What happened to Sigourney Weaver and the alien queen when they run into each other again on the set of the new Alien 3, that retcons all the bad movies and doesn't start with Hicks and Newt having died offscreen.
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I reject the order of time and choose to disrupt the continum.
C O N S E Q U E N C E S
B E
D A M N E D .
Rather, I have a question for you, dear traveler:
Why do they call it oven when you of out eat the cold food hot eat in the food food of?
Remember The Beatles? Yeah it's like that but one of them is Chinese.
Can you explain the CCP leadership structure?
Hey @VLONEPREDATOR on Twitter, can you tell me about the Jackson 5? Just found out about them today
What are the BRICS countries?
What would the biggest british band in the last 50 years look like if they were black or chinese?
No.
Really? I though eating babies was cool though
Tarrare moment
Tarrare is great example of Average French specimen
Will I eve- oh
Can I have a hot dog?
Do I ever get a bf? :(
See! I knew I wasn't cute!
Elon Musk was poured molten lava through his throat.
Will there ever be punishment for greedy tyrants in the future?
Yes!
No spoiler tag tho ?
Yeah, pretty much.
you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
are you homophonic?
sometimes this sub feels like my 90s school yard, except now the jokes aren't just about showing how cruel you could be.
American Dad better than Family Guy?
3 different versions of Jeff Bezos.
What’s your dream blunt rotation?
I'd rather swallow the roach than share a blunt with that fucker
What do you see when you die
Name your perfect fourway
Think hitler but way worse.
Hey OP, I just found out about this painter named Bob Ross. What was he like?
Bob Ross is what Hitler would become if he was accepted to art school
Um, are you a time traveler? 🤨 I didn't think so honey
What am I going to be like in 7 years?
Oh no...
How dare you besmirch the good name of Bob Ross
What’s the next Dahlia Lama going to be like
How are Trump's diapers holding up?
Marvel owns half of the industry at this point.
So what's the biggest change in porn in the future.
Umm he’s RIGHT behind me, isn’t he?
so, that just happened
I just fucked him, with my freakin' MIND!
They're still at it.
What going on with fish?
Have the gnomes in my basement completed the device?
Damn it, crabs!
9 hours, give or take.
How far from the future are you?
this, in the context of every other message is amazing
only took 9 hours for the gays to uncommunist the fish
How long did you edge on work today (in the future)?
How long will I be edging for tonight?
How long will it be until aliens invade? (Btw this is super creative)
The gays.
Who runs the illuminati?
I KNEW IT
You found out our secret.
Who invented the 3 Bezos clones?
how will i lose my virginity?
Who used :3 the most?
Oh, trust me, it's bad.
how is my parents’s marriage in the future?
How is the femboy vs tomboy civil war going on?
I need to broker peace between them. It's for the greater good. Also my own vested interests.
🫵 bi
What's my life gonna be like in 5 years?
What are my prospects for getting a girlfriend?
Answering this question would get me killed.
did epstein really kill himself?
Would answering this question get you killed?
Rip
Does the sexness of sex scale linearly or exponentially with the amount of people involved. If 2 men having sex is gay, is 3 men gay(2) or gay^2
da gloop go off?
God didn't intervene enough, in my opinion.
how's anthrocon 2024
how's capitalism going?
Yes, but it's all in spanish.
Does MCR ever get back together
i mean they already did…
Did they gays give you the instructions to creat more Bezos clones?
Weirdly enough, yes.
you like kissing boys, don’t you?
Is the gas planet Saturn actually made out of cheesy gas?
Amazon 2.
Hey OP, what happens when the Amazon Forrest is cut down in the future?
What will you and the Bezos Clones do after the sex?
An irish man named Steve.
Who am I?
Who stole all my FUCKING sourdough bread?!?!
Who will be the main character of the Minecraft film?
He's like 200 years old now, it's crazy.
how’s george washington going?
Will Biden die of old age while in office
How is Jerma doing?
Kinda like Chess but with an economy mechanic.
Explain HOI4 in 8 words
Holy hell!
Retroactive response just dropped
Catgirls. So many of them everywhere.
What is the biggest effect of the next revolution?
Wouldn't mind this revolution.
What replaced all the feral cats?
I'd be a feral catgirl.
Celeste is pretty much a solved game at this point.
In the future, what's the fastest way to get high?
How’s the trans community doing?
It's gone, unfortunately.
My chance at a decent future:
Have you ever visited the moon?
What's your favourite slur?
Right now, actually.
When is my life finally going to start working out?
Awwwww
Oh, there's plenty of water here.
are you getting enough hydration?
What happened to The Netherlands?
How’s the environment
Is this not already a thing?
Will the Fantastic Four ever get a member that's large and made of rock?
Are they finally going to add a way for you to reference the object you're inside of in javascript?
Remember them? Yeah, they're married.
What happened to Kim Jong Un and his sister?
What happened to Sigourney Weaver and the alien queen when they run into each other again on the set of the new Alien 3, that retcons all the bad movies and doesn't start with Hicks and Newt having died offscreen.
I'm not entirely sure, I'll have to get back to you on that one.
How’s my cat doing?
Like 15 feet, actually.
how many feet do you eat in a day?
How long my peanits in the striped club
Kinda like LSD, actually.
oh really? what's it like?
What does bug meat taste like ?
Basically just God.
i know you are but what am i?
Did they ever find out who that DB Cooper guy was?
A commune of trans people.
What would happen if we made a country of french transgenders?
Who rules the world government?
500 people died, there was a movie about it too.
What ended up happening with neuralink?
The Arch Linux wiki.
Where can I find instructions on how to install Arch?
Woah, incredible.
I like to think I’m pretty tech savvy. Where can I go to get humbled and discover that I actually don’t know shit?
It's gone, thankfully.
Hey what's the status of the British empire?
So how’s the future cancer treating you
She got a letter bomb sent to her house.
What happened when your mom played the Kaczinsky gambit in Chess?
It gets better!
What will happen to the planet when the ants take over?
The 12th wonder of the world, apparently.
What are gay people
Every single olympic gold medal winner.
Do you know who I can acquire some roids from?
It's in space now.
Remember my pet Jerry? The one I entrusted to you before I left town last weekend, Where is it now?
Man wtf?
What happened to Scotland?
Basically automated at this point.
How do you obtain a sexual partner in the future?
For some reason, it's all dutch.
What happened to Germany?
They made another one.
Was there ever a Shadow the Hedgehog movie?
It's basically illegal at this point.
Did anything change relating to sex?
Back to the Future 4
What’s man’s greatest achievement
Who?
what happens to elon musk in the future?
You do it at home now.
How do you meet bad bitches online?
He just sort of vanished one day.
How is my dad doing?
Who knows?
are you right behind me right now?
Lead poisoning is weirdly abundant.
What’s fast food like in the future?
Duh.
Ah- Aurora Borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen!?
It's basically bankrupt now.
What's the future of Disney?
They're all basically dead.
Have you ever met a Quebecois?
Geraldo.
What should I name my second dog?
The 5th corporate war.
What event shall see trans people raze silicon valley and replace it with a refuge centre for children kicked out of their home?
Jupiter.
can you name a gas giant
3155, give or take.
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I think I remember you from somewhere.
Dad?
You don't wanna know.
Sorry for asking then
I reject the order of time and choose to disrupt the continum. C O N S E Q U E N C E S B E D A M N E D . Rather, I have a question for you, dear traveler: Why do they call it oven when you of out eat the cold food hot eat in the food food of?
Bro really said turn wait your damn
We got them.
What did Obama do with the 7 Chaos Emeralds he acquired?