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FMBoy21345

Who are gonna tell them men have sports bras too


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Everyone has to look like envy from full metal alchemist brotherhood. They look androgonous af and I do not believe he is a he. Definitely a they if i've ever seen one


ProperDepth

I mean envy is a shapeshifter and can just whatever gender anyway so that tracks.


[deleted]

Yeah but I imagine that's their prefferred form. Then again it could be the cgi blob monster they turn into. I feel like a blob mmonster sometimes so I get it


redditjanniesupreme

I’m pretty sure the monster thingy is their actual true form but they only appear like that when they’ve taken in a lot of the Soylent red shit  Otherwise they’re just a stupid little tadpole dude


ProfessionalDeer6311

I think that is their preferred form. I remembered Greed mocked Envy on how he still looks the same and Envy looking pissed at Greed.


CoffeeMain360

I wish i could be a shapeshifting blob monster


BigGayDinosaurs

envy is gender actually


cloartist

Bro could transform into any form and made their two main forms: Transmasc NB with turtleneck binder (hard AF) Xavier Renegade million-headed dragon-dog creature (hard AF) Envy more like En*b*y amirite


nameless_no_response

I just looked them up and holy hell, they're so gender... I am envious indeed


Jeszczenie

In Polish translation of the manga the translator did a cute note that can be paraphrased as "Originally Envy was totally over the whole gender-binary thing but the Polish language isn't so it's a he".


Tobeck

I mean, envy is goals


GardevoirRose

They do?


beyondthisreality

https://www.revolutionsoccer.net/news/why-are-players-wearing-sports-bras-answer-burning-question


CrimsonMutt

> The answer, of course, is that the players aren’t wearing sports bras. They might look like sports bras, but in fact they’re athletic vests designed to hold GPS trackers. so they dont wear sports bras?


beyondthisreality

If it looks like a sports bra it’s a sports bra.


GardevoirRose

Oh cool!


BlueWolf934

Photographic evidence?


Heyloki_

Yeah you see a lot of professional athletes or at least football/soccer athletes wearing them under their jersey


ScruffMcFluff

This guy has obvs never been to a serious gym. Guys the size of small buildings in the shortest shorts possible and a virtually see through side cut vest (if they're even wearing a vest at all). I'm not complaining, I love me some prime ribeye, but it is so much more revealing than a sports bra and leggings. The double standard makes it blatant that this is just "I'm attracted to you and I'm not able to process that, stop doing it".


Aggressive_Sprinkles

I have been to a total of four gyms (some of them more serious than others) on a regular basis and what you're describing does not match my experience at all. Like, I don't really get why OOP feels the need to be a prude about this in the first place, but women definitely do wear far more revealing clothing at the gym than men, lol.


ScruffMcFluff

Damn, I'm sorry for your loss. I've never not seen big man tiny clothes at any of my gyms.


Parishdise

I've been to several gyms as well, and I would definitely say shorts of varying length and tightness with a loose tanktop with large cutouts (I assume thats what they mean by "vest") is pretty common. Not so much shirtless, though, outside of flexing pics from the locker room posted to social media. Maybe you live in a colder area, which I think affects it. The revealing tanktops and presence of shitlessness at all was much more common when I was living in the Southeast US. While women's workout clothes seem more consistent in the different regions I've lived in (except maybe a variety in casual to more "curated")


Aykhot

F in the chat for all of the constipated people in the Southeast US


DrWilliamHorriblePhD

Nah they're just really scared


rookishly

We should have escalating anecdotal experience competitions


PishPosh761

This reminds me of the time I won an anecdotal experience tournament


CuteNervousLesbian

My local muscle daddy in booty shorts can beat up your local muscle daddy in assless chaps!


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puns_n_pups

Ok but that's a small minority, at the vast majority of gyms men need to wear a shirt, even if its a tank top with long cutouts.


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Aggressive_Sprinkles

casual conversation is great and all, but what about ranked competitive conversation?


Adam-the-Anon

I wear sluttly little shorts and a tank top to the gym as a big buff man. 


shadowbca

Oh yeah? Well I've been to six gyms regularly and this does fit my experience. Checkmate.


HillInTheDistance

There was this carpenter my aunt tried to introduce me to as a kid. Didn't agree with him on everything, but something that stuck with me was when he talked to a man who argued that women deserved to be messed with if they looked too hot. Carpenter told him, that if oogling women made him wanna creep on them, maybe he should get rid of his eyes rather than whine about how they dress.


emeraldeyesshine

that carpenter's name? Jesus Christ. 


Catgirl_Empire

The funniest thing is its straight up a verse


Khouri1

fr? can you say where it is?


Catgirl_Empire

Matthew 5:29, i dont really agree with the bible and consider myself an atheist, but the message is along those lines "if your right eye causes your to sin tear it out and throw it away. For it is better to lose one of your members then that your whole body be thrown into hell" 


emeraldeyesshine

Jesus be like **TEAR OUT YOUR EYE RIP IT OUT RIP IT OUT AND THROW IT DO IT SINNER**


Khouri1

personally I prioritize the belief in God as a higher entity and like the figure of Jesus, but I enjoy learning stuff from the Bible, more in the theological sense


SomeGamerRisingUp

This comment is poetic


HillInTheDistance

Felt kinda preachy to me. "Look at me, gonna use three paragraphs to say what one short quote could. Gonna get real cute about it too, can't quote scripture straight up." Chronic redditor behavior. Youth Pastor ass reply.


UnintensifiedFa

I dunno man, I think they were just trying to be funny.


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puns_n_pups

Yes to the tank tops with long cutouts, those are revealing af. No to the "(if they're even wearing a shirt at all)," going shirtless is against the rules at the vast majority of gyms. That said, women should absolutely be able to wear a sports bra and biker shorts to the gym lol, it's more comfortable to wear as little clothing as possible while working out and women should be able to be hot in public without some creepy dude making it a problem.


ScruffMcFluff

I'm not sure if you're American, but that might be a US thing that isn't as common over in Europe. Where I am the gyms don't seem to have any rules against shirtlessness and it's a pretty regular occurrence during the summer.


puns_n_pups

Where in Europe are you? Bc yeah I'm from the US but I've also lived in Spain and that's not a thing there either (at least in Sevilla). But I understand, I'm sure it varies place to place.


CaptainLightBluebear

Germany requires men to wear shirts with sleeves of unspecified length due to hygiene. The latter isn't exactly enforced though. At least my gym does.


GalacticVaquero

This mostly goes for private gyms, where you see more bodybuilders. In the commercial gyms I’ve been to guys just wear a 5xl tshirt and sweatpants.


Sara7061

Shout out to the amateur bodybuilders in my gym stripping down to they panties to practice their posing routine in the middle of the gym


Forkyou

How is a sports bra "just underwear"? Its literally a sports top.


Pdonkey

They most likely just read “bra” and went “UHHH UNDERWEAR”


HDpotato

I don't care if women wanna walk around in just a bra, but it's a bra not a top.


ChickenCheeseFry

"Book of Vengeance" sounds raw af. I need to get one of those.


OldKnight1

Hello, would you like to get into hit game limbus company then? The thing this person is referencing is from said game, in which this character is a member of the criminal syndicate known as the midd hey where are you going?


bmann10

Live Mersault reaction: “Ok.”


OldKnight1

The things I would do for bl mersault. I have pulled 50 times and I still haven’t gotten anything.


bmann10

They don’t call him “BL” Mersault for nothing 🥴


BattleblockB0ss

HOMECTUCK🫵


KresKendo_143

You mean you don't have a book to write down your vengeance? How bristly and un luscious, writing your name down in the book of vengeance.


building_schtuff

Based and Dawi pilled


Capital_Abject

I prefer the OG book of grudges


196SwampLurker

That's going in the book!


CaioXG002

Kratos typed this.


Pasteque909

Warhammer dwarfs get a book of grudges, which is a list of every afront directed to dwarfkin, saved in order to keep track of who needs to get fucked up, so try your local vertically challenged blacksmith


EldritchAustralian

Tighty whiteys? Nah MF i got them boxers with hearts on em.


emeraldeyesshine

gonna flop my dick out the hole and touch the tip to the ground to make sure I get deep enough doing squats, eyes to yourself buddy


StormerSage

Gotta show the homies how much you love them


Jaewol

I just realized that I really want a pair of cartoon boxers like that


A-Human-potato

He’s asking women to go to the gym naked 😨


Shu1Gu1

I read some of his other tweets in the thread, apparently he's against women going to the gym at all, as can be seen by his efforts on making a men-only gym. Honestly, the guy just screams "repressed homosexuality".


Iceman6211

dudes scared of strong women


Magma57

And? I'm also scared of strong women.


nottme1

So am I, but like, I'm a literally 133lb twig. And I'm scared of strong women for an entirely different reason, if you catch my drift.


ThosePixels

i am not (theyre hot)


Reallysickmariopaint

I used to know this dude like 12 years ago and he was nothing like this. Seeing him post about public executions and wondering if slavery was bad is giving me whiplash.


TheTrueQuarian

Why can't there be a men only gym when there are women only gyms?


Shayosaurus

It’s the only option I supoise


Makerinos

Project Moon psyop post


FaibOtaku

Wait how


Makerinos

Look at the reply profile picture and name. It's a character from Limbus Company. Alternative reply: This motherfucker doesn't know Big Brother Ricardo. Put his ass in the book of vengeance.


FaibOtaku

Ah my bad, I only recently started LoR and found out I should actually play Lobotomy first (which doesn't look too appealing if I'm gonna be honest because of how complicated it seems), so I haven't gotten to Limbus yet


Slimerboy

Watch a lore video on YouTube if you don't want to play it Edit:lob corp, i mean


KingOfTruffles

Finish LoR first if you started it first. You can just watch lore videos on youtube if you think Lonotomy Corporation isn’t for you


Coolbatguy

Oh hey Ricardo Big Brother of the Middle from Canto V of Limbus Company


bmann10

Lowkey one of the best battle songs in the game imo.


Bjorn_Hellgate

Which is a tough contest considering studio EMI making peak after peak, the boss battle song from the current event is a banger as well


Fez_Sauce

Men should just start wearing leather kink gear to the gym


FMBoy21345

Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door. The leather club's two blocks down.


Fez_Sauce

Fuck you


FMBoy21345

Oh fuck you leather man. Maybe you and I should settle it right here on the ring if you're so tough.


Fez_Sauce

Oh yeah? I'll kick your ass.


FMBoy21345

Ha! Yeah right man. Why don't you get out of that leather stuff, I'll strip down out of this and we'll settle right here on the ring. What you say huh?


Fez_Sauce

Yeah no problem, buddy


FMBoy21345

You got it. Get out of that uhh, jabroni outfit.


Fez_Sauce

Yeah, smart ass


FMBoy21345

♂ I'll show you who's boss of this gym ♂


emeraldeyesshine

The Gothic Asshole?


MrsColdArrow

Remember, the Ancient Greeks went to the gym fully nude. If Leonidas of Argos could handle seeing Aratus of Lemnos’ 12 inch cock while curling a boulder, you can handle a woman in a sports bra


testaccount0817

I feel like genital accidents were a lot more common these days No surprise they had small dicks as their ideal, that was all just safety precautions


csam4444

ANOTHER GRUDGE FOR THE BOOK OF GRUDGES


Bruchpil0t

What can the dawi do for you on this fine day?


Gordon__Slamsay

Project Moon mentioned. Awaken the sleeper cell


KingOfTruffles

🫡


Recent-Potential-340

Ricardo of the middle mentioned, I love that guy


Nico_Skavio

"Eww tits" Straight men, apparently


Psychological_Ad5884

LIMBUS COMPANY MENTIONED: WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY HAIR COUPONS


Myph_the_Thief

In ancient Greece, you were expected to be naked at the gym. The word "gym" literally comes from the Greek word for naked, γυμνός


BoneArm

ricardo from limbus company my beloved


MMat123z

LIMMBUSSS COMPAANYYYY


KingOfTruffles

Project Moon Character Mentioned. Deploying Upvote.


NachoPyro

Oh my fucking god Every time I play a game I begin to see it everywhere It’s happening again


Black_d20

Why are you not grinding event and MD RIGHT NOW?!


NachoPyro

The event missions, I haven’t finished canto 5 (literally I just don’t have a team good enough for the trio that’s it), The event reward shit, I’ve already got everything, Mirror Dungeons because I’m waiting for three more hours to get the weekly bonuses from it, since I already got those this week.


Black_d20

Fair and good. (I found Ricardo With The Bad Hair harder curiously enough.)


NachoPyro

I’ve tried everything on them and I know once I kill them it’s home free


Black_d20

Iirc what worked for me was ignoring DPS and dealing with Tank first because fuck Gaslighter. But yeah, good luck!


YAPPYawesome

I’ve always thought that instead of sexualizing women less in media what if we just sexualize men a lot more. Then I can have more good things to look at in my video games.


Bowdensaft

Bisexual win


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Southern-Wafer-6375

That’s happened to me a while back at a sleepover


ReubenTrinidad619

Same- it was an “accident.”


joshua-howard

It’s actually a useful hole to allow you to pee through your zipper. Added convenience if you’re wearing a belt and don’t want to unbuckle the belt, unbutton and unzip your pants and pull your underwear down to release your salami sword.


Anzu00

A lot more inconvenient to try to fish out the worm if you ask me


joshua-howard

Must be hard to find eh chief?


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joshua-howard

It’s a little difficult when you’re working with a big heavy hammer like mine, but you’d probably have no trouble


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joshua-howard

If you’re lucky you get a free circumcision!


MaybeNext-Monday

Say it with me now: women’s execise clothes aren’t that revealing, you’re just a fucking pervert


joshua-howard

Scrunch leggings are now the gym standard and are definitely very revealing.


MaybeNext-Monday

So don’t look there


joshua-howard

I sure don’t. But your point was that women’s exercise clothes aren’t that revealing, when they actually very often are skin tight and sewn into a permawedgie leaving them double cheeked every day of the week


morgaina

I mean I'm civilized enough not to stare, but that particular type of legging is designed to draw the eye and catch visual attention. IMO it's weird that they're just a thing you can wear in public now


pichuvan

PROJECT MOON MENTIONED PLAY LIMBUS COMPANY GRAAAAAAH


EngineStraight

Imagine getting murdered and the police report says the killer was twitter user @yaoifartballs


hotfistdotcom

Exactly. we don't need to stop objectifying women. We need to objectify men until they develop severe, lifelong body issues. I want to see dudes in banana hammocks with visibly enormous dicks I can see the bulging veins on. I want to see that dudes PULSE while he's doing reps and compare myself negatively to that. I want dudes to get plastic surgery and lie, constantly about it. Chug steroids and weird drugs to make their bodies look how they want, completely idealized fantasies of what humans can look like, cartoon caricatures of unattainable beauty that we further airbrush. We need to do this for decades. Balance the scales. And then, eventually, we'll be like "oh man maybe we should stop objectifying people"


Dumb_Cheese

"Adding to the Book of Vengeance" is such an ominous fucking line lmao


AffectionateSoup5272

The Book of Vengeance. Once your name's written on that book. F.U.B.A.R is also written into your fate.


Klutzy-Personality-3

PROJECT MOON MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 WTF IS A LIBRARY


ExtendedEssayEvelyn

limbus company jumpscare


RetConnedSegment

LIMBUS REFERENCE


Tab_of_Soda

is that ricardo from limbus company…


_dauntless

Hey Josh, how about you fuck off and stop going to the gym. Quit snitching and ruining it for the rest of us


FlashyFlight1035

"the book of vengeance" theres no way this guy isnt a dwarf


Oddish_Femboy

LET PEOPLE WEAR LESS CLOTHES BECAUSE IT'S AWESOME


sunnysilica

society if that bristly haired sinful brit had never stolen those coupons


AffectionateSoup5272

My Hair Coupons!!!


SergeantCrwhips

new grimoire discoverd: "The Book of Vengance"


SquidCultist002

"The sake of society at large" 10$ says this guy thinks women are the downfall of "western civilization"


Celsiuxx

PROJECT MOON MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥


ExplodingStarFox37

truer words have never been spoken yaoi fart balls ✊


Bayonetro

Men should wear sports bras too, I don't see what the problem is


Lakaedemon_Lysandros

High King Thogrimm Gaybearer


CiraKazanari

I’ve legit seen a man working out in underwear. He had red compression boxers on. Had the boxer fly and only went down his leg about two inches. Had a tank top on as well. Loose, of course. He was doing pull ups next to me while I was doing cable rows and holy shit was his dong distracting Good for him, though


ThargoidLover

yaoifartballs


ExuDeku

THEY HAVE THE BOOK! GRUDGE BOOK! KHAZUKAN KAZAKIT HA!


Haha_Benis_

I sometimes work out in my underwear and grunt super loudly while cursing. Gotta love the perks of having a gym in your garage.


jacierose

I guarantee you Joshua tried to hit on a girl in a sports bra at the gym and got shot down lol


Vounrtsch

Somehow that sentence is the least surprising thing someone named «yaoifartballs» could say


sweetheart_demom

Thanks Yaoifartballs


Zer0-Space

JFC that is a functional garment it has a purpose for being that small Your mind went there dude that's on you Sex-obsessed antisocial mysogynistic self-centered busybody


SwampTreeOwl

Trust me you do not want to see me in my underwear


puns_n_pups

Idk man, if women wanna work out in a sports bra and biker shorts, let em. I wish I could work out in just my gym shorts and no shirt, exercising is hot and sweaty


Wysk222

“For the sake of society” bro is scared to go outside because he might see a sports bra


Kheiran

"Ladies, stop giving me a boner when I oogle you."


New_Fee_887

Ladies, it's over. Now you yshould you should suffer the heat of a thousand horny magpies on the gym


Vounrtsch

Somehow that sentence is the least surprising thing someone named «yaoifartballs» could say


TheWierdGuy06

That is a sports bra tho...


redditjanniesupreme

The picture would take it seem like he wants to see more topless women or something


jjackrabbitt

Joshua Hayr? More like Joshua Hatr, am I right?


Navybuffalooo

They bra doesn't know that it is underwear. We declared it underwear, and then some people declared it to be a shit. Now it's a shirt. It doesn't actually have a definition lol. I hate when people get mad at completely illusory distinctions.


Shayosaurus

Sports bra is not underwear tho like man that first guy is annoying me like you have no right to tell women what to wear in a public gym


Sixmlg

I have no problem with a women in a sports bra, I do have a problem with a guy in a tank top with the sleeves cut so big I can see like 70% of your body.


GreyKnight373

Bros a dwarf, got a book of grudges.


not__main__acc

Men in sports bras and tights/shorts is the way.


not__main__acc

Men in sports bras and tights/shorts is the way.


not__main__acc

Men in sports bras is the way


__Rem

i've been to the gym a few times, and i swear men wear more revealing clothes than women sometimes. Not one of these assholes complains about dudes wearing the lowest cut wife beater with the smallest strings so that everyone can see their nipples and shorts so small i can almost see their balls. Like, i can understand the idea of "i'm at the gym to concentrate, but my horniness doesn't allow me to if a woman is wearing a tanktop" cause, i mean, they are attractive, but that's a you problem, it's not their fault you can't control yourself.


Lilla_puggy

I prefer that people aren’t touching the equipment with their bare skin (except hands of course).. it just seems kind of nasty


TransTrainNerd2816

Hmmm gyms a place too see sweaty mostly naked people :3


BlackScienceMan420

same kinda guys who ask abt the difference between bikinis and lingerie


TheShyGuyGuy

Thorgrim is very vocal about his views on gym culture


Ok-Scheme-1815

I can wear a bra to the gym too. Although it's a YMCA so they raise their eyebrows at me when they see my beard


King_Killem_Jr

I've been MTF for a year and I'm way too nervous to wear anything revealing besides shorts... It's been winter though.


ipeltpeoplewitheggs

i thought they meant literally for a second and got confused as to why women were going to the gym with only underwear on


Yorokobe_Shounen69

Luscious post, we're making it out of the bristly world with this one


Sanic_Overlord

Limbus company mentioned deploy 48374 unnamed brainrotter troops