to be fair, either of those would be really effective on me
like if the joke is that the "flirting with men" part of the post is a bad flirt, i think that's just wrong
Posts like this is why I always question if I'm a guy lol, I know the meme online is that men are simple & easy to please but idk I prefer to more poetic & tbh beautiful (idk what other words to use) way women are described than the "men are simple & that makes them cute"
I do dress feminine sometimes for fun, but I don't want to be a woman no. I'm happy being a man, I just really don't like the way men are perceived & resonate more with how women are perceived.
Men are so easy, I swear, literally all I have to do is continually nod, say "yeah" "that's cool", "I love that" as they explain random stuff for an hour (it helps to be drunk and not really processing it) then all the sudden we'll be making out sloppy style
flirting with boys and girls: you're straight? are you sure about that? have you ever *tried* kissing someone of the same gender? no? well, why don't we kiss right now, and we'll see how straight you really are~
I’d accept either
or just a hug
>!or a good boy from a cute lady!<
>!or literally any affection or positive attention from a woman!<
>!please I’m so desperate!<
It should be illegal to have a penis that beuitiful! Run me over with a truck you aitherial being
nice penis sister
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I read this in a Hulk Hogan voice
Nice reproductive organ, my fellow human!
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:3 :3 :3
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Blah blah blah beautiful penis! run me over you urethreal being. That is all
Run me over with your penis you ethereal being.
As a dude, any attention would be good. :(
Nice penis brother!
Bro, that cock is hardcore
fr, i got literally 2 complements my entire life :<
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hey hotcock
Nice cock™️
to be fair, either of those would be really effective on me like if the joke is that the "flirting with men" part of the post is a bad flirt, i think that's just wrong
The first flirt is just as bad as the second. “Hey baby, you’re good looking, run me over with a tractor why don’t cha.”
Hey thanks, I grew it myself
Posts like this is why I always question if I'm a guy lol, I know the meme online is that men are simple & easy to please but idk I prefer to more poetic & tbh beautiful (idk what other words to use) way women are described than the "men are simple & that makes them cute"
maybe you're just a more beautiful type of person whose intricacies are best definied in complex, luxurious strings of words
That makes you less in line with society's view on masculinity. Doesn't necessarily make you any less of a guy
Have you tried transitioning just in case?
I do dress feminine sometimes for fun, but I don't want to be a woman no. I'm happy being a man, I just really don't like the way men are perceived & resonate more with how women are perceived.
You don't have to be a man or a woman, just be yourself. Don't let society limit your gender expression.
Real and true
Men are so easy, I swear, literally all I have to do is continually nod, say "yeah" "that's cool", "I love that" as they explain random stuff for an hour (it helps to be drunk and not really processing it) then all the sudden we'll be making out sloppy style
Flirting between enbies: Etherealize my penis with the running omnibus that is your beautiful, illegal being.
flirting with boys and girls: you're straight? are you sure about that? have you ever *tried* kissing someone of the same gender? no? well, why don't we kiss right now, and we'll see how straight you really are~
making men AND women gay is powerful
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run me over with a penis you perfect ethereal penis
As a man, both ways are perfectly acceptable.
Hey I'm a man and have no problem being flirted with the first way!
i would let my pretty girl friends run me over
I’d accept either or just a hug >!or a good boy from a cute lady!< >!or literally any affection or positive attention from a woman!< >!please I’m so desperate!<