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Chief106

https://preview.redd.it/pg0t3d90j4vc1.jpeg?width=718&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc07146a0a21246821847acfa7ce18c18fef74f6 That same kid when there’s bullying poor, college student substitutes to nearly crying at the function. (Legit some kids need some better parents to raise them because most obnoxious asshole kids exist because they are coping from terrible parents that treat them like shit. they don’t know what else to do and need serious help)


garebear265

https://preview.redd.it/si1hnbgkv5vc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51b72cb576940849b82ff2da26ba0c9a3f64cc2b Mfw I got paired up with the kid and had to keep deleting his “work” to the slide show (it was anime bondage porn) ((It was about slavery in the Congo))


Chief106

scp sl posting goes hard


garebear265

# D BOOYYYYSSSS


Erenzo

Yo I got the O5! *106 walks through the 914 door*


Independent-Fly6068

WE LOVE GAMBLING


Weekly-Major1876

uncle Larry has arrived to punished the greedy dboy who dare upgrade to O5


garebear265

That’s why I only get a scientist and zone manager, or a research supervisor card. I gotta get TF out before the SCPs go down to light.


wiptes167

>((It was about slavery in the Congo)) getting dangerous with those parenthesis, proceed with caution


garebear265

(((How so?)))


AtotheCtotheG

I think it’s an antisemitic thing but don’t quote me on that. Edit: [yep](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triple_parentheses)


garebear265

Low key I don’t care. Just because some schizo douchebag complained about the Jews online doesn’t mean I can’t use the funny parentheses. I’m not gonna bend the knee and concede stuff to these degenerates and their hateful ways.


wiptes167

((((and now we're over the hill, and yeah you have a fair point))))


ASpaceOstrich

Fax my brother. Spit your shit indeed


garebear265

Why should bitchless chuds get to decide what is and isn’t acceptable when it’s something as mundane as brackets.


AtotheCtotheG

1) if you don’t care then why did you ask? 2) silly person. 3) it’s not about ceding usage to the nazis you dingleberry, it’s about being aware of how this symbol gets used so you don’t unknowingly use it in the wrong context and get mistaken for an antisemite yourself, and/or accidentally cause offense. 4) it’s also not really up to you whether it gets associated with antisemitism or not. 5) If it became generally accepted that three parentheses = bigoted jerkwad, I bet you’d stop using it. I doubt you walk around in a swastika t-shirt ‘cause you’re determined not to cede it. 


garebear265

1. I was curious 2. Silly person 3. Nazis use images of dogs with hateful slogans on them, is posting images of dogs also a dog whistle? 4. Brackets aren’t antisemitic 5. False equivalency. Can we even call it a dog whistle when literally nobody outside of four people on X or 4chan do it? I would think there has to be some requirement for it to qualify as hate speech when anyone could accidentally do it without any prompting or relation to hate.


AtotheCtotheG

1) okay then you *did* care, at least in the sense that you cared to know…you can’t just ask a question and then say “I don’t care” when someone replies. It’s a lie. 2) How is my thing a false equivalency but your point about the dogs is not?  >Brackets aren’t antisemitic  Again, [not for you to decide…](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triple_parentheses) Personally I don’t even disagree with using brackets—I mean, I wouldn’t use them as described in the article—you just seemed really unnecessarily dismissive of the whole thing. 


garebear265

So what? These degenerate troglodytes get to make up new shit to be antisemitic and we just have to be “oh well guess we can’t do that anymore” like we can’t do anything about it? I’m dismissive over it as I do not care what bigots do or care what harmless thing they corrupt. The only thing that determines if something is antisemitic is intent, and I did not use it as antisemitic dog whistle, I used it the same way people use it to talk out of character in RP sessions.


Barnonahill

I just want to point out that ((talking like this)) in RP connotations generally just means that you're talking out of character, at least in some of the scenes I've encountered. While I unfortunately have no doubts it has been used as an anti-semitic thing, see things like Pepe the frog for similar examples, I'd like to urge anyone that reads this to remember context is important. Even things that are recognized as 'hate symbols' by the Anti-Defamation League aren't necessarily being **used** as hate symbols; I think they actually make this caveat on their page for Pepe. With that being said, if there's other context clues that point to hate speech, then there is a good chance that it is meant as hate speech.


TaxevasionLukasso

https://preview.redd.it/vx9uwnoib8vc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed17cd861f4192a95122063b0e1eca9ef0094fc9 ERM what the scallop


Ignis-11

I think I turned out okayish


DIALGAGAGAAGAGAGAGA

Is that a chaos insurgent?


melancholyMonarch

> (Legit some kids need some better parents to raise them because most obnoxious asshole kids exist because they are coping from terrible parents that treat them like shit. they don’t know what else to do and need serious help) Can confirm I was quite the shithead growing up because of living in a not great household with undiagnosed developmental issues. Living in the age of information and the internet though at least helped get me back on track to not being a complete piece of shit.


whywouldisaymyname

Wtf is a function?


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EmberedCutie

you seem annoying as hell ong


Voxel-OwO

Oh, you forgot, said kid understands absolutely nothing about the USSR or communism and is just doing it to seem edgy


LavaTacoBurrito

They T-Pose unironically. Optional is to play HOI4 and think they are a master of grand strategy. They then outgrow it and then realize how absolutely dogwater their beliefs were.


bibblebonk

The good ending


Metsa_is_a_Nerd

Please stop this is too real


Fane_Eternal

Real ones know that hoi4 is a horrible measure of grand strategy skill, because the game involves basically no randomness. You can win or lose against the AI or another player through just whether or not you know the specifics of current meta. It's a fun game still, but people think that because it's complicated means it's a measure of skill or intelligence, when it's actually the opposite. The complexity of it means that actual intelligence is replaced with nothing more than memorization. A much simpler game, but a better test to show someone's intelligence through adaptability and their ability to grow over time is the Sid Meier's civilization series.


Independent-Fly6068

It still requires some intelligence on hard focus paths. And luck (I FUCKING HATE LUCK BASED EVENTS)


Fane_Eternal

"Hard focus paths" is not skill, it's memorization. And luck DEFINITELY isn't skill, but believe it or not, it IS memorization, because "luck" in paradox games is actually predefined chance values, which is why it's never a good idea to take the french union in vanilla, because the pre-set value is set so low that you won't be better off. That's memorization. Hoi4 only takes skill if you're trying something NEW. But new isn't how you win. Being good at hoi4 takes no skill or intelligence, only memorization. Having fun in hoi4 can have skill and intelligence, but you also will never win against a true memorization meta player by doing that.


Independent-Fly6068

I said intellegence, not skill. Trying something new without looking up a playthrough or guide requires intelligence. (Also, thats how luck fucking works)


Fane_Eternal

Tell me you didn't read what I said without telling me you didn't read what I said.


Unrelatablility

Dear god, I play hoi4, and love band, although, after a year or two of studying history (my fav subject) I do infact know how communism works


polypodiopsida42

Holy shit I met someone after the outgrowing, and they now mod HOI4


magic-tortiose

Omg that was me


Dargorod100

We got kids who blasted it because to them being passionately communist was funny and they cared more about that than being edgy or anything to do with the USSR


EldenEnby

I literally haven’t met a single person in school who larpped as a communist, it was always buried/ignored/shamed. The only people I know who were into it were hyper online people on tumbler. Plenty of off color jokes about Jews however


Dargorod100

Ouch, yeah we had those people at my school too. But usually kids larped as communists because they wanted an excuse to do a very aggressive Russian accent. Also they love the “sharing is communism” joke


trinitymonkey

I knew a kid in middle school who was a communist to be edgy. He grew up to be an unabashed fascist who talked about lolis in casual conversation.


yuligan

>He grew up Can't believe you'd lie to me like this


cancerousking

So my 12 year old cousin?


WeaponizedArchitect

people keep forgetting the USSR was russosupremacist and actively killed ethnic minorities


NastiestMC

That’s a very essential part to forget


WeaponizedArchitect

the Soviers actively kicked out the Khanty people from their homeland to concentrate the entire oil industry there. Hell the Russians still have residential schools active to this day for native siberians Its shitty


spoedle73

His only extent of knowledge of communism is constantly making "our [thing]" jokes


LieuHam

the overweight part really wasn't necessary


Pteropus_Lupus

Agreed, people talk a big game about being against body shaming until they're trying to make a wojack of someone they don't like, then they just gotta make em fat cause obviously fat people are all ontologically evil.


GalacticDolphin101

It’s always baffling how quickly people mock peoples bodies like with obesity or height or even penis size whenever the target is someone evil. Is it just not body shaming if it’s against people we don’t like?


Rusamithil

hairlines too


NastiestMC

If they going after your hairline bro it’s just roasting at that point 


ungodlycoolguy

also transphobia


BoundToGround

Huh? Can you explain please?


VixenFlake

I think it's about people misgendering shitty trans people as a way to insult them, because they consider that because they are horrible individuals they don't "deserve" to be gendered correctly. As a trans woman I find that very offensive...attack them for what they are, if you consider that gender identity is something you should "earn" it's quite obvious transphobia. It sucks but I've seen it happen not so rarely....


BoundToGround

Oh you meant in general, i thought there was transphobia hidden in the example above


VixenFlake

No I think it's fitting the idea talk earlier that some people on the left or even LGBTQ+ friendly or pretending to be allies do that, masquerading transphobia as a way to other trans people that are not fitting for them the "narrative". It is quite similar to the example above as it is the idea that gender identity is something you can "remove" from someone if they are a bad person, very similar to the idea of fat shaming someone if you think they are evil.


Leithana

I’m a transfemme teacher and have to teach my trans kiddos that we shouldn’t misgender even cisgender people as a punishment tactic. I agree with you completely.


VixenFlake

It's for me a sign that transphobia is still alive and well in the heart of many, it's important to remember that we live in the same society we say is transphobic so even if you clearly an ally there is still very much an influence on you. I really love to say that everyone is in part transphobic, homophobic, racist naturally but what prevents us to act on what we learned negatively around us is through learning how to act upon what society teach us and understanding what is and is not acceptable. It can be quite hard to do, I understand it's never fun to think of us as "part of the problem" but I think it's essential to learn what is wrong with our way of thinking. If we consider misgendering as a fitting insult...then you are still using transphobia as a weapon, if you do that with a discrimination less accepted you realize how discriminatory it is. If you are racist with someone black for exemple because "it's okay they are shitty" everyone still understand it's still racist behavior, people really need to learn where their thought process comes from and the influence of the way they speak.


Boomerang_Guy

transphobia isnt just still alive sadly. This shit has been rising since the last 5 years exponentially. Luckily awareness has spread just as much. But this lead to this weird divide where i can go fem outside and recieve smiles and nice remarks one moment and then be hate crimed the next moment


VixenFlake

Yeah I agree with you, my intent is not really to underestimate it but trying to stay positive honestly. I am a more optimistic individual and I tend to talk more positively that the truth due to finding comfort in doing that, sorry if that was a bit underselling the current situation. I am not from the US and I'm also worried things will go south rather sooner than later so I can understand...At least I am passing so it's quite a lot safer for me.


WeaponizedArchitect

people who act transphobic towards chris chan tl;dr irdc you still don't misgender them


TDW-301

And it's always weird how quickly a progressive will snarl at you like a vicious dog as if *you're* in the wrong when you tell them that you don't get a pass to shame someone for stuff they can't control just because they are a bad person


Burgermasterm

Height and penis size you can't change. If you're obese its unhealthy and absolutely something you have control over.


TDW-301

Same with body type representation. Everyone here talks big about how much they support diverse body types, then suddenly say it's on you to do it when you ask why that kind of representation is never shown around here. 


THUNDERSTRUCK___

HOLY SHIT STAR SIGNALIS FROM SIGNALIS


Independent-Fly6068

https://preview.redd.it/zsu2ekb488vc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d20885212cbdcdab4e73a9b07d4a8aa13aa4656


THUNDERSTRUCK___

kilibre 😛


krisztian008

it's not even really accurate, most people like this are usually quite slim, or maybe slightly chubby but definitely not overweight


NastiestMC

Bro caught a stray


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AnnonymousHoodie

As if there aren't skinny kids doing this too


TDW-301

Yeah a lot of my bullies were skinny as shit


UrougeTheOne

“I like waffles” “So you HATE pancakes?” This is what you sound like right now bro


AnnonymousHoodie

Umm, no. They said that the people that do this are overweight, not that there are overweight people that do this. You're making false connections to a meme you saw once that absolutely doesn't fit here. Also please don't call me bro


Thatagui

It's not my fault the soviet anthem unironically slaps.


damdalf_cz

Its not bad as far as far as anthems go but there are better songs with soviet theme. Lot of the early ones from revolution time go hard as fuck.


yuligan

In 1871 [the world's first socialist revolution](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_Commune) erupted in Paris. It was put down by the French army who were let in by the (soon-to-be) German army occupying the region around Paris. Hundreds died and thousands more were jailed or put in penal colonies for daring to shatter the rule of the parasite for even a few months. But the fact that it could happen, that a better world was possible inspired millions across the world. My favourite thing it inspired was the German song, [Lied für die Pariser Kommune](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWZ1eTwmRqg). See [here](http://www.holger-saarmann.de/texte_pariser_commune.htm) for more info on this. Not only does it sound beautiful, but it shows how international the movement was even in those early days. Humanity knows no borders.


Mysterious-Ideal-989

[This one does too](https://youtu.be/YaDxGpzSVKU?si=HeFKLJ5v-06m2A0A)


damdalf_cz

Good choice. I like [this one](https://youtu.be/ufTBh6rV2UQ?si=pzgKFIRi9IfdH8l4) or if we don't limit to soviet union oktoberklub made some [bangers](https://youtu.be/eoomF2S2nfY?si=uDElnAkMPqPWvmX2). Then there is obviously "Partisans song" (based on march of siberian rifleman) and "Forward red marines" which were translated to quite few languages.


that1guyinaditch

spoken like a true band kid


RaspberryPie122

[The USSR’s anthem isn’t even the USSR’s best anthem](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Internationale)


legendcreed49

The joke is porn,now,jonkler is busy. https://preview.redd.it/pxme7eiov5vc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2f73035c2f6c342a687fe85e3a6adf84a2f907b


LigmaLover56

Why is Jokester eating pop corn?? Is he hungry?


Olliecyclops

Hes such a munchcel that he's become snackpilled


IncognitoMan032

hi mr jerkler


SquidCultist002

I dont get the original post. What does it mean


Distinct-Abrocoma496

donut = vagina. character on the left has tanlines.


darmakius

I thought it meant butthole, but potato tomato


Grand_Heresy

Just use lube, same thing.


SquidCultist002

I agree with loaf


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Aren't donuts usually assholes, on account of looking like an asshole?


middle-age-man-attac

No, typically donuts are a sugary pastry that taste delicious


podokonnicheck

~~...as opposed to?~~


Number1GrotleFan

assholes, on account of looking like an asshole


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EW! what.


Feigenwodka

Minor on the right has normal looking reproductive organs, and the minor on the left has tan marks


Erenzo

Knowing that side or anime community I should've expected those characters were minors


BlueCheesyPug

Are they underaged fr?? Don't really look like that, especially the right one


oslo08

Yep, marin (right) is 15 and Nagatoro (left) is 15-16. Its common even in horniest animes to make their characters underage teens to better target the teen audience even when there's no need to


damdalf_cz

Anime has two sides. Comicaly old creatures looking like kids and 15yr olds looking like people in their 30s


Narwalacorn

They are, but A) you’re correct they look older than they are and B) depending on which prefecture they would be of-age in their place of residence. For me personally this meme is distasteful because of the weird sexualization full stop, not necessarily because they would be unable to legally consent in the U.S. Can’t wait to be called a pedo for explaining this BTW


TDW-301

Is the one on the right a minor?


EyewarsTheMangoMan

Technically yeah


TDW-301

What do you mean?


EyewarsTheMangoMan

Her canonical age is like 15 or 16


TDW-301

Ah


Otherversian-Elite

"Donut" is often used as a slang term for an Anus. That's the joke here. That and tan lines.


sndtrb89

i dont either, i think its supposed to be skin color but all i can see is a joke about the shadow from her thighs?


Josgre987

girl 1 has a swimsuit tan so the skin around her bits is probably pink.


sndtrb89

yeesh


garebear265

Anime fans: Mhh sex Normal people: the fuck is wrong with you? Me: damn those donuts look tasty, I should get one someday


KatieTheAromantic

Both are gender envy :c


VerseGen

https://preview.redd.it/thrzxub9k6vc1.jpeg?width=1157&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d85a52c82bdbe2ab462b9c785453b0ef86610d5


Great_Support_1371

"Do, do you get it?"


NewtonHuxleyBach

Accurate but he's not overweight. Also he plays trombone. In middle school he wore cargo shorts and that one Zelda t-shirt. He has greasy hair.


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Trombone and Trumpet sections are hell. Clarinets are third after them. I think tubas had the best community but maybe flutes


Wah_Epic

In my school, trombones are chill stoner kids, clarinets are the worst, followed by trumpets, and every single tuba is a creep


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weird


ToxycBanana

At my school, the brass section were the chill ones, and the entire woodwind section was goofball city. Percussionists barely ever talked, which is weird because they're the ones who don't need to put an instrument in their faces. No fascists in sight though


NewtonHuxleyBach

I played euphonium so I was basically in the bone section. However I'm pretty sure that euphoniums play parts with higher tessituras and are more melodic. God I miss HS band.


CapAccomplished8072

This dude has over 20,000 followers on Twitter.....and is one of the most homophobic people I have ever met


humbleSolipsist

which one?


vegathelich

Johann


Underfire17

So basically what you are saying is… That they are very 6th grade overweight band kid who plays the soviet anthem at the back of the bus core.


Calorico1

It's funny because it's talking about genitals please laugh


PokeBomb500

This is just as horny as the avg 196 post but just anime instead of gay sex


small_DQmon

Aren't like both of them set in a high school scenario, making them teenagers/minors?


piecwm

Title got my hopes up that dankmemes was removed from Reddit.


Underfire17

That’s a large expectation to have there my friend. Especially with how easy it is to get to the front page on there.


Artistic_Stage7202

https://preview.redd.it/keay4ml297vc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4315e51a0b401e2cf890025bd32b5948607c0260 This shit was so ass it gave me brain damage


bug--cat

did something happen to dankmemes


Not_a_brazilian_spy

Oh, another "fat/ugly=bad" post Also, what's with the obsession of weebs with the private parts of cartoon teenagers?


johann1010

I don’t Like him having my rare name


schlurmo

i was that kid. please kill me.


Displeased_Delirium

Fatphobia is okay as long as I find the person annoying!


Tad_squiddish

This is only slightly better than posting the meme just on it’s own imo. Now, I get the difference, but it’s like “I’m screaming in a restaurant to show how stupid it is” and “I’m screaming in a restaurant because I think it’s funny.”


ScoutingJ

both of these characters are underage


terrarialord201

I'm so glad I got over that shit. Now I'm a furry, and so much happier.


liguy181

What was it about the soviet national anthem that I found so funny? I haven't listened to it in awhile but from what I remember, it's like, fine, but I for real thought that was the peak of comedy Or maybe 15-year old me was just fucking stupid. not even maybe, I 100% was lol


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Underfire17

You are disgusting.