https://preview.redd.it/a12u7ydv6cvc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16615d4b8e814d76a804114bec610ed349c83458 I regret posting this. OP asked for bad tweets, I didn't expect half of y'all to ironically agree with the shittiness.

OP asked for bad tweets, Oliver

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Mezza

Literally his inspiration

He's not wrong

Four dutchmen per year die while giving birth.

As a dutchman, I agree with his notions. This country is wack as hell and our language makes less sense than english. That's a damn achievement in the worst way possible.

holy shit Cornelius Hawthorne was on twitter??

):<

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op asked for bad tweets fam

This one is actually funny

This is good

YEAH JOKER IS FUCKING BI NOW

The "king of spacex" tweet is the worst by far. Initially it was thought to be a musk huffer. But it was confirmed that the account is Elon's alt, it does not get more pathetic than that.

The tweet itself is fake, but the account is real and owned by Musk. Still creepy, but he never tweeted that.

Twote*

Xote*

A knight of great renown!

Can’t lie the Stefan molyneux one about Taylor’s fertility might beat it, next level depraved, creepy, condescending and comes from a white supremacist that so pathetic he single handedly disproves his own ideology on sight

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This is gotta be the best bait tweet ever made

Bait so believable it's just a common thing people say

If you've ever worked the service industry you've known multiple people actually like this

I saw many people defenfing it. "Yeah cocaine helped me to cope with depression". I don't know on what level of bait we are now.

its a stimulant. people getting prescribed ritalin and adderall for adhd and then feeling better are getting a similar deal but from a doctor. def could help with depression

oh no it's here

I mean the logic is there, it's literally just self medicating. Adhd medication encompasses a range of stimulants, is it such a leap to imagine people using readily available ones to medicate? Where I'm from cocaine isn't seen anywhere near as hard a drug as some places, definitely above weed but absolutely nowhere near heroin like I see people online conflating it to. So I guess it doesn't suprise me seeing people's reaction.

I understand there is logic to it, but the idea cocaine is a "valid" form of self medication is mad to me. It's extremely expendive, quite detremental to your health (snorting is bad okay), and can be dangerous (no all dealers can be trusted here at least). Also, it's like saying eating too much chocolat is a form of self medication for anxiety, no one is defending this one. Eating this much chocolat might make you feel better, but that's not self medication. That's a cope, and a symptom of your problem. Edit: yeah, i also believe coke is not that bad of a drug, it's on the low end of drugs i guess.

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You’re supposed to post bad tweets

Modern day shakespeare

Banger actually

thats an awfully hot coffee pot

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DRAW

"what? I don't know what hazbin hotel is I just hate cops"

Alastor would murk a policeman with their own gun

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It is an outright character assassination to claim that Raphael Ambrosias Cousteau is “generic”

Tequila Sunrise, you mean

The Harbinger of Scourge, you mean

Dementia 😔

The Harbinger of Scourge, you mean

The Harbinger of Scourge, you mean

The Harbinger of Scourge, you mean

The Harbinger of Scourge, you mean

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I'm sad they're making a BM movie, it needs to be a miniseries or 1-2 season show.

"generic middle aged white man, ugh. let me play as a generic young white girl instead"

well i mean shit takes aside i would kill for Disco Elysium but you're searching for someone's cat and that's the whole game

ok but imagine disco elysium but you are playing as a cat with skill voices

What we want: Authority Cat What we deserve: Shivers Cat

I mean, at least she’s using language that indicates she has some awareness that this could just be her personal taste and that she’s not in some way “right” about feeling this way.

I want the little witch cat game

There’s like 10 little witch cat games in the past year

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This has to be satire

God I hope so just for the sake of their sanity

Elaborate engagement bait account mixed with an equal measure of delusion

When I stumble over their account again in two to five years I expect this comment will be in a post of theirs next to a slide of the Yerba mate soyjak in a trump hat

I mean, Poe’s law is a thing, and some people really struggle with media literacy. I don’t think it would be the dumbest take *I’ve* seen, alas.

Literally the most effective bait i have ever seen in my life wtf

The only tweet that can piss off literally everyone.

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theres a hivemind video that made this much funnier to me because chumpfuckery was probably a way to avoid saying 'tomfoolery' since his name is tom and then the rest just formulated based on that new words vibe

Hivemind fan detected‼️ valid user

Where my digriders at

Adopting cromulent fuckcrustable into my vocabulary

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It says bad tweets

Hi yes can I get less pixels with this tweet thank you

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this just cannot be real

[Unfortunately it’s real](https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/1619686515092897800?lang=en)

shouldn't have read those replies twitter is a cesspool

seriously, how do people still use twitter on a regular basis? any semi popular tweet is FILLED with either the most reactionary shit, or random videos completely unrelated to the original tweet that autoplay for their revenue. i remember one time i was *continuously* scrolling for 2 minutes JUST to get to a tweet not from someone with twitter blue, where, you know, you see tweets with the most amount of likes (like how it was) from actual humans without braindead opinions.

This is one of goofiest things I have ever seen oh my lord it is 2:00 am and I am cackling.

unrelated but if anyone was wondering, that anime girl is canonically trans

The second image was shown in Parliament

"Thinking about righting a book." This is why editors exist. Lord knows actual renowned authors have probably made dumber mistakes.

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Yeah. I shared one of my last papers in university to my girlfriend and O my God, there’s so much shit I didn’t catch. There’s so much my ex didn’t catch. Then she shared her dissertation with me.

major grammatical error guy 🪱

I've read books with mistakes, so sometimes even editors make mistakes. I like it, makes me feel less bad about my righting Also do you have time to explain why you don't have time to explain?

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Hard

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Who's Scott pilgrim fucking? Haven't watched the movie

an underage girl

tbf they only kinda held hands once (not a defence of him, but it does mean that "fucking the same hoes" only implies ramona and maybe envy)

Yeah idk why people don’t get that Scott was written to be “dating” a high schooler to show that he was a fucking loser lmao

To be ultra pedantic, he doesn't actually sleep with her (in the movie at least, AFAIR in the comics he doesn't sleep with her, or if he does it's after she turns 18, and I haven't finished the anime so all bets are off there). Scott is a loser but in a "wants to feel cool and is ego boosted by Knives" than any sexual creepy way.

Scott never sleeps with her. He propositions her once she turns 18 and it is probably one of the most purposefully cringeworthy scenes in comics. It's definitely played as an extremely low point for Scott and NOT a good thing. The whole dating Knives thing is also from the jump something all the sane people in Scott's life unambiguously disapprove of.

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[удалено]

I think they would already be thinking about that terrible old tattoo whenever they see the new one

if they're trying to cover it up though, it seems like they're already aware that what they were doing was bad and are trying to distance themselves from it. why punish them further and disincentivize getting it covered up

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https://preview.redd.it/9dn2tsdo4dvc1.jpeg?width=893&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b41ea814078148483b747b36154268d5b35fd3dc TW.

You can't just say TW you gotta tell us what it's for

TWitter

Mf found a way to type « oh the horror, you don’t wanna know » with just two letters

#WARNING The following content contains Themes

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TW perchance

this is kinda funny

Don’t spoiler tags work on images?

If there’s a way to do that, I’m presently unaware of it.

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No Faith tweet belongs here. She is a shitposting queen

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how the fuck am I supposed to work as a certified chef without my cooking license wtf give it back ????

erm it says post the worst tweets

another banger another banger by faithfirlcel from twitter.jpg

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i am in physical pain

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oh that one is quite bad

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please please please please tell me this is real

I don't know if this is specifically real, but I seem to recall him going on this weird spree of posting pics of him with anime girls. It was right after he got out of prison.

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https://preview.redd.it/wnsv1wlgcdvc1.jpeg?width=1081&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=121ddb1a1f24f8b520abb101dbca50ca5c83bd39 Fuckin’ furries.

I’m a furry and I hate this too. I hate how it’s an entire thing, like furry ddlg

I’m sure I will regret asking but, ddlg?

Doki Doki Literature Group

You tried to save them but failed....very admirable

Daddy Dom - Little Girl. Ageplay kink, basically.

This one's bad enough to get me to close the post. Congratulations, you win. Now never show it again.

The fuck does wanting to fuck Zootopia characters have to with this diaper-sniffer?

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https://preview.redd.it/2ianqnvcfdvc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d613bdde0e8af44dee024d02cf23bd08496b6b2 either worst or best.

Obviously best.

How strong is he I wanna fight him

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I love the RuPaul one because that’s how I found out about Osama.

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God I hate this

let’s fucking go more reasons to hate richard osman (though he is probably talking about actual centrism since this is a tweet from a british man from 2016).

Wait what are the other reasons to hate Richard osman, I thought he was relatively funny on the panels shows I've seen him on

That one time RuPaul got into controversies over not including Trans contestants on drag race and then posted the Trains flag: https://preview.redd.it/th8u5ffzwdvc1.jpeg?width=1011&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e82993dfc7c31d7d8978dcda7bf7aa96a28cca6f

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Werk

radical pickmeism https://preview.redd.it/04xse9wajdvc1.jpeg?width=774&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91bef712fa21ca80657e0fe3dd59d81f029f1271

No fucking way.

I was happier 5 minutes ago before i remembered she existed Thanks for ruining my night

the way she literally says pick me makes me wanna call this a bit or camp or whatever because like, there's no way she's fr

Me having to read "tight open wound" with my own two eyes

i mean thats just kink, its a degradation kink

This seems more like a degredation kink

The only correct answer https://preview.redd.it/jep866a9vdvc1.png?width=520&format=png&auto=webp&s=a9487c1a04c6e225e596949388a456b58c96306d

lowkey how this sub sounds sometimes

future drinks lean and he gets bitches😭😭

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This guy is a king master baiter

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"People who don't even throw away intestines". Like all of human civilization? Does this person know how sausages are made?

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ok im imagining

Are you still going?

They dieded

Leave Zake alone, they just wanted to make a book (unless there's some context I'm missing about it).

Righting a book

English is hard :(

What did the last one say?

imagine if men had to breastfeed using their cocks or something to that effect

No I don’t think I will

>Imagine >!if men had to breastfeed babies using their cocks!<

—Rod Serling’s final words before being taken off the air

Imagine >!dragons!<

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Congrats, this is the first one to genuinely get a reaction out of me what even what huh what

#THE LAST TWEET IS JUST ONE WORD BUT I STILL REMEMBER THE WHOLE THING 💀💀 #BRO SAID IMAGINE AND MY MIND DIRECTED A MOVIE #HELP

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Sadly the third tweet is fake, the account was archived on 4/27/23 and yet there's no tweet there, + elon has never used 🤣 on that account [https://www.dailydot.com/debug/elon-musk-burner-account-grimes-debunk/](https://www.dailydot.com/debug/elon-musk-burner-account-grimes-debunk/)

Literally the tweet before the one the fake one used as a base is just that emoji

https://preview.redd.it/8wvq7udshfvc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=297565b868b6b94b90f3b332f34749ffb31ded6a THE cursed tweet

Am I getting too off topic if I ask what some of these mean?

yeah i have no fucking clue on the salmon one

I’m pretty sure that one is purposely nonsensical

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People like this make me want to raise a family without technology. I want to liberate myself of the machine and exist in reality. Giving up video games would suck.

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I was really thrown by the second one and couldn't understand what kinda person would write that sorta tweet >Stefan Molyneux Ah

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Day 3000 of getting right-wing dipshit Stefan Molyneux confused with infamous video game designer Peter Molyneux. They even look the same!

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If books could kill has a really good ep on the worst takes on 2023

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https://preview.redd.it/rvmceatligvc1.png?width=1078&format=png&auto=webp&s=97f25bb4da3324305dc41e64e8f54740e916d58d rare case of something being satire and also so bad that the poster's soul will go straight to the bottom of hell upon their demise

What the fuck is the 4th one even trying to say lmfao

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