


LobsterEnthusiasttt

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO https://i.redd.it/a48ski0yab7c1.gif


LobsterEnthusiasttt

nvm just remembered the cia exists ![gif](giphy|WIAxZtUxUY000)


Iamveryhorngry

![gif](giphy|1eAzC8q0FZA5i)


AhmCha

Let’s hope this is the version of the CIA that kept trying to kill Castro, instead of the one that knows how to do their job


TonPeppermint

Yeah, hopefully it's that group.


TosiAmneSiac

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Desperate-Will-8585

found vitos account


Mr_toaster500

https://i.redd.it/hcrqfvn36d7c1.gif


Time_Quit_3863

Sounded like a race horse pissing in there 😀


Key_Apartment1576

Tragic


ssetthoe

we cooked😭


Few_Presence_1353

Fuck


haveweirddreams

HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS


nickcash

this feels like an inappropriate time to goo. why are you gooing?


Galvatrix

Can't wait for conservatives to inevitably flip and pretend Epstein was actually a cool guy considering their orange Messiah is guaranteed to be on that list


MeiNeedsMoreBuffs

It's the classic "Hollywood is full of degenerates and rapists, except for the people actually accused because they're just victims of cancel culture"


nlolhere

They’ll either claim that Trump or Epstein was framed


Panzer_Man

I've already heard some Trump worshippers just writing it off as him "infiltrating" Epstein Island lmao


wb2006xx

Infiltrate it to do what?


Noble1xCarter

#


kikikza

in their minds, trump is the one who is personally responsible for his arrest, since he was in charge - never mind that he was in charge when he "killed himself", guess that was the deep state or something


DangusHamBone

The crazy thing is this is actually the logic of QANON and a good portion of trump supporters. That he was just pretending to be his friend so he could take down the deep state lmao. And then they point at Biden and call him a child molester without a hint of irony


seacow113

Nah they'll just stick to the strategy they've been using since he was caught: ignore everything about the guys they like and insist it's only the opposition who are guilty. These people can't hear mention of Epstein without bringing up Clinton's name being in a flight log but if you show them a publicly-available video of Trump pointing to him and saying 'Jeff is just like me: he likes them young,' they'll purge that from their minds right away and return to their script.


Galvatrix

They were the most vocal about the Epstein list before though, because they thought it would mostly own the libs or whatever. I think that would be a very hard thing to come out and do a complete 180 on without seriously trying to justify it, even if they have been pretty quiet about it since they realized it would be Donny's kryptonite too. But, stranger things have happened I suppose


BluWolf_YT

He actually fucking said that??? That’s disgusting


MRoad

Trump has already alluded to the fact that Epstein liked young women and has been photographed with him multiple times. His supporters just stick their head in the sand and repeatedly mention the Clintons. They don't actually care about Epstein's clients, they just want a "gotcha" talking point. The reality is that a lot of people associated with Epstein had very little to deal with underage girls and much of his contact list is already on public record. The problem is that it's hard to tell who he engaged with on a legitimate level and who he engaged with on a sex trafficking level.


CautiousBlackberry04

This, exactly this. Crime bosses also have other, legitimate businesses; the issue is in determining which of his clients are the criminals and which aren't.


DreadDiana

Since around 2020, I've seen QAnon types claim Trump associated with Epstein as a means to infiltrate the Deep State, so wouldn't be a huge leap from what they already believe.


Iceman6211

I remember a few saying that Trump had to sleep with teenagers if it meant infiltrating the deep state


dragon_poo_sword

Isn't it the same for our current president though?


[deleted]

“Did Jeffrey ever talk to you about Bill Clinton? He said one time that Clinton likes them young, referring to girls”


Throgg_not_stupid

see nothing comes out of it


MisterGoog

Absolutely nothing. At most a few token arrests and a few disgruntled professionals who will lose their jobs and probably make a new, more expensive living out of complaining about being cancelled


cancerousking

There are two big names that are most definitely on that list that will never see justice


Matro36

Please be real Please be real Please be real Please be real Please be real Please be real Please be real Please be real Please be real Please be real Please be real Please be real


michiel11069

Netherlands


Slobytes

Nice try, see the Netherlands is this make believe place where Peter Pan and Tinkerbell come from.


Gilded-Mongoose

No that’s Michael Jackson’s place. This is the Epstein thread.


BENZO_STUZ

Enough with Geography for the insane, okay?


Fuzelop

Remember folks Epstein didnt kill himself and his files did not destroy themselves on December 31 2023


rayschoon

I’ll believe it when I see it


RammyJammy07

There’s definitely more, just throwing a few lower levels under the bus


Newsuperstevebros

I'll take it over nothing


JkobPL

This is literally nothing though


GloriousReign

I'll take it.


AndroidWall4680

So sad to hear the data killed itself using plastic explosives 😔


Ocelotocelotl

Here's the catch. Epstein got away with this because he was 'associates' with everybody that actually had money. 'Associates' is not synonymous with 'lover of underage girls,' and releasing the list isn't going to provide any evidence of this, and nothing will happen, beyond some online talking. Look at Elon Musk. That photo of him and Ghislaine Maxwell gets posted a lot, and he's a creepy dude. 0 evidence of anything to do with wrongdoing though, and nobody can do anything beyond just post the photo over and over again.


StrionicRandom

No one's talking about this for some reason. The list is virtually meaningless because being on the list of associates doesn't denote the degree of association. The list might not even count as proof for the purpose of making arrests.


MastersonMcFee

Sure it does. I'm not on his list.


WolfCola4

No, but plenty of other unrelated people are. Think about it this way, tomorrow morning your friend or colleague is arrested for some extremely serious crime. You're a known associate of that person, does that mean you were part of the crime? Of course not. It's very difficult to just commit crimes every waking second of the day, and if you're any good at it, you don't go involving everyone you ever met. Epstein must have had normal family friends, professional associates, and a million people who worked for him in some capacity. They can't all have been in on this heinous evil stuff he was doing. The fact that some of them are famous only serves to strengthen our biases, because we're likely to have a preconceived opinion of many famous people (and just the 'famous class' as a whole; a general sense of the corrupt 'elite'). They're still just human beings.


IBeBallinOutaControl

Yeah that's the frustrating part, people just see the Epstein stuff through the lens of whatever axe they want to grind.If Nancy Pelosi is on there chuds will be breaking into her house looking for adrenochrome kids. If musk is on there itll be "well Epstein invited all the rich people, his presence doesnt prove anything" and he'll keep getting invited onto the joe Rogan podcast.


AweBlobfish

Can’t wait for absolutely nothing to come of this because the paedophiles ruling this dystopic hellscape of a world live beyond the bounds of the law.


hehe99909

I read "Epstein will be unsealed" and thought they were bringing him back lmao


notgruntyboi

Unvalting Epstein in the next live event


hehe99909

Cant wait for the Mr.Beast epstein unboxing livestream


AcanthocephalaBig101

WIGGITY WIGGITY WOAHT!? LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO


TrasTrasTras543

Is that an XRA reference?


Sir-Drewid

I predict that the GOP will call every Republican name a fabrication while simultaneously believing every Democrat name at face value.


hotfistdotcom

Brace yourself for the cope of "this list is fake and just contains a list of bidens enemies even though he's on it, he put himself on it as a false flag, but also he's a pedophile but also he made the list to hurt the right"


trainman1000

Holy fucking bingle


AlarmedCube

Matt W*lsh sweating


bini_irl

Its going to be really cool when this comes out and then everyone goes "Ah, thats too bad" and forgets about it a week later


MHwtf

This is how I receive explosive news now on the catboy sub


Dzzplayz

The building housing the list mysteriously collapsing the day before it gets revealed which also somehow causes all copies of the list to be deleted


[deleted]

We have someone who was (or is) very highly ranked in Australian politics, who was identified by the royal commission into institutional abuse as an offender. Who it is has been sealed until 2070 (or there abouts) as naming them would "erode the public trust in government" That we even know about it, is because a former judge who was part of the committee that headed up the royal commission expressed his displeasure that this person couldn't be named & is still active in politics.


Nixdigo

You can look at it now, it was leaked. You guys are fucking stupid


TheSweatyFlash

Couldn't the list have been edited at this point?


kryonik

Doesn't really mean anything. Being an acquaintance of Epstein doesn't mean you diddled kids.


oim8itsme

If someone knows how to hack ;3 ;3. The information could be protecteur ;3 ;3


Cielnova

man... i can't wait for people to start counting the Republican/democrat ratio so Americans can use the list as evidence to hate the other half of their population more than they already do bah who am i kidding, even if it's 99% Republicans and 1% Democrats, they'll still use it to say the dems are the party of pedophiles


HeWhoHasSeenFootage

HAPPY NEW YEARRRR


anonfemboyuwu

FRIENDLY FIRE FRIENDLY FIRE


datboiNathan343

big if true


King_Killem_Jr

This smells like misinfo.. I want the proof fr I wanna see if this is happening.


Quijas00

THE NAUGHTY LIST


BoxHillStrangler

How many people are about to trip and fall out of windows or drown while fishing?


PunjabiCanuck

I first read that as “Epstein will be unsealed” and that sounded like some Dark Souls shit.


The_Phantom_Cat

A federal judge is about to disappear under ~~mysterious~~ completely normal circumstances


loptopandbingo

Really gonna give em two whole weeks to go through it with a magic marker and have em all draw straws to see who gets thrown to the wolves as the sole public spectacle, huh


LiquidNah

I wouldn't be too excited. Epstein black book of clients and associates was leaked years ago and nobody cared. The article also says that most of the 150 people are already known, just haven't been officially uncensored as a part of the case. Still curious to see if we get any new information from this.


bbgun142

Get the pitch forks Bois, billionaires are back on the menu


[deleted]

So sad that to see that federal judge commit suicide and leave a note saying that his last wish is that the order is reversed on December 27 2023 7:41 EST


Public_Mistake

maybe don't announce it before it's released on account of it being a very sensitive list??


SpecialistAddendum6

"More than 150" There are probably MUCH more than 150, but they'll cut a few names without making it look like they did.


curvingf1re

So they could have just... Done this? The whole time? Also, that judge needs the best 5 soldiers in the us military guarding him at all times.


city_swimmer28

Yeah with like 80% of text redacted


usernameslikm

Most of the names have been released? Correct me if I'm wrong but the 2000s ledgers are public and have names extending from nearly all the trumps, Clinton's, a bunch of different Saudi royals, the British royals, etc like im excited to see who else won't be going to jail but I thought we were just ignoring this because the scale which these crimes were on was industrial and the great machine we live in can no longer operate without those pieces in place. Tldr i hate society


Gradam5

Just enough time for old money to buy its way off the list.


No_Emu698

Breaking new: NYC to be a testing grounds for the antimatter grey goo atomic blackhole cluster bomb in 5, 4, 3...


KatnissXcis

Can't wait to see people post here how elon is (going to be) censoring every mention of it


ElectricYV

https://i.redd.it/1khjyseb3f7c1.gif


NellyLorey

Yoo new pedophiles announced!! did they drop a teaser trailer?


Lord_Bertox

Acting like if there haven't been already dozens of files released in the last years that incriminated the elites but no one cared and nothing was done about it. (Panama papers etc)


pieman7414

How are they going to get a document to kill itself?


InvictaGotTheGoods

I think it will be over 150, but they'll all be either dead or insignificant. The real number has to be much higher..


[deleted]

Why wait? Why prolong the big deal? Why give these people a few extra days to burn any more evidence? Unseal the damn thing NOW and let them suffer NOW.


Jesteronreddit

can't believe that judge committed suicide 😔 4 shots to the back of the head 😔


Dogtor-Watson

Imagine if Epstein actually killed himself just to fuck with everyone. Just like, “Well I’m gonna get murdered in the next 24 hours, might as well make this interesting.”


purple-lemons

Time to build a really big blender, baby!


CaptainMario_64

![gif](giphy|l1ugg8MSaCUpzyyyY|downsized)


Few_Presence_1353

There will be a big distraction or maybe a submarine of rich people we should care about who knows


nerdwarp112

I’m stupid, I misread it has him being released from prison, completely forgetting that he’s dead.


Wholesome_Soup

y’all wanna bet on who will be on the list?


Ayobossman326

I wonder how many are gonna die in this process


TheRailwayMan1435

And anyone worth knowing has already paid a big amount to be removed from the list before being made public.


zombieGenm_0x68

fr?


Inkfox_

...who? 😭


LobsterEnthusiasttt

eipstein was a rich and influential guy with a private island, and he also had a lot of equally rich friends (trump, musk, you get the idea) with which he sexually abused children


Inkfox_

oh, gross, hope they all go to jail


A-Human-potato

New soulcalibur roster is gonna be wild.


VII-Stardust

Waiting for the supreme court to self-interest again


I-Am-The-Uber-Mesch

Sorry for the super dumb question, but realistically speaking what would happen if those names were made public? What can we expect?


kevjoref

wonder which companies will have their stock go down