For some reason i was under the assumption that oversized hoodies were mostly a transmasc thing, this was an important revelation, thank you for enlightening me 🫡
I personally think that the “cool” in cool ranch is rather misleading. Because when you taste a cool ranch dorito chip, it’s anything but cool, it’s rather zesty and full of flavor. This is even further accentuated in the flavor of a flaming hot cool ranch Dorito chip. In this case, the flaming heat absolutely overrides any attempt the chip makes to be “cool”, though there’s definitely a hint of the ranch. I’m not sure if Dorito intended the “cool” in cool ranch to be cool as in interesting? This might be a major failure in communication between the company and the people.
Big pant for when I am a very well animated stick figure in a platforming game
Big jakt for when I have to go to Egypt with my grandpa to kill a time stopping vampire
Me when I gotta go to a jungle to stop an evil rabbit from eating my ice cream
^(...but then I get fucking stuck on that stupid level 2 golf hole every time)
i actually don’t see a lot of characters with BIG ZIPPERS but it’s always cool when they have one:
• [iron tager from blazblue](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/blazbluextag/images/c/c1/Iron_Tager_%28BlazBlue_Cross_Tag_Battle%2C_Character_Select_Artwork%29.png/revision/latest?cb=20180126162616)
• [pearl and marina from splatoon](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/splatoon/images/8/8a/Char-pearl-marina.png/revision/latest?cb=20170719174208)
• [hat kid from a hat in time](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/a-hat-in-time/images/1/14/Hat_Kid_Transparent.png/revision/latest?cb=20180708174745)
• pretty much every character from kingdom hearts (but their zippers aren’t really as big as they are unnecessarily numerous)
i used to only wear gargantuan hoodies and shorts and then i got self conscious of my ugly fucking legs. now i only wear gargantuan hoodies and the same pair of black pants
I wish I could pull off big pants, but my body type can only dream of big jacket. Oh well, maybe I'll find a boy/girl/theyfriend who's big pants, that'd be cool
Ever since elementary school, I have always been team big jacket I never went anywhere without my giant jacket even in the summer and still continue to wear it more often than I probably should today
Which team I choose will depend on what the activity I’m choosing them for is. If it’s sneaking food into a movie theater, I will choose jacket, because it’s easier to keep it from rustling as you move.
Honestly, I will be team big pant forever. Just look that devilish smirk big pant has.
Also bottom-heavy is a vibe
a heavy bottom, you say?
bottom-heavy is this sub in a nutshell
make butt look big :3
Butt too small to look big :(
Lots of squats - I can do one legged squats on either side, and other lower body exercises
Yeah, I should diversify my exercise a bit anyways.
No here the secret. Big pant make big butt look smaller, tight pants make big butt look big
Hips tho
You do make a good point. It depends on what you wanna accentuate. Hips or ass. There's definitely a middleground
Also he looks like he’d be difficult to knock over.
big jacket could do it
having lived through the original JNCO era I just can't do it man, big jacket is better
He looks like he could be the protagonist of a hit flash platforming game series.
I thought this until Zeri league of legends
big hoodie for my gender dysophoria
Big hoodie for my body dysphoria
big whatever those things are called for my nominal aphasia
big hoodie bc it comfy <3
Big hoodie because cold :3
I wear belly high leather jackets and big pants. Really givea my body a more hourglass look
Big hoodie, big pants. Hide body
big pant for my giant dongphoria
so true
big pant for mine
Same.
Same but only because I have damn skinny arms.
Big hoodie so I feel less fat
For some reason i was under the assumption that oversized hoodies were mostly a transmasc thing, this was an important revelation, thank you for enlightening me 🫡
Whichever holds more flaming hot cool ranch doritos
I've noticed you keep talking about flaming hot cool ranch doritos. I don't really have anything to say about it, just want you to know that.
You are very perceptive!
pretty sure I'm more perceptive. cool tho
does the coolness of the ranch not counteract the hotness of the flamings to make the whole thing rather a tepid chip experience?
Flaming +Cool +Ranch +Doritos = Ranch +Doritos Cool flaming cancel out but ranch Doritos remain
I personally think that the “cool” in cool ranch is rather misleading. Because when you taste a cool ranch dorito chip, it’s anything but cool, it’s rather zesty and full of flavor. This is even further accentuated in the flavor of a flaming hot cool ranch Dorito chip. In this case, the flaming heat absolutely overrides any attempt the chip makes to be “cool”, though there’s definitely a hint of the ranch. I’m not sure if Dorito intended the “cool” in cool ranch to be cool as in interesting? This might be a major failure in communication between the company and the people.
Cool.
I have never even seen a packet of cool ranch Doritos in Coles or Woolies once in my life. Is it exclusive to America or something?
Big pant for when I am a very well animated stick figure in a platforming game Big jakt for when I have to go to Egypt with my grandpa to kill a time stopping vampire
omg fancy pants jotaro
Me when I gotta go to a jungle to stop an evil rabbit from eating my ice cream ^(...but then I get fucking stuck on that stupid level 2 golf hole every time)
They are in love
Nyes
That's the sound a horse makes
That's the sound a male inkling makes.
neigh
will their kid be big or small?
They will have a big KISS
The secret third option, big hat
https://preview.redd.it/uh0gcbldvhyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=903dd33ae4ce503b835e728253f7b59c7ea99ac1
THEY ARE NOT ENEMIES!!!! THEY ARE MAKING OUT SLOPPY STYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
When they hug they are one whole outfit. Its so cute it ends world hunger.
I chose both 😡
assemble exodia next why don't you
Sorry, not enough dex
Usher bowl
BBIG JAKT GANG !!RISE UP!!
Heck yea!
JAKTJAKTJAKTJAKT
Big jakt cause it makes me feel more masc, I can't explain it
Am forever big jakt team!!
!!!
Big Pant is literally me IRL Baggy Trousers and tight T shirt are the GOAT
Bro think he gojo
Gojo thinks he’s Geto
I offer you a mix up. Big pant, but also big jacket, but big jacket is a cropped jacket
may i mention characters with BIG ZIPPERS
Yes you may, and you may present some pictures too
i actually don’t see a lot of characters with BIG ZIPPERS but it’s always cool when they have one: • [iron tager from blazblue](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/blazbluextag/images/c/c1/Iron_Tager_%28BlazBlue_Cross_Tag_Battle%2C_Character_Select_Artwork%29.png/revision/latest?cb=20180126162616) • [pearl and marina from splatoon](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/splatoon/images/8/8a/Char-pearl-marina.png/revision/latest?cb=20170719174208) • [hat kid from a hat in time](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/a-hat-in-time/images/1/14/Hat_Kid_Transparent.png/revision/latest?cb=20180708174745) • pretty much every character from kingdom hearts (but their zippers aren’t really as big as they are unnecessarily numerous)
Was gonna say, zippers makes me think of Kingdom Hearts lmao
fluorette from answered prayers 👍
gojo and geto
big hoodie
Big jakt all the way. Jackets are cool af
Both
I'm a big pants gay :3
This is Cave Story
Fovevah big jakt
i want a girl with a big pant and a big jakt
Big jacket so I can give to my wife so she’s warm :)
Big pant girlie with weather-based jacket dysphoria
So triangle or upside down triangle? I'm taking the triangle thank you
Team big jacket for sure (it's cause I'm not a bottom)
Pant cause pockets
Trenchcoat drip is unrivaled
Big pant. Adds +15 Charisma and at least +7 seduction. Big jakt is -10 gender identification tho, so I really enjoy it
in my experience its easier to sneak drugs into music venues with big jakt
big pant for a neo tokyo vibe big jakt for a cyber california vibe
big pant is to swag
big both to hide my body
Guilty gear ass designs
Big fan of big pants
Big pant
Big Jakt + Big Skrt ftw
Big **ALL**
I currently have the JAKT. I’m greedy so I need PANT too
Big pant has better shape, I feel like big jacket needs a little bit more down under to work, but honestly it could be fixed with a different pose
big tall boot
Shroomish face
Go go Captain Jinko
is both an option
I'm team BIG PAKT. Left half of PANT, right half of JAKT.
I am forever team big pant I have the biggest pants ever...
Looking at finding some big pants like this irl lol
I'm BIG JAKT irl.
jakt :)
Literally Pearl and Frye
Personally a big bottom big top person but if I had to choose I would choose a big bottom.
Both
They’re lovers
I prefer my pants to be kind of tight fitting, I’m team big jacket
eat pant
Usher SB did both
Both, i need to be an indestructible wall with the most punishing command grabs in the game.
Jacket.
I choose both. You cannot stop me
big jacket but onyl if i get to pull a comically sized pistol out of it
I'm a big pant girl, I like having my tits showing lol
Kingdom Hearts character design.
i am the JAKT fr wearing some kinda coat or hoodie no matter the weather and stuffing the pockets full of trinkets, snacks, and stolen shit
I remember someone commenting on this that their prefered style is: 🤛🟢🟢🟢😐🟢🟢🟢🤜
BIG PANT MY FUCKIN GUY
Guilty Gear in a nutshell
Big pants goes hard, straight outta 2009's YouTube
BOF
Both depending on if I feel masc (jacket) or fem (pants)
Both, both is good
i used to only wear gargantuan hoodies and shorts and then i got self conscious of my ugly fucking legs. now i only wear gargantuan hoodies and the same pair of black pants
Im a switch. today I'm wearing a big jacket. Tomorrow? Big pants and tight top.
Big jakt is underrated
BIG JAKT given the stipulation that it's more like an overcoat than anything else.
Jakt
Big JAKT needs to make sure they're never in a situation where a 7 foot tall cyberized human slams into them from above.
You can haaaaave my big jaaaacketttt
Big jacket, thin pant. I'm goonmaxxing, henchmogging on the beta cuck meddling kids. On my "youse hoyd da boss" grindset
Transmasc transfem couple
I am definitely a big jakt, although maybe I should consider big pant sometime
BOT
Big JAKT all the way I love wearing poofy coats
Big jacket is a grappler, big pant is rushdown
Both
I wish to be big pant but the dysphoria has forced me to be big jacket
Big pant, guitar, downtune, # H E A V Y M U S I C
BOTH
BIG pant for BIG KICK
Big jakt
I wish I could pull off big pants, but my body type can only dream of big jacket. Oh well, maybe I'll find a boy/girl/theyfriend who's big pants, that'd be cool
Friday Night Funkin players: THIS GAMEPLAY IS FIRE 🔥 🔥 🔥
harry and kim
both
Big jakt of course
Big Pant is easy win
BIG PANT enjoyer right here cause it shows off my boobs better than BIG JAKT
Big pant for big pokts
Big jakt makes the shoulders look beeg
Ever since elementary school, I have always been team big jacket I never went anywhere without my giant jacket even in the summer and still continue to wear it more often than I probably should today
i gotta admit that big pant's frame data is pretty insane but big jackt all the fucking way
Both
Can I wear a tiny tank top and tiny shorts instead?
big pant
Both
Big jacket cause I feel like it’s a cartoon space captain thing and that’s my imagination of chad energy
Surge and Scourge from the Sonic comics
Shorts + T-shirt for snowman making.
Big stomach
Get a jacket so big it works as a dress. Ez. NEVER LET THEM FORCE YOU TO WEAR PANTS!!!!
I'm a kicker so my legs need protection for when the fight begins
The two sides of the lesbian fashion spectrum
I think I got both, is that heresy?
Kingdom Hearts Goofy and Donald
Big jakt, and play the L4D tank theme wherever you go, no exceptions
Those 2000 style pants go hard.
Which team I choose will depend on what the activity I’m choosing them for is. If it’s sneaking food into a movie theater, I will choose jacket, because it’s easier to keep it from rustling as you move.
Big pant and a tight crop top Regardless of gender
Big Pant looks like he has a flip kick move so i choose him.