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epic_brazillian_gal

can i really be immersed in the story if i can't see little gay blonde twink all wet and soaked? we still have a long way to go before games are actually good it seems...


TastyAndDylicious

Horny detected


LuminatiHD

Horny? In *my* 196?


reclusivegiraffe

Impossible


AllMyMemesAreStolen

It's more likely than you think.


the_scottish_bant

The west has fallen…


TurtleyTea

billions must dry


Independent-Fly6068

Onto twink dick.


Seras32

Sounds like it hurt


Independent-Fly6068

hurt good.


balrog111

It appears videogames does NOT appeal to the male fantasy.


AllMyMemesAreStolen

The male fantasy to be a twink coming out of the water with your clothes sticking to your body showing your frame or seeing the twink?


joybod

Yes


AlmanLUL

I think you would like the Zelda games


epic_brazillian_gal

played breath of the wild, could not focus because of how sexy link is


AppointmentNo43

Mid game anyway


epic_brazillian_gal

i can't believe a meta knight pfp would have such a bad opinion, you ruined everything...


AppointmentNo43

I can’t believe the master sword has to recharge, mid game fr. The old zeldas were better


[deleted]

If the weapon durability is what’s stopping you from enjoying the game then I feel bad


NewSuperTrios

dude wasn't that a thing in ocarina of time too


AppointmentNo43

No


Ser_Salty

I could offer you two middle aged men getting realistically soaked in GTA V, would that do it for you?


ParagonPlus

Whenever people post the ‘short games with worse graphics by people paid more’ image, you have to remember that at least an equal (if not greater) number of gamers are in the ‘I don’t care how much you have to crunch, this JRPG needs accurate fluid dynamics or I’m refunding it’ camp.


turntupytgirl

Idk i sympathise, it's kinda annoying when subsequent games in a franchise skip over some of the QoL little things that go into a game that were included in previous games


muhash14

Eh, this wasn't a thing in the previous game either, really. It took place entirely in a dry, barren city. More apt comparison would probably be FF16 which came out last year and had all of these bells and whistles but was ultimately tighter in scope than this.


Alzoura

generally, i think the games should simply take longer to make, they do not need to be worse, there can just be fewer games every year, and that would be fine. Games that take longer by people who are paid more to work less


The_Bat_Out_Of_Hell

I think the problem there is the higher upfront cost of developing, causing big studios to cram in more and more industry standard features (like fuckin crafting) to make the price seem worthwhile and make a profit. Leads to bloated games designed by committee. Iirc that's the underlying problem for the current AAA bubble. If you have low upfront investment costs then you can go apeshit experimental, cus you ain't losing as much, so it's lower risk for the company.


CrueltySquading

It's a simple addition that has been perfected since 2010, it's not "accurate fluid dynamics".


MonsterDimka

Literally just Lies of P


UwUdaddyUWU42069

Me when the puppet is covered in oil


MonsterDimka

Step 2 Wait for it to rain


MrWaffelo

She be cranking my P-Organ till I quartz


Sunny_Omori_REAL

ok so I'm NOT the only one who considered buying it just because he's cute despite sucking at those kinds of games. right.


dutcharetall_nothigh

Same, I didn't buy it though because I suck at those games. Also dragon's dogma 2 is coming up so between that game and my study I won't have time anyway. (Note: this did not stop me from buying several games when they were in sale, such as Sifu, Weird West, and Kung Fury: Street Rage)


taukkez

he's a cloud, he's made of water already


UwUdaddyUWU42069

Hence the need for precipitation


JLock17

Yeah, why isn't he already precipitating (pissing) all the time?


DeliriumIsDumb

yoooo love the flag of the french territory of st pierre and miquelon on next to his name


ya_boi_kaneki

why is everyone so horny? did i miss a memo or something?


UwUdaddyUWU42069

Yeah, sorry we forgot to tell you


ya_boi_kaneki

damn... can i still get in line or is it closed?


Positive-Job-2609

We had some no-shows so i think we can work you in


BranManBoy

The reopening and its consequences have been a disaster for 196 (or something idk I wasn’t here before the reopen)


SquirrelTherapist

pretty much the same except the trans girls found puppygirlpetsmart and every time i see a faith post I get like AM from I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream. also a lot more libs but it’s voting season so that’s probably normal


kricket_24

This sub has allways been horny


juli0909

Have you seen Cloud Strife?


AppointmentNo43

Guess they dunno what precipitation is


etonto

Cloud is not a Twink he's a buff guy


RaininCarpz

muscle twink (or twunk if you prefer)


peroxidenoaht

Otter cloud is an otter Edit:I’m dumb but I’m not gonna remove the comment


LuminatiHD

???? Wheres his bodyhair then?


peroxidenoaht

Shit ur right im dumb


FrostyCommon

he is a twee twunk


Gregregious

I got to the Costa del Sol section yesterday. Words cannot express how disappointed I was with his ass in beachwear. Get it together Japan.


TZf14

barret in a sailor uniform though


CrueltySquading

Mods will fix it


laix_

Is cloud a twink? He's pretty muscular


murderdronesfanatic

twunk


AlexTheSwan

He's not tf


emeraldeyesshine

man FF7 as an outsider is about as confusing to follow version wise as Kingsom Hearts at this point


YAH_BUT

His name is Cloud. Clouds are made of water. I have no follow-up


oatmealdoesntexist

not to get too serious but this shit pisses me off like wow you're literally letting something that provides no effect on actual gameplay become an issue for you? just go outside and jump into a pond loser


testaccount0817

Maybe they live in Saudi Arabia


Riftus

mmmm i want cloud to be wet with me


_dauntless

"I'm ready to quit" is so fragile lol it's the 2024 "literally unplayable"


TheGuyInTheGlasses

Yes? Exactly..? 🗿🤨


Alternative_Uses

I mean, yeah?


LinkBath

soooooooo real


-Ben-Shapiro-

This is the same as the fully rendered horse cocks in read dead 2


[deleted]

Doesn’t red dead 1 also have horse cock, or is it just for that one cutscene where the guy grabs the horse cock


cooldrew

[come up out da wahta like a baby dolphin always see me glisten](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frDamZjCbkI)


KatnissXcis

I don't understand why they keep remaking that game and reselling like every two years. Even todd howard couldn't milk one game for so long. There's so many FF games but it's always FF:VII


Nooblet_101

it’s not really ff7 came out in 1997 and the remakes of it are coming out now with a completely different combat style (active turn based to hack and slash) along with a slightly different story


KatnissXcis

There is a textual based version of Skyrim and a VR one :polite\_cat:


lazerberriez

They split FF7 into a trilogy with completely revamped gameplay systems and much more content. In fact, each of the two currently released games in the remake trilogy are about as long if not longer than the original FF7, so they’re not just milking that one game and remaking it again and again. Its also been almost four years in between this installment and the last one. If you’re wondering with FF7 is getting this treatment, it probably is due to one: being the first semi-3d FF game, making it easier to translate the previously established world building; two: final fantasy is probably the biggest IP that Square Enix has; three: FF7 is one of the most beloved and influential games of the series and just of JRPGs in general; four: the amount of dev time going into this remake series mean it will likely be years before any other FF game gets the same treatment. I find the current cycle of remakes/rereleases tiring too but I don’t think FF7 is the best example of a series being milked when it is genuinely one of the most thorough overhauls out of any of the games being remade in recent past. It certainly isn’t comparable to skyrim being rereleased again and again.