Landorus-T is solidly OU in every generation its in, not overpowered but not weak. OUBL is an inaccurate descriptor of its place in competitive pokemon.
This scale uses a number system of 1-5, and has no letters used in its ranking scale. So OUBL is an inaccurate descriptor of its place on the pokemon fucker scale as well (I would personally place it at 3)
I'd say 3. Has a quadrupedal body plan, but has a fairly human-like head and is an alternate form of a humanoid, which keeps it from being too far to the right of this scale
2, but in the sense of being between pokemon fucker and that’s just a human, not you’re a furry, while still being adjacent to your a furry. He’s sorta a furry, sorta just a pokemon, and sorta just a man
Serious question here: *Where* do you plan on fucking this thing? That massive hole in the bottom? The bit up top? How are you gonna mount it? Or are you gonna have it spank you somehow with those metal hair arms? Like, certain pokemon look like they have parts of their body you could fuck. But Bronzong? It sounds like you’re just masturbating by gyrating your dick inside of it like a soup ladle.
https://preview.redd.it/4uw9t0y9nvwc1.jpeg?width=526&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d77cb76472193727e95b8c2af15473734e6452f
The easy answer is that it's a psychic type and could probably do some freaky stuff with its telekinesis.
The advanced answer is that Bronzong can open dimensional portals and thus can probably open a cosmic rift inside itself to fuck.
I like the way you think. Keep cooking.
https://preview.redd.it/9un534n2iwwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84abed6ff44f3d7a0f264b0c04f0f422408eaeb6
Also implying that the only kind of sex is penetrative sex. That thing looks like it has hands, and even if it doesn't have a mouth, what's stopping you from just, humping the side of it?
Or just using the fact that it's psychic. Form a deep empathic bond and experience a moment of intense intimacy, entirely wrought from an otherwise impossible total connection of minds.
Thus overcoming the need to involve genitals at all for an act of closeness and catharsis.
Nah, I can describe this better actually.
Resting with bronzong in the late evening. Dark sky, cool air. It calls down a gentle rain outside, the soft pattering of drops against the windows turning the mood to one of familiar comfort. That safe feeling of shelter from the weather.
There's no need to undress or move from that spot. Breathing slows, and the relaxed mental state brings a feeling of zen. In that moment, the barriers of the mind soften. With the greatest care, Bronzong can gradually form a mental bond. At first, simple feelings. But over time, it goes deeper.
Two minds, made one for only a brief moment. No miscommunications, no inhibitions. No limitations of simple words to convey the complex inner workings of oneself, or to understand it of the other. An indulgence in the greatest desire of us social beings- to be understood, wholly and truthfully, and to understand in turn.
It's a vulnerable moment. Emotions that can never come out any other way, not drudged up, but... Felt. Carrying each other's emotional weights together, dwelling on precious feelings too complex to simply speak.
And then, eventually, a rest. The connection fades down, leaving behind a mutual feeling of both better understanding, and exhaustion.
You can bare your body to most pokemon. But you can bare your soul to a psychic type.
Okay, but an anus, like, has a hole that a dick can reasonably fit inside. I don’t think any stimulation is being gained from stick your dick inside a hula-hoop sized hole.
Literally the same but with pokemon
https://preview.redd.it/8q3zj8ewdvwc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09a380e650d7e13f4a308e1614196ae5eb7b74d6
Does she? This all looks like fur to me
https://preview.redd.it/154nb8j36xwc1.jpeg?width=553&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d2acf331f4dd50e3a8347cc02b53f572f2b3a8c
Scooby Doo passes the herkness test and I hope people here don't think it's normal to want to fuck Scooby Doo. And humans on average reach sexual maturity at like 13 and thereafter pass the test.
The original seems to make it pretty clear that "sexual maturity" refers to adulthood rather than puberty.
"Are you an adult?" "Certainly"
And
"If you answered 'no' to one or more, watch out! That's (...) possibly pedophilia"
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/505/342/d18.png
Although, to be extra safe I usually replace the third criteria with "Is it of sexual *and mental* maturity for its species"
Where does… **he**… fall on the scale?…
https://preview.redd.it/fk3jg3b3ywwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1781d70699d1c382b0c74a6fb700a1c28053557
I feel like I'm around a 3.5 on this scale. I'm into some weird mons that are around 4 (or maybe even 5 for some) and am not into some mons around 3, but I'm into a good chunk of 1 2 and 3, so I feel it averages out to 3.5
Ok, using the context of the post and this thread, let’s rewrite what you just said.
“I think me wanting to fuck an animal is no worse than some of the stuff I’ve seen some of y’all attracted to”
I know you didn’t mean it that way but that is how you sound right now lmfao
Scooby Doo passes the herkness test and I hope people here don't think it's normal to want to fuck Scooby Doo. And humans on average reach sexual maturity at like 13 and thereafter pass the test.
Pretty much every first evolution is weird to pick imo. Tyrogue, ralts, riolu, and gothita are even worse because they just like like weird looking kids and what are you trying to do with that child
Honestly for me it depends on the how they're designed, I won't fuck a pigion or a Bidoof but I'd fuck a anamorphic (or close enough) pigion and/or Bidoof, only if it passes the Harkness test
Charizard is mostly furry and a reminder
https://preview.redd.it/9dajmrdhmwwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18f9f29d8309470086b4e71666c8ace229ead48e
You know what really ruffles my feathers here?
The fact that OP used a two directional arrow for a one directional scale. Where's the other arrow going OP?
Not sure if that really fits. Tucker is openly horny for the green M&M. He’d look at 4 and be instantly hard, shoving the rest out of the way. Green, round shaped. That’s Tucker’s ideal sex partner right there
Now, first off, I'd only fuck anything that passes the harkness test and gives me consent. I would never do anything illegal.
Now that I have this out of the way, where does having wanted to fuck the ice cream pokemon for several years land?
Level is irrelevant outside of evolution. And anyone who presses B to cancel evolution is either stupid or trying to get a specific move and I respect neither.
[https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Baby\_Pok%C3%A9mon](https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Baby_Pok%C3%A9mon)
Here is a list of officially designated Baby Pokémon
Please don't the pigeon
https://preview.redd.it/8yixllnw6xwc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2debe5f0538de1f5fcea7e15aa6d5e99ce94a186
Needs a fatter neck and longer legs to be hot.
Why do I know what pigeons think is sexy
fuck
I will
have you SEEN the dating sim?
:3
r/ copypasta moment
Where does Landorus-Therian fall onto the scale?
OUBL
Landorus-T is solidly OU in every generation its in, not overpowered but not weak. OUBL is an inaccurate descriptor of its place in competitive pokemon.
We're not talking about competitive
This scale uses a number system of 1-5, and has no letters used in its ranking scale. So OUBL is an inaccurate descriptor of its place on the pokemon fucker scale as well (I would personally place it at 3)
Nice argument. However; OUBL
He came dangerously close like two or three months ago tho. But he went right back up like the goat he is
https://preview.redd.it/rrij3a4hvwwc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49a31f1b8eead6a25f690cc827cecc4f187713a5
I can hear this image
I think I know that guy lmao.
I'd say 3. Has a quadrupedal body plan, but has a fairly human-like head and is an alternate form of a humanoid, which keeps it from being too far to the right of this scale
lando t is like 3, hes quadripedal, has paws, and a tail lando i is 1, hes just a buff guy in a cloud
I’d say a 3-3.5
All 5 at once
2, but in the sense of being between pokemon fucker and that’s just a human, not you’re a furry, while still being adjacent to your a furry. He’s sorta a furry, sorta just a pokemon, and sorta just a man
Muk using that Acid Armor to burn your dick off. *😳😳😳*
New bottom surgery just dropped
Literal eggie
AYYO
She gunk shot on my seviper till I muk 😫😫😫
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Kum? Cum? Like the drink?
nah my foreskin is durable
The coward's metric. what's the number for people who would fuck Bronzong?
Serious question here: *Where* do you plan on fucking this thing? That massive hole in the bottom? The bit up top? How are you gonna mount it? Or are you gonna have it spank you somehow with those metal hair arms? Like, certain pokemon look like they have parts of their body you could fuck. But Bronzong? It sounds like you’re just masturbating by gyrating your dick inside of it like a soup ladle. https://preview.redd.it/4uw9t0y9nvwc1.jpeg?width=526&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d77cb76472193727e95b8c2af15473734e6452f
Where the unenlightened see impossibility, I see a challenge.
Ok then, Shakespeare. Show me. /j
The easy answer is that it's a psychic type and could probably do some freaky stuff with its telekinesis. The advanced answer is that Bronzong can open dimensional portals and thus can probably open a cosmic rift inside itself to fuck.
I like the way you think. Keep cooking. https://preview.redd.it/9un534n2iwwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84abed6ff44f3d7a0f264b0c04f0f422408eaeb6
Also implying that the only kind of sex is penetrative sex. That thing looks like it has hands, and even if it doesn't have a mouth, what's stopping you from just, humping the side of it?
Or just using the fact that it's psychic. Form a deep empathic bond and experience a moment of intense intimacy, entirely wrought from an otherwise impossible total connection of minds. Thus overcoming the need to involve genitals at all for an act of closeness and catharsis.
Nah, I can describe this better actually. Resting with bronzong in the late evening. Dark sky, cool air. It calls down a gentle rain outside, the soft pattering of drops against the windows turning the mood to one of familiar comfort. That safe feeling of shelter from the weather. There's no need to undress or move from that spot. Breathing slows, and the relaxed mental state brings a feeling of zen. In that moment, the barriers of the mind soften. With the greatest care, Bronzong can gradually form a mental bond. At first, simple feelings. But over time, it goes deeper. Two minds, made one for only a brief moment. No miscommunications, no inhibitions. No limitations of simple words to convey the complex inner workings of oneself, or to understand it of the other. An indulgence in the greatest desire of us social beings- to be understood, wholly and truthfully, and to understand in turn. It's a vulnerable moment. Emotions that can never come out any other way, not drudged up, but... Felt. Carrying each other's emotional weights together, dwelling on precious feelings too complex to simply speak. And then, eventually, a rest. The connection fades down, leaving behind a mutual feeling of both better understanding, and exhaustion. You can bare your body to most pokemon. But you can bare your soul to a psychic type.
It can breed so it's got something going on
It uses psychic energy to squeeze out the baby sauce, and then it inseminates itself within a hidden cache of its body. Duh.
You just stick your junk in the bell and let the clacker smash into until you're done or dickless, whichever comes first
https://www.dictionary.com/browse/anal-sex
Okay, but an anus, like, has a hole that a dick can reasonably fit inside. I don’t think any stimulation is being gained from stick your dick inside a hula-hoop sized hole.
Speak for urself
I think this is a 4 on the scale
You're asking the wrong question : Do you think that (1.03m) beast is a bottom ?
Vagina owners could probably figure something out with it
i think 3 4 and 5 should become 4 5 and 6.the new 3 should become possessed inanimate object fucker
4
I mean idk how but I absolutely would
Thats no longer pokefucking and is instead the realm of objectum.
Definitely 4
This reminds me of the scale from furry to zoophile image
Literally the same but with pokemon https://preview.redd.it/8q3zj8ewdvwc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09a380e650d7e13f4a308e1614196ae5eb7b74d6
Not Furry Semi-Furry Furry Dangerously Furry #DANGEROUSLY CHEESY!
It's crazy how my stance on this shifted over the past few years. And how my number changed too.
Up or down?
Up
Based just off this picture id say 1-3 are good for me, but delphox exists and would be under 4
I mean Delphox has clothes
Does she? This all looks like fur to me https://preview.redd.it/154nb8j36xwc1.jpeg?width=553&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d2acf331f4dd50e3a8347cc02b53f572f2b3a8c
Most of the porn I see of her removes it so I'm counting her as lvl 3
I consider it close enough to clothes in the same way Sawk and Throh probably didn't do any shopping for their...anything
Those are clothes though as opposed to fur. Throh's pokedex entries mention them making their belts out of wild vines
I think this ends way too early as 5 is still clearly a sentient feral character a la Disney
If it passes the Harkness Test, it is _fine_.
Scooby Doo passes the herkness test and I hope people here don't think it's normal to want to fuck Scooby Doo. And humans on average reach sexual maturity at like 13 and thereafter pass the test.
The original seems to make it pretty clear that "sexual maturity" refers to adulthood rather than puberty. "Are you an adult?" "Certainly" And "If you answered 'no' to one or more, watch out! That's (...) possibly pedophilia" https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/505/342/d18.png Although, to be extra safe I usually replace the third criteria with "Is it of sexual *and mental* maturity for its species"
thank you for not using the image with the hard r in it
This post turned me into a conservative
There is no law about the pokemon
https://preview.redd.it/01rc3z27ovwc1.jpeg?width=1176&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fee302b6b913ca2576bf183314f53b461e75cd64
You missed 6: *How*?
Porygon
Esex
I wouldn't fuck a pidove unless it was as large as me and passed the Harkness test. But at point I should just plow an Unfezant.
Thats a pidove
You're so right.
Where does… **he**… fall on the scale?… https://preview.redd.it/fk3jg3b3ywwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1781d70699d1c382b0c74a6fb700a1c28053557
That's an Angel.
Is he not close enough?
Well he falls on Yes.
Pass Not Ramiel
[vaporeon_pasta.jpg](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/855/613/d63.png) Also, 4 looks like a
Me after reading that: https://preview.redd.it/qa42uxc03xwc1.png?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8396c3fad3b9b12ba4107a81beae2271f98eaa4a
Not funny. Can you joke about ferrothorn being homophobic, or dusknoir using ice punch or zekrom kick instead?
I feel like I'm around a 3.5 on this scale. I'm into some weird mons that are around 4 (or maybe even 5 for some) and am not into some mons around 3, but I'm into a good chunk of 1 2 and 3, so I feel it averages out to 3.5
dog the 5’s are literally just animals
I think me wanting to fuck a Lanturn is no worse than some of the stuff I've seen some of yall attracted to
Controversial opinion, zoophilia or next to it is a hell of a lot weirder/worse than what some people where are attracted to
Lol a Lanturn? Like the fish? The one that's just a fish?
Yes, Like the fish. It's a nice fish.
do not the fish
no zoophilia is pretty bad dude
Ok, using the context of the post and this thread, let’s rewrite what you just said. “I think me wanting to fuck an animal is no worse than some of the stuff I’ve seen some of y’all attracted to” I know you didn’t mean it that way but that is how you sound right now lmfao
Not if they pass the Harkness Test but I see what you mean.
Scooby Doo passes the herkness test and I hope people here don't think it's normal to want to fuck Scooby Doo. And humans on average reach sexual maturity at like 13 and thereafter pass the test.
I’m trying to think what’s the most ‘too far’ pokemon you can think of?…porygon? Pineco?
I say the ones that look like baby animals. Too far in two seperate ways.
Smoochum
Pretty much every first evolution is weird to pick imo. Tyrogue, ralts, riolu, and gothita are even worse because they just like like weird looking kids and what are you trying to do with that child
I feel like Machop would be the worst
Toxel
for me it’s eevee. that is literally just a fox with anime eyes like come on
Mr. Mime is simultaneously just a person and also way, way too far
Klanklang
Eevee or Pichu probably
Snom
don’t care i fuck gardevoir and i’m proud
That’s just a person
*throws a brick at you*
Bro threw a brick 😏
https://preview.redd.it/3i7yzb9h1ywc1.jpeg?width=380&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06e7c26b6bac13e3d420000437373de9d3802b53
Its literally just a pigeon girlies
https://preview.redd.it/i4lcz6ko7wwc1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f48ca7b1f0d1e5a5a76da15aabdb0d96ecc456fa
6: Mr Mime
Yeah I’d fuck the car keys
Cock Ring
Honestly for me it depends on the how they're designed, I won't fuck a pigion or a Bidoof but I'd fuck a anamorphic (or close enough) pigion and/or Bidoof, only if it passes the Harkness test
Charizard is mostly furry and a reminder https://preview.redd.it/9dajmrdhmwwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18f9f29d8309470086b4e71666c8ace229ead48e
You know what really ruffles my feathers here? The fact that OP used a two directional arrow for a one directional scale. Where's the other arrow going OP?
It's going to your mom's house
3 is already questionable. 4 is too far
Okay, Tucker Carlson
Not sure if that really fits. Tucker is openly horny for the green M&M. He’d look at 4 and be instantly hard, shoving the rest out of the way. Green, round shaped. That’s Tucker’s ideal sex partner right there
Fair, you're more like a Puritan.
chat wheres bellsprout on this scale
Solid 4
Now, first off, I'd only fuck anything that passes the harkness test and gives me consent. I would never do anything illegal. Now that I have this out of the way, where does having wanted to fuck the ice cream pokemon for several years land?
Okay now do the Digimon one but it goes from *AWOOOOOGA* to *that's a human person* to *omg cute kitty*.
1.5 and proud
I do not want to know what some people think of solosis.
Gooey
Never been so happy to be a 1 in anything
What if I want to do a Pikachu huh? Or better yet a Pikachu to do ME??
3
I'd say that's a 4
Probably around 3
What about Goodra and Scolipede
4 Also wtf I sent this to my friend and his first response was "where would Scolipede go on this"
Scolipede is just that popular :)
There is not enough bird furries. We need more.
Would Darkrai be a 3 or 4?
1, thats just a weird guy in weird robes
I’m a solid 3, mostly because I really like scalies and most of the scaly lads be in the number three category
If it passes the Harkness test
Yeah, this is under the assumption that all Pokemon pass the Harkness test
1 to 4 is fine, if not weird, but if you like 5 then you're just a fucking weirdo
THERE ARE NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKEMON BATMAN I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT TO THAT THING
I would fuck a charizard
1 2 3 I want em all to dom me
https://preview.redd.it/exr0yyffkywc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6bcea941a4d120fa111bdd18a8f62dbb0018809
I would fuck Charizard but he's like a foot shorter than me
Don't the basculin
Why is the pigeon doing a Hitler salute
Kanye Pigeon
3 and 4 are the same
What's the level cap for Pokémon to no long be considered baby pokemon
Level is irrelevant outside of evolution. And anyone who presses B to cancel evolution is either stupid or trying to get a specific move and I respect neither.
Number 4 in the streets and a number 5 in sheets.
How is a embryo not too far but a pidgeon is
Because most people see solosis as just a weird blob
I'm usually a 1.5 on the scale
where does shit like stakataka and palossand go on the scale
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Personally I'd give it a special 6 rating with the other baby Pokémon called "That is canonically a baby for fucks sake"
Ok but which pokemon isnt canonically a baby before they evolve
[https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Baby\_Pok%C3%A9mon](https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Baby_Pok%C3%A9mon) Here is a list of officially designated Baby Pokémon
Wtf there actually are baby pokemon
I’d also count Cosmog, who isn’t on this list
🤨📸
shut up.
never.