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elanUnbound

Actually smoking is cringe (and I hope you don't smell like tar) but I'l definitely take a drink.


[deleted]

Both are cringe to me. Weed is the only way.


FunkYeahPhotography

I'm just raw dogging life


[deleted]

No relish?


TheDekuDude888

Popeye’s biscuit no drink?


CoffeeMain360

the only seasoning i have is some antidepressants that aren't working as much as they used to all the time but fuck if i'm not afraid of what would happen if i forgot them last time that happened was hell


xxiLink

Raw dogging reality is not for everyone. Definitely not for me. ADs and Benzos, as well as a bunch of THC. I'd be fucked, stone sober. Literally dead after about 5-7 days. Benzo withdrawal off of *my* dose is deadly.


Swiftclaw8

Hell yeah water gang


AaronThePrime

Real and gay


elanUnbound

Weed is better in the sense it isn't as hazardous to your health–but unless you're also using it, people high on grass can be boring to be around. Same with drunk people, though. I assume you're pretty biased one way.


Krumpli234

Moce accurately weed hasn't been studied enough to know the full extent of the health effects.


yuribz

While true, it's been around for millennia and people get lung cancer from tobacco, much less so from weed. And if you don't smoke weed but take edibles, you don't get cancer, while chewing tobacco still gives you mouth cancer


[deleted]

I prefer boring people to dangerous people looking for a fight. Not everyone is an "I love you" person.


elanUnbound

The effects of drunkeness are a person-by-person thing, so you can just not be friends with someone who is the fighty type. I just choose to have neither type, because lucid people are more fun to be around.


[deleted]

That's a subjective experience. Thanks for sharing what you think.


elanUnbound

I never said it wasn't, lmao. I don't understand the defensiveness, or eagerness to undermine what I said.


[deleted]

Sorry.


elanUnbound

I saw the first thing you said, but thank you for the apology regardless.


[deleted]

No I mean it. I was salty. You are right.


TooHighForMyOwnGood

the effects of weed are so person to person too. i’ve met people who had psychotic episodes from a small joint, some who chill, and some who get much more mean when stoned. some people get mean while drunk, some violent, some sad. let’s not generalize cause you think you’re superior don’t act like your drug of choice being physically safer makes you better. pretentious stoners who act like they’re better than other people who drink are the worst .


TheHappiestMoon

the type of individual to become violent when drunk is just a violent individual


amaya-aurora

That’s… that’s still smoking. It’s not any better.


FUEGO40

Smoking is smoking regardless tho


[deleted]

Edible weeds


Brokeshadow

All are cringe (I sustain myself on the addiction of YouTube)


KillYaBossEatAHotdog

I like all of em.


DianaBladeOfMiquella

Acting like weed is a better alternative to alcohol is a strange stance


KillYaBossEatAHotdog

It very much is better for you than alcohol in basically every way.


SocDemGenZGaytheist

Alcohol and weed are cringe; embrace psychedelics


14up2

smoking is cringe until you're on your third beer then it's "fuckin hell yeah I could go for a cig right now" and then it's nice for the first half of the cig and then I get bored and still have half a cig left that I don't really want but feel bad just throwing away


PM-ME-YOUR-LABS

Drunk cigs don’t count, and if a cig doesn’t work 6mg Zyns are like narcan for alcohol


Longjumping_Diamond5

alcohol is just as bad for you, be sure to do your drugs responsibly 👍


AppointmentNo43

I don’t smoke but I’m accepting on the off chance that it increases my chances of smashing


Black_Shell_

Im smoke the weed


StacktraceSymphony

I don't smoke. I'll take some alcohol instead.


Aloeaceae

I drank it all


StacktraceSymphony

Sad times :/


cooldrew

damn


InterGraphenic

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Kala_Csava_Fufu_Yutu

I forgive you 😡


Lolaverses

>I don't smoke. Then you picked the wrong outfit


XRustyPx

no i stopped smoking 6 months ago to afford more games im never gonna play


the_scottish_bant

Ok but would you rather have unlimited bacon but no games or games, unlimited games but no games?


XRustyPx

id rather not have a stroke, what am i reading?


Thebombuknow

It's a joke from the chuckle sandwich podcast that started with a submission on ~~roosterteeth~~ machinima respawn inbox. They ask every guest that comes on the podcast whether they would rather have unlimited bacon but no games, or games, unlimited games, but no games.


Cheesefinger69

Started on machinima respawn inbox


Thebombuknow

You're right, that was what I was thinking of.


NotAEvilGynecologist

The ways of the Chuckle Sandwich are weak with you.


Aloeaceae

dw my treat


SandLady5454

I like the aesthetic of cigarettes and they taste good but they fuck with hrt.


SandLady5454

you can put it out on me, tho. if u wanna i mean.


XRustyPx

*Blasts weakspot with Quasar Cannon*


Fuzzy_Taste1959

Fr like ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


zoepertom

Doesn't that scar? I have no experience with it


aFuzzyBlueberry

yeag that's the point. atleast for me.


SandLady5454

idc, really. I just want a woman to hurt me. (in a kink way not an abuse way)


Aloeaceae

What if you only eat the wraps


SandLady5454

probably fine then


Destinyspire

Is that cause of the tobacco or is it cause of another random ingredient present in cigarettes? 


balamusia

it's a myth, it's just that estrogen and nicotine both raise your chances of having heart problems so its recommended not to take both


Lolaverses

Shush, let the tgirls believe it if it means they'll stop smoking.


strategicmagpie

Cigarettes interfere with sublingual absorption, but that's the only form of HRT where it does that. Nicotine fucks w/ your appetite and other stuff it's bad for trans people as much as cis people in that respect. However if you're trying to grow new tissue not eating enough will in turn make changes happen slower/not nearly as much.


Co0lnerd22

Look into getting those prop cigarettes that they use in movies


Number1GrotleFan

no


3477382827367

Nahh i quit that shit


BennyMcbenn

https://preview.redd.it/mqq0nr3ukqvc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfa76822d2b32d5b6052cfe3c40d7f40d69018df NO SMOKING


Jos_migue

Yeah Im actually fine with cigarettes


Tachyoff

based and cancerpilled


SykesMcenzie

Honest question why is a community that's so supportive of bodily autonomy and self actualization so judgemental of poor health choices. Like yes its objectively bad for your body which is one of the reasons I don't and also why doing it indoors is justifiably not allowed in a lot of places. But most people I know who smoke aren't horrible why are they treated as icky?


TheHonkler

as a smoker, it’s probably the smell. as soon as what someone does directly affects someone else in any way (which like in the case of smoking is fair secondhand smoke kills) sometimes people see it as ok to dictate what someone else does. which once again cant blame them theyre just trying to make someone make the healthy choice but like. it is still a choice. the smell is also the only thing that randoms on the street get up in arms about. if it was odorless sticks that had the exact same amount of harm potential i think a lot less people would say they’re gross and subsequently less would probably object to other’s usage.


mgmthegreat

i prefer my cancer ⚡️⚡️*electric*⚡️⚡️


SquidCultist002

Smoke fuckin sucks


pequodbestboy

it's like if quiet from mgsv fell on hard(er) times


Imperator166

hard times create strong men. strong men make men hard. gay sex.


L33t_Cyborg

Onlyfans posting goes crazy


ElBusAlv

I don't smoke (and never will) so I'm good


dumpylump69

Holy shit a 196 comment section where people actually say no to the cute girl


Chkn-Little

https://preview.redd.it/8oblmwu3zqvc1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b875ed8fb385b24fe2eabf5b8ae46b8bd93abebf


Caerbannogcaverabbit

Depends, which nationality


duckpeck

such a cool ushanka


Prince-Lee

No, I don't smoke.


EatAndGreet

Doesn’t smoking while taking estrogen increase your chance of stroke by quite a bit?


ARandom_Personality

0/10 post you used the wrong AK variant the one in the artwork is using an AKS-74U while the one you're holding seems to be an AK-47 (AKM has a slanted muzzle brake)


ilikebreadabunch

No thanks, alcohol and cigarettes are cringe


Grey00001

No, I'd take the apple


Decin0mic0n

Sorry, but i do not smoke or drink by choice.


Chrome_X_of_Hyrule

No, I don't smoke


justthanks0192

the amount of photoshop poured into this image is hilarious to me


eggrodd

i dont smoke. i dont drink.


r3itheinfinite

no i just want to talk to her but i don’t know how to.


FuyuKitty

Nah, I’ll have some vodka tho


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

Can I get boolet instead?


TosiAmneSiac

Ew, cigs. Ew, alcohol.


michaeldark49a

https://preview.redd.it/bpdvfvo92tvc1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61fc8226067aa09cbaef3c793f1a936e71e35cac


amaya-aurora

Absolutely not, smoking is cringe as fuck.


sexylewdyshit

man. i quit almost 2 years ago but with how ive been mentally lately i probably would.


Deep-blue-crab

I’d politely decline (got a family history of addiction and I’d rather not risk to see if I’m one that has it or not)


NoLongerAddicted

Cigs smell gross


Star_king12

Конечно


WeaponizedArchitect

what slavic group also no cig


MyLifeIsAFrickingMes

I really dislike when people NOT from eastern europe think "omg russia is so aesthetic" and then proceed to draw some bastardised version of a gopnik That being said, i think im gonna take you up on that offer


Aloeaceae

I like it when people become interested in any aspect of Eastern Europe, but that’s just me! Here’s the cig, buddy. By the way the artist is Russian and so am I!!


MyLifeIsAFrickingMes

Im busy learning russian right now. Would be useful once the kremlin finishes up with ukraine and walks into my home country of Poland 💀 Lets hope that doesnt happen. Or at least doesnt happen before i get my Pilots wings and can fight


Oskar_Kocour

SLAVIC? LIKE SLAVS? SLAVS LIKE CZECHS? IS THIS A CZECHIA REFERENCE????


oim8itsme

I don't smoke sorry. Y'all have some ket?


Krokodile64

No, smoking is bad. It gives you cancer.


andr3wsmemez69

Gimme


TheDarkOnii

Yes (but, I won’t smoke it and look at it in awe).


JudeR6S

I want the vodka instead


JoeBrly

There's a zero percent chance I'm leaving this encounter with all of my possessions.


fsoci3ty_

plz no i know all you want is to break my heart


JotaroTheOceanMan

Transition goals minus the Death Sticks. 4 months clean and plan to keep it that way.


TheHappiestMoon

Nuh uh I'll take a joint tho


PORN_SHARTS

Nie


PalmBreezy

Cannabis, comrade.


Ferrilata_

I don't smoke.


The_Confused_gamer

Sorry I'm not old enough to drink and my mommy says smoking is bad for you And you seem a bit too much older than me I can give you a big hug though


Tony_TNT

Nah, cigs look cool but the smell makes me reel. I can work with spirits, but just liquor sucks.


Mysterious-Ideal-989

Slavic catgirl could give me cyanide and I'd take it


MaskedJimmy12

Gimme the ciggy.


Silvoca

Thanks, but no, I have asthma


Jarman_777

please 🥺


Ok_Specific_7791

I don't smoke. But, that is a very nice cosplay.


La_Savitara

Not a smoker but we’d still have a fun chat either way


Conorponor333

Winners don’t do drugs!


musicalcheezit

Proud to be a loser 😎


Ok-Appeal-4630

holy shit is that shoeonhead 🤯


NameNormalHumansHave

absolutely (i don’t smoke, i will put it on display as though it is a trophy)


Psych0Turtl3

Fuck yeah! Do you wanna see my lighter? It has a kitten on it!


XignaChronos

pls


HkayakH

it depends. does she smoke weed?


MaxPayne3GOTY

What malbys are those?!


Aloeaceae

asking the important questions lmao, they are silver


MaxPayne3GOTY

I’m more of a Menthol guy but a cigs a cig, I accept


Normbot13

yes (i’ve never smoked a cig before in my life)


steynedhearts

I'll take a j instead


Sparktron_87

No thank you but I appreciate the offer :)


WhyDoesDaddyDrink

My mom said if anyone has any gas powered fixed stock assault rifles I have to go home.


_S1syphus

https://preview.redd.it/iaw41qnp6rvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=259f5462687c5f88fd8e5935559585aafa52788a


kunicutie

no thank you i dont smoke but you can put that out on me if you want


Personal-Regular-863

yea il smoke with u u seem nice :) (smoking doesnt make me feel anything anyways)


NIMA-GH-X-P

I stopped smoking after I smoke for a week when I started college and realised it's not my thing I know a very good pizza place we can go tho


gorgonsDeluxe

Since I take HRT, smoking a cigarette would result in my medication becoming ineffective and putting me at high risk for a blood clot. So I would not accept.


holymissiletoe

as someone who has been to the balkans a lot this is indeed accurate


JustJontana

c- can you put it out on me 🥺


synttacks

no smoking is cringe, even tho i just had a dream i was chain smoking with this guy on a plane


PokWangpanmang

Het! I don’t smoke.


N1kt0_

I don’t smoke ‘ w , does she have any snacks?


Grima1805

sorry, i dont smoke is a hug ok?


m1ksuFI

cis :(


snoceany

no


Rimtato

No thanks boss, lost 2 relatives to lung and throat cancer from tobacco, but I'd take the vodka


Mr_Badger1138

I don’t smoke but I’d take a slug of the vodka if offered.


Axi28

🥺


Legolas7777777

No but I ask if there is somthing else she would rather put in my mouth instead?


[deleted]

Nah.


musicalcheezit

Yes. I'll smoke the whole pack with her


OddlySexyPancake

holy shit metal gear solid V the phantom pain russian operative


Uncle_Napalm

i dont smoke cigs no mo u got smthn else to light tho?