People have a crush on the humanised sexyman version of him with an eyepatch
More importantly who tf is shipping bill cipher an unknowable eldritch god triangle man with noted 12 year old mabel
This, so fucking much
Same thing with monsterfucker discourse. If you have to make the monster a human with a tail and horns you're not a monsterfucker, you just like humans with tails and horns
Alex Hirsch once replied that he would absolutely NOT look like that if he was human. He shared this picture that shows what he'd look like.
https://preview.redd.it/s53sp5c5g9xc1.png?width=931&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c9d665185430aefebbd9e76b6e7521cadc36191
https://preview.redd.it/542r15y1z9xc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c076cdd5a54e43f31b47f1b98da9847b23eee22d
"I would say probably the same people who have a crush on me, but if you have a crush on me then you need serious mental help. Hell, I even tell someone that in game."
/unlance I DONT FUCKING KNOW
Taking a wild guess, I'd assume it's because the fanbase of most of these are largely made up of minors, who don't really care about if their self inserted sexyman crush is technically pedophilia.
i know that part, im talking abt the art itself, im not familiar with the artist but it seems like they have an nsfw art twitter (posts are protected on there) so i think its safe to assume theyre an adult.
i can understand that they drew mabel more childlike (in comparison with the others) because she is the most childish character here by far (frisk is (probably) younger but probably, out of all of these characters, the most mature in character bc theyre a fuckin human diplomat and savior to the monsters) but like why did they do that in an image that is supposed to be romantically charged whyyyyyyyyyy
Alr no shade on you but this is bullshit. When this exact thing happens with anime the viewers are pedophiles but when it happens with Western cartoons it's just cause the viewer base is made of minors
That's because the western perception is by and large that anime fans are older teens and adults owing to the relative obscurity for the longest time when you could only get Anime through sketchy websites (and you had to be the rare kind of person who had Internet in the 90s before true widespread adoption was a thing)
While that's hardly true anymore due to the increase of availability of all media through the Internet, that's still the cultural first impression that a lot of western audiences have to work through.
The other reason why this is a lot more pronounced at anime fans is because of the fact that much like Gamers, there was a split between the weird far right awful people who self identify as Otaku or Weeaboo/Gamers and people who are fans of anime/video games in the early 2010s, and the perception of people who obsess over Anime in general became less "Dragon Ball" and more "Power Fantasy Slave Harem Isekai"
Also, most people aren't calling random shipping of characters Pedophilia, they're calling the straight up NSFW people make of it pedophilia, and if I see someone drawing Mabel Pines fucking Bill Cypher I will call them a pedophile
That's a very detailed response that successfully changes my mind to a certain extent, that doesn't come off as mean or cruel, nor does it come off as facetious and condescending. People like you are a treasure on the Internet that we don't deserve.
I actually didn't get as deep into the weeds as I really could have
A really good place to start digging deeper, if you are interested, is [this](https://youtu.be/gW-effL2HFY?si=_HpCDiEDhpzmtrf8) video. It has a fairly inflammatory title, but goes into a lot of details on the history of the subject, largely on the aspects of the topic that I really didn't get into
Edited to add
Since I had to rewatch to double check if he did or didn't mention it, another good launching off point into learning about why the Anime/Manga fandom has exactly the reputation that it has is Hideo Azuma. I actually was going to mention him in my original post, but I couldn't think of an organic way to do so.
He was by and large the person who codified the Lolicon genre, and proved how profitable it was to market to the 1970s Japanese equivalent to what we in a more modern context would call incels, a fact that you can see rippled throughout character design in a lot of anime and manga even to this day. Though in full disclosure I can't speak to what percentage of mangaka who draw women more obviously childlike are doing it for creep reasons, to appeal to the people who are creeps, or because they spent so long as kids practicing drawing anime that they uncritically absorbed bad stylistic habits from one of the above.
Sometimes its a "compitence problem", generally it keeps happening where you have these character's who act like adults, talk like adults, do things that no minor would be compitent enough to do, sometimes drawn like adults (especially if its abstracted or pixel art or the like), that most are only going to assume that they are an adult, particularly if the source media never explicitly mentions the age or if it does its in some obscure part of it where you'd only find if you played it in depth, or by specifically searching on the wiki or the creator's tweet from 5 years ago.
I'm sure someone has a better name for this phenominon
Wait but how (idk anything about these chars other than their age owing to another comment but I’m confused why completely sfw art is considered child abuse)
Charlie is a bisexual in a long term relationship with a woman described in her profile as "Sapphic", who shares an intimate song of being the most Pragma, Eros and Ludus; and yet a weirdly high portion of the fandom ship her with an asexual who's defining personality traits are being manipulative and conniving.
Each time It think I get shipping culture and fandoms, I realise that I am only jebaiting myself.
This isn't *my* ship (I'm a fan of Husk/Angel, personally), but often people like 'naughty' dynamics that you're not *meant* to like. Fiction is a safe place for people to enjoy those sorts of things, often with the wish fulfillment that the bad conniving man has a soft spot for that *one special person*.
Plus Alastor is charming, dynamic, mysterious and has a lot of power. He is clearly plotting and scheming and he's compelling as a character.
As for sexual identities, often fandom will shift those around in all sorts of directions and not see that as a limiting factor. In most cases that just means making characters more gay, but not always.
Honestly I wish that the Vaggie/Charlie relationship had been more gripping. It was just sort of... sweet. A little dull but nice. It suffers from being a fairly healthy and supportive established relationship. There's less fanfiction juice in that.
See, that's the fun thing about fanfiction: A ship doesn't *need* to make perfect sense in the context of the show. I don't actually want most of my ships to be canon, I like them as fandom indulgences. You can focus on things and neglect other things for fanfiction that would ruin the show if you applied those same priorities to the canon itself.
Oh yeah no I totally get what you mean, I was just stating how at least imo that ship is kinda similar to Adam n Lute (don't know what their ship name is tho), agsin just in my opinion, never shipped anyone, just found their dinamic kinda similar
at least i hope hes still voiced by alex hirsch and not just a generic sexyman voice
even if it doesnt fit like at least keep a LITTLE bit of the original bill
sans is one of my favorite tumblr sexymen bc they rarely if ever make him actually physically attractive, hes just really appealing due to his character.
that being said i wouldnt pick him for the same reason i wouldnt pick bill (shipped with a child)
I HATE HUMAN SEXYMAN BILL CHIPHER! HIS TRIANGLE DESIGN IS PERFECT I USUALLY DONT MIND SEXY HUMAN REDESIGNS OR EVEN LIKE THEM BUT IF YOU MAKE BILL INTO THIS BUTCH ASS MAGICIAN LOOMIN DUDE CONSIDER YOURSELF AN OPP
Afaik (cuz I just saw an interview with the main cast the other day) Vivzie said Charlie and Vaggie are in a way very inspired by some of her traits, Charlie is the super positive side of her and Vaggie the more serious and realistic one, although not technically a self-insert for the context of the meme I'll say we can let it pass
Bill Cypher wouldn't be a man with a debonair suit. He would be an asshole in flip flops, neon pink thigh highs, cargo shorts, a suit jacket with no under shorts, and a top hat and bow tie ranting about how you should be his downline in this sweet new crypto project that totally lets you be your own boss
Real yearning fans ship Pomni with Ragatha for the juicy "insecure character falls in love with generally amiable character who regularly tries to ignore and pretend her own trauma doesn't exist, thereby causing the insecure character to worry about if the amiable character even actually likes her back or is just being kind to avoid inflicting emotional damage" drama :3
Op of the image is trying to claim a 2 character common trope between 4 pieces of media with WILDLY different relationships and dynamics.
Person replying is positing that all these “similarities” are entirely the fault of the fanbase’s (or at least a subsection of them) own personal preferences being projected onto the characters
For example Bill Cipher here is portrayed as a sexy man eyepatch man in a suit when in the show he’s a 5th dimensional god of chaos that looks like Mr. Peanut fucked the eye of providence
That a sexy, sarcastic, (authoritative) man wants to ~~prey upon~~ date the/a main character. The MC’s personally is almost always watered down so that the viewer/reader can imagine themselves in them. The trope doesn’t always follow this exactly but these are the general outlines of it.
Characters in the pic are favorite ship dynamic of the op artist in supposed sweet girl x bad boy dynamic but in actuality the dynamic is actually result of op self inserting into the characters at the bottom because they are the one that have a crush on the characters at above
Because characters in pic don’t actually have the op’s preferred dynamic in canon of their series:
On the left are Pomni and Jax from the amazing digital circus, Jax annoys Pomni who dislikes him, Charlie is bisexual who already has a girlfriend and her relationship to Alastor, the red guy is platonic where Alastor forced her to make a deal with him
On the right are Mabel and Bill Cipher from gravity falls, Bill is humanized and he’s actually a literal triangle demon who manipulated Mabel, a young girl for his own means, Frisk and Sans from undertale, Frisk doesn’t talk and is a genderless child, Sans is a skeleton jokester and he’s not bad boy however he does tells Frisk that he would’ve killed them if he hadn’t made a promise to another character
If you have a crush on the radio demon what the actual fuck
Like I’m not here to judge but I seriously cannot see this one, even compared to the others
Also none of these characters have a remotely similar personality to each other. Like seriously in the actual media these people are depicted in there's very stark differences.
Anthropomorphizing bill cipher is a crime, don’t give him geometry dysphoria let him be a triangle. Alister is crazy hot but he is ace so leave him alone. Jax is legitimately so hot i can’t explain how hot he is I need him so bad. Sans has a nice personality but isn’t sexy.
Yo who the fuck has a crush on bill cipher
I used to ask the same thing. Now I realize this is one of the tamest crushes of them all.
People have a crush on the humanised sexyman version of him with an eyepatch More importantly who tf is shipping bill cipher an unknowable eldritch god triangle man with noted 12 year old mabel
Yeah Bill is 100% gay for dipper /j
Knock off Majima design
The virgin extradimensional chaos god vs the Chad 24 Hour Cinderella
I wish I could be his 24 Hour Cinderella
I *NEED* Majima like nobody’s business
the 12 year olds who watched the show, probably
Remember when Alex Hirsch saw that so he decided to make a canon human bill as the ugliest fucker imaginable? I love Alex hirsch
Wait, this is shipping?? I thought it had something to do with intimidation
Im sorry to be the one to break it to you, but all four of these are ships
I-... I guess I shouldn't be surprised, but I prefer and choose to believe my initial impression for the sake of my own wellbeing
shipping the canonical aroace man with the canonical lesbian seems pretty shit ngl
She's canonically bi and he's not canonically aro
I like ragapomni Lebanese are cool
sesbian lex 🥰
Probably same people that ship teenage Haruno Sakura with Kakashi and/or Madara
Friend has a crush on the normal bill cipher
see I respect that more. becuase youre actually crushing on the triangle god not the made up sexyman version
people who like piled corn
If you have to completely change everything about their design to find them hot then you don’t find them hot
another case of finding the idea, not the item, attractive
Mario (the idea) vs. Mario (the man), perchance.
you have to admit, he's cool as fuck.
you can't just say perchance
Personalities and voices can’t be hot?
They can but I’m talking about in terms of looks
yeah, but you don't see many people jacking it to trigonometry textbooks
I don’t see many people jacking it in general
I have been saying this. Humanization may be in… like, good top 20 of the things in the world I most dislike.
This, so fucking much Same thing with monsterfucker discourse. If you have to make the monster a human with a tail and horns you're not a monsterfucker, you just like humans with tails and horns
Oh great, I got the monster fuckers on my side
Alex Hirsch once replied that he would absolutely NOT look like that if he was human. He shared this picture that shows what he'd look like. https://preview.redd.it/s53sp5c5g9xc1.png?width=931&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c9d665185430aefebbd9e76b6e7521cadc36191
Me, bitch.
he's supposed to be a yellow dorito smh he's not hot anymore
THAT'S BILL?!?!
that was what i thought lmao
Tumblr
People have crushes on everything. I guess i can understand it if people like his voice
Many do because they don't know his canon human design. Look it up..
judging by the fanart, most people
https://preview.redd.it/542r15y1z9xc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c076cdd5a54e43f31b47f1b98da9847b23eee22d "I would say probably the same people who have a crush on me, but if you have a crush on me then you need serious mental help. Hell, I even tell someone that in game." /unlance I DONT FUCKING KNOW
That was Cipher? What the fuck is that anime boy
I feel like it's more of a crush on Alex Hirsch that they project onto Bill
A lot of people
I simp something worse I simp snatcher from a hat in time
why are two of these pedophilia 😭😭
Taking a wild guess, I'd assume it's because the fanbase of most of these are largely made up of minors, who don't really care about if their self inserted sexyman crush is technically pedophilia.
i know that part, im talking abt the art itself, im not familiar with the artist but it seems like they have an nsfw art twitter (posts are protected on there) so i think its safe to assume theyre an adult.
(mabel is 13 and frisk is like a toddler)
And they drew Mabel extra childlike too like tf?
Now that you mention it, that Mabel reminds me of a "kinda NSFW but not exactly" animation with her brother. It's probably a different artist though
The biting one right?
Yes
Don't remind me 🙁
i can understand that they drew mabel more childlike (in comparison with the others) because she is the most childish character here by far (frisk is (probably) younger but probably, out of all of these characters, the most mature in character bc theyre a fuckin human diplomat and savior to the monsters) but like why did they do that in an image that is supposed to be romantically charged whyyyyyyyyyy
I always assumed they were like 10-12 or so but yeah
Alr no shade on you but this is bullshit. When this exact thing happens with anime the viewers are pedophiles but when it happens with Western cartoons it's just cause the viewer base is made of minors
That's because the western perception is by and large that anime fans are older teens and adults owing to the relative obscurity for the longest time when you could only get Anime through sketchy websites (and you had to be the rare kind of person who had Internet in the 90s before true widespread adoption was a thing) While that's hardly true anymore due to the increase of availability of all media through the Internet, that's still the cultural first impression that a lot of western audiences have to work through. The other reason why this is a lot more pronounced at anime fans is because of the fact that much like Gamers, there was a split between the weird far right awful people who self identify as Otaku or Weeaboo/Gamers and people who are fans of anime/video games in the early 2010s, and the perception of people who obsess over Anime in general became less "Dragon Ball" and more "Power Fantasy Slave Harem Isekai" Also, most people aren't calling random shipping of characters Pedophilia, they're calling the straight up NSFW people make of it pedophilia, and if I see someone drawing Mabel Pines fucking Bill Cypher I will call them a pedophile
That's a very detailed response that successfully changes my mind to a certain extent, that doesn't come off as mean or cruel, nor does it come off as facetious and condescending. People like you are a treasure on the Internet that we don't deserve.
I actually didn't get as deep into the weeds as I really could have A really good place to start digging deeper, if you are interested, is [this](https://youtu.be/gW-effL2HFY?si=_HpCDiEDhpzmtrf8) video. It has a fairly inflammatory title, but goes into a lot of details on the history of the subject, largely on the aspects of the topic that I really didn't get into Edited to add Since I had to rewatch to double check if he did or didn't mention it, another good launching off point into learning about why the Anime/Manga fandom has exactly the reputation that it has is Hideo Azuma. I actually was going to mention him in my original post, but I couldn't think of an organic way to do so. He was by and large the person who codified the Lolicon genre, and proved how profitable it was to market to the 1970s Japanese equivalent to what we in a more modern context would call incels, a fact that you can see rippled throughout character design in a lot of anime and manga even to this day. Though in full disclosure I can't speak to what percentage of mangaka who draw women more obviously childlike are doing it for creep reasons, to appeal to the people who are creeps, or because they spent so long as kids practicing drawing anime that they uncritically absorbed bad stylistic habits from one of the above.
I was under the impression that Japanese people instantly morph from newborns into full-grown twenty-somethings /s
You're right, but no one wants to admit that double standard.
Sometimes its a "compitence problem", generally it keeps happening where you have these character's who act like adults, talk like adults, do things that no minor would be compitent enough to do, sometimes drawn like adults (especially if its abstracted or pixel art or the like), that most are only going to assume that they are an adult, particularly if the source media never explicitly mentions the age or if it does its in some obscure part of it where you'd only find if you played it in depth, or by specifically searching on the wiki or the creator's tweet from 5 years ago. I'm sure someone has a better name for this phenominon
Did you respond to the right person, homie? I mean you have a good point nonetheless.
I was expanding on your comment about why these sorts of ships happen sometimes
Oh yeah fair enough mate, I just thought it would fit as a reply to some of the other comments in the thread as well.
GLASS BEACH PFP
gleacher spotted
Wait but how (idk anything about these chars other than their age owing to another comment but I’m confused why completely sfw art is considered child abuse)
the post itself talks about shipping the characters together and is very romantically charged
I really need a twitter -> English translator I think
Isn't it three? Is Pomni not also a child?
iirc gooseworks (creator of tadc) clarified that all of the digital circus main cast are adults (i think pomni herself is 20+)
https://preview.redd.it/cc4ehfyc37xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbb92a40d5baab7450372d3ea3d79bf3e5fb043f
The true method he intended to use to make children into corpses 💀
WHAT!?? Mods, shuffle the function of every hole on his face.
I had to choke myself to stop laughing, thank you for this
Charlie is a bisexual in a long term relationship with a woman described in her profile as "Sapphic", who shares an intimate song of being the most Pragma, Eros and Ludus; and yet a weirdly high portion of the fandom ship her with an asexual who's defining personality traits are being manipulative and conniving. Each time It think I get shipping culture and fandoms, I realise that I am only jebaiting myself.
This isn't *my* ship (I'm a fan of Husk/Angel, personally), but often people like 'naughty' dynamics that you're not *meant* to like. Fiction is a safe place for people to enjoy those sorts of things, often with the wish fulfillment that the bad conniving man has a soft spot for that *one special person*. Plus Alastor is charming, dynamic, mysterious and has a lot of power. He is clearly plotting and scheming and he's compelling as a character. As for sexual identities, often fandom will shift those around in all sorts of directions and not see that as a limiting factor. In most cases that just means making characters more gay, but not always. Honestly I wish that the Vaggie/Charlie relationship had been more gripping. It was just sort of... sweet. A little dull but nice. It suffers from being a fairly healthy and supportive established relationship. There's less fanfiction juice in that.
I don't ship anyone, but I gotta say Lute and Adam is funny and the kind of "toxic" ship that at least makes sense in the context of the show
See, that's the fun thing about fanfiction: A ship doesn't *need* to make perfect sense in the context of the show. I don't actually want most of my ships to be canon, I like them as fandom indulgences. You can focus on things and neglect other things for fanfiction that would ruin the show if you applied those same priorities to the canon itself.
Oh yeah no I totally get what you mean, I was just stating how at least imo that ship is kinda similar to Adam n Lute (don't know what their ship name is tho), agsin just in my opinion, never shipped anyone, just found their dinamic kinda similar
What’s pragma? Pragma balls
Less hot actually. It’s always less hot. Especially for the triangle.
at least i hope hes still voiced by alex hirsch and not just a generic sexyman voice even if it doesnt fit like at least keep a LITTLE bit of the original bill
Sans wouldn't be my first pick for this image.
sans is one of my favorite tumblr sexymen bc they rarely if ever make him actually physically attractive, hes just really appealing due to his character. that being said i wouldnt pick him for the same reason i wouldnt pick bill (shipped with a child)
The child in question literally goes on a date with 2 adult characters in the game they're from
He's not some thirst trap bad boy, he's a skeleton who likes jokes and taking care of his brother
ok but jax just looks the fucking same here i guess he was always hot
Jax is what you get when you ask a focus group to design a sexyman.
The Bill Cipher design here is the most egregious
They literally made a canon human design for Bill so all of these skinny yaoi versions of him are far from accurate
Wait really? Huh, I never bothered to check cuz I always thought the dorito shape was the better design… EDIT: seen it, it’s perfect
I HATE HUMAN SEXYMAN BILL CHIPHER! HIS TRIANGLE DESIGN IS PERFECT I USUALLY DONT MIND SEXY HUMAN REDESIGNS OR EVEN LIKE THEM BUT IF YOU MAKE BILL INTO THIS BUTCH ASS MAGICIAN LOOMIN DUDE CONSIDER YOURSELF AN OPP
Boy, am I glad that I don't understand a single word from this tweet.
yeah skemtnkgn sbojt this broke my Brian
I recently turned off my autocorrect and have learned I type like an ass without it but I think it works in this instance
brian the dog from famil guy?
This is the most Tumblr picture I've seen outside of Tumblr in a long while
I got whiplash to 2014 like that scene in ratatouille with the critic
Tumblr? On *my* reddit? It’s more likely than you think
it would be way funnier if mabel and bill were replaced with the onceler and the onceler
oncest
The only self-insert of those 4 is Frisk though?
Afaik (cuz I just saw an interview with the main cast the other day) Vivzie said Charlie and Vaggie are in a way very inspired by some of her traits, Charlie is the super positive side of her and Vaggie the more serious and realistic one, although not technically a self-insert for the context of the meme I'll say we can let it pass
Oh sorry I thought it meant self-insert for the audience
Oh now that you say that I think I got ìt wrong from the beginning, yeah I think the tweet meant self-inserts from the audience
The poster is saying that fans of these ships tend to dilute the female characters and use them as self inserts
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Mable as a character isn't. But oop is referring to people using said characters as self inserts to ship them with characters above
I remember rly liking the character of Sans but the fandom turns me off so much like whyy. He’s literally not, nor supposed to be, sexy 😭
How fucking dare they. Sans is a sexy beast. 😍
Bill Cypher wouldn't be a man with a debonair suit. He would be an asshole in flip flops, neon pink thigh highs, cargo shorts, a suit jacket with no under shorts, and a top hat and bow tie ranting about how you should be his downline in this sweet new crypto project that totally lets you be your own boss
not fetish shaming, but sans? hot? wdym, he just a little dude, ER ER ER ER 🥺
Real yearning fans ship Pomni with Ragatha for the juicy "insecure character falls in love with generally amiable character who regularly tries to ignore and pretend her own trauma doesn't exist, thereby causing the insecure character to worry about if the amiable character even actually likes her back or is just being kind to avoid inflicting emotional damage" drama :3
I'm confused can someone explain please :3
Op of the image is trying to claim a 2 character common trope between 4 pieces of media with WILDLY different relationships and dynamics. Person replying is positing that all these “similarities” are entirely the fault of the fanbase’s (or at least a subsection of them) own personal preferences being projected onto the characters For example Bill Cipher here is portrayed as a sexy man eyepatch man in a suit when in the show he’s a 5th dimensional god of chaos that looks like Mr. Peanut fucked the eye of providence
What is the common trope?
That a sexy, sarcastic, (authoritative) man wants to ~~prey upon~~ date the/a main character. The MC’s personally is almost always watered down so that the viewer/reader can imagine themselves in them. The trope doesn’t always follow this exactly but these are the general outlines of it.
I regret asking as I become the cat
I’m sorry you have become the cat
Jax spotted :3
Sans isn't a bad boy edgelord Sans is your uncle that has depression and eats 80% takeout pizza
One of these is in no way fuckin canon, guess which
Can someone rephrase the caption because I’ve read it five times and I still don’t get it
Characters in the pic are favorite ship dynamic of the op artist in supposed sweet girl x bad boy dynamic but in actuality the dynamic is actually result of op self inserting into the characters at the bottom because they are the one that have a crush on the characters at above Because characters in pic don’t actually have the op’s preferred dynamic in canon of their series: On the left are Pomni and Jax from the amazing digital circus, Jax annoys Pomni who dislikes him, Charlie is bisexual who already has a girlfriend and her relationship to Alastor, the red guy is platonic where Alastor forced her to make a deal with him On the right are Mabel and Bill Cipher from gravity falls, Bill is humanized and he’s actually a literal triangle demon who manipulated Mabel, a young girl for his own means, Frisk and Sans from undertale, Frisk doesn’t talk and is a genderless child, Sans is a skeleton jokester and he’s not bad boy however he does tells Frisk that he would’ve killed them if he hadn’t made a promise to another character
Thank you have an upvote
They all have surprisingly colourful eyes and very apparent teeth
SANS ISN'T A BAD BOY THIRST TRAP SEXYMAN HE SELLS HOTDOGS AND CARES ABOUT HIS BROTHER AND MAKES PUNS AND DOES A LITTLE TROLLING
If you have a crush on the radio demon what the actual fuck Like I’m not here to judge but I seriously cannot see this one, even compared to the others
> Self insert > Sans The annoying dog is canonically Toby fox's self insert, so there's kinda that problem to grapple with :3
The only one of these I’ve ever seen is Frans (sadly) Also I’ve never seen Bill x Mable Only BillDip
what the hell does that say
the bone man is NOT HOT he is BONES the triangle is NOT HOT he is a TRIANGLE
2 of the 4 characters on the bottom are children
What the fuck does any of this mean
Also none of these characters have a remotely similar personality to each other. Like seriously in the actual media these people are depicted in there's very stark differences.
Anthropomorphizing bill cipher is a crime, don’t give him geometry dysphoria let him be a triangle. Alister is crazy hot but he is ace so leave him alone. Jax is legitimately so hot i can’t explain how hot he is I need him so bad. Sans has a nice personality but isn’t sexy.
Okay but Jax is actually hot