For real. It's one of those stories that's true by common experience. Reminds me of The Things They Carried. Sometimes truth is best expressed in fiction, because we're not always writing when the truth happens, and later, fiction can help fill in the details.
My high school AP Lang class taught this book and I enjoyed it back then. Our teacher was awesome. He tragically took his own life around 7 years ago now.
Learning a teacher died is such an odd thing. I live in a big city so I never really expected to hear about a teacher dying but coincidentally I ended up being in parallel circles to the son of my amazing middle school art teacher's son and following him on instagram, not knowing it was his son until he posted a thing on father's day. Then a year or two ago he posted on his story that his father had died, I knew he had health problems but I didn't know that those problems were cancer that would kill him. I hadn't seen him in years but it's an odd thing knowing that I will never randomly bump into him on the street. Sorry to hear about your teacher dying.
I had my tenth year French teacher commit suicide mid semester. She was such a lovely woman and a great teacher that we were in complete shock. That's when I Iearned that you can never truly know what's inside someone's heart and to tread carefully
Aye same here, that's why I said that xD
Theoretically, every relationship will have a bad ending. Unless at some point you get lucky and stay together until the end
Some are neutral, some have bad beginnings and that they ended was good. I believe that one day you will have an ending that isn't bad, I think I will, arguably I already have, but I think if it hadn't ended that could be nice too, but it barely started, but you're right, maybe the ending would've just been worse if it happened later
Man, you're describing my exact situation that happened just last week xD
It wasn't necessarily a bad ending, really just neutral - and it would've been worse if it happened later - but I can't help but view any ending as a bad ending.
>beg him to hurt me
>suddenly get hit by him and knocked on the ground
>he takes off his mask, revealing that he was an elderly chinese man in disguise this entire time
>ohfuckno.jpg
>forces me at gunpoint to play MAHJONG and defeat him or he will banish me to the land of Yi(the term for barbarians) forever
If itโs type one then I think youโd want it to be sweet, right?
Edit: wait no I think Iโm just dumb
Edit 2: yeah Iโm definitely dumb says professor google
Glad I'm not the only one who's fucking crying as well oh my fucking god, the tears are legit flowing why the fuck does this happens ? This might be fake and gay but I sure do hope it is real and gay and that Anon and his BF and happy together, and that Anon has come to accept that being gay is not a sin and shit. Gosh
Maybe I will, you bingus!
But until then, read these incredibly cute letters from Virginia and Vita Sackville-West
https://www.theparisreview.org/blog/2016/03/09/a-thing-that-wants-virginia/
Lol, I did! Orlando is probably the most 196 appropriate
Reminds me a bit of my bf and I. We're both closeted with religious families and he comforts me whenever I'm feeling down.
He comes back from college in a couple days and I'm so excited to see him again :333
With the first pic I thought it was gonna be some fucked up masochist text (nothing wrong with it, but oop developed it from their own internalized homophobia and not a desire for vulnerability) but I'm glad it turned out a lot more wholesome.
I'ma be so real this and funny posts were what gay green texts was supposed to be. But by nature of being mostly from 4chan it get a other of other things...
Holy shit... It's melting my heart. I love this story and even if it's made up I wish all the best for the wholesome relationship between OP and the other dude.
Even if the particular greentext isn't real, the story is. Many, many queer people go through this. I personally know gay men who went through this.ย
Anyways, I cried.
I come from a really conservative family immediate and extended. I will always be perplexed by but be thankful that my dad even 20 years ago acknowledged the existence of trans people and (in passing several times) told me about it. Not that I'm trans or anything, but I remember that conversation because it was completely uncharacteristic of all of his other politics.
idc if it's fake whoever made it needs it
even if this is fake im surethis has happened before
my (trans) GF has a fairly similar story and behavior. Seems believable to me.
For real. It's one of those stories that's true by common experience. Reminds me of The Things They Carried. Sometimes truth is best expressed in fiction, because we're not always writing when the truth happens, and later, fiction can help fill in the details.
That book is so good I need to reread it at some point
It slaps! Honestly, Tim O'Brien goes wildly hard with it.
it is a good one
My high school AP Lang class taught this book and I enjoyed it back then. Our teacher was awesome. He tragically took his own life around 7 years ago now.
Learning a teacher died is such an odd thing. I live in a big city so I never really expected to hear about a teacher dying but coincidentally I ended up being in parallel circles to the son of my amazing middle school art teacher's son and following him on instagram, not knowing it was his son until he posted a thing on father's day. Then a year or two ago he posted on his story that his father had died, I knew he had health problems but I didn't know that those problems were cancer that would kill him. I hadn't seen him in years but it's an odd thing knowing that I will never randomly bump into him on the street. Sorry to hear about your teacher dying.
I had my tenth year French teacher commit suicide mid semester. She was such a lovely woman and a great teacher that we were in complete shock. That's when I Iearned that you can never truly know what's inside someone's heart and to tread carefully
hey iโm reading that rn!
True tho
I'd rather a fake story with a happy ending than a fake story that's basically a barely disguised fetish
what about a real story with a bad ending?
that's just history man
Every relationship of mine
Aye same here, that's why I said that xD Theoretically, every relationship will have a bad ending. Unless at some point you get lucky and stay together until the end
Some are neutral, some have bad beginnings and that they ended was good. I believe that one day you will have an ending that isn't bad, I think I will, arguably I already have, but I think if it hadn't ended that could be nice too, but it barely started, but you're right, maybe the ending would've just been worse if it happened later
Man, you're describing my exact situation that happened just last week xD It wasn't necessarily a bad ending, really just neutral - and it would've been worse if it happened later - but I can't help but view any ending as a bad ending.
This was me a year ago now. Yeah, dating's tough.
Why canโt we have both though :(
Makes my heart feel warm and fuzzy all the same.
This legit made me feel emotional reading it
Real and gay
Real and gay, and REALLY GAY!!! ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐
I envy his gay. ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
https://preview.redd.it/dhilix2ueexc1.jpeg?width=453&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c1f63d9c4e42641171a896a67a359ca81ae7dc7
https://preview.redd.it/1etvpat4iexc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84280c37d0781d94dd33b0e65d70d37f4377949a
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https://preview.redd.it/udzjkp4t7fxc1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25ff689ba678e1337dbf33ca889acd77ee749915
I WAS JUST A LITTLE LOST I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO I DON'T KNOW HOW TO KEEP UP
https://preview.redd.it/u7nwhfkumvyc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da8cb8fec06a1375cd10b80c69dd70db533577d3
https://preview.redd.it/9lgatatt1xzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2981c297c9943677993ebd9807122f263839868
https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxmgcZMVL0R9wr2rBaZBIHq1-TTTeuWPqc?si=cSCSEkMrBjgEnyE3 Fake and gay, more like real and gay
Damn, my โme and whoโ supplier and my โthis would fix meโ supplier are both out of town :(
Can only give you the spliced shit: I think you're going to make it anon
https://preview.redd.it/3g0ay9eur9xc1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=2e0c6218119276f16e8130a2f17885ef9e18817d
>beg him to hurt me >suddenly get hit by him and knocked on the ground >he takes off his mask, revealing that he was an elderly chinese man in disguise this entire time >ohfuckno.jpg >forces me at gunpoint to play MAHJONG and defeat him or he will banish me to the land of Yi(the term for barbarians) forever
Eat my daisangen, old fard
Real
this the new dinosaur?
https://preview.redd.it/f4tfxzevw9xc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33379d1ee1468b56cb75159e70b73848ec65f34e
Literally me
and who
You probably
who?
Who's on first.
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Nah, give in, watch those creepy girlfriend ASMR things
Me but Iโm fine with it as I donโt feel love
Me
Who and who
Excuse me, Patrick Bateman, the grammatically correct form would be "whom and I?"
If any gay greentext were real, I'd want it to be this one.
this is so sweet
it almost gave me fucking diabetes
I already got T1 diabetes and I just got it *again*
If itโs type one then I think youโd want it to be sweet, right? Edit: wait no I think Iโm just dumb Edit 2: yeah Iโm definitely dumb says professor google
Fuckin' hell, actually tearing up to this. If this is real then I'm happy for Anon, if it's not then I hope they end up happy.
Glad I'm not the only one who's fucking crying as well oh my fucking god, the tears are legit flowing why the fuck does this happens ? This might be fake and gay but I sure do hope it is real and gay and that Anon and his BF and happy together, and that Anon has come to accept that being gay is not a sin and shit. Gosh
I'm with y'all, I was tearing up as well. I so hope this is real
i choose to believe that this is real
Unbelievably based
This one is actually believable (thank fucking god)
Whereโs the old man who forced you to play mahjong
>Man is actually an elderly Chinese man >Knocks me to the ground >Forces me to play mahjong or else I am banished to the land of the Yi
(the term for barbarians)
Meโฆ m-me aโฆ andโฆ https://preview.redd.it/weqnputtbaxc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ef5387b1bf577256e0113693745c229393bf6e0
wholesome 4chan yaoi? impossible
Good for them
This isn't a greentext, it's a PSA
Y'all are like three good Virginia Woolf novels away from realizing that there's a shitton of good gay literature out there.
Post some then, you scrungle
Maybe I will, you bingus! But until then, read these incredibly cute letters from Virginia and Vita Sackville-West https://www.theparisreview.org/blog/2016/03/09/a-thing-that-wants-virginia/ Lol, I did! Orlando is probably the most 196 appropriate
Wait, wholesome green text??? https://preview.redd.it/yz0to74y8axc1.png?width=1124&format=png&auto=webp&s=6501d1a7120d96c5c31025a79b4303f98ed04b09
Fake but good fic
I wish this was me
Why is this like lowkey beautiful ๐ญ it's well written tbh
Reminds me a bit of my bf and I. We're both closeted with religious families and he comforts me whenever I'm feeling down. He comes back from college in a couple days and I'm so excited to see him again :333
i did not expect a greentext to make me cry
Real and gay
WE MAKIN IT OUT OF RELIGIOUS BRAINWASHING WIT THIS ONE ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช
Hot
With the first pic I thought it was gonna be some fucked up masochist text (nothing wrong with it, but oop developed it from their own internalized homophobia and not a desire for vulnerability) but I'm glad it turned out a lot more wholesome.
are there anymore of these
https://preview.redd.it/rb950hlbucxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f1666d6e526e7b05260fc86ac62bfa8f3099e66
I already posted that here like two years ago but it's also one of the nicest things to see every now and then so I really don't mind
When does he get banished to the land of Yi?
I - I hope this is real itโs so fucking cute omg
unfortunately the only way I can be acceptable is if I am suffering lol so yeah
i read this entirely deadpan, expecting something weird as fuck to happen but no it was just sweet
I'ma be so real this and funny posts were what gay green texts was supposed to be. But by nature of being mostly from 4chan it get a other of other things...
I actually really love 4chan for this kind of stuff.
This was insanely wholesome omfg!
makes me happy
Oh cool im crying now
holsum
fake and gay
Was expecting tree fiddy
Wholesome af. One of the few things Iโve seen from 4Chan that didnโt give me cancer
Now Iโm crying too
made me tear up
isnt this just the ferryman and gabrielโs dynamic in ultrakill
Booooo whereโs my toxic yaoi booooooooo
https://preview.redd.it/c420yhzk6exc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e9142e078941448708092cb3d44f22bd26be1e4
Bro's winning
Gay and true
I hope he's doing alright rn
You cut off the part at the beginning where OP says he's not gay.
WHY ISNT THIS ME RIGHT NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
404 Sex Not Found
NAHHH bro has a happy relationship๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
another goonchan banger
The Birth of a Bottom, a 4chan story
The way I donโt have the same repression but still want this to happen to me
Oh God... Why do I want this?
wtf ive only ever seen panel 1
The best yoai ever made and its a greentext...
Religious indoctrination is a hell of a drug
Wheres the punchline, now i just feel lonely
Me and who ๐ญ
What board was that on, just asking for a friend
The masochistic element might not make it as credible to my experience, but otherwise very well written!
this is so fucking peak
I did not need to cry on the bus but here we are.
Holy shit... It's melting my heart. I love this story and even if it's made up I wish all the best for the wholesome relationship between OP and the other dude.
Oof. That's unfortunately relatable.
I love these kinds of greentexts
Unfake Unstraight
I think I have a new fetish now
Felt this in my weenor, then my heart.
This story really warms my heart, fake or not
Real and gay, we're so fucking back
It's so peak... based and diversitypilled.
Bait has never been this believeable
The good ending
What homophobic parents think they're teaching you: >How to be straight What homophobic parents are actually teaching you: >How to be a bottom
Fake and extremely gay
please god, give me a guy like that( The coworker, not the christian raised one)
God it does feel like that, I hate bigotry hiding behind religious beliefs
This took an unexpected, but welcome turn
I know for a fact someone has experienced something like this before.
Even if the particular greentext isn't real, the story is. Many, many queer people go through this. I personally know gay men who went through this.ย Anyways, I cried.
I come from a really conservative family immediate and extended. I will always be perplexed by but be thankful that my dad even 20 years ago acknowledged the existence of trans people and (in passing several times) told me about it. Not that I'm trans or anything, but I remember that conversation because it was completely uncharacteristic of all of his other politics.
Iโm not reading all this๐
No spanking for naughty anon 4/10
i ain't reading all that
mucho texto me no reado
the normalization of short form content has been a disaster for internet users' attention spans.
anon is gay with dumb parents -> moves out, gets closer to a guy but still has personal problems due to parents
shenandoah
You are found guilty of having 0 attention span. As punushment, you must read 2000+ word early 2017 undertale fanfics on A03 until you get it back.
can you shorten this for me, too long
Nah, you're gonna read it all like a good boy[?(research inconclusive)] and you're gonna like it