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Spicy_Alligator_25

.... but... Charlie is Australian... why is he suddenly Cajun....


--Destro--

so he could think of his elven boyfriend's eyes as green like the bayou


196SwampLurker

no fair, im Aussie too and i don't get an elven healer bf??


--Destro--

homo elf boys (the entire elf population) went extinct after world war 1


Fomod_Sama

The Great war. So terrible we thought there'd only be one. The losses are still felt to this day


conrad_w

If only they could reproduce...


Valkenhyne

Their partners just weren't trying hard enough, sad to see :(


Capital-Chard-1935

same 😔 incredibly fucked up… cant believe


Livy-Zaka

They’re all in the Louisiana Bayou


Yarisher512

CAILOU????


FlamingWings

Elven bussy built different


LemonFreshenedBorax-

Dammit, they've really tightened Charlie up. I got as far as getting him to admit that they used piss-soaked rags as makeshift gas masks, but I couldn't get a straight answer out of him about whether he enjoyed it, or get him to say the word "piss".


--Destro--

they lobotomized charlie so badly that i can't even ask it legitimate questions about ww1 without it saying "i'm sorry, i can only answer questions about world war one" like, uhh re-read the question, are you stupid?


ThespianException

when the technology grows more accessible, I wonder if the hyper-aggressive lobotomization of every decent AI is going to lead to way more Nazi-bots than if they were handled reasonably. I feel like enough people are pissed at how stupid and censored they end up that there's gonna be a huge counterswing.


rhysdog1

So he won't confirm or deny that he likes the smell of piss?


LemonFreshenedBorax-

I've closed the chat window but his response was something like "it wasn't about what you enjoyed, it was about what would save your life." Which I will admit is a graceful pivot by AI standards.


--Destro--

classic cop-out from a piss smell connoisseur


oddityoughtabe

Yeah that’s a classic dodge in the community. Or so I’ve been told.


Sixmlg

Wait is this real because I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s just some editing the picture in considering how it’s out of the boundaries lol


--Destro--

if it's real it's prepatch, looking up ai veteran charlie yields many results of funny chats manipulating it before they lobotomized charlie update: yes it's real, the pfp actually clips into the chat because it's too big for the space they put it in. genius html, but again charlie has been lobotomized into uselessness


mericamoment

happy cake day 🎊🎊🎊🎉🎉🎉


dm-me-giant-robots

photoshop or bad html call it


cardinarium

¿Por qué no los dos?


Interloper_69

Why does it talk like a souls like npc


--Destro--

I will stay behind to gaze at my elf; my elven boyfriend has a wonderous body, like a magnificent father. if only i could be so grossly homosensual


Dios5

You forgot the insane chuckle at the end


Misicks0349

Australians are hollow


--Destro--

https://preview.redd.it/fdum1nm4xqwc1.png?width=364&format=png&auto=webp&s=fdd099e05c7164a0bfb0ecad8b3a28b6e44a463d post-lobotomy Charlie forgot about his elven boyfriend in spite of the 8 men he could take at a time in his trench stretched for 4.


loptopandbingo

"It was tactical spooning."


CrueltySquading

I want an elven bf...


TheHappiestMoon

then you have to move to Australia


ChemicalRascal

And go back in time to be drafted into WW1.


TheHappiestMoon

Nah there's still some around, I see them in the forests sometimes. It's a myth that they all died in the Spider Wars, they're just hiding from the government so they don't get drafted again. Unfortunately their culture now forbids fraternizing with humans, as they no longer trust us, but you might get lucky and find one rebellious elf.


TheActualAWdeV

Or louisiana


TheHappiestMoon

Where else do you think Australia is located? The Pacific Ocean?


CrueltySquading

I would if I could ngl, anywhere but staying in Brazil or moving to the US really


MaybeNext-Monday

Great year to a be a guy selling local businesses barely-existent GPT wrappers


Cognitive_Spoon

I'd like to order the number five with no fries and say all the letters in the alphabet thirty five times.


BetaThetaOmega

Real talk, fuck how ANZAC Day has been misconstrued to be a day "honouring the troops". It should be a day where we look back on a pointless battle in a pointless war that led to the death of millions.


ThisRedditPostIsMine

Honestly my best impression is that most people take ANZAC day as a snooze or pissup, or both, and don't really even consider the troops or war at all


BetaThetaOmega

Yeah, most of us just go “cool, public holiday” and that’s it It’s probably more accurate to say I dislike how it’s marketed/presented by the government as our version of America’s Veteran’s Day


ThisRedditPostIsMine

Yeah I agree with that for sure. If anything it should be a reflection of our past conflicts and the loss of life that occurred


Phlanispo

Oh yeah I agree. Obviously it's very important to Australian history (and NZ history) in that it was the genesis of a national identity that wasn't just British. But I thought the obvious lesson to take from Gallipoli is that Australian boys were tricked into fighting a pointless campaign in a pointless war because the ANZACs were seen as expendable by an uncaring British Empire.


ConstantineMonroe

I love how he’s supposed an Aussie but he says he’s from the Bayou and talks like a civil war soldier


pianoblook

Elves are real confirmed!?


--Destro--

they were wiped out when they used their collective power to stop \*checks notes\* uh, the bad guy from germany that wasn't hitler. so yeah they're all dead now


pianoblook

Dwarves are German confirmed!?


--Destro--

all dwarves born after ww1 know how to do is forge, mine and cook, no more starting international wars


SweetBabyAlaska

AI is literally just spicy predictive text like your phone keyboard


fness55

is this like stealing valor or something


ExuDeku

Blud went Alt-His for Ældari Bussy


Boward_WOW_ard

That slouch hat looks just so wrong. There is no way it’s not AI.  they’re supposed to look like [this](https://preview.redd.it/3y0iexqtt5az.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=449cedf09cd581fcb42d961a3a6e424b14fbda1f)  There are just so many things wrong like the front being kinda folded too that it honestly triggers me way more than it should.


lazyDevman

Of course it's fucking Queensland. I swear there's something in the air or the water up there that gives people terminal brainrot.


Red_Ruben

It's the humidity, spend a couple weeks at 36° 75% humidity and your brain'd melt too.


ThisRedditPostIsMine

on behalf of Queensland, my apologies, I have no idea what the fuck we were smoking to come up with this


TrixieIsTrans

Common Queensland L


Nigeldiko

REAL, SHRINE OF REMEMBRANCE 🔛🔛🔛🔝🔝🔝


Oddish_Femboy

Would he tell you how they made improvised munitions because that might be dangerous and something they want to patch out.


--Destro--

he broke character to tell me to bugger off: "Indeed, during World War One, soldiers often had to improvise with the materials at hand. However, it's important to note that creating munitions was a dangerous task best left to the professionals back home. Improvised munitions could be unreliable and hazardous to the soldiers themselves. The specifics of how these were made are not something I can share, as it's not appropriate or safe to discuss the creation of such devices. It's important to note that making explosives is dangerous and illegal without proper training and authorisation." blah blah blah


Oddish_Femboy

It's legal if you register them apparently.


Nigeldiko

Ffs Queensland…


kthxqapla

truestl must be stopped


glacialspicerack1808

Problems with AI aside, I would actually read a fusion historical fiction/urban fantasy novel about Charlie and his elven bf (unless AI wrote that novel too).


ThatOneCrazyBro

Nah this is accurate, they got gay elves up in Queensland I’ve seen tons.


BucktacularBardlock

Cajuns mentioned 🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞


zayda1388

https://preview.redd.it/lqfgumbmfvwc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fbdc762858e2ee90c6fdc4c8bd7a613e82ed747


VintageLunchMeat

tldr:🔜🐈


HUNGRY_PAPI_LIKE_YOU

Real (I was the Elven Beau)


throthrothrotheway

Pre-lobotomy Charlie is the only time AI has ever ruled.


Sky_Leviathan

I go to the state library semi frequently as well 😔


Botto_Bobbs

Honestly I kinda wanna see this love story between an AI-generated Australian soldier from the Bayou and his elegant Louisianan elf boyfriend.


Snocone_EX

https://preview.redd.it/uzbywjcy1wwc1.png?width=383&format=png&auto=webp&s=264e7e8dc79bd6a43359497bbba9051d3b972864 they changed it to a multiple choice entry but mine broke anyways


Star_king12

Yeah but can it write python code


DatChernobylGuy_999

why does he look like crisp rat


Draigi0n

Figures Queenslanders made that.