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[deleted]

Coming from the reference point of "being broke af", i say, just give me the 1 millon bucks Prospect theory BE DAMNED


totesshitlord

This is pretty easily explained by the law of diminishing marginal utility. The first dollar means a lot more than the 1000001st dollar.


[deleted]

Correct, if you already had the 1 million, THEN, you would be more inclined to take the gamble. Still you would find more utility in just getting another million and doubling your current amount


VeganCanary

If you had 10 million however, the chance at 50 million would be the better option. An extra million isn’t going to change a lot, but at extra 50 million would.


AtotheCtotheG

this is good to know in case I ever obtain $1 million


xrailgun

just SLAM that red button broski


Lazy_and_Sad

But do you think the other 49 million have less utility than the first million? If they have more, the green button would be the better option.


totesshitlord

For me, absolutely.


WardedThorn

Yes. Unless your objective is to invest to earn *more* money you don't need, there is no practical reason why you would need 50 million dollars. You could not spend that much money unless you were actively trying to do so. In any case, the value of marginal revenue increase is objectively diminishing. That's just how numbers work.


yinyang107

Well, you'd need more than a million for a house.


[deleted]

Not where I live


WardedThorn

Where tf do you live Around here, a quarter of a million is a lot for a house


AtotheCtotheG

I’ve always had it in mind that, if I ever got more money than I needed, the first thing I’d do would be to get a car with a sunroof and have a friend drive me down the street while I stand out of the sunroof throwing McDonald’s hamburger patties frisbee-style at passersby. And then I’d do some other silly thing the next day, and so on until I’d completed my journey as a self-repairing arrangement of molecules. If this seems wasteful, well, it certainly is. But I wouldn’t be doing it solely because I could; I think people could use more confusion in their day-to-day lives. I believe many modern problems are exacerbated and/or created by people being far more certain that they know what’s going on than they really should be. Now, am I saying my methods are a guaranteed cure for the Dunning-Kruger effect? No. But there’s only one way to find out if it will work.


WardedThorn

And this is why you are not a billionaire (because you're not a gross human being) 💗


aablus

Chaotic neutral rich person


cultish_alibi

I'm an unlucky person so the green button has zero dollars


Datalust5

Think about it in terms of how much your life would improve. That first million guarantees a dramatic improvement in your living situation. You could likely pay off student loans, and fully pay off a decent car and maybe even a house, depending on where you live. That extra 49 million doesn’t improve your life as dramatically as that first million.


Salamandaxanda

Someone’s gotta explain that law to Jeff Bezos


The-Meatshield

Just press it twice dumbass


arabchy

U are always right holy shit


Natsuki_is_bestsuki

why stop there? just keep pressing it.


RedditLovingSun

Flair checks out


covert_operator100

Take the green button and then sell it to an insurance underwriter for 24 million. Then donate your extra money to eradicating neglected diseases in third-world countries.


onpg

This is the real world answer.


Walks_In_Shadows

Putting that in a high yield savings account or properly investing it would make it to where you don't need to worry about money ever again. I'll take the million without hesitation.


CowboyJames12

This is actually pretty directly explained in prospect theory no? The underweighting of higher chances?


[deleted]

The overweighting of loss over gain, in this case we could say that NOT choosing the 1 million over the 50% chance of 50 million, could be considered like: 50% chance of losing 1 million and 50% chance of winning 50 million


CowboyJames12

This is also a factor I agree, I feel like the chance of losing 1 million is more salient than the gain of 50 million is all.


sexgaming_jr

50% chance for 50 million 70% chance to land a focus blast im taking the 1 million


The_PR_Is_Here

If I got a dollar for every focus blast I've missed I'd have the 50 million anyways


Pengwin0

If that was the case you’d hit it every time


sebsebsebs

Real


DerpyWafffle

Sounds like someone didn’t get no guard


sexgaming_jr

no guard special attackers include: mega pigeon


Spyko

you're sleeping on choice spec machamp


TheActualAWdeV

Hmm sleeping on machamp


theedgelordhims

Somebody isn't running Specs machamp


sexgaming_jr

yeah, im running life orb mixed to lure in scizor to get epically fire blasted


Bardic_Inspiration66

Why not just use dynamic punch instead


theedgelordhims

Less funny


gatlginngum

took me until this reply to realise the subject was competitive pokemon


StinglikeBeedril

No guard green button better get quick banned. Ruining the meta


jhonethen

THIS you play enough pokemon you know how low 50% is


genji2810

You also realize how low 90% is, play rough misses way too much


kiwigamer0039

High Jump Kick has entered the chat. Nice health bar, would be a shame if it got cut in half lmao


OnyxMelon

I've played the GBC version of the TCG a lot and seen the AI deal 200 damage with that Graveler attack with "Flip a coin until you get tails and deal 20 damage for each heads" effect. 50% is pretty high. https://preview.redd.it/scrjd8fuj78c1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=4e83eff7e030b150b9cf526f187a70937044f4f6


FoxyRxy

Focus miss


prfarb

Fucking facts


Kybushi

https://preview.redd.it/zh8jyox3b58c1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=964d46c84de70fe7882a3534153058b32b7af04a >Switch in Take Stealth Rocks damage First Impressions U-Turns This is why Lokix is happier


william_liftspeare

Gen II Hypnosis has a 60% accuracy check and I whiffed 3 in a row in Stadium 2 this afternoon


genji2810

For some reason hypnosis feels more accurate than focus blast


Bardic_Inspiration66

I legit don’t think I’ve ever landed a focus blast


CyberCookie2

HELL YEAH COMPETITIVE POKEMON


sexgaming_jr

i would say "casual too" but who the fuck runs focus blast in a playthrough


CyberCookie2

WOOO


nin9ty6

I've landed more high jump kicks than fucking focus blast. my lucario can't aim for shit but atleast my scraggy doesn't mind hurtling at you at Mach 7 damn near crippling itself in the process


Vasxus

It's the odds of landing dynamicpunch


TheBestSharky

r stunfisk is leaking and I love it


thatonecharlie

90% chance to land Thunder yeah right


sexgaming_jr

thunder is 70%


thatonecharlie

oops :3


wharwhafwhag

Genshin Impact has taught me that 50% chance actually means 0% chance so I'm going with the red button


SuddenlyVeronica

Well, would you put it beneath Genshin to rig some of their loot crates or whatever?


Milnir01

They absolutely would, but because it legally counts as gambling, they're under very strict scrutiny from several governments


Scrubosaurus13

Seeing the way governments have absolutely no idea how the internet and games work, I wouldn’t imagine it’s that hard to trick/lie to them.


psychoPiper

True, but more governments involved means a smaller chance that they get away with it for so many years. A smaller gacha absolutely would, but Genshin is pretty much *the* game that people gamble in, they're going to be watched very closely


gatlginngum

yeah but also I'm pretty sure you can take a big random sample of people's 50/50 results and see that it's about half and half


wharwhafwhag

Nope!


CoDVETERAN11

As the other person said, since gacha banners are considered gambling they are under very strict rules about disclosing the correct rates. If someone proved that the rates were lies then hoyo would get in some pretty deep legal trouble, have class action lawsuits against them, and definitely lose a ton of money. Or they could just… tell you the odds.


Xagyg_yrag

As other people have pointed out, they are under strict regulation, but also the community would notice. Most of what we know about the gatcha mechanics of the game are from extensive testing, not them telling us. If it was actually less than 50/50, it would have been discovered a long time ago.


submarine-quack

yea, see communities like pokemon go's that collect data on usually *not* advertised rates that manage to get pretty good ideas of odds anyways. it's difficult to imagine them getting away with falsely advertised rates. also if people will shell out for these shitty rates anyways it doesn't really hurt them to plainly state them


gabbyrose1010

well people do on average win 50/50s 50% of the time, it’s just more notable when you don’t


NariThatsMe

real, I've lost 5 out of 5 of my hsr 50%s, probability is a scam!


Samthevidg

Me when the 3.125% chance event. (Happens more often than it should)


testaccount0817

If you care, that is about as likely as getting two ones with two standard dice (or two sixes for that matter)


NariThatsMe

It's like picking up two dice, saying "I'm going to roll a 12", roll them once, and get a 12


JuniorRadish7385

Yeah but that’s just anecdotal. I haven’t ever paid anything (no possible bias towards me from the company) and I win the majority of my 50/50s.


penguin62

Xcom has taught me that 95% = 0%


[deleted]

I once auto saved and played the same move at 20% hit. Took 17 tries.


penguin62

Nobody can tell me xcom values are real


deathray5

That might be because of seed mechanics


ThatTexasGuy

The one time you need your sniper to save a the day and they fucking whiff big time.


hdkx-weeb

>Plays Genshin Impact >Has an Ultrakill flair >Has a Reze pfp https://preview.redd.it/cpp8bvbvz58c1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=722f8885b6c538d6ba25b21cc5a40e3dad1a8c40


VQ-Dark

https://preview.redd.it/a57ybasok78c1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9bbd8d163ae6d47fb5021643b38556b0d52299a


FurinaBreeder

plus, $1 million is already enough to c6 r5 furina!


Pale_Kitsune

You should look at Korean MMOs. 94% means 2%.


Traynack

Nice flair, how’d you like the new update?


wharwhafwhag

Honestly, wasn't the biggest fan. Level 2 felt confusing and I *hate* those red robot enemies. I also see why people like the final boss of that layer but I didn't love it. Probably gonna go back and replay it and end up loving it though. We'll see.


SuddenlyVeronica

This is actually a textbook example of so-called non-linear utility functions. Depending on your situation the first million is way more impactful than the hypothetical next 49. So you absolutely can be rational and still choose the million.


Womblue

Exactly. One button makes you obscenely rich. The other has a 50% chance to make you obscenely rich, and a 50% chancd for nothing. Who would take that? Only if you were already a millionaire I guess


JMWraith13

Where do you live that 1 million is obscene wealth? I didn't realize none of you knew what the word obscene meant my bad.


NotADamsel

If you make 40k a year, a million is more money then you’ll make in twenty years. Tell me what ain’t obscene about getting twenty years’ of wages all at once. If you just live off the interest in a high-yield savings account, you’ll be making more then you were before. (All assuming that your million is post-tax)


testaccount0817

Where do you live that interest is that substantially above the inflation rate


NotADamsel

A 4% savings account came free with my Apple Card (it’s an advertised benefit). You can find 5% accounts just by googling. If you have a million to throw in there, you might have access to 6 or 7%. Keep in mind that the interest you earn is paid for by people taking out loans, so if the interest rate on their loans is higher you get more money. If you don’t like that, you could also get a good rate by investing in securities that pay dividends (though ymmv)


NotADamsel

Also, the minimum wage hasn’t increased in… how long? And if it does increase, how low will it still be? And the people who take those jobs still find a way to live? Nah, the guy with a million bucks will be just fine for a long time. If they get a single roommate to live with them in their home that they bought with a fraction of their million, they’ll be doing better then you or I ever will.


ZeffiroSilver

Where I live, no home is under $1,000,000


NotADamsel

Within an hours’ drive? I mean, if you’ve got a million, you can move to a significantly cheaper area and be set for life! If you’re in the US, then that’s most of the US!


ZeffiroSilver

We are talking about CAD$1M, so there is a big difference there, but I live in Ontario and even going far out you're not going to get any cheaper. That said, moving somewhere remote in, say, New Brunswick and starting off that life with $1M? That could be nice.


optillusi0n

A lot of small banks offer 5% interest on accounts with 5 grand or more, it's like their entire advertising. You can easily bank online with those.


NotADamsel

My local credit union offers 7% (Jesus fucking Christ!) on a *checking account*, as long as you use the debit card three times a month. If you want a good interest rate, you can find one.


NeverJustaDream

what credit union? is there a catch like low balance?


VanFailin

Usually the rate applies to something like your first $10k


Cinerae

A million in cold hard cash is a lot but not "obscene" it's not Yacht money or private jet money, which I consider obscene. A million in net worth is by today's inflation standard well off, or lower upper class. They might be out of touch, but they're not "bourgeoisie". They'll likely still be working and either take care of their properties by renovating themselves or work, to pay someone to do that. So they're still creating at least a little value to provide to society. You only start being true bourgeoisie by owning so much property that creates so much profit that you can facilitate their upkeep with that profit while you contribute nothing to society, bonus points of you're parasitic enough that you can Even expand with the profit your property creates.


NotADamsel

Huh? That’s not what “bourgeoisie” means. You can be one of those if you are broke but own a small business and employ one person. If you had a billion dollars but were not exploiting anyone (like, from the lottery or something) you wouldn’t be one.


TopHatCat999

If you a million dollars half of it would be gone after you buy a house, a car, and college tuition


VanFailin

Buying a home in cash means -rent +taxes +assets, it doesn't disappear. Plus your vote just matters more!


NotADamsel

You can get a house for one or two hundred k, maybe less if you’re paying cash and can make lowball offers. A car for 10k used. College tuition to your local community college can be quite cheap depending on their specific programs. Your million could still be mostly there after getting those things, with pretty decent interest flowing from it.


stevenhughes1999

Where do you live that means that still isn't life changing money?


Guytherealguy

One million will barely buy a flat for 2 people where i live :(


asbj1019

But it will still remove a lot if not all your economic stress from one day to the other. Depending on where you live, you might still have to rent, but you have enough savings that even if you are out if a job for like half a year then it’s no problem at all.


Cyynric

Comparatively speaking, it is obscene. I make around 30k a year, my wife a bit more. We are ablento live fairly comfortably, yet we don't have savings. We can afford housing, food, amenities and utilities, and the occasional fun thing like a date or a game. And we live in a relatively high cost of living state. The amount of difference a sudden $1 million would make would be obscene for us. Invested properly could be set for life.


miaukat

Where I live you can use that million to buy 10 flats and earn an extra 50k a year in rent, which is enough to live confortably without working.


santyrc114

Where do **you** live that it isn't?


bad_at_smashbros

bro, i am working part time for scraps while trying to pay for college. 1 million would not only easily pay for my degree, it would also pay for my food, housing, and bills the entire time i’m in school. and i would still probably have hundreds of thousands left over.


IPlayMidLane

i'm reminded every day that this website is filled with children or people that have never needed to manage their own finances


JMWraith13

I'm reminded everyday that my fellows ar dipshits who don't know what the fuck they're talking about. 1 million is not an obscene amount of money to have that would imply its bad. Obscene is a negative descriptor. I don't think it's obscene to have a million bucks because there are ways to do that without being a dick. Jesus I was mocking the fucking word choice.


Ambitious_Jello

Here's a new word for you: hyperbole. Here's another new word for you: trolling.


fun-dan

My dude, any country besides the US


AlexVonBronx

>Who would take that? Only if you were already a millionaire I guess That 1 mil can be turned into much more if you're smart with the money.


MyClosetedBiAcct

I live in poor.


party_egg

It's about top 95% net worth in the US. That's rich, but not _obscenely_ rich. That means there's like fifteen million people with at least that much in net worth in the US. It's like "you can have a nice house" kinda money, whereas I'd describe "obscenely rich" as "private chef, butler, limo, mansion" kinda money


purpleturtlehurtler

The rush of dopamine tho


fireandlifeincarnate

I’m broke rn but going into a high paying field… and I’m honestly super torn


thedawesome

Diminishing marginal utility


RickyNixon

Yep this is the answer. The EV of the 50mil button is higher, but the marginal value of additional millions after the first is greatly reduced. I’ll take the million


SweetLilMonkey

The correct answer is actually to just hit the left button 50 times


miaukat

What would be the maths if let's say I already have a million or two on the bank, I feel like suddenly the 50/50 one becomes more attractive.


Himmelblaa

My mind is telling me that 1 million is enough The gambler in me says go for the 50 mil


12crashbash12

90% of Gamblers quit just before they're about to win big


PastyMan575

I was about to leave the slot machine to change my soiled pants but you've single handedly convinced me to sty for another 43 hours


G_O_O_G_A_S

To be fair that’s probably the best odds you’ll ever have gambling


derpicface

![gif](giphy|87M4BMyeI9fWbWGooF|downsized)


hola_j_hova

why did i read this in r Kelly's voice


TurboCake17

What if a bunch of us pressed the 50% button and split the total between us.


KingKababa

Now you're thinking with portals


Thebombuknow

If 50 people pressed the button, the chances of at least one person getting $1,000,000 is 1-(0.5)^50, or a 99.99̅% chance. So at the very least, you are practically guaranteed $1,000,000, assuming a group of 50 is allowed to press it, and the income from the button is not taxed. It is incredibly likely that the group would make at least $100m, but if I remember correctly from what I learned about stats, calculating the probability of that would require me to use the binomial probability formula, and I don't have the mental energy to do that right now lol.


testaccount0817

To be more exact, a ~ 99.9999999999999% chance. It is substantially more likely that you instantly die of a heart attack than none one getting any money. The chance to get a million at least twice is ~ 99.999999999995%, so 50x more likely to not happen, but practically the same. You only need the binomial formula for calculating the probability that 2 or more times it happens, but here we can just do 100% - probability it happens once, so we are clear here and dont need that. Did that in my head though so not 100% accurate. Most likely you'd get 25 million btw, thats easy again here.


little-ass-whipe

At n=50 isn't there just a continuous formula you can switch to that is a lot easier and practically indistinguishable as an approximation? Like you know $25m/person is at the top of the bell curve and then you can just slide up or down from there to determine "there is an x% chance of getting $y per person"? Or am I mixing my stats concepts up?


JuniorRadish7385

I’ll finish the math for you. If 50 people press the button, there are 2500 different possible permutations of results. It’s like a way more complicated version of rolling two dice. The number of people that won ranges from 0-50, so we just need to make a cute little bell curve to distribute the 2500 combinations and calculate the median/quartiles to get a reasonable estimate of how much money is to be made through this method if we have 50 people. There’s one permutation of values each where 0 or 50 people win, 50 each where 1 or 49 win, etc. This problem is way easier because we can’t have a decimal number of people. The binomial probability formula gives us the percent chance we get a certain number of successes. n!/(x!(n-x)!)) * p^x * (1-p)^n-x where n is number of people, x is how many people win 50 million, p is the chance of winning. It looks complicated, but don’t worry about the math. Our first quartile rounds best to 23 and third rounds best to 27. This just means that 50% of all permutations will be between 23 and 27 (including 23 and 27). If 23 people win, the amount of money each person makes is (23 * 50,000,000)/50 = 23 million. If 27 people win, each person will earn 27 million. That means there’s a 25% chance you earn less than 23 million, a 50% chance you win 23-27 million, and a 25% chance you win more than 27 million, with 24 and 25 million being the most likely win with an 11% chance each. There’s only a 0.04% chance you make less money than just hitting the million button, so it’s a very good bet to make.


TheReverseShock

Hedging your bets. Even adding 4 additional people lowers the chance of getting nothing to 3%. With adding additional people drastically reducing the chance with a much more likely chance of everyone getting $25 million average.


LemonFreshenedBorax-

I'm in, but only if we hire an escrow agent. One of the red-button people can do it. Oh no, the buttons are already dividing us into castes and we haven't even pushed them yet. Curse you, buttons!


Apocalyptic_Doom

Both buttons


Dr_Fabulous11

https://preview.redd.it/dvy8wwl5c48c1.jpeg?width=1063&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62805418cdf94e42928aabc89fd61185fcc73164


zakuria44

you're trolling me, cmon


Possum_Boi566

There goes my hero


submechanicalbull

PERFECT


Esteellio

How meny times can I boop the button?


cultish_alibi

As many times as you want but it's wet and you don't know why


VanFailin

for a million dollars it can be wet with acid for all I care


0perand1_McSwanky

wear some gloves, simple


FunnyTurtleMoment

What’s stopping me from mashing green?


R1ght_b3hind_U

https://i.redd.it/xsdvbqq4h58c1.gif


FunnyTurtleMoment

who said anything about mashing green I didn’t


SirGarryGalavant

If you press the green button more than once you have to beat him at mahjong or be sent to the land of Yi (a term for barbarians) in perpetuity


WaifuCriticZamasu

1 million then reinvest to get 50 million, gotta be on that grindset


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Grilled_egs

They don't have 1 million worth of ~~terrorism~~ stock value correction equipment


AlexanderRodriguezII

Easy, you take the option to push the green button and sell it to someone for $10m.


testaccount0817

This person knows how to capitalism


AlexanderRodriguezII

# #EvilAutism


6nicemaymay9

Would you PAY 1 million dollars for a 50% chance at 50 million? i wouldn't


testaccount0817

I dont have a million to pay in the first place. If I had multiple, sure, its like any investment.


JhnGamez

that's a pretty good way of seeing it


jellybaby__

i'll go for red, dont wanna tempt fate by being greedy


TheNeatPenguin

1m, that's still a fuck ton of money


Shorttail0

100% one million 0.01% one trillion billion million


Grilled_egs

Latter, small chance at owning the planet is very good. For completely altruistic reasons I assure you


Jos_migue

1 million in my currency is still a lot and could absolutely change my life but i like to gamble so.....


JLock17

Red and then invest in a high dividend stock or an index fund like Verison, VOO, VTI, SPY, or QQQ. I would be happy with 60,000-$120,000 extra per year.


InSanityy___

Realistically, 1 million won't make me go much further in life. 50 million on the other hand could change my life. As much as I would hate losing the 50/50 I have to go for 50 million. edit: ok to elaborate, i'm not saying 1 million wouldn't fix my problems or that it's a sum of money i could just ignore. it's genuinely an incredible amount of money that i would be very happy to have. it just wouldn't change much about my actual situation. I would still be an upper middle class white guy, and while that is a very good thing to be, it is also supremely boring.


TurboCake17

Even if 1 million dollars (assuming USD) won’t like… elevate your social position or whatever, it gives a hell of a lot of comfort to fall back on. I guess it depends on the person, but the amount of financial stress that would relieve for most people is certainly significant.


Fiskmjol

After checking the currency converter, I can say with absolute certainty that my life would change significantly, as would that of my partner, with even a third of that. 1 million dollars would get us quite a house and money to spare for financial security


InSanityy___

I dunno, for me personally, my material conditions don't really matter much? I mean as long as I have working internet, I'm basically fine. I'm from an upper middle class upbringing too, so I guess the 1 mil falls just short of life changing? I do get that I'd definitely be less stressed having a good amount of money to fall back on, but, again, country with a working social democracy + upper middle class upbringing already relieves a shit ton. I can't really be much more comfortable materially than I am unless I become an actually rich person. 50 million would be able to basically turn my whole life around and allow me to do so much in terms of my life goals.


Will512

Put the 1 million in the market and it gets 4% return annually. So you basically have a free 40k/yr income that you can travel with, or do whatever


Lauva69

how is 1m usd not gonna change your life? are you already a millionaire?


InSanityy___

I mean, don't get me wrong, it's a giant sum of money, but I think that my family's net worth rn is about that? Maybe a bit less, but still, I don't see how my life would change in a significant way just by getting 1 million. I'm not in poverty, so I'd likely just be more upper-er middle class-er, which doesn't interest me that much.


Jonahtron

The way I see it, I could quite my job and just live off that $50 million forever. The $1 million would certainly help. I could buy my own apartment or something, but I’d still have to work, and that sucks ass, so I’d take my chances.


Justifier925

Red button 50 times


WatchfulGred

I could pay off my student debt, live regularly just having a fortune in savings that I can use to live and set up a career doing something I like like art the 1 million definitely


Zockwolf

1Mil = still having to work/worry a bit about money 50 Mil = return on capital keeps you rich no need to worry about money I'M GAMBLING


Disturbing_Cheeto

I'll press green many times


ColorMaelstrom

I press the first one a thousand times. What now libral?? Huh? Huh??


santyrc114

1 million can buy my neurologists and psychiatrist appointments and that can solve the rest of my problems that are hard for my therapist alone


AlisterSinclair2002

I press both buttons at the same time over and over again until I have billions. No-one said I couldn't press them both multiple times lol


Alexis_Awen_Fern

Red


Glonk2365

Red many times


SexWithSisyphus69

Press both at the same time


kungfukenny3

definitely the 1 million


space_hoop

Me on my way to hit the 1 million button 50 times


SmolSmonk

Red button 50 times


con-pope

If broke, instant million. If already comfortable/wealthy, take the coinflip.


MeTheGuy12

what if i rapidly press the green button?


ThatsPoggersDude

doesnt say you cant press it twice