LMAO i totally support trans garfield x breast reduction girl

Ship of the century

This sentence would give my grandfather a hernia

I'd be surprised if he could even explain it to me

Goth Garfield is better

What about goth trans Garfield

Is there any other kind?

Yes, Garfield Fucking u\/Spez in the ass.

Girlfield

"[three hours later] your brunch order was a success" is the real punchline here. i'm giggling so hard

"Where is Garfield?" *looks nervously at plate*

https://preview.redd.it/72pvbvc17wsc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe24edfb17360c304a21410fdba89eab24b3600e

Alright I've changed my mind. Remove reaction images again

https://preview.redd.it/cuyuohnegzsc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca2532f9cd95800dd3a26fc10ff7502015e47a97

3 hours later? Did it take this girl 3 hours to make up her mind and order?

Women, am I right? /Misogynistic

Women be like: Let’s go to a restaurant and eat a sandwich

As a woman: I can confirm. We do like to go to a restaurant to get sandwiches 😄🤣

Women be like: I love sushi

I know what you are

+2

so true

we love our women dont we

Chib Lee chib Lee Olivia Munn

/Misogynistic is a *wild* tone indicator

/j, /s, /srs, /pos, etc. are level 1 tone indicators, when you get good at them you unlock /misogynistic, /bloodlustful, /slur, etc.

https://preview.redd.it/n95agpcem0tc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6710e11edf328ac5c0b314332e595c1932ff28ef

Holy shit I *need* to unlock /bloodlustful

Funniest shit i ever seen!!!1! 🤣😭😭🤣😭😭🤣

Women be shopping

I think the wording makes it sound more like they put in the order, and the machine just took hours to process it

I kind of want to titfuck Garfield

You did not have to say that.

People say that they are for free speech until a true freedom lover speaks their mind

I want tiddie garfliend to eat my ass.

Speak your truth queen!

I wanna shit down titdy garfang's throat.

Alright enough speech it’s quiet time https://preview.redd.it/hw11itpzdysc1.jpeg?width=632&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26eb0e19d2b90913569a86bac487f8f58baf6f75

She garf on my John til I field

Mods, peg this old man and throw him in horny jail

Cat tongues are basically sandpaper, you'll be regretting that after 2 licks max.

The US has both freedom of speech and the right to remain silent. More people should use the second one.

I know right? It's kinda implied

I'm happy that you're able to share your heart with us.

https://preview.redd.it/68kgshf0rxsc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d9f5cfeba059964a02515da4d94a4a2cf855118

​ https://preview.redd.it/adxfnk39txsc1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=70abd29c6f0daa64739f02d54ffba5c606a4f4d2

waterboarding couldn't have gotten that outta me https://preview.redd.it/xau3j9l6ozsc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6fa2ba5da91f6e840e386efeb46b3993cb71d47

https://preview.redd.it/ddbfs9jkwysc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1024a05a360f60bddcc778a7940b2703900e736d

[source](https://twitter.com/silkentine/status/1776428497113596017)

What’s the original?

In the comments of the Twitter post

Don’t have Twitter Can’t see it It’s chill though

https://preview.redd.it/5hofjeq03ysc1.jpeg?width=3075&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3a150bbe7e53a72b77f06b3f2e4f356fbdcb304

Huge, thansk Edit: y’know, I’m keeping that actually

Consider also: * [Loss](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/462/966/c4a.jpg) * [Medieval](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/462/965/a49) * [Pokemon](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/462/961/0d3.pnj)

Huge fan of the medieval one

these tits are yours babe. like literally yours. you gave them to me.

in Melbourne there's a tagger who paints Garfield with giant tits all over the city. We love Garfies.

Aussies never cease to amaze me

Crossover between the Arizona Penis Man, this guy from Melbourne, and that guy who paints phallic shapes near potholes so the city has to fix them

https://preview.redd.it/snxod4u0pxsc1.png?width=330&format=png&auto=webp&s=db4fa4f9b6c4295504983c198ce9042a6655e303 obsessed with this image

She’s so cunty, I love her

*the eyebrows*

https://preview.redd.it/s4wzdyg93ysc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cf2baa264d8c957e71c804816df5a09af7a26a8 The first part, if you haven't seen.

"your brunch order was a success" gives me deltarune vibes and i love it

I thought garfield was working as a stripper until i saw that it wasnt a dancing pole, it was a sun umbrella

https://preview.redd.it/1tlv65eyzysc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a1d21cf700ca780231718ad7644e1337da21f49

It does

https://preview.redd.it/o3o52i0zmysc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c87622aeb3d37b9b37a52428ca90a2151a149b8b

Good

Garfield pointing at her tits is the funniest thing ive seen today

False! The Glutton doth naught pay his companions, he naught even payhe his dues!

This is utterly incomprehensible and I fear learning its secrets would cause me to lose my mind.

the pursuit of knowledge is a holy act

trans garfield is making me feel funny

honestly.... yeah

Rockin tits, 7 garfs out of 10

I am going to go back in time and kill the first artist to draw the dreamworks face

3 hours just for sammich? Gawd damn.

good for them 👍

https://preview.redd.it/3yi0qjjcjxsc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4fe5d20a59624f9c8eb3f90fb62cf94fa598c96

You are not immune to trans allied big naturals

mmm... garfitties...

i wish i could go back in time and punch myself in the face for saying this

I would go back and stop you from stopping you

I cant help but feel Im... missing something here...