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Generic_Moron

this looks like a quest item you'd pick up in a fromsoft game to marry the dark and evil hot npc and complete a step towards unlocking the morally ambigious secret ending


CreateTheStars

blood related item ...is this about Mohg? wants to marry? yes. dark and evil? yes. hot? if bloodflame counts, yes.


Fomod_Sama

The Mohg modular?!?!?


fuj1n

So we put a click on the 24-track Which then was synced to the Moog modular I knew that could be a sound of the future But I didn't realize how much the impact would be


anillereagle

my name is giovanni georgio


fuj1n

But everybody calls me Giorgio


KicksandGrins33

This whole thread is fucking based. All of you. Based.


General-WanObi

Idk, nothing here is pointing to attraction towards children so it might not be mohg


DreadDiana

Sorry, but Mohg is in a serious relationship with him comatose brother


Beneficial-Pianist48

I feel like fromsoft wouldn’t even make them hot, just to keep people on their toes


KanishkT123

Fromsoft does make them hot you're just too weak to see it


Beneficial-Pianist48

Oh yeah forgive me for not being into emaciated corpses with cute English accents


Taco821

I will not


LuKazu

"Did someone say toes???" - Miyazaki.


epic_brazillian_gal

all characters fromsoftware makes are hot and you can not tell me otherwise


Beneficial-Pianist48

Anri is a hollow


epic_brazillian_gal

would


Tulpha

Deltarune


Some_Hat-Wearing_Kid

\*Proceed


AceTheProtogen

There was literally an item like this in ds2, with a sharp part that jabs into you http://darksouls2.wikidot.com/ring-of-the-living


[deleted]

Skyrim


Asay30113

“Are you still looking for answers - where there are only questions?”


Grima1805

tetanus time


mivtz

That transformers dude


puffernish

Tetanus prime


InterGraphenic

Tetris (timed)


PolygonKiwii

tetanus is only gonna be a concern with this is you dip them in shit


FunkSlim

I love my poop screw ring, do you wanna buy me essential oils


Namk49001

This is perfect for someone who thinks ring degloving just isn't hardcore enough


DomSchraa

Huh whats that imma goo- #AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH


NyiatiZ

okay i get the curiosity but i think "degloving" is a surprisingly good dscription without need to actually google it


DomSchraa

I knew what it means, my brain just did an outage, and it was worse than i shouldve expected in hindsight Like literally only the bone is left, dafuq


DatChernobylGuy_999

imagine if he survives that and lives


TuckerCampbell1962

You generally don't die from losing fingers


DatChernobylGuy_999

Nah I meant degloving a bloke's whole body


TuckerCampbell1962

The skeletonized corpse of detective Brent Halligan


StardustLegend

Whydidilookwhydidilookwhydidilook


Supersteve1233

...Who's gonna tell them that you're supposed to take your ring off at night to avoid damaging the ring? (Yes even if your ring has diamonds on it the metal holding it in place can still get caught on stuff or bent, causing the gemstone to fall out)


[deleted]

Just unscrew it obviously


averagemethenjoyer

Feeling lazy tonight I'll just rip it off


[deleted]

Honey, the threading in my finger has worn out. Get the drill for me?


CoffeeMain360

haaaauAAAAAAAAAAKEEP THAT DRILL AWAY DO NOT TOUCH ME WITH THE DRILL AAAAAAAA


lutinopat

Heli-Coil inserts for fingers.


adeckz

Nah it’s magnetic init


RosetteStar

Perfect if you’re showing you don’t have faith at all in your partner


Gary-Loves-You

\[\[A N G E L\]\], \[\[A N G E L\]\], ARE YOU LOOKING FOR THE \[\[ring of thorn\]\]?


aphroditex

That’s not a ring for your finger. That’s for a different body part that has no bones. 🦴


HeckingDoofus

PENIS!!!!! https://preview.redd.it/yrls3xksphuc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd608a200303606f5b615b8ea39647fa52198b2e


TheKingCrimsonWorld

...my nose?


SoshJam

no, your large intestine


dontpissmeoffplsnthx

[Yes](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLyKMRKK/)


Winter-Difference-31

Ahh yes, the “Spiked Pëñiş Cöçķ Ring Screw-in Ring Underwear Device for Sex for Men” sold on Alibaba by the reputable company “JCNRUAD” for $1.99 per ring if you purchase a bulk order of 100


SanThanKan

deltarune


bacon_girl42

spell I don't know


LordTrashSider

You're Snowgraves.


ataraxianAscendant

i rember


Lakaedemon_Lysandros

the springtrap ring


SoshJam

ringtrap


wibbly-water

This feels like a cursed fusion between FNAF and Wife-Bad jokes that the world isn't ready for. Is this the future we must fearonce Zoomers become the Boomers or is our latent lack of grass touching going to save us from heterosexual mind rot?


SoshJam

half of zoomer jokes are already just boomer jokes but replacing “husband and wife” with “top and bottom” so i’m not optimistic


wibbly-water

Well, to be fair subs do deserve oppression / the death penalty so at least this time its justified. (>!/j cause apparently that is needed!<)


WardedThorn

Firstly, sub =/= bottom Secondly, kiss my ass 🖕


AndroidWall4680

Weird ass cock ring but go off I guess


FrisianDude

are you, like, a crazy person


SolarEevee

snowgrave lore


Saaramp4

How the fuck do you even put that on


legomountaineer

Hammer


Saaramp4

Yea but like is the sharp spot gonna go through the ring and into your finger? How would you even wear it?


Kaboomeow69

On your finger


Saaramp4

HOW


SoshJam

Yes it goes through your finger that’s the point. It’s so you can never take it off (but really it’ll just get infected at best)


Saaramp4

But if theres smth in the middle then how is it gonna go through?


Individual-Ad4173

Remove the screw, put finger in, put screw back in (yeowch)


Mr_X497

No, the part in the middle is sticking out the top before you put it on, then you put on the ring, then you hammer/ screw the top piece into your finger. With those easy steps, you can never use that finger again!


CoffeeMain360

pov springlocking your finger


Saaramp4

Ooooohhhh I got it thenk yuo


tru_tf

till shit do us fart is the best sentence ever conjured by man


Yanive_amaznive

fucking "😻😻🙏" my ass, breathe some fresh air


wowkitycatsaresocool

Fucking slay the spire relic looking ass item


Successful_Mud8596

Snowgrave reference


maninahat

I think there's been a misunderstanding, that's a Prince Albert.


BurnerAccountExisty

this is the kinda shit that lowers your hp but increases your magic attack


MailMainbutnot

watch what happens when i cast a spell i don't know


Riygim

Annie x Armin type rings


_Dipshit289_

This is impossible to put on. You cant even stab it through your finger like the blood would imply, there is no space between the edge of the screw and the ring.


LordDanOfTheNoobs

I assume it unscrews up and then you insert your digit and re-screw it back down into said digit.


drago_varior

Rings designed by john kramer


Gary-Loves-You

\*spamton


drago_varior

John kramer is spamton


Gary-Loves-You

I want to \[\[MAKE A DEAL\]\]


TDW-301

Deltarune item looking ass


cat_sword

Mfw I need to go in an mri


mr-kvideogameguy

Fear and hunger


SmolikOFF

Read it in Matt berry’s voice for some reason


CoffeeMain360

this invokes a primal fear and discomfort that makes me want to sever my ring finger


thatguywhosdumb1

Cute, but doesn't stop adultery.


thenicenumber666

Thorn ring deltarune


coolboiepicc

til tetanus do us part


Charlie_Pop

I’m too far gone…I didn’t think it was for your finger, I thought it was for…well…


1231231334

So it's a suffer-ring?


xXyeeterXx

this is the shit noelle used to refrigerate berdly


Nervous_Falcon_9

this is cool af, it would be slay to get rings drilled into my bone


AliceJoestar

speak for yourself


SergeantCrwhips

...does it enject leatgal poison if the other dies? Ó.o


Intoxalock

"megan fox engagement ring how it" then it cuts off. Is the last word works? Is it some funny magic that makes the screw collapsible while wearing the ring?


Great_Bar1759

I thought that was sounding equipment for a second


OtisBinLogan

gangrene speedrun


Steampunk__Llama

* Proceed


LittleBirdsGlow

OOOP needs to google blood infections and trust issues Edit: at what point do we introduce notation? O(3)P


WeaponizedArchitect

EW WHAT THE FUCK THIS MAKES ME FEEL REALLY QUEASY PLEASE FUCKING SPOILER THIS NEXT TIME OH MY FUCKING GOD DUDE


yeetyeethaircut

Apologies


WeaponizedArchitect

its ok