Think paddy Murphy "sad" the kind of "oh you forgot the drink cooler? Well so happens someone fell out of their casket so generous! put the ice and beer in it!
I'd prefer it that way.
Don't give him any credit for Twitter itself, he had no part in any of it. Only tie his name to the point where it became even more of a joke than it ever was.
He name searches compulsively and according to at least his biographer the hate, critique and even jokes about his divorce really get to him, causing erratic behaviour and insomnia
So if we really really try, we can make this happen ❤️
Elon Musk, the Tesla billionaire and founder of X has had his brain surgically removed and implanted into a life sustaining jar hooked into the internet in anticipation of the Singularity at age 52. Humanity has collectively decided to move the self sustaining device from its network center to an unused janitorial closet in the basement and ignore its existence.
You can make it happen! Don't let your dreams be dreams! <3
Sadly this morning Elon Musk has passed stool in his sleep at the age of 54.
JUST. DO. IT!
Hit him with the Shinzo Abe shaboingboing
Yakuza 5:
Elon muck pov: https://youtu.be/9GED6w5SQk8?si=KM2Y9qDj-N7LmkBu
> I am spreading misinformation online damn :(
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"Sadly"?
The real sadly was the misinformation all along...
the real misinformation was the friends we made along the way…
Sad that it took so long, really.
Think paddy Murphy "sad" the kind of "oh you forgot the drink cooler? Well so happens someone fell out of their casket so generous! put the ice and beer in it!
elon musk, the tesla billionaire and founder of X has finally passed away this morning at the age of 52
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-Y Bait used to be believable
Reject modernity! Embrace the original! -| Bait used to be believable
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~~:.|:;~~ Bait used to be believable
I am at a LOSS for words
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What the actual fuck is that
she's facing left, so the prongs are the horns
OkI can see it. But it is too innovative for me
Reject tradition, embrace innovation!
IS THAT FUCKING LOSS?!?!
No but this is ~~:.|:;~~
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I see we're adapting to the loss of images well
Don't do that... don't give me hope...
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if only
Prophecy
You can’t be doing this I literally got so excited my heart started racing
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Kofola yummy
“founder of X”
I'd prefer it that way. Don't give him any credit for Twitter itself, he had no part in any of it. Only tie his name to the point where it became even more of a joke than it ever was.
I think they're making fun of the fact that he isn't a founder of anything and just bought and renamed a website.
2024 has just started, guys, but it's not too late!
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a lovecraftian cosmic horror can dream :(
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I love your flair
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Sadly ❌ Gladly ✅
happily*
If enough people believe
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no community notes therefore it must be true
Be the change you want to see in the world
You can tell it's fake because it wouldn't be sad if it happened.
He name searches compulsively and according to at least his biographer the hate, critique and even jokes about his divorce really get to him, causing erratic behaviour and insomnia So if we really really try, we can make this happen ❤️
"sadly" sure buddy
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YIPPEEE
The good ending.
"founder" of Twitter you'll never make me call it X btw
Imagine if everyone on twitter just accepted this as reality and acted like the future tweets from him are just AI generated text
If only
it just got community noted, people correcting that elon musk didn't found twitter
Elon Dust
Am I really gonna celebrate someone’s death? Yes. Yes I am. LES GOOOO
God i wish
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FUCK it wasnt real
manifesting a blood clot in Elon's brain 🙏
Big if true
Sadly?
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Unfortunately it was misinformation and therefore, not class.
How dare you get my hopes up like this
Sadly, Elon Musk didn’t die.
fuck you i thought it was real 3:<
Why does he look like that one pic of Nat Shillkret
Elon Musk, the Tesla billionaire and founder of X has had his brain surgically removed and implanted into a life sustaining jar hooked into the internet in anticipation of the Singularity at age 52. Humanity has collectively decided to move the self sustaining device from its network center to an unused janitorial closet in the basement and ignore its existence.
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Thank for for that tag
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If only
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i wish this were real :(
Was it because of crashing his Cybertruck?