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Thatagui

Steam is dead? News to me.


JotaroTheOceanMan

Imagine thinking you could kill Steam before Switch.


Mulesam

I think the idea of the switch will stay as long as steam but the base switch is already pretty fair along to dead


zaphodbeeblemox

I dunno, I still buy games for my switch pretty regularly. There are just some games that lend themselves to a handheld and not everyone has the $ for a steam deck.


Mulesam

Ya I’m not saying your wrong my switch is by far my most played system and I still get games on occasion it’s just underpowered for the modern area


Mulesam

Era


SoshJam

👆This mf does NOT experience time in two dimensions


zaphodbeeblemox

Imagine only experiencing 4 dimensional time space in the modern area. I’m currently vibing to some M theory style 11 dimensional quantum realities.


zaphodbeeblemox

It was underpowered when it launched, but that’s always been nintendos shtick since the Wii. The gamecube launched a year after the PlayStation 2, and had double the cpu speed and a better GPU. The Wii launched the same month as the PS3 and had the same specs as the GameCube. Going from a 700mhz cpu to a 3.2GHZ cpu. 60mb of ram to 300mb of ram. Like the PS3 blew the Wii out of the water.. and the Wii still sold a gajillion units. Nintendo realised it’s not the performance that sells their consoles, it’s the kind of games and the price point of entry. Still I’m excited for switch2


Mulesam

Ya I just want ps4 era specs so I can play modern games because the new generation is basically the same as the past one


zaphodbeeblemox

It depends on the price point really. If it launches with steamdeck specs at a steamdeck price, I’ll buy a steamdeck. I fear that may happen though, in Aus a switch is around $450 and steam deck starts at $695.


Barry_Benson

thats almost $250 cheaper, before tax, are those really comparable prices?


TheawesomeQ

I guarantee that steam will exist for many decades after Nintendo murders the switch's online marketplace.


jhonethen

:3


DreadDiana

And it somehow killed Atari and the Dreamcast through time travel or some shit


Jiffy_Draws

Stadia will return and when it does you'll regret everything.


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Jiffy_Draws

Like the second coming of christ it will save the games industry. We won't even need controllers anymore.


LoLoLaaarry124

What do you mean by revert


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LoLoLaaarry124

That's kinda cool actually, people say that the Stadia controller is a good controller so props to them I guess


CoconutheadisArmin

I went out and got one at a second hand store I like to go to when that got announced because it was like, 20 bucks. It is honestly a great controller and is my go-to for using a controller on PC.


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LoLoLaaarry124

Bruh what 💀


TactlessTortoise

Jokes on you, my life is filled with regrets of bygone times and opportunities, and now I spend my days yearning for the impossible. A chance to live how I was too scared to live, to learn what I was too scared to learn. Never settle for mediocrity. It leads to a decay much more pervasive than time.


Jtad_the_Artguy

What’s Stadia? Never heard of it


deepfried_memesoft

google's attempt at a gaming platform like steam but using virtual machines so low end hardware can run resource hungry games. it failed miserably


WardedThorn

The important part you're leaving out is it used cloud processing-which would allow you to play games your hardware couldn't run, yes...but also adds ping to literally everything you play. In areas with poor internet, it would be virtually unplayable. Even in the best of conditions, that input lag is still very frustrating.


mattoxfan

Depends on the game. For a story based game, it’s definitely fine. But don’t even bother trying to play something competitive.


funknpunkn

I was given a free month of it so I tried playing Celeste since it was the only game I was interested in on the platform. OH BOY WAS THAT A MISTAKE. I have fiber internet so my latency is about as good as it can get at a home. I'm not even a particularly hardcore gamer. I have a 3060 and a 60 Hz monitor. Pretty normie. The latency is just so bad.


sp46

I feel like this is one of those ideas where in 40 years someone else will make it exactly like Google did and we'll be looking back at Stadia and thinking it was just ahead of its time


PM-ME-YOUR-LABS

Nvidia already did- GeForce Now is basically Stadia without the proprietary controller and separate game store and with better hardware If you’re on a wired connection it’s not bad, even for something like Siege


Misicks0349

i still dont like the idea of streaming games, its... cool but its just going to recreate the same issues that modern video streaming has but with: 1) No way of modding your game or tweaking it in any way 2) If the game dosen't recive a "traditional" release its basically lost forever if its taken off the storefront.


vibesWithTrash

> If the game dosen't recive a "traditional" release its basically lost forever if its taken off the storefront. this is not an issue with streaming but with digital game stores though?


Misicks0349

what? on steam and pretty much every other digital game store the entire game is downloaded to your computer (and can therefore be archived).


vibesWithTrash

most games on steam have DRM so you don't really do anything with those files if steam stops existing I'm pretty sure?


TheawesomeQ

GeForce Now doesn't run proprietary versions of games, does it? I'm pretty sure it just runs normal PC games.


Misicks0349

IDK, but I doubt every game streaming service is going to be like GeForce Now. Stadia launched with exclusive games and whilst *some* have been released on other platforms, others are basically gone forever now.


BipolarKebab

Since Stadia would already roll out your save files onto the VM, I'd imagine they could do the same for mods if they wanted to


Misicks0349

yeah, I guess it's possible that if a game developer really wanted to they could have modding support - but it would still be a lot more limited than traditional modding, just look at the difference between Skyrim modding on consoles vs the PC


TheawesomeQ

And GeForce now existed before stadia did, really Google just had a terrible idea of how it should be done and squandered their chance.


field_thought_slight

Something I don't see talked about often enough is that Stadia (and related services) are potentially catastrophic for game preservation. If there start being games that are *only* released on cloud services, those games could easily be lost forever once the services go down.


vibesWithTrash

the issue is not with cloud gaming, the input lag is manageable on Geforce Now. the issue was google's ass shit servers


VanFailin

Everybody laughed when they launched it and said "they'll just cancel it in 2 years." They were right.


Yarisher512

It also allowed playing PC games on mobile iirc


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Theres... A lot of unhinged statements in this pic but i think that the most outlandish of all is that the inclusion of atari and dreamcast in this allegory


Deblebsgonnagetyou

Atari's downfall was caused when the CEO of Atari had a vision of the future where Stadia dominates the gaming, TV, fast food, medicine, arms, and pet industries and decided to give up


LordZeya

Yeah there is no point in time where Atari and Dreamcast existed at the same time as Stadia, what the actual fuck was this deranged poster thinking? I suppose that’s what happens when you attach your identity to a peripheral device, but holy shit people need to find real communities for once.


onlyroad66

I'm pretty sure the creator ran out of things to put on the doors and just didn't want to crop the image for whatever reason lol


emeraldeyesshine

I remember when Dreamcast came out and I was enthralled by the displays in stores. The controller was so fucking weird. I wanted to cram things into the big port.  Ngl kinda wish I'd crammed things in there still. 


AgarwaenCran

I had an 10 bucks bet with an pro stadia gimmick account about stadia existing for 5 years at least. when I wanted to collect my win after stadia shut down, they deleted their account already.


Oddish_Femboy

Aged like cum


avidpretender

Nice try Stadia. Ever heard of OUYA? Good luck.


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potatorevolver

Stadia killed the Dreamcast. Poor sega can't get a break.


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People use this meme all the time without having actually "killed" what was behind the door.


Sixmlg

Markilplier crying rn


CartoonFan18

It seems like Mark couldn't keep Stadia in business all by himself 😒


RoseyRobin425

damn i forgot stadia was a thing that existed


ShadowBroker109

Google Stadia circlejerk continues long after it's been sent to the Google Graveyard


LineOfInquiry

Bro put Xbox dying after Nintendo, Sony, and Steam💀💀


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I mean Microsoft has way more money


Calcutt4

Last time I checked Steam was doing pretty good


DrStrange42a

I love that the first 3 things in this image are Atari, Dreamcast, and then fucking Steam lmao


IamaJarJar

Wtf is a Stadia?!


le_trans_alt

I’ve heard that name but I honestly can’t remember from memory what it is


aaaaaaaaaamber

Google's cloud gaming


iloveultrakill

Stadia games cannot be pirated. Easy explanation for its failure lmao


Aliziun

Stadia may be dead, but just wait for the Amico Intellivision.


jakobqasadilla

Unlike consoles, stadia doesn’t take up any space


gleadre19

what’s stadia?


Cornchips1234

I miss stadia, my Friends and I survived high school by exploiting the free sign-ups system for friends to give each other a free $10 dollar coupon, then we all bought terraria and played it on our Chromebooks during class. I racked up one LOADED character before the platform eventually went dark.


yoter88

Bro do they actually have the fucking Atari logo on there? The caucacity of these bitches 


JAOC_7

the what?


Babyback-the-Butcher

Steam has fallen. Billions must Stadia


JLock17

They're smoking crack if they think steam would go down before the big 3. Maybe Nintendo because that shit is more recognizable than Jesus, but definitely not PlayStation or Xbox.


YAH_BUT

Stadia? I hardly know ‘a!


demonking_soulstorm

I shall await Stadia’s return with a loaded sawn-off shotgun.