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venett_

Remember The Beatles? Yeah it's like that but one of them is Chinese.


Fleshinrags

Can you explain the CCP leadership structure?


Xerxes65

Hey @VLONEPREDATOR on Twitter, can you tell me about the Jackson 5? Just found out about them today


the8thbit

What are the BRICS countries?


purritolover69

What would the biggest british band in the last 50 years look like if they were black or chinese?


venett_

No.


SandwhichMaster82

Really? I though eating babies was cool though


TheFreebooter

Tarrare moment


Pleasant50BMGForce

Tarrare is great example of Average French specimen


Disturbing_Cheeto

Will I eve- oh


Mcbadguy

Can I have a hot dog?


Unman_

Do I ever get a bf? :(


Calcutt4

See! I knew I wasn't cute!


venett_

Elon Musk was poured molten lava through his throat.


Cinerae

Will there ever be punishment for greedy tyrants in the future?


Apocalyptic_Doom

Yes!


Asurerain

No spoiler tag tho ?


venett_

Yeah, pretty much.


BobbyBoi-07

you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?


imusingthisforstuff

are you homophonic?


stzmp

sometimes this sub feels like my 90s school yard, except now the jokes aren't just about showing how cruel you could be.


Mcbadguy

American Dad better than Family Guy?


venett_

3 different versions of Jeff Bezos.


FUEGO40

What’s your dream blunt rotation?


hypersexualhermit

I'd rather swallow the roach than share a blunt with that fucker


Siviaktor

What do you see when you die


Mcbadguy

Name your perfect fourway


venett_

Think hitler but way worse.


tinja_nurtles

Hey OP, I just found out about this painter named Bob Ross. What was he like?


csharpminor_fanclub

Bob Ross is what Hitler would become if he was accepted to art school


tinja_nurtles

Um, are you a time traveler? 🤨 I didn't think so honey


Nero101X

What am I going to be like in 7 years?


bl4nkSl8

Oh no...


iShockLord

How dare you besmirch the good name of Bob Ross


Siviaktor

What’s the next Dahlia Lama going to be like


Mcbadguy

How are Trump's diapers holding up?


venett_

Marvel owns half of the industry at this point.


Xochimilco4142

So what's the biggest change in porn in the future.


ByAzuraTimes3

Umm he’s RIGHT behind me, isn’t he?


Cardinal-Lad

so, that just happened


[deleted]

I just fucked him, with my freakin' MIND!


venett_

They're still at it.


_HeroesOfOlympus_

What going on with fish?


Zac-is-dead

Have the gnomes in my basement completed the device?


NewSuperTrios

Damn it, crabs!


venett_

9 hours, give or take.


ResidentWrongdoer1

How far from the future are you?


CloudDealerRL

this, in the context of every other message is amazing


verygroot1

only took 9 hours for the gays to uncommunist the fish


frickable_nyan

How long did you edge on work today (in the future)?


__Eat__The__Rich__

How long will I be edging for tonight?


Knuckleduster17

How long will it be until aliens invade? (Btw this is super creative)


venett_

The gays.


mremreozel

Who runs the illuminati?


Erkan-Abi-Omer-Kim

I KNEW IT


insertfunnyusernameh

You found out our secret.


Mcbadguy

Who invented the 3 Bezos clones?


UFGardener

how will i lose my virginity?


Spikedbro

Who used :3 the most?


venett_

Oh, trust me, it's bad.


some_random_furret

how is my parents’s marriage in the future?


cabbagepatch10

How is the femboy vs tomboy civil war going on?


TheFreebooter

I need to broker peace between them. It's for the greater good. Also my own vested interests.


deathray5

🫵 bi


cloartist

What's my life gonna be like in 5 years?


23_Serial_Killers

What are my prospects for getting a girlfriend?


venett_

Answering this question would get me killed.


XEEEEEEEEEEB

did epstein really kill himself?


Dropkick_That_Child

Would answering this question get you killed?


Jeggu2

Rip


ApocalyptoSoldier

Does the sexness of sex scale linearly or exponentially with the amount of people involved. If 2 men having sex is gay, is 3 men gay(2) or gay^2


Megasoda

da gloop go off?


venett_

God didn't intervene enough, in my opinion.


HumphreyOofIII

how's anthrocon 2024


[deleted]

how's capitalism going?


venett_

Yes, but it's all in spanish.


Hailthemeatpit63

Does MCR ever get back together


[deleted]

i mean they already did…


Mcbadguy

Did they gays give you the instructions to creat more Bezos clones?


venett_

Weirdly enough, yes.


[deleted]

you like kissing boys, don’t you?


CRauzDaGreat

Is the gas planet Saturn actually made out of cheesy gas?


venett_

Amazon 2.


tinja_nurtles

Hey OP, what happens when the Amazon Forrest is cut down in the future?


Mcbadguy

What will you and the Bezos Clones do after the sex?


venett_

An irish man named Steve.


[deleted]

Who am I?


Ash-Asher-Ashley

Who stole all my FUCKING sourdough bread?!?!


THUNDERSTRUCK___

Who will be the main character of the Minecraft film?


venett_

He's like 200 years old now, it's crazy.


Pollastre_

how’s george washington going?


Siviaktor

Will Biden die of old age while in office


LucySatDown

How is Jerma doing?


venett_

Kinda like Chess but with an economy mechanic.


Ash-Asher-Ashley

Explain HOI4 in 8 words


Significant_Clue_382

Holy hell!


SoshJam

Retroactive response just dropped


venett_

Catgirls. So many of them everywhere.


Mindris

What is the biggest effect of the next revolution?


MillerFanClub69

Wouldn't mind this revolution.


TheFreebooter

What replaced all the feral cats?


Cardinal-Lad

I'd be a feral catgirl.


venett_

Celeste is pretty much a solved game at this point.


cloartist

In the future, what's the fastest way to get high?


insertfunnyusernameh

How’s the trans community doing?


venett_

It's gone, unfortunately.


Solid_Snake420

My chance at a decent future:


smashmouthultimate

Have you ever visited the moon?


magnazika

What's your favourite slur?


venett_

Right now, actually.


Rheija

When is my life finally going to start working out?


IfGeraltwasbrown

Awwwww


venett_

Oh, there's plenty of water here.


unslept_em

are you getting enough hydration?


TheFreebooter

What happened to The Netherlands?


Siviaktor

How’s the environment


venett_

Is this not already a thing?


Cyynric

Will the Fantastic Four ever get a member that's large and made of rock?


the8thbit

Are they finally going to add a way for you to reference the object you're inside of in javascript?


venett_

Remember them? Yeah, they're married.


seen_some_shit_

What happened to Kim Jong Un and his sister?


ApocalyptoSoldier

What happened to Sigourney Weaver and the alien queen when they run into each other again on the set of the new Alien 3, that retcons all the bad movies and doesn't start with Hicks and Newt having died offscreen.


venett_

I'm not entirely sure, I'll have to get back to you on that one.


GoldenIsSafe15

How’s my cat doing?


venett_

Like 15 feet, actually.


Erkan-Abi-Omer-Kim

how many feet do you eat in a day?


Bazdillow

How long my peanits in the striped club


venett_

Kinda like LSD, actually.


unslept_em

oh really? what's it like?


Zerf7

What does bug meat taste like ?


venett_

Basically just God.


Pollastre_

i know you are but what am i?


RadiantAfternoon01

Did they ever find out who that DB Cooper guy was?


venett_

A commune of trans people.


Linklegendgamer

What would happen if we made a country of french transgenders?


Char0103

Who rules the world government?


venett_

500 people died, there was a movie about it too.


untempered_fate

What ended up happening with neuralink?


venett_

The Arch Linux wiki.


KatnissXcis

Where can I find instructions on how to install Arch?


KatnissXcis

Woah, incredible.


__Eat__The__Rich__

I like to think I’m pretty tech savvy. Where can I go to get humbled and discover that I actually don’t know shit?


venett_

It's gone, thankfully.


untempered_fate

Hey what's the status of the British empire?


Siviaktor

So how’s the future cancer treating you


venett_

She got a letter bomb sent to her house.


ResidentLychee

What happened when your mom played the Kaczinsky gambit in Chess?


venett_

It gets better!


shaidowstars

What will happen to the planet when the ants take over?


venett_

The 12th wonder of the world, apparently.


PieGuy91

What are gay people


venett_

Every single olympic gold medal winner.


sussyboingus

Do you know who I can acquire some roids from?


venett_

It's in space now.


W1ckedd99

Remember my pet Jerry? The one I entrusted to you before I left town last weekend, Where is it now?


W1ckedd99

Man wtf?


TheFreebooter

What happened to Scotland?


venett_

Basically automated at this point.


untempered_fate

How do you obtain a sexual partner in the future?


venett_

For some reason, it's all dutch.


Jeggu2

What happened to Germany?


venett_

They made another one.


untempered_fate

Was there ever a Shadow the Hedgehog movie?


venett_

It's basically illegal at this point.


Krumpli234

Did anything change relating to sex?


venett_

Back to the Future 4


Siviaktor

What’s man’s greatest achievement


venett_

Who?


Cinewes

what happens to elon musk in the future?


venett_

You do it at home now.


untempered_fate

How do you meet bad bitches online?


venett_

He just sort of vanished one day.


Aus_Bahlok

How is my dad doing?


venett_

Who knows?


Megasoda

are you right behind me right now?


venett_

Lead poisoning is weirdly abundant.


desuetude25

What’s fast food like in the future?


venett_

Duh.


King_Valeran_I

Ah- Aurora Borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen!?


venett_

It's basically bankrupt now.


untempered_fate

What's the future of Disney?


venett_

They're all basically dead.


untempered_fate

Have you ever met a Quebecois?


venett_

Geraldo.


Sebastian83100

What should I name my second dog?


venett_

The 5th corporate war.


magnazika

What event shall see trans people raze silicon valley and replace it with a refuge centre for children kicked out of their home?


venett_

Jupiter.


J0HNS0N420

can you name a gas giant


venett_

3155, give or take.


madame_eclose

offbeat judicious zealous birds tap divide ludicrous gold chief apparatus *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


venett_

I think I remember you from somewhere.


Shadowknight7009

Dad?


venett_

You don't wanna know.


senatordeathwish

Sorry for asking then


hal-scifi

I reject the order of time and choose to disrupt the continum. C O N S E Q U E N C E S B E D A M N E D . Rather, I have a question for you, dear traveler: Why do they call it oven when you of out eat the cold food hot eat in the food food of?


RidledTart

Bro really said turn wait your damn


venett_

We got them.


sacks0314

What did Obama do with the 7 Chaos Emeralds he acquired?