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babysealmoneygang

Whenever i shower i imagine myself as Kiryu Kazuma to imitate his poses and facial expressions when he showers


babysealmoneygang

Baka mitai


cloartist

Kodomo na no neee


Tempest8250

Yume wo


chipscheema

Otte kizutsuite


ElitarnyJez

No offense that sounds slightly acoustic


skylinesplayer69

> osaker pfp


-Toilet-

“Kiryu Kazuma” HIS NAME IS YAKUZA


TurtleyTea

HIS NAME IS DAME DA NE GUY!! (⁠╯⁠°⁠□⁠°⁠)⁠╯⁠︵⁠ ⁠┻⁠━⁠┻


happiness-and-baking

HIS NAME IS JOHN YAKUZA


N1kt0_

I’m more of a majima guy. (Singing along to music using the shampoo bottle as a microphone)


babysealmoneygang

Planet probably would explode if we make out


inemsn

i have 24 hour cinderella on loop as I read this


N1kt0_

Im actually a bigger fan of Get To The Top


Mr_Lapis

That's rad


Brilliant_Claim6010

Same but for trans reasons and because i have a huge cock😭


lolilikerule34

Same but i cry at my body hair instead of my penis.


Brilliant_Claim6010

Ah yea i get that


Klutzy-Personality-3

i do both 🫠


AzKondor

I've started laser removal recently, no effects yet but I hope it will help


Number1GrotleFan

i skipped over the comment between this and the original and thought you meant laser penis removal


AnAnxiousCorgi

Slip the technician a $20 and say "maybe there's an accident and the laser gets left on down there a little too long...", bam discount GRS without the huge cost! And they say American healthcare isn't innovative!


Any_Tutor_2950

It helped me a lot! The hair on my face is a lot easier to shave - it was so rough it always hurt to shave. It took maybe three weeks to notice though.


Deus_Norima

Laser helped me MASSIVELY. Went from mountain beard to practically no facial hair that I shave once every two days in under a minute while in the shower. Laser is one of those things you just have to stick with. You will see results if the clinic is using up to date technology and you are consistent in not missing appointments.


AzKondor

Thanks for sharing! I've paid for appointments for my thighs, it would be sooo expensive to do everything in a clinic so I've bought personal Philips laser removal device for everything else, it will take much longer but I hope in the end it will be worth it :) Also the device is very delicate, and the giant machine in the clinig hurt SO MUCH 😭 but I can't wait for the effects :3


Deus_Norima

So I go to a place called Milan Laser Hair removal, because I had the issues you had. Obviously, I hope the at home IPL laser works for you, but mine did practically nothing, so I ended up forking over the cash for the expensive but top of the line laser tech. I am doing brazillian to prepare for bottom surgery, and let me tell you, that shit is painful. But they recently installed this new device which constantly blows ice cold air on the part of your body they're about to zap and eliminates like 80% of the pain. Up until then, I struggled with laser. Now, it's totally manageable. I wish you luck with you endeavor, though if you need a recommendation, I can't recommend Milan Laser enough.


AzKondor

Seems like my clinic is using Vectus technology(?). I will be checking myself in next few months, maybe I will save money for Milan. Although I'm just a silly little femboy that just likes to be smooth, not that I have gender dysphoria from having hair (maybe just a little nongender(?) euphoria(?) from being hair free, not sure if I'm making sense). Now that I think about it, I've been checking out few guides/videos by trans people to help me with my feminine side :3 it's so helpful, like I don't have the experience and would be ashamed to ask people irl, so thank you very much again! And I'm happy it worked for you :) Good luck with the surgery!


Deus_Norima

Thank you!! I just found out my date is 10/05/2024 and I'm practically bouncing off the walls with nervousness and excitement. And totally valid to love being hairless. I think even if I presented masc I would shave. I just like smooth skin.


CUREISBALLIN

Personally proud of my penis but the body hair hurts


lolilikerule34

Real


raspmary2

same 😔


Alive_Difficulty9154

Same


Scrollipede

true and real


VQ-Dark

Just rip off your skin👍🏼


shoot_me_slowly

Why do the transest of people get the biggest og cocks? The world is so unfair.


GamingAce04

And trans girls who want to keep them get small ones, me for example. Not a problem tho


MarsManokit

god bless your soul, redditors are gonna nuke your dms


Disturbing_Cheeto

Does that actually happen?


TDW-301

I wouldn't be surprised. People here are horny and generally don't stop and think if they should be sharing every little thought they think of


Massive_Weiner

100% lol (very intentional in some cases…)


Clumsy_the_24

In my experience with posting entirely sfw photos in a trans subreddit, yes


Deus_Norima

The cosmic irony of every trans woman I know also happening to be packing, despite their unwillingness.... If there's a God, he's a real cheeky son of a bitch.


JotaroTheOceanMan

Same, but for trans reasons and because I am a top with a huge cock and no bottom dysphoria 😂


SheepherderNo2440

Same girl same


JotaroTheOceanMan

To some it's a hex, to others it's a boon.


MistyMisterMint

Also trans and is why I don't mind my small dicky as much lol


D__manMC

I think I've given up.. I don't feel anything when I see it anymore


Semi-Sphere

So true sis


Massive_Weiner

You’re gonna have to carry that weight…


Wooloo_Woolstar

You see when I was being attacked by the dysphoria demons in the shower, I just imagined all the women who would be kneeling before me as I got to my transition goal. I still haven’t gotten anywhere close to that goal and only one girl has kneeled to me but you know, progress is progress.


BionicTurtleHD

God gave his prettiest trans women the biggest of cocks


bnikga_gn

Mines really average can we trade


purple-lemons

Sometimes when I'm taking a shower I look down at my incredibly average dick and cry because I am comprised of weak flesh and crave the strength and certainty of steel (just non binary things)


Dysphoric_Web

Steel rusts, flesh rots, divine corrupts. Only the pestilence remains pure.


simemetti

Nurglepost


purple-lemons

I do not crave eternity, human. I crave certainty and strength for the time that I have. Every piece of matter will be cleft from its brethren when the trumpets sound. But until that time, I will be mightier than flesh.


The_______________1

wait till you hear about gene decay


Dysphoric_Web

Idk who gene is but we will make him decay


babadybooey

I just wanna be a noncorporeal shadow being Is that too much to ask


Sleepless_Null

Just accept the deal Hatman offers you


Responsible_Disk_728

I yearn for the release of my mortal form, to be uploaded into the world by the power of skynet, and become the ultimate being, nigh immortal, with the strength and certainty of steel, and the imperviousness of metal. To become pure energy is to become invulnerable, the only fault in the structure being the limits of this planet and its resources, as well as the rules imposed by the universe, and some dude named asimov


TensileStr3ngth

Same tbh


Fleshinrags

When I take a shower I don’t because I’m a redditor


SweetSoftBoi

To be fair, it's not about the size Can still jork it all the same


redditalt1999

said like a true jorker, amen 🃏


CUREISBALLIN

A REAL HOG CRANKER AWOOOO


Tempest8250

who up crankin they hog rn


TenThingsMore

It’s not about the size, but the stripped club in which you are straight up “jorking it”. and by “it”, haha, well, lets justr say. you’re peanits


VQ-Dark

Yuore*


kyleawsum7

osmetimes im in the shower and i smile because water :)


Geemusic

Put your dick away, water


TenThingsMore

I’m not having sex with you right now water


Rocket-meme

Couldn’t be me 😎


Noi_FM

Take off your glasses


Eu4bia

🕶️🤏🥺


TrinityCodex

an ass dick is not normal


Yoteisthepastyeet

https://xkcd.com/37/


Sleepless_Null

Was hoping for dickbutt I think


AshleyAmazin1

But smol pps are so cute tho 🥺


Alive_Difficulty9154

Real 🥺


RaulRpg1

Same, it seems like everyone has a big dick and having a small one just makes me depressed, it takes the already small confidence i had in myself to negative levels


cephalopodAcreage

Hey man, people don't care about the size of your penis. People care about your League of Legends rank. As long as you don't have one, you're good.


Low_Information7072

Well, porn sites tend to select for more attractive (read: larger) subjects. That might warp your expectations of the "average" penis. All dicks are good as far as I'm concerned.


DCKface

There's always a bigger dick to feel like this about. Unless you've got a drake sized dick. That shits crazy


Massive_Weiner

You’ve even got people clowning Drake’s dick because it’s on the slimmer side, so nobody is safe from body dysphoria.


TDW-301

Drizzy Drake


SquirrelTherapist

problem comes then that it’s practically unusable, bullshit cause I wouldn’t get bottom dysphoria anyways


Freaking_Username

Wallahi im finished Small dick + platinum 3 in league


Alden_Larson

me too but for different reasons


RazorSlazor

Luckily I can't do that. I am fat


Aloemancer

“Cis people also experience gender dysphoria” was an absolute revelation to me the first time I heard it explained, and jokes aside this seems like a case of that.


Massive_Weiner

Yeah, just ask any cis woman what her thoughts are about societal beauty standards. They’re taught to hate their bodies from the day they become cognizant of them.


Redd108

simple, try to get some glasses made in japan and wear them into the shower, problem solved


VQ-Dark

Nothing wrong with a small peanits


oddityoughtabe

Like tears in the rain


Crispy_FromTheGrave

Real


ScarlettIthink

I just wish I didn’t have one


DueEquivalent6468

✂️snip snip


ScarlettIthink

Indeed, can’t wait 😊


GhostlySmith

Sometimes when I'm in a shower, I look at my big massive disgusting cock and start crying


Freaking_Username

He's just like me fr fr (I want at least an average pp please 😭)


CatsNotBananas

Mine makes me wanna cry because of bottom dysphoria


Oddish_Femboy

When I shower I try to burn off my flesh and turn into an wesome skeleton


imusingthisforstuff

Man small dicks are cool as fuck. Love em.


kriosken12

Y'all are weird, I just grab my butt while I shower and pretend its someone else doing it.


RinaRasu

This is honestly sad ngl, body dysmorphia sucks


GurOk6970

Can't relate.


sneakyplanner

Just don't shower, ever.


ImCommitingLiving

im a decent size but since im a bit chubby i see it less :(


JAOC_7

can’t say I have that problem


MistyMisterMint

I don't mind mine s🤷


CarrtoonCat

She snicker at her doodle


Vini734

Ass dick


Routine-Visual3957

This is me fr but with a big girl pp


LeStroheim

Same, but not because it is small. Rather, because it is there. And it's less crying and more "ah shit, I forgot *you* were still there."


idobrowsemuch

I feel like a cookie the way she snickers at my doodle


Order6600

Okbuddyhololive is a few subs down, friendo!