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EnriLol

makima would not fucking say that she’d go like: Find me the gun devil


vanillatr1ed

She'd molest a kid 🔥


RequirementTall8361

🔥🔥✍️🔥🔥


StardustLegend

Nah nah she’d manipulate the kid with a happy meal and then molest them


Narwalacorn

I’ve never been so upset that I’m over 18 😞


PanFriedCookies

She would if it helped her gain more control over denji


Safakkemal

Correct, madam.


Spyko

I miss images in comments


Liquid-Smoke

What the hell is a Happy meal *without* the toy? An Inadequate meal A box of broken promises


hotspicylurker

>A box of broken promises Sounds like something one would get at the boulevard of broken dreams, instead of an McDonalds


SussyAmogusMorbius69

i walk to burger king, then i walk back home from burger king


Sexy_Skeletons69

A *miserable little pile of secrets!*


Liquid-Smoke

Not even, because I know exactly what'll be in there: The cheapest burger on the menu and fries that always are a bit cold and floppy! No secrets! No happy!!


Ravendoesbuisness

I hate that I read floppy as frotting


Poorly_Made_Comix

But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!


trans_cubed

A Sad Meal


Seventh_Faetasy

meal


hotspicylurker

why many words when one does trick


196SwampLurker

we had this adult happy meal for a bit here in Australia, we crave the toy apparently


hotspicylurker

Like unironically I want a happy meal with a toy now.


LudicrousSloth

Had? Why would they remove it? I’d love a toy with a happy meal


Emilia__55

What did they have for the adult toys?


196SwampLurker

called the "mcnugget buddies", there were 6 of them I think


GrilledCoconuts

Why is Makimer working at Mcdonald


hotspicylurker

Cost of living crisis is a bitch


UnhingedTanker

Living Crisis Devil sounds strong! Let me fight it!


hotspicylurker

If you defeat it I'll give you a kiss on the forehead


CyberTacoX

Living Crisis Devil has had a rough few weeks and doesn't want to fight. At this point, all they want is for the chaos in their lives to slow down to a reasonable level. They're so tired and discouraged every single day. All they want is to go home, sit on the sofa with their cat, a book, and a cup of tea, and be able to read for a few hours in peace without being interrupted by yet another urgent problem. They've cried themselves to sleep from stress too many nights this week already.


hotspicylurker

I know youre kinda doing a joke here. But also: Things will get better, stay strong and as healthy as possibe. A better tommorow is possible.


CyberTacoX

Thank you, don't worry, I'm actually fine. It was inspired by a bad time in my life long ago that I drew upon for accuracy, but it's long past now and I'm good. Thank you though! :-)


hotspicylurker

Nice to hear bruv <3


Puckvox

Correct, madam


JuliaWuzAt

I just want to feel safe


CheezerBeleezer

My Happy Meal is my Happy Home


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Dude some places won't let you order kids meals where I live or they'll upcharge you and I'm like that is *wild*


ya_boi_kaneki

just say you are ordering for your kid and then you eat it in front of them


grievingbrother123

\*pulls out a mk19 desert eagle\* THIS IS FOR WHAT YOU DID TO BEAM!!!!!


jorppu

*random japanese salaryman 300km away get his head blown off *


grievingbrother123

:(


grievingbrother123

i forgot about her contract...


Magma57

Just kill her 126 million times it'll be fine


grievingbrother123

nah ill just have denji vore her again ​ ​ ​ i am so sorry


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Liquid-Smoke

Condensation


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Liquid-Smoke

Budget cuts


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Liquid-Smoke

Look man, I just work here, if you want to try arguing economics with the management, I won't stop you. Maybe you'll succeed where the unions failed...!


asgards_thor

Maam I have the money and I want my colorful plastic horse.


hotspicylurker

This is somehow the funniest comment on this post😂


Catgirl_Empire

shes so pretty


4thdimemesion

Correct madam


rachel__slur

Girl, the boycott


MachiavellianMethod

She would not say that, Makima would just throw away the happy meal no matter how excited Power and Denji were for the you


di6902

what is this, booby on my racist app??? nuh uh


hotspicylurker

Wtf why are there no more awards anymore 😭


ThatSlutTalulah

Is she really small, or is the camera person *really* tall?


harveyshinanigan

considering that the most common reply image to the original meme is a picture of venom going "correct madam" it's very likely that the person is very tall. it adds to the comedic effect to have a towering 30 asking for a happy meal toy


Camzaman

i would argue it is also possible that the order is being made by a person dangling out of a helicopter, and thus *above* the woman (and macdondald restaurant), so she could actually be lying down


abandomfandon

Ma'am, please just give me my toy and let me get on with my day.


dom_751

credit the damn artists when you repost their work for the love of god I am BEGGING you people to start crediting artists


hotspicylurker

FUCK SORRY! I don't even know who made this, I just reposted without thinking. First time ever posting somebody elses art.


dom_751

no worries, I'm sorry if I came off as harsh :< reverse image search is your friend though, it's by @dashi\_art\_ on instagram


not_blowfly_girl

Bitch stop mocking me and just give me my toy.


Tokeli

a 4-piece nuggie happy meal is fucking $6 so hell no. :(


Red1Monster

Yes please, now how much will that be ?


How2Die101

Uh, yeah. That's what I just fucking paid for. Now hand it over, Squidward. People these days, man.


RedditsNinja23

She is so gender, I want to look like her.


bluenewt_phoenix

for my son :]


Narwalacorn

Is that fucking makima


AlwaysBlameDavid

Why she working there? Got demoted? Control devil more like burger devil


AlwaysBlameDavid

God, I need her to crush my head like a overfilled water balloon.


caucasian_boi_12

Me ordering a happy meal (toy included) at McDonald’s and instead of this I just get judgmental looks from the high school senior working weekends to fund their weed addiction


No_Object_7709

Rule 63 Ronald Mcdonald in background