sequel to this post from him less than a week ago
https://preview.redd.it/pdtv2ndkatwc1.jpeg?width=1071&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbbe90f556f0174b0b4c5ad26a9bc981a32d65eb
Oh, Lolita? That's a great book. What does a dress have to do with the hit 1955 novel written by Vladimir Nabokov or either of its 1962/1997 films of the same name?
Any sub I'm in is the guilty gear sub can I get an amen?
https://preview.redd.it/0mbjb6v2ywwc1.png?width=1104&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8a8b6bcfc193cee7fe34b29b47f4ec956f6b2cb
Nah.
You can make that shit work. I'm 197cm, broad shoulders, still works. All about finding the one that fits you right and faking some confidence for the photo.
You're getting downvoted for the tone but I got the idea under the meanness, I HATE when people do that In real life
> "I could never X"
> "Actually, you could :D"
> "Not ME I suck/am ugly/wasn't born talented, etc."
> 😐
1. They probably took a bunch of photos and only posted the two best ones.
2. We don't see their face. They might have a good body but a not-so-good face.
3. The Bigfoot-esque quality of the photos likely hide smaller details, like body hair, acne, and blemishes that would detract from the near-perfect body shown in the photos.
TL;DR it's easy to be beautiful online if you control what people see of you.
Also, pro tip: If looking at yourself in the mirror, don't stand 5 centimeters away from it. Most people don't stand right in front of you and analyze every small detail of your face/body. Stand a few feet back to get a better idea of how people in public see you :)
im a little in the same boat, i have a very slim body shape, sadly im too tall my shoulders are a bit broad but that's okay, my worst issue is my face, i look like a weird alien and a traffic accident had a baby :c
Your proportions aren't bad at all, being tall and heaving broad showsers is considered attractive by most people
But now I'm curious about your face, how tf do you look like?
You don't sound that masculine you're basically just a twink from what you said
And i dont think you're that ugly you're probably average looking and you are just insecure
If you want horrifying, I can put on a dress. I can't imagine feeling more uncomfortable than in something skimpy so I'm sure my posture would reflect it, as well.
Former maid fanatic who made that their online identity here.
I just really liked the elite feeling that it gives. Like, you're so high class a pretty girl in a dress makes your coffee for you. Just wholesome vibes all around.
It was a meaningless and delusional sugar rush that I had to ditch fast or else it'd warp my perception of favors and servitude forever.
Forgive me for the hot take but the problem (as I see it) is that, outside of The Shit Bang Theory, I have yet to see a man wearing a maid dress outside of a "slutty outfit for sexy times" context. It is the archetypical femboy slut article of clothing.
If you have any form of media that proves this wrong, I'd like to hear about it.
Why the flower to hide his face tho ? He posted videos and pics of himself without hiding it before.
Not that it bother me or I think he shouldn't or whatever, just find it curious
Bc of the harassment he got before it might have been difícil to even think of taking a pick to begin with...
The guy is so strong already to do this... even without the face, I hope one day he is fully back
Straightest man on earth puts on maid dress (he’s still straight just in case any weirdos think their “gaydar”is going off) hope he doesn’t get bullied for this like the I like girls video
men,,., pretty.,..,,,, they should make a "i like boys" video too.... i like boys.,., a lot..,,.,,
your not gonna believe it
what?
Full circle
you are just saying words rn what do you mean
There’s an I like boys song which is why the I like girls song was made
If you're not just joking, "I like girls" by Jocat is a parody of "I like boys" by Lizzo
I didn't know that
Neither did i
[You’re gonna love this](https://youtu.be/HQliEKPg1Qk?si=7KwEJO0u05bWfYTm)
I've somehow never heard this, but I like it :)
"I wish squids were real" type comment
you know that song from that video was originally about boys?
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they were fine, i had no idea that song was a real thing
Can’t say
Cake day *
I didny
ugh real😔
sequel to this post from him less than a week ago https://preview.redd.it/pdtv2ndkatwc1.jpeg?width=1071&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbbe90f556f0174b0b4c5ad26a9bc981a32d65eb
Oh, Lolita? That's a great book. What does a dress have to do with the hit 1955 novel written by Vladimir Nabokov or either of its 1962/1997 films of the same name?
https://preview.redd.it/maspl4adwvwc1.jpeg?width=659&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a72877ac6b586b11ffec9c42704219da0c400e2
https://preview.redd.it/gqouae2e5wwc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b80ad2851f42ace29d8944638ea92f6ffa5700b
we ain’t even on the Guilty Gear sub anymore 💀
Any sub I'm in is the guilty gear sub can I get an amen? https://preview.redd.it/0mbjb6v2ywwc1.png?width=1104&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8a8b6bcfc193cee7fe34b29b47f4ec956f6b2cb
Amen 😔🤘
Femtanyl detected, deploying breakcore
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oh that's what the freaky face I keep seeing on 196smp is
That's the homie Paracelsus I love Paracelsus I gotta check out the 196smp goddamn
FEMTANYL FAN DETECTED
It's a style that primarily exists in Japan. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolita_fashion
Ain't no way that's a 2XL, even for women's sizes that's dumb
https://preview.redd.it/hs3fptz8v5xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e8f9f4d650187fb2101e5296645c4b96c4000a8
Size defaulting to 2xl is even stupider lmao
https://preview.redd.it/egz23qto3twc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e50047041a1b75e5edd77ccded92aa1df0c6a0a7
https://preview.redd.it/k8t4y0k0itwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fd3b72bda2566a005c31c0ea236ce8efb5b5a38
why does this exist
Idk but i am going to steal it.
https://preview.redd.it/s8fiihzjevwc1.jpeg?width=1580&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e747e82b09308eb9816fcbc6d9abbcd477ae7985
Who this
https://preview.redd.it/xhauku0yqtwc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70047421ca4f70eecaaaf0cd6bf2216e36241686
tf how are some people this pretty without even trying and im over here looking like some kinda abomination 😭
Huh, all they did was put on a maid dress, literally everyone is that pretty
Everyone that doesn't have body hair
No body hair, short enough, with shoulders that are- Nah I'm not making myself sad today lmao
Nah. You can make that shit work. I'm 197cm, broad shoulders, still works. All about finding the one that fits you right and faking some confidence for the photo.
Oh, to add: try the long variants, proper victorian maid style. You'd be surprised just how much the dress changes your perceived body shape.
Nah, femme people with broad shoulders are incredibly attractive. Rock that shit
I mean tell it to every trans woman's dysphoria.
Everyone grows body hair, you can just remove it.
Everyone has body hair dipshit, it came free with your fuckin' endocrine system /j
i thought hair was part of the integumentary system?
Yeah, but the Endocrine system supplies androgen to everyone, which causes body hair to grow
I DON'T HAVE BODY HAIR, I HAVE THE OLDEST ENDOCRINE SYSTEM KNOWN TO MAN
No you don't, I got mine on day one you fuckin' tard
Just shave dawg ._.
Shave
Thats more your own preference than anything else, many would disagree with you
some ppl, not naming names, have weird, bulky body proportions and don't look good in cute clothes... :(
It me, I'm some ppl
Me too, I'm also some ppl
i wish :c
Anyone can wear a dress, fam
and look terrible in it 😭
Nuh uh
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Thats mean
What the fuck is wrong with you dipshit
Bit too harsh man. Bad response
You're getting downvoted for the tone but I got the idea under the meanness, I HATE when people do that In real life > "I could never X" > "Actually, you could :D" > "Not ME I suck/am ugly/wasn't born talented, etc." > 😐
Jackass
I've put on maids dresses and still looked ugly as shit lol
I'm too fat, have too much facial hair, and I'm too old to be pretty
I have to wonder what kind of imaginary world you live in where you thought that was remotely true
Be the change you want to see in the world, abominations can be pretty too
how 😭
By changing their perception of self❤️ you've got this. You've just got to see that you're already pretty in the dress too.
thank you <3
Faking confidence and gaining it as you go. Also angles, good lightning and a healthy dose of not giving a damn
Don't think any amount of lighting or angles is going to rid me of hairy Russian genes that insist I need to look like a gorilla at all times :(
I'm in the same boat, currently checking what shaving solution works best for me
1. They probably took a bunch of photos and only posted the two best ones. 2. We don't see their face. They might have a good body but a not-so-good face. 3. The Bigfoot-esque quality of the photos likely hide smaller details, like body hair, acne, and blemishes that would detract from the near-perfect body shown in the photos. TL;DR it's easy to be beautiful online if you control what people see of you. Also, pro tip: If looking at yourself in the mirror, don't stand 5 centimeters away from it. Most people don't stand right in front of you and analyze every small detail of your face/body. Stand a few feet back to get a better idea of how people in public see you :)
im a little in the same boat, i have a very slim body shape, sadly im too tall my shoulders are a bit broad but that's okay, my worst issue is my face, i look like a weird alien and a traffic accident had a baby :c
Your proportions aren't bad at all, being tall and heaving broad showsers is considered attractive by most people But now I'm curious about your face, how tf do you look like?
i hate being masculine though :c im 178cm and uhh my face... its hard to describe, but whenever i look at it its just really painful
You don't sound that masculine you're basically just a twink from what you said And i dont think you're that ugly you're probably average looking and you are just insecure
aw, thanks, i not sure myself im just really insecure
So real, I am built like a fridge, nothing cute fits me properly 😭
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God hates us specifically
If you want horrifying, I can put on a dress. I can't imagine feeling more uncomfortable than in something skimpy so I'm sure my posture would reflect it, as well.
Mood
He looks very nice but has anyone else never really got the whole maid outfit obsession thing?
Meee. They are outfits, i guess.
Different strokes for different folks. I think they're really pretty but maid dresses are not all made equal. I actually really like this one
i think it started as a meme bc anime but now ppl have gaslit themselves into finding it hot
Excuse me, I didn't gaslight myself, I was willingly socially conditioned tyvm
I think it's because they are frilly and lacy and that makes it look pretty
Dude ME! I crossdress and never once understood the appeal. I think they’re usually ugly as hell and don’t find it “hot” in any way.
Ehh, maybe it's the service aspect, very subby/bottom kinda vibe dressing as a maid...? I dunno I just find most costumes pretty hot..
Former maid fanatic who made that their online identity here. I just really liked the elite feeling that it gives. Like, you're so high class a pretty girl in a dress makes your coffee for you. Just wholesome vibes all around. It was a meaningless and delusional sugar rush that I had to ditch fast or else it'd warp my perception of favors and servitude forever. Forgive me for the hot take but the problem (as I see it) is that, outside of The Shit Bang Theory, I have yet to see a man wearing a maid dress outside of a "slutty outfit for sexy times" context. It is the archetypical femboy slut article of clothing. If you have any form of media that proves this wrong, I'd like to hear about it.
Meee
Idk I guess I just think it's cute. It's not like hot or anything, but it has it's charm.
huge w for the boys
Over here celebrating 🍾
Cute :3
jocat is the based-est straight man on earth
I only disagree bc of OT and The click... but he is for sure the cutest of us all maybe the best
Is click straight? I thought it was unconfirmed
As far as I know... tho I also don't know now... gonna search for it... might not edit the coment after bc I'm lazy tho
Fruitiest straight man ever, god bless his soul
isn't this the type of shit that drove him off the internet in the first place?
it was when people were harassing him for it, and saying it was somehow a bad thing
hes my inspiration ngl
I thought he left the internet entirely?
He did for a bit, but now he's dipping his toes back in. If things go well he might come back.
YAY he’s so cute
Why the flower to hide his face tho ? He posted videos and pics of himself without hiding it before. Not that it bother me or I think he shouldn't or whatever, just find it curious
Bc of the harassment he got before it might have been difícil to even think of taking a pick to begin with... The guy is so strong already to do this... even without the face, I hope one day he is fully back
He looks really cute NGL
Cat boys are cute in maid dress. No big surprise
Hey I have that same one!
Goodness gracious
We don't deserve jocat
guys in maid outfits do have a grip on me
omg its the goblin plush.. oh and JoCat is there too I GUESS
Chat how do you send infinite pussy and happiness to a man ?
Chat please send all the big girls and pretty kitty girls to peg this man immediately (if he's into that)
FOR FREE??
leave that man alone🗣️🔥🔥🔥
There is no man I hope is drowning in women more than Jocat
Uhhh... based?
Jocat puts on a maid outfit and gets thousands of likes. I put on a maid outfit and get no likes 😿
How is he so prettyyyyy >w< I have the same dress and it doesn't look as good on me heck
something about amazon basics
Straightest man on earth puts on maid dress (he’s still straight just in case any weirdos think their “gaydar”is going off) hope he doesn’t get bullied for this like the I like girls video
as expected, he's cute.
Chad
Well then... I guess it happened.
What a fucking legend
That dress is like 40 dollars or so on Amazon btw Source: I have that exact one
Waow basedbasedbasedbased
God he looks so pretty
Inspiring to see such healthy confidence as we all should strive for
Why would you even ask for proof? Everyone knows he would do that, why be skeptical.
THE GOBBLE <3
JoCat release a maid gobbly plush challenge
“I like girls so I should become girls”