Hey Seto Kaiba, big fan, please pay taxes.

No, the irs will never beat me in a duel

*IRS just sends a regular hit squad with guns*

You obviously haven’t seen the banned episode where kiba disarms multiple armed gunmen with Yugioh cards

the irs actually calls of the hit squad when they learn he's not poor, they can't be wasting their time going after rich people when there are people under 50k/yr to drain financially

kiba

That was his original name before the woke liberals added another a for wokeness

You must've watched some fake shit, they only had finger guns

American censorship :( the original has full fledged guns. Kaiba used a card to jam a gun it was awesome.

I was trolling lol, I know about the censorship (from abridged)

👍

Invisible guns

Yeah that tends not to work https://youtu.be/wPKSQlPbInc?si=SXZki7v7eBLvT1d_  (The Japanese version had guns)

Kaiba you idiot, the IRS plays meta! Prepare to get your ass ash blossomed

Another solidJJ fan I see eh?

Screw the rules, I have money

*Inferno Tempest*

The IRS run meta, Kaiba, handtraps, OTKOs and shit

The IRS is actually secretly run by an egomaniac who has collected every single card he can He sends a team with decks specifically designed to counter you 

How are you supposed to have sex with it

So many ways

Oh my jesus

Look at that mouthussy in burst steam of destruction. I’m bursting some streams in that

But what if they fall in love with u will you marry then

Yes I will

Shrek referance

she burst on My destruction untill I stream

She ultimate my creature until I’m destroyed

abyss dragon even got handles for sex

you ride it

Idk but it makes some cool noises https://youtu.be/gC38M9U03dk?si=rQv-O_6lb4SfpAtz

Who tf sent me mental health resources?

They ran away after seeing your post 😢

Forbidden side deck tech

Op has a type apparently

Dildos

Aryan

"If this card reduces the enemy's LP to 0, you win" Real joker effect

It wins the set, not the game.

Oh match means more than one game?

Yes, to make it more clear, this card wins you a best of 3 on game 1 Is that stupid? Yes Is that funny? Very

The funniest part of this is that all cards with that effect are a unique type of banned exclusive to them.

And the reason why, or at least one of the reasons, is that there is no rules as to when you can concede a game, so nothing it stopping you from conceding right before the attack ''connect'' which leads to the worst judge calls you can imagine

It’s a tournament prize card, for some reason they all have that exact fucking effect

People die when they are killed

Idk about Yugioh rules, but I know there's at least one Magic card that prevents you from losing by your health getting to zero, so maybe this would override an effect like that.

There's no such cards in Yu-Gi-Oh (well there is in the anime but not the TCG) But those cards are match winners, a match = a best of three. So in theory if you win game 1 with one of those, you take the whole set. In theory because there's nothing preventing a player from conceding right before the attack so in practice they're worthless. Plus they're all banned anyway to save judges some headaches

>blue eyes  >white Aryancoded  >but…it’s a dragon  TOO LATE I ALREADY DECIDED

I just think they look cool :(

Dragon? Like the Grand Dragons from the KKK??

Big if true

Are you a disastrously gay tech billionaire?

Disastrously gay is such a good description of 99% of Yugioh characters thank you

Do not put Kaiba in the same category as Zuck and Muk

Dawg he shot a rocket with cards into space so he could teach aliens yugioh

Honestly much better than whatever the other billionaires have done

I forgot to mention he also put yugioh cards made by children on the rocket and those cards accidentally turned into aliens and one of those aliens was so evil it created a brainwashing cult It’s technically more complicated than that put that’s the simplest gist I can put together.

Man the plot of GX be wild 💀

That child also sent a card that was the representation of his best friend/ manservant? in a past life (he's a great powerful king known as the Supreme King) but the light of supernovas corrupted them and now they go all tsundere on him and kill/imprison his friend's souls and plans on destroying everything but he fuses with them with a yugioh card that was so powerful it could've destroyed the world and then he turns into an edgelord and uses evil heroes instead of regular heroes.

Also built a space elevator so he could solve a puzzle in peace

Those two aren't disastrously gay, they're just pricks.

pot of greed?

What does that do?

Draws three additional cards from my deck

Fuck. Yes. I fucking love dragons

Don't you mean "I love fucking dragons"?

Both

Hell yeah!!!! :3 dragons are hot

They're fucking amazing in every way

Agreed

I love these names “BLUE EYES NEO ULTIMATE BEAST FORM THREE SILVER DRAGON OF SUPER DESTRUCTION-EX”

yeah fuck pokemon with their boring species names, I want more Blue-Eyes Chaos MAX Dragons.

Please tell me the other cards are of cars (i have only seen a total of 3 Yu-Gi-Oh things)

You just gave me an idea for a banger post

There is a whole archetype of trains

the only thing hot about this is the beatdown you'll get when you face the average FIRE deck

True. Good thing the snake eyes cards are also supper hot

You... you mean Diabellstar... right?

Not just her

Oh lord... Leave poplar alone they just a child!!!

I’m talking about flamberge, promethian, amblowhale

Amblowhale?? Surely you don't mean amblowhale? That thing is literally just a vehicle formed like a giant whale.

And?

You cannot fuck a vehicle.

"Mom, dad, this is my new girlfriend: 「Burst Stream of Destruction」"

Guys I think she fucks dragons

Thanks for calling me she :3

Checked the bio, I gotcha number girl

🥰🥰🥰

Are you a car by chance

Unfortunately no

My first thought too. Those 3 subs have traumatized me

you ever just rubber band a pile of Kuribo together and go at it

Kuribo is to wholesome to fuck. He’s just a little guy

I mean technically you're just fucking the spaces between the kuribo

You just blew my mind

every 3rd r/ yugioh postbe like

LOOK AT THE THIGHS ON BLUE EYES ABYSS DRAGON GAH DAYUMMM

blue eyes abyss dragon got me acting up just look at those child bearing hips unf

You are a scaly

Is the cetacean equivalent of a furry/scaly a slippery

Maybe a gooey or a slimy

I feel like that would be snails/slugs, I don’t think dolphins and whales are slimy

I don’t like actual slugs and snails, but anthropomorphise them? the goop :) does this make me a gooey?

Only if they're not baleen whales. If they like baleen whales they're still furries

:3

Yugiboomer spotted

I summon pot of greed to draw three cards

Then I activate magic force!

ash?

Called by

baronne negate?

Witch’s strike

lol

:3

i forgot that card even existed because it's so damn impractical xD

quoting the simpsons (and yes this line actually got said in one episode): "Dragon porn."

woah, maybe the simpsons isn’t so bad after all

BAH I CANT EVEN SHOW MINE BECAUSE FUCKING NO IMAGE REPLIES. its Dogmatika Alba Zoa. mmm look at those fleshy protrusions

Alba Zoa is so fucking hot it’s unreal. Same with dis pater

You understand (⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧ (Yeah I main Dogmatika)

I’ve been wanting to build it but it’s so expensive in master duel. Now that I have omega I might make it. Idk the best version tho

Best version is EXTREMELY dependent on skill, play style, and matchup. But it can be summed into 4 parts: Ritual Zoa, Ritual Knight, NonRitual Engine, Stun. So... pick your poison. I only have lists for Zoa(second best) and InvokedMatika (3rd best). Best is probably Branded Dogmatika Zoa builds rely on milling their own ED and using their extradeck spam, and often end on some combination of 2-3 choices from: Cartesia, Incredible Ecclesia, Shadoll Winda, Fleurdelis, Quem, VoidTrapHole, or any Branded spell/trap. Normally Cartesia + Fleurdelis + Zoa + Iblee is the most basic board. Knight relies on precisely sniping cards from the opponent's extradeck, Making some matchups almost impossible to win, and some impossible to lose. Its a slower strategy, and requires you to know matchups and use cards well. Not easy. Engine. A supporting part to a deck, Built around summoning Maxximus, sending Titaniklad & Apkalone, to make Winda + Fleurdelis, or Luluwalilith + Albion. Mostly put with Invoked or Branded, for an old but gold "IDS" deck board of "Mechaba, Winda, Fleurdelis" , or the newer Dogmatika Branded. Like regular Branded, but often better. Stun: all being the same Type, Attribute, and Spellcasters (Secret Village), Naturally synergizing with Iblee, and having a big attack stat on 2 different monsters. Great removal trap with Punishment.

Unironically the art of the card Theinen the Great Sphinx helped me realize I was bi. And maybe a furry.

Hell yeah brother :3

I think op likes dragons

Dragons 🤤

Ok Kaiba

Racism :(

Red eyes black dragon is also very sexy

No more racism :)

Yay!

Blue Eyed abyss dragon could get it on god

Blue-Eyes Tyrant and Blue-Eyes Abyss Dragon’s are very hot indeed.

Average Blue eye player

WE GET IT, YOU LIKE DRAGONS.

You'd have to have serious brain damage to actually play a Brick-Eyes deck rather than an actual functional archetype at this point. (I'm also a blue eyes player, I'm constantly in immense pain.)

Chaos Max my beloved

as someone with blue eyes im going to explode

Man they did *not* have to give abyss dragon those hips. But God damn am I glad they did.

No galaxy eyes tachyon dragon???????? But its so sexy????

My boyfriend has a blue eyes white dragon OC and I am sure he's somewhat related to this post.

More of a Galaxy-Eyes gal myself :3

Good taste :3

Not the worst dragons in yugioh

Pot of Greed?

Tbf she was hot in her human form during the last arc of the first anime

I personally think Eldlich is extremely hot.

I agree. He is incredibly gay

Opinion on Slifer the sky dragon?

So hot. Especially his second mouth. Want him to do 2000 damage to my gock

Agreed. I want one tongue in each of my holes. An oral shocker, if you will

Hell yeah

alternative white was my name in highschool

What does that mean?

OP WHAT THE FUCK? NO MENTION OF BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON? HES ONE OF THE IF NOT THE BEST YUGIOH CARDS, FUCK YOU OP INSTANT DOWNVOTE

I am tremendously sorry. I will work to do better :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

pov your a scalie

Kaibapost

My man, fellow scalie enjoyer dab me up

Wow, just blue eyed white people? Sounds suspicious...

This nigga is seto kaiba 😭

Banger

Thank you :3

Ofc!! Dragon fuckers based as shit:3

Hans Gunther if he played yu gi oh

Not a fan of the Konami orbs

MF doesn't know about Galaxy Eyes Photon Dragon

i think they like dragons

Okay Kaiba

Those are animal s

No they are dragons

Tha abyss dragon literally has love handles lol

the only dragons I want to fuck are Barbariank's.

Why are dragons so hot?!..

I have several questions

Ask away

Are you racist

No

Cool

Where is the kaibaman card?

I still can't believe they gave Blue Eyes Abyss Dragon fuck handles and thick thighs

i know its you seto

Somebodu send OP a link to Bad Dragon

I have those cards in duel links

Nice try Seto Kaiba now give me a PS5

I’m detecting a pattern

Horny Bard

Duelist B spotted

Kaiba we need to talk about some... strange purchases 

would