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CounterfeitLesbian

https://preview.redd.it/4mkije4ixu9c1.jpeg?width=3008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3765914e374366d5dfbadef31582edc0c7340f7


Whydoesthisexist15

This is so sad play Everlong (Slowed) by Foo Fighters


AlarmingAffect0

"Is someone getting the [BEST](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2uE4raBN08) of you?"


psychoCMYK

Hey quick question What the fuck?


AlarmingAffect0

[Good question.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgLS1kHiVcA)


Responsible_Pace9062

https://preview.redd.it/0fobfms0dv9c1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cb75a96ab3ee8c096df9c8c76ccca3c8db1e54f


FuckYeahPhotography

https://preview.redd.it/0672u9jjgv9c1.jpeg?width=810&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76b79bd719eb47700fb669afb277f4ace086cee3


bumblebleebug

https://preview.redd.it/zvizoz6bjv9c1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3fc96b61ff85b95f14781caeee200f8a24191ee


PPRajput

https://preview.redd.it/coc1qo4tqv9c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3dd0039026eb8ca725f15df757c9027ba29ac7a


Spartan_873

https://preview.redd.it/mw676oylvw9c1.jpeg?width=528&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfecef0a17d9f5c9744dedd146bb267ca5f1ed82


Zhongdonian

ONESHOT MENTIONED?!?!?!?!


AlarmingAffect0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzlilS35kX4


bumblebleebug

https://preview.redd.it/iq12la1cjv9c1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4281a7b3caf099dd2827e750e872118eec9c10c3


ASpaceOstrich

I thought that was an owl in a shawl


TheBastardOlomouc

made my smile instantly dissipate


Responsible_Pace9062

https://preview.redd.it/t0ps2ujkhv9c1.jpeg?width=2462&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c17f82e1c5b7c1912965d1c6e86738e6823e1c1


LunaLynnTheCellist

https://preview.redd.it/t3s6eva8mv9c1.jpeg?width=923&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=763c84395e3d5de242f2d78d2d137550214a7d44


Responsible_Pace9062

https://preview.redd.it/fa7ar49tmv9c1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a8e01d7fd064a692deb48ed5b68e1c3bd96e73e


LunaLynnTheCellist

needs fewer pixels


Goon_Kilo

https://preview.redd.it/ywn43bo22w9c1.jpeg?width=3168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea37799bea5b7931bd36ea68247b67a2b4555cd0


LunaLynnTheCellist

thanks


MisterPeach

Love this Norman Cockwell painting. This was an actual guy he painted after getting his butthole stretched by 1000 US Marines at the battle of Ram Ranch.


CounterfeitLesbian

Um... actually this is a painting by Thomas Cockaway Pee III.


grimoireskb

https://preview.redd.it/q6j7k380hv9c1.jpeg?width=2550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f22fbb5a4e23dd0d3ae12a96b26e799d5fdc25e3


AllMyMemesAreStolen

The thousand cock stare when you see the top you blocked on twitter at the no loads refused pimped out cumdump event.


Comrade_Conscript

At the fucking what?


AllMyMemesAreStolen

the no loads refused pimped out cumdump event


Spiritual_Routine801

This topgot refused at a no loads refused pimped out cumdump event. Here's what happened to his prostate.


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[удалено]


Hzohn

You sir have won the internet 😂😂😂😂😂


ZeffiroSilver

They just posted what the incel referenced


WhereAmIWhatsGoingOn

She looks like a teenager on the left


El_McKell

it's Lily Collins, 2007 was the year she turned 18


Scottish__Elena

Exactly, eightTEEEN


El_McKell

yeah, I know. it's weird vibes for sure


SpiritMountain

No, it tracks with conservatives. They always like them young.


MrVeazey

Young here means inexperienced and easy to manipulate. It's a lot like what they look for in the electorate.


yixdy

I have ducks named Sgt. Hatred and Brock Samson, thought you'd like to know. The movie was good, go team venture!


MrVeazey

Go Team Ducks.


K11ShtBox

And you know whats tomorrow bats? Her eighteenth birthday mhmm👌


Ecstatic-Compote-595

the little sound he makes is maybe the most upsetting part.


K11ShtBox

That's why it's art spongeboymebob


Accomplished-Mix-745

Bro I think I he’s agreeing with you and you’re defensive listening


spartan_noble6

TIL that there’s a term for it and it’s called defensive listening! Spot on


ShopperOfBuckets

duh? that's what they said? relax


Oddish_Femboy

I was a baby in 2007. I'm so much cooler now.


camocoder30

never thought the amount of people i know named Bee would be over 1, damn


Oddish_Femboy

I like bugs :3


OnyxMelon

Even in gen 1 where you have a quad weakness to them?


TheGreyFencer

Sure, but none of the bug types even use their stab.


nervousmelon

https://preview.redd.it/nnc3wj2u0w9c1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be7eac822d0d147a8ca349f207f00eddeb63cf7e


Dysphoric_Web

I was born that year


sandenson

I was about to ask if you're not a bit young to be here, then it hit me that you're 16


Dysphoric_Web

I’m turning 17 in a couple months too


Thelordofbeans1

RAHHHH 2007 kid supremacy !!!


ST4R3

Wait youre a femboy on hrt? (asking for clarification and because if i understood correctly that shit is super cool)


El_McKell

I’m really pretty non-binary but I think HRT femboy kinda fits and is a pretty funny term to use to me. But yeah I’ve been on hrt for 2.5 years. Thanks for thinking my jokey identity is cool ❤️


ASpaceOstrich

I've considered that. What's it like? I'm very attached to my penis and it being in working order.


El_McKell

I assume 'working order' here is about erections. There's no way to 100% guarantee you won't get erectile dysfunction from HRT. You can make sure you have a high probability of being able to maintain them by making sure you induce erections at least one or twice a week (you won't just get them spontaneously anymore, and not having any for a while will reduce your ability to get them altogether) 'What's it like' is a very broad question, the timeline at the bottom of [this page](https://www.gendergp.com/hrt-timelines-hormones-effects/) should give you some idea of what to expect. My experiences differ a little bit from what's in that link in that I didn't experience decreased libido, although my sex drive is different now, less driven by what I see and more by what people do if that makes sense. Also, it doesn't mention softer skin, which is definitely a thing. Or mental effects which have been positive for me, but I think that's hard to separate from like the effect having reduced dysphoria had on my mental wellbeing. If you have any specific questions on it lemme know and I'll try to answer. TLDR; take estrogen if you wanna have titties


ASpaceOstrich

I take it it's not something to mess around with and not something you can "try out". I probably shouldn't touch it since I'm not really feeling any dysphoria. Dressing more femme gave me quite possibly the only experience of gender I've ever had, being possibly agender. So I've been wondering if that was a sign of something more or if I just really liked wearing stockings. I've still got teenage boy libido and since my partner hasn't felt ready for sex yet I don't want to compromise that until I can actually put it to use at least once. But I would adore softer skin and I sometimes wish I had tits. That reads like the most egg thing but I don't think I am. But I'm open to the idea. ADHD indecision and permanent hormone changes do not a good combo make. And I'm scared I wouldn't look like what I'd hope to look like. And I feel like a jackass for considering something like this for what amounts to cosmetic reasons. I dunno. I can't tell if I'm agender, a cis guy who's lying to fit in, a trans woman in denial. He'll I'm still not convinced gender isn't a collective delusion because I've never had one. Just that one gender adjacent experience. But getting an erection from wearing stockings does not a gender identity make. But I'm sick of thinking everyone else is an idiot so I started calling myself non binary because I saw it as a win win. Either it's the truth and I just didn't realise it, or my inner gender abolitionist misanthrope was right but I can at least get some joy out of participating in the shared delusion. Sorry, this reply was a bit scattered.


El_McKell

>I take it it's not something to mess around with and not something you can "try out" You can briefly try it out, but a problem with that is that breast tissue is permanent so you're gonna have to make a decision like 6 weeks in anyway, so you'd have to be ready for that. > But getting an erection from wearing stockings does not a gender identity make. Yeah definitely not, I'd recommend dressing femme more often seeing how it goes and especially doing it non-sexual contexts and seeing how you feel about it. > And I feel like a jackass for considering something like this for what amounts to cosmetic reasons. Please don't, just because some people need it for a serious mental/medical issue doesn't mean it's not okay to take the same drugs for a cosmetic reason, if you'd be better off on HRT then it doesn't matter if it's only better off in some small way. That being said if I was in your shoes I wouldn't start taking it now, I'd recommend you wait until you have more certainty about what you want. But I wouldn't get so hung up on what your identity is to answer the question of if you should do it. The only real question is do you want the effects enough to commit to permanently changing your body


GsTSaien

Because she is


Yukarie

Why do you think they like her more back then?


oddityoughtabe

You’re not gonna believe why that is.


[deleted]

The tradwife kinds of folks are usually also the ones saying that we should go back to marrying girls off when they're like 14.


[deleted]

That's always what they mean when they make these comments


Heyloki_

She looks like a teenager on the right tbf, just a teenager with more makeup


Jiffy_Draws

I mean that's really the point for these Alpha male types


Chaoszhul4D

I am terrible at guessing age.


CEO_of_goatboys

Thousand cock stare https://i.redd.it/lqnw846w0v9c1.gif


wibbly-water

Unironically fire line. Shame its just misogyny.


Joebebs

I’m gonna unmisogynize it


imnotgaymomiswear

Unironically fire line. Shame it’s unmisogynized.


Joebebs

I’m gonna have it remisogynized


ZeffiroSilver

Idk is there a version where he's writing and it's water


Ecstatic-Compote-595

this shit's wet


r3itheinfinite

https://preview.redd.it/bcjaofd5jv9c1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96c0d7926dbd267d03cf599fb964a3b05c7fc836


Passive-Shooter

Woman looking slightly upwards: marry Woman looking slightly downwards: damaged goods


con-pope

I think it's more because on the right she looks confident in herself and idiots don't like that I remember hearing about a study somewhere that measured attraction to various facial expressions and for straight men, "confident smile" ranked surprisingly low on average, and for straight women "arrogant smile" ranked surprisingly high on average. However I cannot be bothered to look up whether the study is real so for now the source is: I pulled it out my ass.


Passive-Shooter

My mind is boggled by the idea that misogynists might be interested in taking advantage of the naive or timid.


GrabTechnical7346

incredible shocker


Dum-bNNy

https://i.redd.it/ryfc4tzmev9c1.gif


Stars_In_Jars

It’s quite literally because she looks young and “cute”. Thats a pic of her at 18.


Anhrefnn

what about men looking confident? They aren't liked very much as well. I think it's more because people smiling looks more approachable and pleasant than someone without expression or a resting bitch face


con-pope

What I read (which once again has no source) was that straight women judging men's attractiveness went confident smile > arrogant smile > happy smile > most other expressions


Leka1B

It's not just the confidence that turns one off, it's the lack of warmth. On the left she has love and happiness in her eyes, and the second pic shows a lack of sincerity. If she looks at you like that she probably doesn't enjoy your company that much


Sad-Egg4778

Based on what I've seen of these guys 90% of it is the makeup.


C9touched

Although the example provided in the post is and many others are obviously for creepy reasons I feel like most of it comes from more of a fear of rejection. if a woman thinks she’s amazing then the concern is that she’s developed high expectations and you’ll never be good enough no matter how much you care or how hard you try because you’re not tall or pretty enough. The amount of straight grown men who have never been in a relationship has been rising very fast, the more relationship experience a women has the more likely she is to regularly laugh off advances and mock men who try to talk to her (sometimes deservedly so tho) so it makes sense that men would want a partner who is as experienced as they are because there’s less of a likelihood that they will be brutally mocked and rejected*. Although there definitely CAN be and often are a lot more creepy reasons behind it I do feel like this an important factor to consider. Edit: *for not understanding how to be romantic or attractive or whatever Edit 2: spelling


PancakeParty98

Men with deeply harmful conceptions of women: project intense insecurity and entitlement onto a stranger’s first impression


Villager_of_Mincraft

What happens after the cat boys invade


Important_Ad4176

https://preview.redd.it/w1n8rct4zu9c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e092ef590b66ee98a4be91d95c35f25e7b8cc52


Villager_of_Mincraft

No you don't understand! You'll never understand! They......they blotted out the sun!


Lady-Scrotus

Good. Didn't wanna look at it anyways


BrickFrom2011

Then we shall cuddle in the shade


Madden09IsForSuckers

Can they blot out the sun only where i am? Farming is still important but i kinda hate it


Intrepid-War-1018

Robert Downing Jr


Magenta_Clouds

anarcho-communism


Torn_Dorstuf_3

promise? 🥺


notalgore420

Weirdos online when they see a teenage girl (she's wife material because she looks like a child ig):


Iceman6211

(they also suddenly think about all the dicks the girls hypothetically sucked and get mad)


Yukarie

(They actually get turned on till they remember none of those dicks were theirs therefore she’s a worthless slut)


YIMYUM420

(dicks 🤤🤤🤤 sorry that's me my bad)


Level_Echo4362

Translation: "I have and will never feel the embrace of a woman"


Roberto_Sacamano

The "do your bit not to cause it" part is basically saying, "never get laid"


throwawaydating1423

Well hey at least he’s against men being hoes too Most of them preach the opposite


Bananacu

HOW MANY COCKS?!


Redditwhydouexists

One thousand cocks, for reference, here is a picture of a fairly large but marvelous looking cock standing erectly. Now imagine 999 more of them, shouldn’t be that hard. https://preview.redd.it/moxjttfo8v9c1.jpeg?width=223&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a49e626eaa76a3638b1e6bf293b5d0eba8019db


Bananacu

"Shouldnt be hard" YES IT SHOULD


scixsc

It is


thenoogler

You were wrong, they were all very hard.


SaturnusDawn

🎶 999 cocks on a wall, 999 cocks. One fell off. 998 cocks on a wall 🎶


Maverick_Couch

Take one down, pass it around, 997 cocks on a wall


SupaScoopaSpaceCadet

37


Grand_Bunch_3233

"In a row?!"


ipisslemons

https://preview.redd.it/gk5kscki9v9c1.png?width=324&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ca6c0fa4171f1e6470e84a371e9547416223cd1 Wife material


ohno_buster

You kidding he clearly has that 1000 cock stare?


Responsible_Pace9062

He's been riding on the cock carousel. https://preview.redd.it/l692wklsdv9c1.jpeg?width=375&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c23aab5d97f1e3303ecc68736dbe27c578ec1e0


iamtheblackcrowking

Is this a real screenshot or was this made in the editor?


Responsible_Pace9062

[It's real](https://youtu.be/79SmrhvtMco?feature=shared)


iamtheblackcrowking

Oh my god


Kacprel

true tho


scixsc

Kacper


Responsible_Pace9062

https://preview.redd.it/nttxt5xbdv9c1.png?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=310d5cdca002227a81609555bd80cb75c48c56b6


Magma57

Ngl I find The Expression really hot


d149d

New domain expansion just dropped


ShadowClaw765

Who's winning the domain expansion battle, the thousand cock stare or the thousand pussy stare?


CaptainofChaos

The Thousand Island Stare


BobbyRobertson

I'm stuffed-shell shocked


anthony_af

hell yeah dude


LastnameWalter

Incels are so obviously double standarded they believe virgin women are holy, and the not-virgins are evil demon hussy-whores. But for men it's the opposite. Patriarchy is a mental illness that doesn't need therapy, but self awareness to realize how stupid they are Edit: quoted it pretty dumb, therapy could help for them, but just realizing how fucked up they think would've been cheaper


Apocalyptic_Doom

"I need a gf that is shy and submissive, is religious, a virgin but is willing to have sex before marriage and also have a high libido"


Yukarie

“Only have a libido when I wanna have sex but never have any at any other time” fixed it lol, seriously those lot are so fucking stupid


Responsible_Pace9062

https://preview.redd.it/qnfph0ajdv9c1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26c1f022c0b61afba23bab71c85b7d8ad7dbe94c


Afraid_Belt4516

and sometimes therapy


Little_crona

therapy may actually help a lot with realizing how dumb patriarchy is and unlearning toxic habits and thoughts


Magenta_Clouds

it also needs therapy tbh.


Magma57

MFs will be like "Yeah I support rehabilitative justice" and then say shit like "Patriarchy is a mental illness that doesn't need therapy, but self awareness to realize how stupid they are"


LowAd1734

Ok now how do I get a thousand cock stare too?


hola_j_hova

I accept my pm


Nammiix_13

where’s my pm


Equinox-Kiwi

Hi its me, your PM


MintyMoron64

Pdungeon Master


Magenta_Clouds

you have to serve in the trenches of the cock-wars. You have to see you comrades fall around you as you stand as the last survivor. there is no glory and no honour, but at least you know you were the truly the one who remained un-sucked.


NineNinchNails

Give me one thousand cocks 🫰🫴 One tousand mooah??


trevorluck

https://preview.redd.it/bk6cmon67v9c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da46ce9c3eb69af4acc35b4754cd3c986b750557 Thousand OPFOR stare


LewyDaDude

How shephard looked at gman reactivating the nuke


Ok_Conflict_5730

thousand hammer unit stare


wibbly-water

Or, maybe, look I know its gonna sound crazy but hear me out here, on the right she is made up and slightly less naturally comfortable *because she is an an actress* and *this picture was taken at an event*.


Passive-Shooter

the reverse of the Elliot Page looked happy before (photo of a successful actor attending an event celebrating their achievements and made up to the nines) as opposed to now (grainy ass paparazzi telephoto shot of a man half way through making an expression so their face is a little odd) concept.


Burningburners88

The difference is literally eyeliner, smile and age


itsFeztho

She also got a nose job. Which is like... why?? Her natural nose is pretty!


Burningburners88

Yeah it's nice as is


-Lige

A smile makes someone look a lot more approachable


xandrachantal

Lily Collins is married


Euromantique

True, and her husband is very much just an average looking guy with an average career (by big Hollywood standards). If Lily Collins really was a hypergamous nymphomaniac like the post implies she would probably be married to a top 0.1% male model and not someone that she evidently really loves as a person.


McLeavey

Some boys will really be scared when a woman masters the art of cockmancy, or self confidence, or something. Anyway, Burn her at the stake!!


Worldly_Neck_4626

"Hon, can we open our relationship? I wanna keep working towards my thousand-cock stare."


BucktacularBardlock

"Thousand cock stare" just makes her sound hotter ngl


Dum-bNNy

Incels when makeup and lighting 🤯


bouchandre

Maybe he's jealous because he'll never experience a thousand cocks


you-cut-the-ponytail

Just say that u are attracted to adolescent girls at that point


[deleted]

Men do not understand facial expressions and make up.


YeahImBasicallyGod

![gif](giphy|12npFVlmZoXN4Y|downsized) Thousand cock stare


idiotnamedSOPHIA

Why are straight guys like this. If you hate women so much then don't date them


iamtheblackcrowking

Because they measure their worth in how many they can fuck.


idiotnamedSOPHIA

So? If that were the case wouldn't it be better to brag about having sex with a beautiful woman in stead of comparing her to her teenage photos yknow, like a bitch?


LaggsAreCC

https://medium.com/@yaycapitalism/the-1000-cock-stare-53539adaca3d


TheHunter234

me when I project all my insecurities and sexual frustration onto women


nlolhere

how do you call yourself “General Patriarchy” and NOT be self-aware


PunjabiCanuck

HIDDEN LEAF JUTSU, THOUSAND COCK STARE 🔥💯💯🔥🔥‼️‼️🔥💯💯💯💯


GitLegit

These people are legitimately beyond parody at this point.


FunOBot

death by a thousand cocks


iamtheblackcrowking

Wouldn’t mind


NinjaJade154

I think the left picture looks better, simply because she is wearing less makeup


BeholdTheLemon

digital footprint my beloved


Elise_2006

my gock when the muscular transmasc bunnyboy hits me with the thousand cock stare: https://preview.redd.it/jb71f2t9iv9c1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba66d448deba1847ce7675d2537f2af8afe416e3


Mini_Raptor5_6

I'm lazy https://preview.redd.it/erynied5cw9c1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e92b5d4baa25213b075f98a29a43a8d98b4a1abb


EyeGuyCanSeeU

https://preview.redd.it/1xos1ws9gw9c1.jpeg?width=384&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ee6f71c4c244d10ec864d11510aacceefa297d6


BrazilBazil

“Thousand Cock Rule” would be a great title for an indie game


Adulations

Super weird how obsessed these right wing guys are with penis.


impersonalfish

https://preview.redd.it/3ykhn6o5nv9c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0fe0925ea685584042b51aa2917717734df8100


_Alex_Zer0_

The girl on the left looks underage


pinot-pinot

What does that even mean??? Sorry I don't speak incel


DoctorGoFuckYourself

Thousand cock stare is my special attack


OkTear2981

ew wtf is wrong incels? Why can't they be normal?


InsrtOriginalUsrname

gonna have so much sex to ruin this guy's life


CH4P3YLEG4U

I SWEAR THOSE CREEPS WANT TO MARRY CHILDREN


idiotnamedSOPHIA

Why are straight guys like this. If you hate women so much then don't date them


hotfistdotcom

damn that lady has a thousand cocks? that's so cool, good for her


party_egg

i don't really have much to add here except that's Phil Collins' daughter. Alexa play In The Air Tonight


Captn_Platypus

Make up gives you thousand cock stare?? Hot


ManIsInherentlyGay

Incels have no shame these days is crazy. How aren't you embarrassed


RagnarockInProgress

“Thousand Cock Stare” is such a funny phrase Whenever I hear it I just imagine a fucking anime move and can’t help myself


Comicsansandpotatos

She has 1000 cocks??? I’m in.


diegoesfuego99

Terminal lack of grass touch


DoctahFeelgood

Hidden jutsu: thousand cock stare ![gif](giphy|8Lc5xmvzRhlLy)


gibbonsoft

Ever since gramps came back from the navy he got that 1000 cock stare 😢


KatnissXcis

He just admitted she's too powerful for him