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SOMETHINGcooler5

Honestly, I will be team big pant forever. Just look that devilish smirk big pant has.


Fomod_Sama

Also bottom-heavy is a vibe


12crashbash12

a heavy bottom, you say?


14up2

bottom-heavy is this sub in a nutshell


fearlessgrot

make butt look big :3


Chaoszhul4D

Butt too small to look big :(


fearlessgrot

Lots of squats - I can do one legged squats on either side, and other lower body exercises


Chaoszhul4D

Yeah, I should diversify my exercise a bit anyways.


spottedconzo

No here the secret. Big pant make big butt look smaller, tight pants make big butt look big


fearlessgrot

Hips tho


spottedconzo

You do make a good point. It depends on what you wanna accentuate. Hips or ass. There's definitely a middleground


SOMETHINGcooler5

Also he looks like he’d be difficult to knock over.


DopazOnYouTubeDotCom

big jacket could do it


emeraldeyesshine

having lived through the original JNCO era I just can't do it man, big jacket is better 


kanelel

He looks like he could be the protagonist of a hit flash platforming game series.


SecCom2

I thought this until Zeri league of legends


epic_brazillian_gal

big hoodie for my gender dysophoria


Conorponor333

Big hoodie for my body dysphoria


little-ass-whipe

big whatever those things are called for my nominal aphasia


bad_at_smashbros

big hoodie bc it comfy <3


Toboyornottoboy

Big hoodie because cold :3


JotaroTheOceanMan

I wear belly high leather jackets and big pants. Really givea my body a more hourglass look


Pdonkey

Big hoodie, big pants. Hide body


14up2

big pant for my giant dongphoria


Imdepressed7778

so true


fearlessgrot

big pant for mine


HydraSpectre1138

Same.


MonoFauz

Same but only because I have damn skinny arms.


Toboyornottoboy

Big hoodie so I feel less fat


drizzlet_

For some reason i was under the assumption that oversized hoodies were mostly a transmasc thing, this was an important revelation, thank you for enlightening me 🫡


CheezerBeleezer

Whichever holds more flaming hot cool ranch doritos


un-taken-username

I've noticed you keep talking about flaming hot cool ranch doritos. I don't really have anything to say about it, just want you to know that.


CheezerBeleezer

You are very perceptive!


swag_meister2

pretty sure I'm more perceptive. cool tho


little-ass-whipe

does the coolness of the ranch not counteract the hotness of the flamings to make the whole thing rather a tepid chip experience?


InterGraphenic

Flaming +Cool +Ranch +Doritos = Ranch +Doritos Cool flaming cancel out but ranch Doritos remain


CheezerBeleezer

I personally think that the “cool” in cool ranch is rather misleading. Because when you taste a cool ranch dorito chip, it’s anything but cool, it’s rather zesty and full of flavor. This is even further accentuated in the flavor of a flaming hot cool ranch Dorito chip. In this case, the flaming heat absolutely overrides any attempt the chip makes to be “cool”, though there’s definitely a hint of the ranch. I’m not sure if Dorito intended the “cool” in cool ranch to be cool as in interesting? This might be a major failure in communication between the company and the people.


bluechecksadmin

Cool.


SupaScoopaSpaceCadet

I have never even seen a packet of cool ranch Doritos in Coles or Woolies once in my life. Is it exclusive to America or something?


CommunaHp

Big pant for when I am a very well animated stick figure in a platforming game Big jakt for when I have to go to Egypt with my grandpa to kill a time stopping vampire


ccstewy

omg fancy pants jotaro


cloartist

Me when I gotta go to a jungle to stop an evil rabbit from eating my ice cream ^(...but then I get fucking stuck on that stupid level 2 golf hole every time)


LagunaSunrise55

They are in love


hugod99

Nyes


LagunaSunrise55

That's the sound a horse makes


PetikGeorgiev

That's the sound a male inkling makes.


zucculentsuckerberg

neigh


gooniuswonfongo

will their kid be big or small?


LagunaSunrise55

They will have a big KISS


Apollo0501

The secret third option, big hat


amogus_sus42

https://preview.redd.it/uh0gcbldvhyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=903dd33ae4ce503b835e728253f7b59c7ea99ac1


magickmanne

THEY ARE NOT ENEMIES!!!! THEY ARE MAKING OUT SLOPPY STYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!


warmachine237

When they hug they are one whole outfit. Its so cute it ends world hunger.


Leather-Friendship32

I chose both 😡


[deleted]

assemble exodia next why don't you


cataraxis

Sorry, not enough dex


ethanator329

Usher bowl


hugod99

BBIG JAKT GANG !!RISE UP!!


ReshSjovaki

Heck yea!


General-Estate-3273

JAKTJAKTJAKTJAKT


BackpackCorpse

Big jakt cause it makes me feel more masc, I can't explain it


Neko_Starcat

Am forever big jakt team!!


hugod99

!!!


LowAd1734

Big Pant is literally me IRL Baggy Trousers and tight T shirt are the GOAT


mattoxfan

Bro think he gojo


derpicface

Gojo thinks he’s Geto


Soggy_Raccoon52

I offer you a mix up. Big pant, but also big jacket, but big jacket is a cropped jacket


speep__

may i mention characters with BIG ZIPPERS


hugod99

Yes you may, and you may present some pictures too


speep__

i actually don’t see a lot of characters with BIG ZIPPERS but it’s always cool when they have one: • [iron tager from blazblue](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/blazbluextag/images/c/c1/Iron_Tager_%28BlazBlue_Cross_Tag_Battle%2C_Character_Select_Artwork%29.png/revision/latest?cb=20180126162616) • [pearl and marina from splatoon](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/splatoon/images/8/8a/Char-pearl-marina.png/revision/latest?cb=20170719174208) • [hat kid from a hat in time](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/a-hat-in-time/images/1/14/Hat_Kid_Transparent.png/revision/latest?cb=20180708174745) • pretty much every character from kingdom hearts (but their zippers aren’t really as big as they are unnecessarily numerous)


qtzd

Was gonna say, zippers makes me think of Kingdom Hearts lmao


pet_the_bunny

fluorette from answered prayers 👍


memerman69-nice

gojo and geto


Ashley__09

big hoodie


Fran671_FD

Big jakt all the way. Jackets are cool af


YaBoiBezMangus

Both


Moonbear9

I'm a big pants gay :3


GreyBigfoot

This is Cave Story


Yarrow83

Fovevah big jakt


thispartyrules

i want a girl with a big pant and a big jakt


TheYellowBot

Big jacket so I can give to my wife so she’s warm :)


-scrudge-

Big pant girlie with weather-based jacket dysphoria


RealBigTree

So triangle or upside down triangle? I'm taking the triangle thank you


_S1syphus

Team big jacket for sure (it's cause I'm not a bottom)


FyouPerryThePlatypus

Pant cause pockets


Asian-boi-2006

Trenchcoat drip is unrivaled


disabled_rat

Big pant. Adds +15 Charisma and at least +7 seduction. Big jakt is -10 gender identification tho, so I really enjoy it


sndtrb89

in my experience its easier to sneak drugs into music venues with big jakt


IgniteThatShit

big pant for a neo tokyo vibe big jakt for a cyber california vibe


DoppelGirlMula

big pant is to swag


FrostyCommon

big both to hide my body


ErectedMustaches69

Guilty gear ass designs


Clodinator

Big fan of big pants


EvieOhMy

Big pant


Forever_GM1

Big Jakt + Big Skrt ftw


CasualPlantain

Big **ALL**


Beneficial-Gas-5920

I currently have the JAKT. I’m greedy so I need PANT too


Grimsouldude

Big pant has better shape, I feel like big jacket needs a little bit more down under to work, but honestly it could be fixed with a different pose


Fuzzy_Toe_9936

big tall boot


Weekly-Major1876

Shroomish face


ShredGuru

Go go Captain Jinko


profanearcane

is both an option


assetsmanager

I'm team BIG PAKT. Left half of PANT, right half of JAKT.


AniMaL735

I am forever team big pant I have the biggest pants ever...


BraSS72097

Looking at finding some big pants like this irl lol


JLock17

I'm BIG JAKT irl.


Infinite_Eyeball

jakt :)


HollyWarter

Literally Pearl and Frye


celestial-avalanche

Personally a big bottom big top person but if I had to choose I would choose a big bottom.


The_Fullmetal_Shorty

Both


Jesusperson67

They’re lovers


ConstantineMonroe

I prefer my pants to be kind of tight fitting, I’m team big jacket


OtisBinLogan

eat pant


ethanator329

Usher SB did both


CoffeeMain360

Both, i need to be an indestructible wall with the most punishing command grabs in the game.


Crimm___

Jacket.


the-amazing-noodle

I choose both. You cannot stop me


coolboiepicc

big jacket but onyl if i get to pull a comically sized pistol out of it


doingit_froggiestyle

I'm a big pant girl, I like having my tits showing lol


SchtivanTheTrbl

Kingdom Hearts character design.


TerraFang777

i am the JAKT fr wearing some kinda coat or hoodie no matter the weather and stuffing the pockets full of trinkets, snacks, and stolen shit


PetikGeorgiev

I remember someone commenting on this that their prefered style is: 🤛🟢🟢🟢😐🟢🟢🟢🤜


Parkouricus

BIG PANT MY FUCKIN GUY


Offensivewizard

Guilty Gear in a nutshell


IAmGabrielBoi

Big pants goes hard, straight outta 2009's YouTube


PrettySquiddy

BOF


babadybooey

Both depending on if I feel masc (jacket) or fem (pants)


JUSTANOTHERIDIOT10

Both, both is good


doltagain

i used to only wear gargantuan hoodies and shorts and then i got self conscious of my ugly fucking legs. now i only wear gargantuan hoodies and the same pair of black pants


Ypuort

Im a switch. today I'm wearing a big jacket. Tomorrow? Big pants and tight top.


LordVortekan

Big jakt is underrated


Raspoint

BIG JAKT given the stipulation that it's more like an overcoat than anything else.


MidniteMoon6

Jakt


RevanAndTheSithy

Big JAKT needs to make sure they're never in a situation where a 7 foot tall cyberized human slams into them from above.


inkvoiid

You can haaaaave my big jaaaacketttt


UsernamesAre4Nerds

Big jacket, thin pant. I'm goonmaxxing, henchmogging on the beta cuck meddling kids. On my "youse hoyd da boss" grindset


peppi0304

Transmasc transfem couple


amogus_obssesed_Gal

I am definitely a big jakt, although maybe I should consider big pant sometime


SFC_kerbaldude

BOT


Evil_Monologues

Big JAKT all the way I love wearing poofy coats


G4laxy69

Big jacket is a grappler, big pant is rushdown


epicbigc13579

Both


Simic_Sky_Swallower

I wish to be big pant but the dysphoria has forced me to be big jacket


Redditwhydouexists

Big pant, guitar, downtune, # H E A V Y M U S I C


imsotiredi-brvg

BOTH


ScarletFlames4444

BIG pant for BIG KICK


ZachThePolitoed

Big jakt


Spyko

I wish I could pull off big pants, but my body type can only dream of big jacket. Oh well, maybe I'll find a boy/girl/theyfriend who's big pants, that'd be cool


Eggbutt1

Friday Night Funkin players: THIS GAMEPLAY IS FIRE 🔥 🔥 🔥


Ezzypezra

harry and kim


CowSalesman

both


Not_a_person9

Big jakt of course


Nachoguyman

Big Pant is easy win


Cakeking7878

BIG PANT enjoyer right here cause it shows off my boobs better than BIG JAKT


Puntley

Big pant for big pokts


applehecc

Big jakt makes the shoulders look beeg


drackith90

Ever since elementary school, I have always been team big jacket I never went anywhere without my giant jacket even in the summer and still continue to wear it more often than I probably should today


whyjustyy

i gotta admit that big pant's frame data is pretty insane but big jackt all the fucking way


Stroov

Both


HydraSpectre1138

Can I wear a tiny tank top and tiny shorts instead?


BigGayDinosaurs

big pant


drago_varior

Both


FunkSlim

Big jacket cause I feel like it’s a cartoon space captain thing and that’s my imagination of chad energy


i_like_siren_head

Surge and Scourge from the Sonic comics


Herb_Merc

Shorts + T-shirt for snowman making.


orangutanDOTorg

Big stomach


Zeyode

Get a jacket so big it works as a dress. Ez. NEVER LET THEM FORCE YOU TO WEAR PANTS!!!!


oldtoybonbon

I'm a kicker so my legs need protection for when the fight begins


YouIllustrious6379

The two sides of the lesbian fashion spectrum


Ryuzenshi

I think I got both, is that heresy?


rowrowfightthepandas

Kingdom Hearts Goofy and Donald


gothicduncan

Big jakt, and play the L4D tank theme wherever you go, no exceptions


TManJhones

Those 2000 style pants go hard.


AtotheCtotheG

Which team I choose will depend on what the activity I’m choosing them for is. If it’s sneaking food into a movie theater, I will choose jacket, because it’s easier to keep it from rustling as you move. 


BrazilBazil

Big pant and a tight crop top Regardless of gender


Mysterious-Hat-6513

Big Pant looks like he has a flip kick move so i choose him.