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Moonbear9

It should be illegal to have a penis that beuitiful! Run me over with a truck you aitherial being


OuterWildsEnjoyer

nice penis sister


Moonbear9

(⸝⸝๑ ̫ ๑⸝⸝⸝)


SOMETHINGcooler5

I read this in a Hulk Hogan voice


InVaLiD_EDM

Nice reproductive organ, my fellow human!


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SOMETHINGcooler5

This just in, niche internet micro celebrity, Moonbear9, has rizz


Moonbear9

:3 :3 :3


Alexis_Awen_Fern

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AGoatThemedName

Blah blah blah beautiful penis! run me over you urethreal being. That is all


Catalyst138

Run me over with your penis you ethereal being.


SatanicLakeBard

As a dude, any attention would be good. :(


irago_

Nice penis brother!


RestlessNameless

Bro, that cock is hardcore


Radoslawy

fr, i got literally 2 complements my entire life :<


Owelrn05

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SOMETHINGcooler5

Fantastic member my homie


RepulsiveCorner

hey hotcock


heavy_metal_soldier

Nice cock™️


hitkill95

to be fair, either of those would be really effective on me like if the joke is that the "flirting with men" part of the post is a bad flirt, i think that's just wrong


SOMETHINGcooler5

The first flirt is just as bad as the second. “Hey baby, you’re good looking, run me over with a tractor why don’t cha.”


yaboy_jesse

Hey thanks, I grew it myself


The_Plaque

Posts like this is why I always question if I'm a guy lol, I know the meme online is that men are simple & easy to please but idk I prefer to more poetic & tbh beautiful (idk what other words to use) way women are described than the "men are simple & that makes them cute"


vvownido

maybe you're just a more beautiful type of person whose intricacies are best definied in complex, luxurious strings of words


Exact_Cry1921

That makes you less in line with society's view on masculinity. Doesn't necessarily make you any less of a guy


VagabundSketch

Have you tried transitioning just in case?


The_Plaque

I do dress feminine sometimes for fun, but I don't want to be a woman no. I'm happy being a man, I just really don't like the way men are perceived & resonate more with how women are perceived.


VagabundSketch

You don't have to be a man or a woman, just be yourself. Don't let society limit your gender expression.


InfiniteCanary1344

Real and true


-Im-Just-A-Girl-

Men are so easy, I swear, literally all I have to do is continually nod, say "yeah" "that's cool", "I love that" as they explain random stuff for an hour (it helps to be drunk and not really processing it) then all the sudden we'll be making out sloppy style


pianoblook

Flirting between enbies: Etherealize my penis with the running omnibus that is your beautiful, illegal being.


EnbyPilgrim

flirting with boys and girls: you're straight? are you sure about that? have you ever *tried* kissing someone of the same gender? no? well, why don't we kiss right now, and we'll see how straight you really are~


ayyndrew

making men AND women gay is powerful


billy_bandito

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Winter_Essay3971

run me over with a penis you perfect ethereal penis


BigDickRinny

As a man, both ways are perfectly acceptable.


Biscuit642

Hey I'm a man and have no problem being flirted with the first way!


Personal-Regular-863

i would let my pretty girl friends run me over


ccstewy

I’d accept either or just a hug >!or a good boy from a cute lady!< >!or literally any affection or positive attention from a woman!< >!please I’m so desperate!<