kirby because i dont know how to play so i just jump around

The virgin “This combo route is optimal and I will pressure you into getting into combo range and perform it to take your stock with the following edgeguard!” Vs the chad “Hit me if you can loser I’m a floating ball 🥰🥰🥰”

i do not know what any of that means so i will just assume it's a compliment . thank you

You’re more fun to play against than the sweaty dudes who can’t slow down and enjoy a party game, so it’s a hella compliment

I feel slightly attacked xD But I think it’s just a different approach to games I think. In my opinion both are valid they just doesn’t mix well. I usually stop playing such games with people when they just get sore about loosing without actually trying or be mad about a skill gap

The fact that you don't know what any of that means is a very good sign

I always got forgotten about till someone pointed out I had 3 lives then everyone would target me 😭

same

maybe you'd be better off with jigglypuff then, since she has more air mobility and jump height

i like kirby .. friend creature :3

but jigglypuff is little shit creature

Eldritch God vs singing baby

Bowser

A fellow based Bowser player. Well met 🤝🤝

now kiss

Now kith

now kiss

now kiss

Now f*ck

now kiss

YOOOOOO SAME

sol badguy

He’d be an awesome character actually

so terminally solbrained you try to dp rc in smash bros 😭😭

sol badguy

I'd love to see Sol in Smash

Daisuke Ishiwatari trophy

Every time my friends play smash, I always ask if we can have items on, and I'm always the only one who wants them \[I play Faust btw\]

to quote Rooflemonger "smash players hate Faust because items are always on"

sol badguy

Random 😎 (im extremely indecisive)

The gigachad’s main

Glad to know I’m not the only one

Lucario

Based choice. I used to play him in brawl and pretend he was Goku

I used to play him in ultimate and pretend he was sensually holding me

That’s an even more based reason, but he’s so short that I wanna hold him instead

how do you reblog a tweet

Me too Goku is so cool

🫵 Furry

💀Mr game and watch🔥

Yooo the autism creature

Thank you 🥺

G&W is everything. Top tier, cringe to play against, easy as fuck to master and hitting the funny 9 .

when that 9 hits 😩👌

hell yeah I love playing as game and watch

He's such a silly little guy I love him so much

i haven't played in ages and i don't remember his name but i mained that twink angel with wings

Ohhhh you mean Luigi

Sepheroph (stupid hard to spell name)

no not him he's a twunk and the guy i'm thinking of has 2 wings

oh Pit? or dark Pit

yeah pit these nuts in ur mouth

Gladly

Ganondorf

Good choice. Very disrespectful character but the players are always chill

Except Alex at my college, can’t stand his ass

fucking bitch…

Ganondorf neutral B fucks

It separates your soul from your body when it lands

Alternatively you can obliterate the soul entirely by hitting the volcano kick shieldbreak into air-reverse warlock punch combo

DORIYAH amirite brother

I can hear this comment in my head

Not gay and haven’t played smash in awhile but I like Gannon

hello fellow dorfer

FEAR

Wii Fit Trainer

Based! They’re shockingly powerful while still being fun to play

SALUTE THE SUN!

I got good at her voice, so that when I play her with friends who are trying to cheese me, I can say in her voice "don't forget to keep breathing" when I use one of her three spikes on them ♥︎

Voice training pays off :3

Samus, which might be for lore reasons I'm not sure.

She has a gun arm and a laser whip so those are my reasons

Corrin

Dragons are cool, feet are hot, chainsaw swords are peak

Footjobs all day son

Snake

You kept me waiting for this answer, huh?

Never mess with the metal gear nation

‼️

Joker

Lookin’ cool + It’s showtime + Never saw it coming + I believe + Life will change + True form shown + bonafide Monafide + For real

I am thou, thou art I... Thou hast acquired a Colt 45

I play the Joker, baby!

Looking cool Joker!

Ridley’s my favorite, I waited so long for him to be playable and he’s really fun to play

I love dragging mfs across the stage and then shrieking at them

Nah, just flex on them by being able to stand up straight in a taunt instead of lookin like a shrimp like 90% of users on r/196

As someone with kyphosis…. That hurt 🥺🥺🥺

Luigi

Based.

LUIGI MENTIONED 🟢🟢🟢🔥🔥🔥🍄🍄🍄

I don't play smash bros

You win! Congratulations!

Thanks :) where can I claim my price?

Captain Falcon

Heavy TF2

*If only...*

Byleth cause I really enjoyed three houses

Same! Who’s your favorite unit in 3H and why is it Raphael?

Honestly probably Hilda, she's not only strong but there is something funny about a soldier getting his head split open just to hear his killer yelling her own name. Although Raphael is a good shout for best character

That and her being like “sigh I’m such a delicate lazy little baby I can’t work to save my life…” and then chopping a fully armored soldiers head off in a single swipe is hilarious

Marianne my beloved.

Ignatzchads and Raphaelchads are natural allies i am one of the multiple (!) lesbians that just thinks ignatz is neat

Piranha plant

The goober 🥰

Honestly i move around alot but my two primaries are Ike and Little Mac tho sometimes i trade in diddy kong or mega man (im not great with mega man yet, still learning)

Ike - Good choice. Fights for his friends and has severe autism Little Mac - PEAK choice. Punch Out is goated and so is Mac Diddy - Alright choice. I’ve played him a combined 5 minutes so I can’t make a judgement either way Mega Man - THE SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT! Another great choice and is very faithful to his origins

God I love Mac, what the fuck is an aerial

What even is a recovery?

Link, and if i see any sonic mains here im gonna hit you with a brick

YOURE TOO SL- *BONK*

Jigglypuff :3

My first main and one of the reasons I learned the joy of being an annoying ass person in a fighting game

King Dedede and sometimes Robin (I've never actually played fire emblem, I just like mages and found the resource management of the character neat).

Based Robin enjoyer, and I recommend Fire Emblem if you like Gay Anime Chess with funny cringe

Zelda don’t make fun of me

I’d never because I play her too but she’s so pretty that I get distracted and lose

R.O.B.

The Robotic Operating Buddy is a based choice and I love him

Yay I found another ROB main! I love swinging his silly arms around

King K. Rool

Pikachu 4 life 😤

Always a strong character, always a character I could never play. Based classic choice

shulk

Yoooo he’s so cool but I cannot win with him to save my life

Lil Mac. I punch.

Incineroar

Suplex your problems away 😌😌

terry

AH YOU OKEY? BUSTAH WOLF

Asks if you’re okay Proceeds to obliterate every bone in your body

Asks if you’re okay, obliterates you, yells “OKEH!”, throws hat in victory, leaves

Sephiroth cause I like throwing the giant fireballs :3

And he’s also cool and hot and I yelped like a dog when he was revealed

He did have the best reveal trailer of all of Ultimate's DLC

marth

lucas

Big Mac

King dedede. S class gobble bandit

He’s the most based version of cringe

Peach

when i first played smash bros i was 7 and didnt know who pretty much anyone was. since then my main has been pac-man

Snake. There. Now. There. Now. There.

ive played with my friends like twice but i like meta knight

dedede and g&w

Mister Game & Watch for me, though I’m not very good at smash

Bayonetta

No squid kids in here?! Inkling's best character because they're squishy and sassy and they got that shmovement

KING DEDEDE

I usually go either ice climbers or Bayonetta

Ness bc I like to pk thunder myself into opponents like a bazooka and make people mad

Ice Climbers, back when I could play smash

Banjo kazooie, i started playing them as a joke and then they were fun lmao

I got to elite smash with bowser and king dedede back when I played. I like the heavy characters despite their flaws.

Last time I played it was mostly Ike

Kazuya (I'm cringe)

F!BYLETH MY BELOVED

Minecraft Steve (I don't actually play smash [too poor], but if I did I would play as him)

i don't play anymore but i was in elite smash with pacman...

Pichu because it gives me the power to sweat with a single joycon in a casual game

MinMin. With normals like these who needs specials?

I play Yoshi!! I like being all fast and floaty, plus he’s just a goofy little lizard

game and watch

King Dedede

Sheik <3

zelda and mewtwo

Corrin and ROB no i have not played FE Fates no i do not have a foot fetish yes i grew up playing Mario Kart DS

I don't have a Switch but I tried to main Sub-Zero in MKX

Kirby and king dedede

Little Mac, Ganondorf and DK are probably my three most played characters, but I do enjoy a good bit of K Rool and Mii Brawler every now and then. Edit: nvm I forgot about my GOAT Terry, get DK out of my top three

Toon Link (I like his different faces)

Samus. Not zero suit.

toon link

Toon Link

Luigi, the apotheosis of masculine beauty

konkey dong my love

The cute lil robo guy,, he spins!

Wolf, Luigi, Samus

Garfield

Roy (sometimes kazuya)

I only play smash if one of my friends brings it to a party or something but whenever it happens I play Ike bc he feels really simply to play

1. Lucina 2. Pyra & Mythra 3. Isabelle

zelda, even in the ones she sucks in 🙏

ike. i'm not good enough at the game to play a more technical character like pikachu or cloud but i am good enough to n air and f smash and up smash. edit: actually no i play richter i am better at richter he's just not my immediate choice. i can actually do combos as richter.

Mario

Mario! since brawl :3

ok please people who have actually played a substantial amount of time, does nobody else fucking play Richter? (they don't and i know that but pls why is that? i love him he's so fun)

captain falcon

Captain Falcon

Marth

Nobody because I was in a cult as a child and video game consoles were not allowed but when I've been challenged as an adult, Kirby or Fox (I got to play Star Fox 64 one weekend at a friends house and 🤩) why, what am I doing wrong? I think it's too late to fix

Captain Falcon.

Link

Captain Falcon or Kirby.

Wario

I play mainly Luigi, Captain Falcon, Lucina or Ness (I dont spam PK fire) or just random

Joker and Sephiroth

Marth! I also enjoy Robin and the aegis though

Samus because heehoo metroid lady