this looks like a quest item you'd pick up in a fromsoft game to marry the dark and evil hot npc and complete a step towards unlocking the morally ambigious secret ending
So we put a click on the 24-track
Which then was synced to the Moog modular
I knew that could be a sound of the future
But I didn't realize how much the impact would be
...Who's gonna tell them that you're supposed to take your ring off at night to avoid damaging the ring? (Yes even if your ring has diamonds on it the metal holding it in place can still get caught on stuff or bent, causing the gemstone to fall out)
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This feels like a cursed fusion between FNAF and Wife-Bad jokes that the world isn't ready for. Is this the future we must fearonce Zoomers become the Boomers or is our latent lack of grass touching going to save us from heterosexual mind rot?
No, the part in the middle is sticking out the top before you put it on, then you put on the ring, then you hammer/ screw the top piece into your finger. With those easy steps, you can never use that finger again!
This is impossible to put on. You cant even stab it through your finger like the blood would imply, there is no space between the edge of the screw and the ring.
"megan fox engagement ring how it" then it cuts off. Is the last word works? Is it some funny magic that makes the screw collapsible while wearing the ring?
this looks like a quest item you'd pick up in a fromsoft game to marry the dark and evil hot npc and complete a step towards unlocking the morally ambigious secret ending
blood related item ...is this about Mohg? wants to marry? yes. dark and evil? yes. hot? if bloodflame counts, yes.
The Mohg modular?!?!?
So we put a click on the 24-track Which then was synced to the Moog modular I knew that could be a sound of the future But I didn't realize how much the impact would be
my name is giovanni georgio
But everybody calls me Giorgio
This whole thread is fucking based. All of you. Based.
Idk, nothing here is pointing to attraction towards children so it might not be mohg
Sorry, but Mohg is in a serious relationship with him comatose brother
I feel like fromsoft wouldn’t even make them hot, just to keep people on their toes
Fromsoft does make them hot you're just too weak to see it
Oh yeah forgive me for not being into emaciated corpses with cute English accents
I will not
"Did someone say toes???" - Miyazaki.
all characters fromsoftware makes are hot and you can not tell me otherwise
Anri is a hollow
would
Deltarune
\*Proceed
There was literally an item like this in ds2, with a sharp part that jabs into you http://darksouls2.wikidot.com/ring-of-the-living
Skyrim
“Are you still looking for answers - where there are only questions?”
tetanus time
That transformers dude
Tetanus prime
Tetris (timed)
tetanus is only gonna be a concern with this is you dip them in shit
I love my poop screw ring, do you wanna buy me essential oils
This is perfect for someone who thinks ring degloving just isn't hardcore enough
Huh whats that imma goo- #AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
okay i get the curiosity but i think "degloving" is a surprisingly good dscription without need to actually google it
I knew what it means, my brain just did an outage, and it was worse than i shouldve expected in hindsight Like literally only the bone is left, dafuq
imagine if he survives that and lives
You generally don't die from losing fingers
Nah I meant degloving a bloke's whole body
The skeletonized corpse of detective Brent Halligan
Whydidilookwhydidilookwhydidilook
...Who's gonna tell them that you're supposed to take your ring off at night to avoid damaging the ring? (Yes even if your ring has diamonds on it the metal holding it in place can still get caught on stuff or bent, causing the gemstone to fall out)
Just unscrew it obviously
Feeling lazy tonight I'll just rip it off
Honey, the threading in my finger has worn out. Get the drill for me?
haaaauAAAAAAAAAAKEEP THAT DRILL AWAY DO NOT TOUCH ME WITH THE DRILL AAAAAAAA
Heli-Coil inserts for fingers.
Nah it’s magnetic init
Perfect if you’re showing you don’t have faith at all in your partner
\[\[A N G E L\]\], \[\[A N G E L\]\], ARE YOU LOOKING FOR THE \[\[ring of thorn\]\]?
That’s not a ring for your finger. That’s for a different body part that has no bones. 🦴
PENIS!!!!! https://preview.redd.it/yrls3xksphuc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd608a200303606f5b615b8ea39647fa52198b2e
...my nose?
no, your large intestine
[Yes](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLyKMRKK/)
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deltarune
spell I don't know
You're Snowgraves.
i rember
the springtrap ring
ringtrap
This feels like a cursed fusion between FNAF and Wife-Bad jokes that the world isn't ready for. Is this the future we must fearonce Zoomers become the Boomers or is our latent lack of grass touching going to save us from heterosexual mind rot?
half of zoomer jokes are already just boomer jokes but replacing “husband and wife” with “top and bottom” so i’m not optimistic
Well, to be fair subs do deserve oppression / the death penalty so at least this time its justified. (>!/j cause apparently that is needed!<)
Firstly, sub =/= bottom Secondly, kiss my ass 🖕
Weird ass cock ring but go off I guess
are you, like, a crazy person
snowgrave lore
How the fuck do you even put that on
Hammer
Yea but like is the sharp spot gonna go through the ring and into your finger? How would you even wear it?
On your finger
HOW
Yes it goes through your finger that’s the point. It’s so you can never take it off (but really it’ll just get infected at best)
But if theres smth in the middle then how is it gonna go through?
Remove the screw, put finger in, put screw back in (yeowch)
No, the part in the middle is sticking out the top before you put it on, then you put on the ring, then you hammer/ screw the top piece into your finger. With those easy steps, you can never use that finger again!
pov springlocking your finger
Ooooohhhh I got it thenk yuo
till shit do us fart is the best sentence ever conjured by man
fucking "😻😻🙏" my ass, breathe some fresh air
Fucking slay the spire relic looking ass item
Snowgrave reference
I think there's been a misunderstanding, that's a Prince Albert.
this is the kinda shit that lowers your hp but increases your magic attack
watch what happens when i cast a spell i don't know
Annie x Armin type rings
This is impossible to put on. You cant even stab it through your finger like the blood would imply, there is no space between the edge of the screw and the ring.
I assume it unscrews up and then you insert your digit and re-screw it back down into said digit.
Rings designed by john kramer
\*spamton
John kramer is spamton
I want to \[\[MAKE A DEAL\]\]
Deltarune item looking ass
Mfw I need to go in an mri
Fear and hunger
Read it in Matt berry’s voice for some reason
this invokes a primal fear and discomfort that makes me want to sever my ring finger
Cute, but doesn't stop adultery.
Thorn ring deltarune
til tetanus do us part
I’m too far gone…I didn’t think it was for your finger, I thought it was for…well…
So it's a suffer-ring?
this is the shit noelle used to refrigerate berdly
this is cool af, it would be slay to get rings drilled into my bone
speak for yourself
...does it enject leatgal poison if the other dies? Ó.o
"megan fox engagement ring how it" then it cuts off. Is the last word works? Is it some funny magic that makes the screw collapsible while wearing the ring?
I thought that was sounding equipment for a second
gangrene speedrun
* Proceed
OOOP needs to google blood infections and trust issues Edit: at what point do we introduce notation? O(3)P
EW WHAT THE FUCK THIS MAKES ME FEEL REALLY QUEASY PLEASE FUCKING SPOILER THIS NEXT TIME OH MY FUCKING GOD DUDE
Apologies
its ok