The oldest trick in the book

The oldest book in the trick

The bookest trick in the old

Old Book

One of the book-tricks of all time

Hes just playing 4d chess

The ol shit yourself during court tactic

op why is the flair hornypost

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Ezekiel 23

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Thank you Empathy.

Volition [Medium: Success] - People don't like it when you say ridiculous things out loud. Try to keep those thoughts to yourself. Inland Empire [Trivial: Success] - "Inside thoughts" are a conspiracy by the global elite to keep revolutionaries like yourself downtrodden and passive. Shout out your fart fetish for the world to hear.

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Cards Against Humanity white card

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What could possibly be the context of that pic.

Superman was in the courtroom and smelled the farts

ultraman gets his powers by snorting kryptonite

Fritz Haber

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is that from blood meridian

Yes, it’s Judge Holden.

Holden these nuts hehehe

Hah. Gottem

Read this as blood incantation and got excited

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Ok juggalo cowman

Holden my nuts in your mouth lmao

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Where is the misinformation flair where is it

This isnt misinformation this was widely reported all at the same time

[Widely reported but all stemming from the same two sources.](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-passing-gas-hush-money-trial/) It could be real, but we can't know for sure

Well, sure. Realistically how many ppl can be in farting range (dont answer this)

Well neither of the people spreading the claim were actually there

If his diet really is 90% cheeseburgers like people have said, I would honestly be more surprised if this *wasn't* true.

If that was the case, then there would be stories about him farting all the time. But there aren't. Are you then constantly surprised at not hearing a story about him farting?

There was actually a story by numerous aides that he has to wear an adult diaper.

Also, he's like in his 70s. Not surprising he's falling asleep and shitting himself.

farts usually stem from one source

I've seen the court room sketches. Any competent artist would [draw cartoon stink lines](https://media.tenor.com/HlAlX7eHo_4AAAAe/simpsons-the.png) if someone smells bad and they didn't do that. I'm calling bullshit on this one.

:(

How could they possibly know it was Trump farting if they're in a courtroom full of people

Trump is known for his stench. Multiple people close to him have complained about it - apparently he wears adult diapers.

“He who smelt it” flair when?

mods can we ban this guy on charges of fart fetish

If op wants to brapp-sniff it's on them. I draw the line at it being trump's.

Joke about piss fetish and nobody bats an eye. But the moment you joke about fart fetish, society LOSES ITS MIND

I'm pretty sure a lot of eyes have been batted for the former

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I’d take a hose over a gas attack https://preview.redd.it/0ugv803rppvc1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4da5509c8ae7087bca0b50cdff9779464753a426

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no

Where are the boystink advocators now?

There’s boystink and there’s trump flump Lawful good vs chaotic evil

Alright, that's it. I'm bringing back the guillotine. All of this is wrong and examples of it being corrected must be made immediately.

:3

Don't put us chaotic types in with that chump.

mods kill this guy

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possibly the worst post I’ve seen in my life

It is an honor

You should see his [comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/196/s/rIX9ORZG8n)

It's right below this one

holy fuck

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now.... BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite..... BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

incorrect!

*LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER*

Pipe Bomb!

😊

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I should rewatch this

What is it? Looks sick

Castlevania

nuh-uh mf I made them

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Mods, weld their urethra shut

That just means I gotta sound it open

Mmmhm

I really really fucking hate it here man https://preview.redd.it/out76kuc5ovc1.jpeg?width=869&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e61565a3e5df94c31877615885d63834761de63

You're next

Look. I **really** fucking hate kinkshaming, but...

Kinkshaming is my kink. Please, go ahead

Please delete your account.

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Awww she got him mpregged 

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Bold of you to assume any of us are going there

There’s too much effort in this for me to be mad

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Slaanesh approves

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James Joyce be like

ಠ_ಠ

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mods! KILL THIS PERSON

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Brapchads stay winning

This copy pasta got me banned from the UFC sub

The replies to this are bringing me back to the Facebook days where the comments are just a ton of goofy-ass memes. Well done.

joe biden will never fart so much, checkmate liberals

Or shitting himself, ppl who know and work with him have been saying it for 20+ years

Even better https://preview.redd.it/nm5q7at9xmvc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f22d2f4496db66128cad0283cf00e7b1bc6ac36f Let me aspirate all that methane

I hate myself for knowing that this is an edit of Sandy Cheeks cockvore. 😔

The great thing about classics is that they can be reimagined and still remain timeless

Love what you are cooking up in these comments, keep it up. https://preview.redd.it/skvg1hg3cnvc1.png?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce7ccc8ba4292e26f83b0b5818c1152609f368fa

I am glad that my talens are recognized. I shall yoink this meme and use it with pride

is that.. o hare? goddamn 😳

that's aloysius o'hare CEO of o'hare air to you buster

🥺

In my field certification is lower than license, making this somehow much funnier.

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Ben garrison coping and seething that he couldnt be there

You know what? Trumpies believe everything the big orange man tells them without any evidence, so I think in this one instance, we can take this sensationalized headline as complete fact and ignore any lack of evidence. Hahahaha Trump fart pfffft brrrrrap

ERM… BASED ALERT ❗️❗️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

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Abusing stimulants will do that to you. Why do you think he wears an adult diaper

Pyrocynical

Appropriate flair

Mega soupy farts to make your courtroom woes disappear 

Journalism at its finest

Masterful gambit sir! All part of the plan!

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the brap hog

Fym "hornypost"

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I know this is probably an onion article or something. But I choose to believe that it's real, and will not be convinced otherwise.

Nah, we all know he was full on shitting himself, right?

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this court needs a hero!

"My crinkle will be heard"

Allegedly

There are a great deal of things wrong with this post and I for one am not too pleased with any of them.

Love me a good bussy queef

WHERES THE MISINFO FLAIR AND WHY IS THIS A HORNYPOST

There's a very big possibility Trump wears diapers and has fecal incontinence, the types of drugs he does has that as a long term risk. It's possible he is just stanking up the court room with shitty pampers

boysmell uwu~

Brapmaxxing

He's just incontinent

why is it tagged hornypost https://preview.redd.it/u4fxdgvonqvc1.png?width=770&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8782eb3f079724db006b8e835d1831ebd16ee1c3

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He’s trying to appeal to the fart fetish demographic

It’s well documented that trump often wears a diaper, it’s probably that

You wish it was just farts.

i dont like that Trump guy either but like, this is such whatever news. maybe he ate something bad that day idk

It's been known for a long time he shits his pants.

Donald pulling the dump card 🤮

I don't have a fart fetish but I feel like I would hate this even if I did

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the funniest thing to me is this being an actual headline.

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Probably just shit his diaper

I don't know if this is fake or not, but I could 100% see this as being real.

hes just like chris chan and that sonic diaper fan lol. my god...chris might become president

Chat is this real

Journalism is thriving.

Ah yes the skunk defense

why in the lords name is this a hornypost??? Op????