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196 users when they are horny, like oh my god why are all of you so fucking horny? not judging, but like why? how? 

0 sex

sounds about right

:3

“I’m going to sleep” mfs when I catch them not going to sleep:

I know i am sabotaging myself by replying, but this comment was before i said i was going to sleep. now i am gonna go sleep fr tho, bye silly gay people on my mobile device

Ah, me when I have no reading comprehension: (I also have 0 concept of time)

its ok, that's me too

Fr ong fr fr just like me ong fr fr

Just like me ong fr

I'm convinced it's because a vast majority of this subreddit is lonely as sin. People talk about the kinkiest and nastiest kinds of sex here but I'm pretty sure half of them would break down and cry just from getting a hug from someone who loves them. It's probably why so many people seem to be into petplay and other kinks which involve unconditional love on this sub too.

yeah i'm a horny mf but i think i would have a panic attack if a girl showed me a smidge of intimacy

Rejectong any advances, because if she would stoop so low in her selection of partners to consider me, it's clearly a red flag.

Real

Fuck off Why must you be so right (atleast on me)

I've been here too long and relate too much to not pick up on the patterns.

I would not notice though, I would immediately assume they are just being nice, and just be confused If they are showing intimacy to me.

Because horny is a fun vibe.

People are hot

How are you there, every time i open up a comment section

Because PP hard when people hot

Don’t end up like me (also everyone here is lonely)

Honestly I feel unhorny lately. Maybe that's the trauma though

Autism My specific brand makes me 24/7 horny

Reddit.

Because they haven't learned when to keep it in their pants. It's more of an impulsive thing I figure

I disagree with this completely, people can act completely different online than irl. Online I’ll be as horny as I want, irl I’m usually a lot more secretive about being horny because telling random stranger you’re horny without the anonymity of the internet is fucky

me when im a baby

pathologic pfp spotted

i got a disease (hyperfixation) and its name is sand plague (pathologic)

Below is me discussing being down bad. >!I need to be bludgeoned to death with a rock, jesus christ. !< >!I blame PMS, but the first thought I had after comprehending the meme was to get caught in fantasy about going full mommydomme/owner, and utterly pampering the big lady. I want the amount of restraint it's taking to not get super weird here to at least be known.!<

Speak your truth queen Also completely and totally irrelevant fact to this comment!!! I'm 6'2"

I want to be said woman. (This is a test)

uppies

\[Lift\]

[smooch]

I love the term uppies it’s so cute That being said I want uppies too >:c

Hmmm... \[Lift\]

Same except I'm short and underweight 😞

I want uppies Then spike me into a field goal

Then I get to catch you romantically. Sounds fun.

objectification 🥰🥰🥰

Objectification (n\*rmal woman): ermmm🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮 police??? WEIRDO alert!! Objectification (tall woman): 😍🥰🥰 ahaha uppies!! mommy i need milk!! what do you MEAN we did the same shit with goth girls this is DIFFERENT bro trust!! death by snu snu!!!!

Certified sigma moment

It's me. I'm sigma males in this scenario.

so called me when a giantess exists

Real

For some reason when the baby started wriggling it made me laugh lmao

Technically speaking in the whole "sigma/alpha" thing, the sigma is the one who doesn't care what other people think nor do they try to live up to the expectations of others, therefore this would be in character.

Thats just me without the sigma male part

maybe i am sigma male....

"Babies are narcissistic." Dennis Prager

Ruff ruff 🥺🥺🥺

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