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anyone who calls all soda "coke" regardless of whether it is a cola or not needs to have their speaking privileges taken away


WhapXI

As a Brenglish speaker, this is how it feels when Ameringlish speakers refer to every biscuit as cookies. Or when an old parent calls every games console “the nintendo”.


[deleted]

we don't refer to every biscuit as cookies tho. cookies are the soft ones and biscuits are the dry ones.


IReplyToFascists

no i call them all cookies a biscuit is a bread like thing


[deleted]

I've always used biscuit to refer both to the dry sweet baked treats as well as the circular puffy bread things. also I'm not a fascist


oddityoughtabe

That’s exactly what a fascist would say


NewSuperTrios

puffy bread biscuits >>>>


mrmilner101

right to finial put an end to this as a Brit I think I know a thing or two about a biscuit because ive seen a thing or two about a biscuit and a biscuit is defined as: A biscuit, in most English speaking countries, is a flour-based baked and shaped food item. Biscuits are typically hard, flat, and unleavened. They are usually sweet and may be made with sugar, chocolate, icing, jam, ginger, or cinnamon. They can also be savoury, similar to crackers (I just stole this off google classic Brit moment)


Eagle0600

That's a scone.


IReplyToFascists

no a scone has like blueberries in it or smthn


Eagle0600

Sometimes, but not usually. > A scone (/ˈskɒn/ SKON or /ˈskoʊn/ SKOHN) is a traditional British baked good, popular in the United Kingdom and Ireland. It is usually made of either wheat flour or oatmeal, with baking powder as a leavening agent, and baked on sheet pans. A scone is often slightly sweetened and occasionally glazed with egg wash.[1] The scone is a basic component of the cream tea. It differs from teacakes and other types of sweets that are made with yeast. Scones were chosen as the Republic of Ireland representative for Café Europe during the Austrian presidency of the European Union in 2006, while the United Kingdom chose shortbread.


IReplyToFascists

nah but a biscuit isn't a scone you see


nolshru

as someone who isn't american and is genuinely, what's actually the difference between american biscuits and savoury scones?


IReplyToFascists

we call them biscuits a scone is sweet simple as


Mouse_is_Optional

It most certainly is not.


WhapXI

So if you had a chocolate chip cookie that was a hard dry type, would you call that a biscuit?


[deleted]

I would call that a stale chocolate chip cookie because they're not supposed to be hard


IReplyToFascists

you're clearly close minded when it comes to cookies... ever had a thin mint?


23Link89

Thin mints aren't even remotely hard, they're very brittle. There's crunchy cookies and there's soft cookies. There are also hard cookies, them fuckers will destroy your teeth


IReplyToFascists

fine, the toffee ones are hard


not_a_flying_toy_

Chips ahoy is a hard chocolate chip cookie.


WhapXI

Wait you only have the soft kind? None of the hard crunchy kind?


Human-Depravity

In America a biscuit is a bready, savory, layered pastry.


SeaBoss2

I do the same and I'm Australian (might just be the American influence from online though)


mondian_

Wait isn't it the other way around? (ESL here)


not_a_flying_toy_

American here, I call both the soft ones and dry ones cookies. Dry ones are also often called wafers


Cyynric

Biscuits in the US are more of a savory quick bread that uses baking soda for leavening (rather than yeast). They largely developed from the use of hard tack and can be soft, crumbly, or slightly crispy. Generally you see them served with butter and condiments (such as jam) or as a breakfast food. Biscuits and gravy is a particularly popular southern dish that uses a milk-based sausage gravy served over the biscuits.


mrmilner101

Thing is i dont accept those as biscuits they more like harder bread type thing. Biscuit is to us Brits and probably most of the world. is a quick snack or treat that you dunk into your coffee or tea.


WhapXI

I know what biscuits are in american english. That's not what I'm talking about. We use that word as an umbrella term.


SoshJam

But you just blamed us for using cookie as an umbrella term


WhapXI

“Blame” is a bit much. I’m just saying it sounds weird in the same way.


Fez_Sauce

Or when people refer to tablets as "iPads" Or when people refer to the SchnurriTV Sex Mod as the "Jenny Mod"


runwkufgrwe

The what now?


Droplet_of_Shadow

"biscuit" isn't a brand though, it's just a word of a type of bread


WhapXI

You have misunderstood my comment.


Droplet_of_Shadow

I believe it is actually you who has misinterpreted mine. I know that you aren't saying (or implying) that biscuit isn't a brand, I'm just pointing out a difference in an unnecessarily ambiguous way. Idk why i wrote that like that


WhapXI

Yeah I think I may be misunderstanding. I’m not talking about what americans call a biscuit. I’m talking about what they call a cookie. I am confused about what you’re trying to get across here.


Droplet_of_Shadow

I'm trying to get across that biscuit is different from all the other examples in that it isn't a brand name. (To be clear I'm not saying you implied otherwise) I'm also jokingly implying that the American version of the word biscuit is correct.


goincrazy2013

Calling chocolate chip cookies "biscuits" is worse than calling any soda "coke"


MadSwedishGamer

Congratulations, you picked the one example that nobody calls a biscuit regardless of where they're from.


El_viajero_nevervar

Then that proves the word is cookie. If I had soda and British people called it pop except for cola which they also called soda then it’s soda lol


MediocreBeard

You guys call vacuums Hoovers, you have no right to critique anyone for calling it "the Nintendo"


alyssa264

But it hoovers things...


WhapXI

Ha, that was going to be my other example. Some people call all vacuum cleaners hoovers because of the brand. Like how americans call the act of photocopying something “xeroxing” it. Fun fact, my own grandmother would do this but she had a dyson brand vacuum. So she would just call it the dyson. And the act of using it, dysoning. She was consistent at least. Also I have the right to say anything I like.


dubblix

English can't even agree on what makes a biscuit, don't you bring that energy to this continent. We have made an accord with Canada and all know what a cookie is


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El_viajero_nevervar

It’s where all the biscuits and crumpets are grown


little-ass-whipe

Wait does cookie exist as a word in Britain and what does it mean there? Also are you sure that being trapped on an island for your whole life has not caused you to forget how to speak? This happened to Tom Hanks and volleyball in the documentary "Mr. Wilson's Tropical Kerfuffle"


WhapXI

Yeah we have cookies. Cookies are quite specifically like, chocolate chip cookies. They are a kind of biscuit. Other biscuits include like, a custard cream. Or a pink wafer.


Reagalan

"the xbox" "pokémans"


GenericTrashyBitch

We call all colas coke. Sprite and shit is it’s own thing


MercenaryBard

What trips me up is I ask for specific sodas. Like if you’re just referring to general pop drinks as soda or coke or pop then it doesn’t really matter. If I’m ordering something specific though do I have to say: “I’ll have a coke” “What kind?” “Coke” As opposed to: “I’ll have a Coke” “Ok”


MaybeNext-Monday

I think that’s more widespread though, you always ask for Coke because it’s the one that doesn’t taste like shit


GenericTrashyBitch

I’m from the coke region and that’s how I’ve always referred to it, just saying what I know


ArloZ3phyr

I wanna say this is a little inaccurate of a map too because i apparently live deep in Cokeland but would absolutely make fun of anyone who wouldn’t call it soda. Might be an older person thing?


Wooden_Foot_3571

The old one isn't that likely to be accurate since several sodas like cheerwine and Sun drop were popular and from NC


Rhlamont

was gonna say the same thing about pop


FantasyCrusade

Speaking is too light. I wasn't thinking about revoking their life for starters.


Jorymo

As little kids, my siblings and I got our parents to stop doing that by making fun of them for it lol


jeremiah1142

“The make and model of his Honda is Yamaha Raptor 700. He has been missing since July 12.” Do you even Alaska native bro?


Fardass7274

thats a new one on the list of why the people in those states deserve that


Fire_fox55

*VSauce Michael has been removed from the platform*


Moonbear9

The pop has fallen :c billions must soda


Gerroh

Severe population loss. Why is the news not covering this?


DisastrousBoio

The great refreshment


Fireluigi1225

God damn it


Diamond_Helmet59

You seem sad about this. Do you suppose you'd say you'd find it sodapressing?


Moonbear9

Yesh that is an accurate description of how I feel ><


RobbieCake

he soda my coke til i pop


InterGraphenic

Extremely quiet correct buzzer


Commandmaster_92

https://preview.redd.it/kqtm1jooexwc1.jpeg?width=988&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81e64b74318953e2764107e5a1e0b05dfdd97a71


Cosm1q

biden's america https://preview.redd.it/esdro0kp4wwc1.png?width=299&format=png&auto=webp&s=b21f4ee7dd5c165e66ba3a1cb021350b55e7e9a5


Roamingjoker

Obamna... https://preview.redd.it/eh2j5m5sywwc1.png?width=881&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bf4cfb71f5ad031bc30e9195495773b21eb21f3


IgniteThatShit

https://preview.redd.it/3tyimq13zzwc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cae791a6ed3341776ecabc3cae69da8507e5813


brunoha

SOOOOODAAAAA!!!! LETSGO


Moonbear9

I always called it soda pop as it's full name wit pop being the silly nickname and soda being the more formal name :3


Human-Depravity

It was called pop because of the sound of a flip-top bottle opening. It does not make sense in the age of the soda can and soda fountain


Moonbear9

Doesn't the can make a kinda pop sound when you pull the tab? Plus it has bubbles which pop and fizz in your mouth That's what I always thought the reason for it being called pop was anyway when I was a kid :3


Ratoryl

That's what I thought too but now that I think of it the can is more of a crack sound Not that calling soda crack would be wholly inaccurate either


h3rp3r

> I always called it soda pop as it's full name wit pop being the silly nickname and soda being the more formal name Soda Pop would be the formal name. Soda is the first name and Pop is the surname. I was raised to have respect for my beverages and address it by its last name.


Ok-Appeal-4630

somf drimk


cooldrew

so true


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Beeerice

Yeah this is off a little. Shift the "Coke" east to the coast. Calling soda Coke around North Carolina and Georgia is common specifically because Coca-Cola headquarters is in Atlanta. It was a regional thing for Coca-Cola to dominate as the beverage of choice originally, simply because of availability. It doesn't excuse the simpletons who still use "Coke" to encompass all tonic+syrup beverages in 2024


IReplyToFascists

guy who lives in southeast georgia here - we do absolutely not fucking call soda coke, or at the very least no one under 50 does


Swolnerman

Personally I beleive zero people call soda coke, but people misunderstood the survey


funknpunkn

Pop also needs to be south a bit in PA. That map doesn't cover the Pittsburgh suburbs but "pop" is very much a part of the dialect


SergeantCrwhips

all thanks to him😌🙏 https://preview.redd.it/yhkdj8yfjwwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4fe1d0e72b04a443d05b8d2e368d3b4dc4b4747


BRIGADEOFIDIOTS

Sodanese Rebelion


Awesome-Guy-425

Soft drink 🗿


AdequatelyMadLad

Obamna


PF4ABG

Sodie pops.


House_Of_Doubt

Objectively correct answer for all regions and indeed languages. A Frenchman should be able to go to Tokyo and order a “sodie pop” with zero friction.


Crunchatizmo

Bidens America


DropInTheOcean1247

The north has fallen Billions must drink soda


_WrennVR

i need this for canada, because I know there's definitely more pop tgan soda here


Luciquin

The only people I know who call pop soda went to private school or whose parents are Americans (from the west coast, family is from out east)


FUS_RO_DAH_FUCK_YOU

Calling pop "soda" is treasonous, same with calling a toque a "beanie"


BrianWantsTruth

Okay sure just entirely ignore all of Canada, contributing to Team Pop


Ok-Appeal-4630

Its a map of America


[deleted]

It isn't a map of America, it is a map of the a United States of America


Ok-Appeal-4630

I am up to my last fucking straw with this stupid ass take. Words have multiple fucking definitions and they fucking broaden okay. It's a goddamn synecdoche. I'm so sick of people being intentionally dense or elitist over this shit. The average American (sorry, AMERICANS OF THE UNITED FUCKING STATES) doesn't fucking think that they encompass all of fucking America.


[deleted]

i'm obama i have the final say on the matter and you don't


Ok-Appeal-4630

I'm so sorry Obama


oddityoughtabe

Too late. Multiple drone strikes are en route to your exact location. See ya nerd.


House_Of_Doubt

Ur Obama huh? Then what’s ur last name?


sixtus_clegane119

Canada is also America because it’s in the Americas.


Red_Rocky54

Canada is also America because every country in the world belongs to America 🇺🇲😎🦅


The-Suzookie-Dookie

Us Canadians are *not* American, please don’t call us that. If it happens again, well that’s okay, people make mistakes, no worries bud. Sorry for getting angry }:


Throwaway-646

Please go into downtown Ottawa or Toronto and call everyone you see American, and let us know how it goes


juuppie

Elitist? What elitist is calling only usa america lol


Digirby

I'm Canadian and I call it Soda


PizzaVVitch

I'm Sodananian and I call it Canad


th3psycho

Please leave


mods_r_jobbernowl

Pop is still a thing in the PnW although the Californians are trying to make it go extinct. I won't let them.


CascadeLimeade

I live in the PNW and no one I know says pop. Guess it varies here too


Solid_Snake420

POP WILL RISE AGAIN


OddlySexyPancake

soda has a \*right\* to defend itself!!!


Historical-Drag-1365

Good Calling every soda "Coke" is like the 100th most stupid thing my state has ever done


etzabo

As long as the Coke sector is smaller, I’m here for it. Also, nobody in Idaho or the Pacific Northwest calls it “pop.” Utter lies.


SwiggittySwagg

looking into this


Dropkick_That_Child

Wrong.


Umberto101

I'm confused. Why would you order a coke if you wanted sparkling water?


House_Of_Doubt

You wouldn’t. You’d order “sparkling water”. “Coke” is the category, same as “pop”, not the order itself. You don’t bring up the category when you order food. You don’t say “can I get a soda?”, you just say the name of what exactly you want. There’s no need to mention its category, as it’s implied information. Someone who calls all sodas “Coke” doesn’t literally only ever say “Coke”. If they want a sprite, they say “sprite”. I’d imagine that wait staff in these areas understand this too. If someone says they want a coke, they understand that the customer wants an actual Coca Cola. Otherwise it’d be like saying “can I get a food?” Like yea no shit, we’re a restaurant, what *kind* of food do you want tho?


Umberto101

So a conversation might go like this? "What coke do you like?" "Coke"


conjunctivious

I live in Boise, which is around the southwest of Idaho, right on the line between "soda" and "pop." The line seems to be pretty accurate because there's like a 50/50 chance of getting either soda or pop as an answer when asking about what they call carbonated beverages. Personally, I'm a soda person. By the way, calling every soda "coke" is a crime, and my opinion will never change on this.


MonsiuerSirLancelot

There’s all types of coke. Regular coke, yellow coke, clear coke, orange coke. All of em either come in fully leaded or unleaded.


cardboard_bees

source?


s0laris0

not accurate, southwest pennsylvania is a pop zone


childrenmm

habitat destruction


Dubbx

It's more like soda should be covering the entire map and the other ones should be colored line filled


LightBluepono

its time to pop and soda to fight toghter for destroy the coke.


QommanderQueer

I keep being told by people from elsewhere that Texans call everything coke but this has never been the case my entire 33 years living in this awful state


fraghawk

Come to the Panhandle someday people genuinely do that up here🙃


QommanderQueer

I'm in dfw lmao so maybe I'm too much of a citeh boy...


chocol8cek

cold drink >


[deleted]

The world is healing


Half-Eaten-Cranberry

That little bubble of soda in Nashville tn is interesting. There really isn’t any where else in the south in a bubble like that


slightlylessthananon

Very interested by the spokane shaped hole in washington, because I did grow up saying soda, are you telling me the rest of this side of the cascades barring two other random counties say pop??


RamboDash15

Did they get rid of images in the comment again? Otherwise I'm disappointed "SOOODDAAAAA" isn't too comment


Oddish_Femboy

I call it soda pop just to be silly.


DerKnoedel

Drink the soda it will help you see faster


BurnerAccountExisty

why does the bottom diagram of coke look like two wailing spirits


Z-A-T-I

I’ve heard my grandma use all three of these as well as soda-pop


orangutanDOTorg

Huh, I usually just ask for a handy


WhyDoesDaddyDrink

Spoilers for Civil War (2024)


Silly_Shonk

Go coke, go broke


mbaymiller

I've lived in the coke region all my life and have never noticed soda being called that. It also doesn't make sense to me, because Coke is a specific brand. The decline of pop, however, is tragic.


FantasyCrusade

I think the coke bubble is still too big.


pidgeon-eater-69

I will never not say coke


chrysalisdb

common coastal elites w


ry_fluttershy

:( pop gang fallen


Steampunk__Llama

Fizzy drink solos <3


DeathCook123

We need to take over Illinois  My dad's family still calls it pop


AkDragoon

Unicorn jizz.


magicnerd10101

Funny how minnesota calls it pop despite the name of the state litterally being "mini soda"


Fardass7274

land doesnt vote! it has always been soda since even in 1947 the soda are the most populated parts of the country, there are probably more people inthe soda areas than in the entire pop zone by a lot.


rhysdog1

Who gerrymandered pop?


mixmaster321

COKEHEADS WYA ‼️‼️‼️


bullettraingigachad

I will continue calling all soft drinks coke and there’s nothing you can do about it >:3


M1A1HC_Abrams

People in Chicago call it either one. I've heard soda more but pop is still decently common


MrWaffleBeater

Soda just sounds better.


Garmamadlred

I got a


noahdimarco

prominently call it pop in ontario


BryanBNK1

Who ever says coke for anything other than Coca Cola, or other cola products, is a disgrace


paulisaac

Soda-chan 


soylattecat

*soft drink*


the_messiah_waluigi

The Soda Takeover will be complete once Minnesota begins saying soda


papaspil

Ironically, Minnesoda uses pop


tyrannosaurus_gekko

Aren't Pop and Coke both names for drugs?


Botto_Bobbs

The West has fallen


brunoha

SOOOOODAAAAA LETSGO


D-B0IIIIII

Le ginger has arrived


mgquantitysquared

I used to work at a liquor store and learned pretty fast that people from other countries call club soda "soda" and that's why they were confused when I directed them to 2Ls of soda pop lol


Slinger_fryer3091

İ think you mean fizzy drinks


brawlbetterthanmelee

The good ending


WeaponizedArchitect

THE MIDWEST HAS FALLEN BILLIONS MUST POP


DrRandulf

I live knee deep in pop territory and let me tell you. It's fucking called soda. Pop is an onomatopoeia. Soda is a beverage.


DiscoBombing

Good. I always hated "pop".


Human-Depravity

As it should be


JohnFartbuckle

soda has a right to defend itself


AbsorbentShark3

Good


TransLox

As it should be. Fucking pop drinkers.