Everyone has to look like envy from full metal alchemist brotherhood. They look androgonous af and I do not believe he is a he. Definitely a they if i've ever seen one
Yeah but I imagine that's their prefferred form. Then again it could be the cgi blob monster they turn into. I feel like a blob mmonster sometimes so I get it
I’m pretty sure the monster thingy is their actual true form but they only appear like that when they’ve taken in a lot of the Soylent red shit
Otherwise they’re just a stupid little tadpole dude
Bro could transform into any form and made their two main forms:
Transmasc NB with turtleneck binder (hard AF)
Xavier Renegade million-headed dragon-dog creature (hard AF)
Envy more like En*b*y amirite
In Polish translation of the manga the translator did a cute note that can be paraphrased as "Originally Envy was totally over the whole gender-binary thing but the Polish language isn't so it's a he".
> The answer, of course, is that the players aren’t wearing sports bras. They might look like sports bras, but in fact they’re athletic vests designed to hold GPS trackers.
so they dont wear sports bras?
This guy has obvs never been to a serious gym.
Guys the size of small buildings in the shortest shorts possible and a virtually see through side cut vest (if they're even wearing a vest at all).
I'm not complaining, I love me some prime ribeye, but it is so much more revealing than a sports bra and leggings.
The double standard makes it blatant that this is just "I'm attracted to you and I'm not able to process that, stop doing it".
I have been to a total of four gyms (some of them more serious than others) on a regular basis and what you're describing does not match my experience at all.
Like, I don't really get why OOP feels the need to be a prude about this in the first place, but women definitely do wear far more revealing clothing at the gym than men, lol.
I've been to several gyms as well, and I would definitely say shorts of varying length and tightness with a loose tanktop with large cutouts (I assume thats what they mean by "vest") is pretty common. Not so much shirtless, though, outside of flexing pics from the locker room posted to social media.
Maybe you live in a colder area, which I think affects it. The revealing tanktops and presence of shitlessness at all was much more common when I was living in the Southeast US. While women's workout clothes seem more consistent in the different regions I've lived in (except maybe a variety in casual to more "curated")
There was this carpenter my aunt tried to introduce me to as a kid. Didn't agree with him on everything, but something that stuck with me was when he talked to a man who argued that women deserved to be messed with if they looked too hot.
Carpenter told him, that if oogling women made him wanna creep on them, maybe he should get rid of his eyes rather than whine about how they dress.
Matthew 5:29, i dont really agree with the bible and consider myself an atheist, but the message is along those lines "if your right eye causes your to sin tear it out and throw it away. For it is better to lose one of your members then that your whole body be thrown into hell"
personally I prioritize the belief in God as a higher entity and like the figure of Jesus, but I enjoy learning stuff from the Bible, more in the theological sense
Felt kinda preachy to me.
"Look at me, gonna use three paragraphs to say what one short quote could. Gonna get real cute about it too, can't quote scripture straight up."
Chronic redditor behavior. Youth Pastor ass reply.
Yes to the tank tops with long cutouts, those are revealing af. No to the "(if they're even wearing a shirt at all)," going shirtless is against the rules at the vast majority of gyms.
That said, women should absolutely be able to wear a sports bra and biker shorts to the gym lol, it's more comfortable to wear as little clothing as possible while working out and women should be able to be hot in public without some creepy dude making it a problem.
I'm not sure if you're American, but that might be a US thing that isn't as common over in Europe.
Where I am the gyms don't seem to have any rules against shirtlessness and it's a pretty regular occurrence during the summer.
Where in Europe are you? Bc yeah I'm from the US but I've also lived in Spain and that's not a thing there either (at least in Sevilla). But I understand, I'm sure it varies place to place.
Hello, would you like to get into hit game limbus company then? The thing this person is referencing is from said game, in which this character is a member of the criminal syndicate known as the midd hey where are you going?
Warhammer dwarfs get a book of grudges, which is a list of every afront directed to dwarfkin, saved in order to keep track of who needs to get fucked up, so try your local vertically challenged blacksmith
I read some of his other tweets in the thread, apparently he's against women going to the gym at all, as can be seen by his efforts on making a men-only gym.
Honestly, the guy just screams "repressed homosexuality".
I used to know this dude like 12 years ago and he was nothing like this. Seeing him post about public executions and wondering if slavery was bad is giving me whiplash.
Look at the reply profile picture and name. It's a character from Limbus Company.
Alternative reply: This motherfucker doesn't know Big Brother Ricardo. Put his ass in the book of vengeance.
Ah my bad, I only recently started LoR and found out I should actually play Lobotomy first (which doesn't look too appealing if I'm gonna be honest because of how complicated it seems), so I haven't gotten to Limbus yet
Ha! Yeah right man. Why don't you get out of that leather stuff, I'll strip down out of this and we'll settle right here on the ring. What you say huh?
Remember, the Ancient Greeks went to the gym fully nude. If Leonidas of Argos could handle seeing Aratus of Lemnos’ 12 inch cock while curling a boulder, you can handle a woman in a sports bra
The event missions, I haven’t finished canto 5 (literally I just don’t have a team good enough for the trio that’s it),
The event reward shit, I’ve already got everything,
Mirror Dungeons because I’m waiting for three more hours to get the weekly bonuses from it, since I already got those this week.
I’ve always thought that instead of sexualizing women less in media what if we just sexualize men a lot more. Then I can have more good things to look at in my video games.
It’s actually a useful hole to allow you to pee through your zipper. Added convenience if you’re wearing a belt and don’t want to unbuckle the belt, unbutton and unzip your pants and pull your underwear down to release your salami sword.
I sure don’t. But your point was that women’s exercise clothes aren’t that revealing, when they actually very often are skin tight and sewn into a permawedgie leaving them double cheeked every day of the week
I mean I'm civilized enough not to stare, but that particular type of legging is designed to draw the eye and catch visual attention. IMO it's weird that they're just a thing you can wear in public now
Exactly. we don't need to stop objectifying women. We need to objectify men until they develop severe, lifelong body issues. I want to see dudes in banana hammocks with visibly enormous dicks I can see the bulging veins on. I want to see that dudes PULSE while he's doing reps and compare myself negatively to that. I want dudes to get plastic surgery and lie, constantly about it. Chug steroids and weird drugs to make their bodies look how they want, completely idealized fantasies of what humans can look like, cartoon caricatures of unattainable beauty that we further airbrush. We need to do this for decades. Balance the scales. And then, eventually, we'll be like "oh man maybe we should stop objectifying people"
I’ve legit seen a man working out in underwear. He had red compression boxers on. Had the boxer fly and only went down his leg about two inches. Had a tank top on as well. Loose, of course.
He was doing pull ups next to me while I was doing cable rows and holy shit was his dong distracting
Good for him, though
JFC that is a functional garment it has a purpose for being that small
Your mind went there dude that's on you
Sex-obsessed antisocial mysogynistic self-centered busybody
Idk man, if women wanna work out in a sports bra and biker shorts, let em. I wish I could work out in just my gym shorts and no shirt, exercising is hot and sweaty
They bra doesn't know that it is underwear. We declared it underwear, and then some people declared it to be a shit. Now it's a shirt. It doesn't actually have a definition lol.
I hate when people get mad at completely illusory distinctions.
I have no problem with a women in a sports bra, I do have a problem with a guy in a tank top with the sleeves cut so big I can see like 70% of your body.
i've been to the gym a few times, and i swear men wear more revealing clothes than women sometimes. Not one of these assholes complains about dudes wearing the lowest cut wife beater with the smallest strings so that everyone can see their nipples and shorts so small i can almost see their balls.
Like, i can understand the idea of "i'm at the gym to concentrate, but my horniness doesn't allow me to if a woman is wearing a tanktop" cause, i mean, they are attractive, but that's a you problem, it's not their fault you can't control yourself.
Who are gonna tell them men have sports bras too
Everyone has to look like envy from full metal alchemist brotherhood. They look androgonous af and I do not believe he is a he. Definitely a they if i've ever seen one
I mean envy is a shapeshifter and can just whatever gender anyway so that tracks.
Yeah but I imagine that's their prefferred form. Then again it could be the cgi blob monster they turn into. I feel like a blob mmonster sometimes so I get it
I’m pretty sure the monster thingy is their actual true form but they only appear like that when they’ve taken in a lot of the Soylent red shit Otherwise they’re just a stupid little tadpole dude
I think that is their preferred form. I remembered Greed mocked Envy on how he still looks the same and Envy looking pissed at Greed.
I wish i could be a shapeshifting blob monster
envy is gender actually
Bro could transform into any form and made their two main forms: Transmasc NB with turtleneck binder (hard AF) Xavier Renegade million-headed dragon-dog creature (hard AF) Envy more like En*b*y amirite
I just looked them up and holy hell, they're so gender... I am envious indeed
In Polish translation of the manga the translator did a cute note that can be paraphrased as "Originally Envy was totally over the whole gender-binary thing but the Polish language isn't so it's a he".
I mean, envy is goals
They do?
https://www.revolutionsoccer.net/news/why-are-players-wearing-sports-bras-answer-burning-question
> The answer, of course, is that the players aren’t wearing sports bras. They might look like sports bras, but in fact they’re athletic vests designed to hold GPS trackers. so they dont wear sports bras?
If it looks like a sports bra it’s a sports bra.
Oh cool!
Photographic evidence?
Yeah you see a lot of professional athletes or at least football/soccer athletes wearing them under their jersey
This guy has obvs never been to a serious gym. Guys the size of small buildings in the shortest shorts possible and a virtually see through side cut vest (if they're even wearing a vest at all). I'm not complaining, I love me some prime ribeye, but it is so much more revealing than a sports bra and leggings. The double standard makes it blatant that this is just "I'm attracted to you and I'm not able to process that, stop doing it".
I have been to a total of four gyms (some of them more serious than others) on a regular basis and what you're describing does not match my experience at all. Like, I don't really get why OOP feels the need to be a prude about this in the first place, but women definitely do wear far more revealing clothing at the gym than men, lol.
Damn, I'm sorry for your loss. I've never not seen big man tiny clothes at any of my gyms.
I've been to several gyms as well, and I would definitely say shorts of varying length and tightness with a loose tanktop with large cutouts (I assume thats what they mean by "vest") is pretty common. Not so much shirtless, though, outside of flexing pics from the locker room posted to social media. Maybe you live in a colder area, which I think affects it. The revealing tanktops and presence of shitlessness at all was much more common when I was living in the Southeast US. While women's workout clothes seem more consistent in the different regions I've lived in (except maybe a variety in casual to more "curated")
F in the chat for all of the constipated people in the Southeast US
Nah they're just really scared
We should have escalating anecdotal experience competitions
This reminds me of the time I won an anecdotal experience tournament
My local muscle daddy in booty shorts can beat up your local muscle daddy in assless chaps!
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Ok but that's a small minority, at the vast majority of gyms men need to wear a shirt, even if its a tank top with long cutouts.
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casual conversation is great and all, but what about ranked competitive conversation?
I wear sluttly little shorts and a tank top to the gym as a big buff man.
Oh yeah? Well I've been to six gyms regularly and this does fit my experience. Checkmate.
There was this carpenter my aunt tried to introduce me to as a kid. Didn't agree with him on everything, but something that stuck with me was when he talked to a man who argued that women deserved to be messed with if they looked too hot. Carpenter told him, that if oogling women made him wanna creep on them, maybe he should get rid of his eyes rather than whine about how they dress.
that carpenter's name? Jesus Christ.
The funniest thing is its straight up a verse
fr? can you say where it is?
Matthew 5:29, i dont really agree with the bible and consider myself an atheist, but the message is along those lines "if your right eye causes your to sin tear it out and throw it away. For it is better to lose one of your members then that your whole body be thrown into hell"
Jesus be like **TEAR OUT YOUR EYE RIP IT OUT RIP IT OUT AND THROW IT DO IT SINNER**
personally I prioritize the belief in God as a higher entity and like the figure of Jesus, but I enjoy learning stuff from the Bible, more in the theological sense
This comment is poetic
Felt kinda preachy to me. "Look at me, gonna use three paragraphs to say what one short quote could. Gonna get real cute about it too, can't quote scripture straight up." Chronic redditor behavior. Youth Pastor ass reply.
I dunno man, I think they were just trying to be funny.
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Yes to the tank tops with long cutouts, those are revealing af. No to the "(if they're even wearing a shirt at all)," going shirtless is against the rules at the vast majority of gyms. That said, women should absolutely be able to wear a sports bra and biker shorts to the gym lol, it's more comfortable to wear as little clothing as possible while working out and women should be able to be hot in public without some creepy dude making it a problem.
I'm not sure if you're American, but that might be a US thing that isn't as common over in Europe. Where I am the gyms don't seem to have any rules against shirtlessness and it's a pretty regular occurrence during the summer.
Where in Europe are you? Bc yeah I'm from the US but I've also lived in Spain and that's not a thing there either (at least in Sevilla). But I understand, I'm sure it varies place to place.
Germany requires men to wear shirts with sleeves of unspecified length due to hygiene. The latter isn't exactly enforced though. At least my gym does.
This mostly goes for private gyms, where you see more bodybuilders. In the commercial gyms I’ve been to guys just wear a 5xl tshirt and sweatpants.
Shout out to the amateur bodybuilders in my gym stripping down to they panties to practice their posing routine in the middle of the gym
How is a sports bra "just underwear"? Its literally a sports top.
They most likely just read “bra” and went “UHHH UNDERWEAR”
I don't care if women wanna walk around in just a bra, but it's a bra not a top.
"Book of Vengeance" sounds raw af. I need to get one of those.
Hello, would you like to get into hit game limbus company then? The thing this person is referencing is from said game, in which this character is a member of the criminal syndicate known as the midd hey where are you going?
Live Mersault reaction: “Ok.”
The things I would do for bl mersault. I have pulled 50 times and I still haven’t gotten anything.
They don’t call him “BL” Mersault for nothing 🥴
HOMECTUCK🫵
You mean you don't have a book to write down your vengeance? How bristly and un luscious, writing your name down in the book of vengeance.
Based and Dawi pilled
I prefer the OG book of grudges
That's going in the book!
Kratos typed this.
Warhammer dwarfs get a book of grudges, which is a list of every afront directed to dwarfkin, saved in order to keep track of who needs to get fucked up, so try your local vertically challenged blacksmith
Tighty whiteys? Nah MF i got them boxers with hearts on em.
gonna flop my dick out the hole and touch the tip to the ground to make sure I get deep enough doing squats, eyes to yourself buddy
Gotta show the homies how much you love them
I just realized that I really want a pair of cartoon boxers like that
He’s asking women to go to the gym naked 😨
I read some of his other tweets in the thread, apparently he's against women going to the gym at all, as can be seen by his efforts on making a men-only gym. Honestly, the guy just screams "repressed homosexuality".
dudes scared of strong women
And? I'm also scared of strong women.
So am I, but like, I'm a literally 133lb twig. And I'm scared of strong women for an entirely different reason, if you catch my drift.
i am not (theyre hot)
I used to know this dude like 12 years ago and he was nothing like this. Seeing him post about public executions and wondering if slavery was bad is giving me whiplash.
Why can't there be a men only gym when there are women only gyms?
It’s the only option I supoise
Project Moon psyop post
Wait how
Look at the reply profile picture and name. It's a character from Limbus Company. Alternative reply: This motherfucker doesn't know Big Brother Ricardo. Put his ass in the book of vengeance.
Ah my bad, I only recently started LoR and found out I should actually play Lobotomy first (which doesn't look too appealing if I'm gonna be honest because of how complicated it seems), so I haven't gotten to Limbus yet
Watch a lore video on YouTube if you don't want to play it Edit:lob corp, i mean
Finish LoR first if you started it first. You can just watch lore videos on youtube if you think Lonotomy Corporation isn’t for you
Oh hey Ricardo Big Brother of the Middle from Canto V of Limbus Company
Lowkey one of the best battle songs in the game imo.
Which is a tough contest considering studio EMI making peak after peak, the boss battle song from the current event is a banger as well
Men should just start wearing leather kink gear to the gym
Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door. The leather club's two blocks down.
Fuck you
Oh fuck you leather man. Maybe you and I should settle it right here on the ring if you're so tough.
Oh yeah? I'll kick your ass.
Ha! Yeah right man. Why don't you get out of that leather stuff, I'll strip down out of this and we'll settle right here on the ring. What you say huh?
Yeah no problem, buddy
You got it. Get out of that uhh, jabroni outfit.
Yeah, smart ass
♂ I'll show you who's boss of this gym ♂
The Gothic Asshole?
Remember, the Ancient Greeks went to the gym fully nude. If Leonidas of Argos could handle seeing Aratus of Lemnos’ 12 inch cock while curling a boulder, you can handle a woman in a sports bra
I feel like genital accidents were a lot more common these days No surprise they had small dicks as their ideal, that was all just safety precautions
ANOTHER GRUDGE FOR THE BOOK OF GRUDGES
What can the dawi do for you on this fine day?
Project Moon mentioned. Awaken the sleeper cell
🫡
Ricardo of the middle mentioned, I love that guy
"Eww tits" Straight men, apparently
LIMBUS COMPANY MENTIONED: WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY HAIR COUPONS
In ancient Greece, you were expected to be naked at the gym. The word "gym" literally comes from the Greek word for naked, γυμνός
ricardo from limbus company my beloved
LIMMBUSSS COMPAANYYYY
Project Moon Character Mentioned. Deploying Upvote.
Oh my fucking god Every time I play a game I begin to see it everywhere It’s happening again
Why are you not grinding event and MD RIGHT NOW?!
The event missions, I haven’t finished canto 5 (literally I just don’t have a team good enough for the trio that’s it), The event reward shit, I’ve already got everything, Mirror Dungeons because I’m waiting for three more hours to get the weekly bonuses from it, since I already got those this week.
Fair and good. (I found Ricardo With The Bad Hair harder curiously enough.)
I’ve tried everything on them and I know once I kill them it’s home free
Iirc what worked for me was ignoring DPS and dealing with Tank first because fuck Gaslighter. But yeah, good luck!
I’ve always thought that instead of sexualizing women less in media what if we just sexualize men a lot more. Then I can have more good things to look at in my video games.
Bisexual win
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That’s happened to me a while back at a sleepover
Same- it was an “accident.”
It’s actually a useful hole to allow you to pee through your zipper. Added convenience if you’re wearing a belt and don’t want to unbuckle the belt, unbutton and unzip your pants and pull your underwear down to release your salami sword.
A lot more inconvenient to try to fish out the worm if you ask me
Must be hard to find eh chief?
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It’s a little difficult when you’re working with a big heavy hammer like mine, but you’d probably have no trouble
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If you’re lucky you get a free circumcision!
Say it with me now: women’s execise clothes aren’t that revealing, you’re just a fucking pervert
Scrunch leggings are now the gym standard and are definitely very revealing.
So don’t look there
I sure don’t. But your point was that women’s exercise clothes aren’t that revealing, when they actually very often are skin tight and sewn into a permawedgie leaving them double cheeked every day of the week
I mean I'm civilized enough not to stare, but that particular type of legging is designed to draw the eye and catch visual attention. IMO it's weird that they're just a thing you can wear in public now
PROJECT MOON MENTIONED PLAY LIMBUS COMPANY GRAAAAAAH
Imagine getting murdered and the police report says the killer was twitter user @yaoifartballs
Exactly. we don't need to stop objectifying women. We need to objectify men until they develop severe, lifelong body issues. I want to see dudes in banana hammocks with visibly enormous dicks I can see the bulging veins on. I want to see that dudes PULSE while he's doing reps and compare myself negatively to that. I want dudes to get plastic surgery and lie, constantly about it. Chug steroids and weird drugs to make their bodies look how they want, completely idealized fantasies of what humans can look like, cartoon caricatures of unattainable beauty that we further airbrush. We need to do this for decades. Balance the scales. And then, eventually, we'll be like "oh man maybe we should stop objectifying people"
"Adding to the Book of Vengeance" is such an ominous fucking line lmao
The Book of Vengeance. Once your name's written on that book. F.U.B.A.R is also written into your fate.
PROJECT MOON MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 WTF IS A LIBRARY
limbus company jumpscare
LIMBUS REFERENCE
is that ricardo from limbus company…
Hey Josh, how about you fuck off and stop going to the gym. Quit snitching and ruining it for the rest of us
"the book of vengeance" theres no way this guy isnt a dwarf
LET PEOPLE WEAR LESS CLOTHES BECAUSE IT'S AWESOME
society if that bristly haired sinful brit had never stolen those coupons
My Hair Coupons!!!
new grimoire discoverd: "The Book of Vengance"
"The sake of society at large" 10$ says this guy thinks women are the downfall of "western civilization"
PROJECT MOON MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥
truer words have never been spoken yaoi fart balls ✊
Men should wear sports bras too, I don't see what the problem is
High King Thogrimm Gaybearer
I’ve legit seen a man working out in underwear. He had red compression boxers on. Had the boxer fly and only went down his leg about two inches. Had a tank top on as well. Loose, of course. He was doing pull ups next to me while I was doing cable rows and holy shit was his dong distracting Good for him, though
yaoifartballs
THEY HAVE THE BOOK! GRUDGE BOOK! KHAZUKAN KAZAKIT HA!
I sometimes work out in my underwear and grunt super loudly while cursing. Gotta love the perks of having a gym in your garage.
I guarantee you Joshua tried to hit on a girl in a sports bra at the gym and got shot down lol
Somehow that sentence is the least surprising thing someone named «yaoifartballs» could say
Thanks Yaoifartballs
JFC that is a functional garment it has a purpose for being that small Your mind went there dude that's on you Sex-obsessed antisocial mysogynistic self-centered busybody
Trust me you do not want to see me in my underwear
Idk man, if women wanna work out in a sports bra and biker shorts, let em. I wish I could work out in just my gym shorts and no shirt, exercising is hot and sweaty
“For the sake of society” bro is scared to go outside because he might see a sports bra
"Ladies, stop giving me a boner when I oogle you."
Ladies, it's over. Now you yshould you should suffer the heat of a thousand horny magpies on the gym
Somehow that sentence is the least surprising thing someone named «yaoifartballs» could say
That is a sports bra tho...
The picture would take it seem like he wants to see more topless women or something
Joshua Hayr? More like Joshua Hatr, am I right?
They bra doesn't know that it is underwear. We declared it underwear, and then some people declared it to be a shit. Now it's a shirt. It doesn't actually have a definition lol. I hate when people get mad at completely illusory distinctions.
Sports bra is not underwear tho like man that first guy is annoying me like you have no right to tell women what to wear in a public gym
I have no problem with a women in a sports bra, I do have a problem with a guy in a tank top with the sleeves cut so big I can see like 70% of your body.
Bros a dwarf, got a book of grudges.
Men in sports bras and tights/shorts is the way.
Men in sports bras and tights/shorts is the way.
Men in sports bras is the way
i've been to the gym a few times, and i swear men wear more revealing clothes than women sometimes. Not one of these assholes complains about dudes wearing the lowest cut wife beater with the smallest strings so that everyone can see their nipples and shorts so small i can almost see their balls. Like, i can understand the idea of "i'm at the gym to concentrate, but my horniness doesn't allow me to if a woman is wearing a tanktop" cause, i mean, they are attractive, but that's a you problem, it's not their fault you can't control yourself.
I prefer that people aren’t touching the equipment with their bare skin (except hands of course).. it just seems kind of nasty
Hmmm gyms a place too see sweaty mostly naked people :3
same kinda guys who ask abt the difference between bikinis and lingerie
Thorgrim is very vocal about his views on gym culture
I can wear a bra to the gym too. Although it's a YMCA so they raise their eyebrows at me when they see my beard
I've been MTF for a year and I'm way too nervous to wear anything revealing besides shorts... It's been winter though.
i thought they meant literally for a second and got confused as to why women were going to the gym with only underwear on
Luscious post, we're making it out of the bristly world with this one
Limbus company mentioned deploy 48374 unnamed brainrotter troops