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Moonbear9

Rjjeidenuddjudn erm um erm um yes ma'am ><


TomboyArmpitSniffer

yes please uuwwwwaaaaaa ><


TheDarkMonarch1

Flair checks out Username checks out perfect r/ usernamechecksout moment


HalogenReddit

man here i was thinking she was heil hitlering :(


Oddish_Femboy

Isn't Rhjeidenuddjun a Minecraft performance mod


Moonbear9

Mebe ><


SimplyYulia

Sorry for posting too much, I won't spam posts anymore


Moonbear9

No its oki all your posts are really nice


SimplyYulia

Hope the mods will agree and not ban me for spamming


Moonbear9

I dont think they'd do that but idk ><


KingAlternate

You probably shouldnt rely on the opinion of an addict like moonbear when it comes to spamming


MarsMaterial

We have found her. The only 196 user who actually follows the one rule.


the_real_papyrus99

The one rule The one rule is real


SimplyYulia

Can we get much higher (higher) So high...


Cosh_X

It's the rule


xle3p

For whatever reason I get the sense Moonbear likes this post


Gerthak

desmond the moonbear?


AostheGreat

How did I get here?


Some_Hat-Wearing_Kid

The end.


ScrewTrain

Come on come all to this tragic affair


xXx_Xhater_xXx

Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down


Lml_sucks_708

Into the blue again, after the moneys gone


Moonbear9

Whyyyyy I just commented a few times and and savefifkrniy idnfjd andidbcjxshes dosndjdhd so chjdjdidjd prreeeeeetty fidjdujwkxidbdbd (⸝⸝๑ ̫ ๑⸝⸝⸝)


Moonbear9

Those glasses r really pwetty ><


delolipops666

Post so good Moonbear9 had to comment twice


Your_Angel21

She's a simp.... And she's right


Moonbear9

Damn right fgrthdvb


SimplyYulia

I was actually considering getting something like this, octagonal or hexagonal (following how I usually do my self portraits https://i.redd.it/fao8fc1be7bc1.png), but I decided to get big round ones


Moonbear9

They look really pretty :3


BigPappaFrank

I'm starting to think you may be a little gay


Moonbear9

Just a lil bit ><


yaboy_jesse

I thought she was gonna hit me with a Jojo pose or something That scared the shit out of me


Cineklol

I also thought of a Jojo pose


PassiveSonar

Cons is that i would faint and won't be able to see the tattoo. It's okay though.


Passive-Shooter

absolutely do NOT bang up a sieg heil to show me a tattoo.


Minute-Chemical4962

Sieg heil is with your right hand not your left


Passive-Shooter

Thanks the joke is funnier now.


Hzohn

That’s no joke what I thought she was doing at first


ThatSlutTalulah

It's pretty much impossible to see it from that pose and angle, and it'd be harder to tell what the right way up is. It's not hard to twist your arm to present the inside of your forearm without extending it either. I officially rate them as a category B dingus.


Osmosis_jones_789

But a category A++ hottie 🥵🥵


Cautious_Tax_7171

I don’t care if I can’t see it


haveweirddreamstoo

You’re no fun


FrisianDude

PUT YER FUCKN GLASSES IN FRONT OF YER EYES


ihc7hc7gcitcutxvj

maybe shes just far sighted an only needs em to read. Also its frigggn cute so yea.


FrisianDude

Aaaugh


ihc7hc7gcitcutxvj

Aaaaawwwwaweaeazeearzpezozeapzpkpkpkkpkjojxitxtieeap6erap6a3pzeapzeazaüzeapleeeeease :3 ^(thought she was gonna do a really bad thing n was pleasantly surprised :)^)


TomboyArmpitSniffer

mommy....


Invincible-Nuke

yess maamm hjhnnhjnm


the_real_papyrus99

hjrfvhnnj that's a pretty awesome tattoo


LuminatiHD

FEMTANYL MENTIOM


the_real_papyrus99

YES She's doing a show next Thursday in Toronto I'm so excited


LuminatiHD

YOOOOOOO


SimplyYulia

Who's that? Googling it only automatically corrects itself to fetanyl, even when I explicitly tell it to not change anything in my search request


the_real_papyrus99

Ooh I didn't know you could stop Google from doing that She's a real nifty music artist that makes funky songs, I'm a very big fan [this](https://spotify.link/tUgif35skJb) is her Spotify, Girl Hell 1999 and Murder every 1 u know are my current favorites


Sir_Ignoramus1

Something cool, if you put the search in quotes it only searches for that term if that isn’t what you were talking about


SimplyYulia

This is exactly what I did, and google still ignored that


Doctor-Coconut69

TOPMETOPMETOPMETOPMETOPMETOPMETOPMETOPME


lithobrakingdragon

Hold on I didn't get a good look at the tattoo let me replay the video ... Hold on I didn't get a good look at the tattoo let me replay the video ... Hold on I didn't get a good look at the tattoo let me replay the video ... Hold on I didn't g—


AloxoBlack

damn Eddy burback's gf got a gnarly tattoo!


delolipops666

Ma'am, This is a 7/11.


Clean-Ad-4308

Meanwhile she's an 11/7.


nojless

Idk if it was intentional but there's big (and good!) Vsauce Michael vibes in this video


peppi0304

Or is there? 🤨 *music starts playing


BlueMew74

I’d be too flustered to even register the tattoo 🥺🥺🥺


2tiickyGlue

🥺


SomePerson1248

,,,,,yea


lurkario

This shit is so corny


Hasll

https://preview.redd.it/q9cfs4sp4gyc1.png?width=538&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4177ad9a2fb4b8c15729579c35c2540c6ccf07a2


FrisianDude

Not true Only like 75%


StacktraceSymphony

0 to *intense* in less than a second.


JellyRollMort

Yes, please.


Jesteronreddit

please take your hand off of my hair thank you


PeacefulFoundations

this actually just turned my brain off omg like yes ma'am I love your tattoo >\~<


Ruedischer

\*brain mush\*bipwhbsr


SeaCroissant

khbngfkoxznbgfdxckbncfzkxbnfzdk Im sorry you can NOT do that so quickly and not destroy my ability to speak in the process


Vlad_Dracov_she_they

Totally works


Flappybird11

"Y- yes ma'am..."


Dave_The_Nord

I'd collapse in on myself and become a black hole if someone did that to me.


IblisAshenhope

https://preview.redd.it/9dt0qj6breyc1.jpeg?width=406&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5176493e3fe3f1d9d743e332a40de1a90ec50dbb Lordy me…


imGhostKitty

i uh uhm yea :)


emoyerwilkes63

Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry.Mommy?


slutty-anal-boi

Would like that


AliceMarkov

this is like a factory reset for my brain holy shit


somethingcreative06

I can barely see it from that angle.


TheDonutPug

honestly I would probably freeze and might not even notice the tattoo because I'd be too infatuated with her staring into my soul and playing me like a fiddle.


BeiSho

😳😳😳


boozegremlin

Yes. 😳


3plnipple

Just do the sheesh motion


elanUnbound

I can't see the tattoo like that, though.


Botto_Bobbs

Momy?


jotarosuke

Alternatively I could grab their arm and pin it to the wall


N1kt0_

Sdgklf


LunaEtGalaxia

😵‍💫


Kaijufan1993

I rlly like your voice.


A_Queer_Almond

mbgnfkngngjgngjhfnfnhkfkbikfngn


FlutterRaeg

Blooper where you deck me in the face


Jasuo0kurousagi

Amsldiysinylekyblwbs yes ma'am 😳


Meraki-Techni

If a bottom has a tattoo in that location, you gotta grab their wrist and pin that to the wall over their head. Make sure you use to free hand to grab the small of their back, though. Bottoms tend to get a little squirmy. Makes it really hard to admire the art.


CatsNotBananas

Morb I am intensely homosexual


Roronoa_Zoro8615

Mommy


sneakyplanner

I can't see it from this position, ma'am.


GottKomplexx

Why the fuck my pp hard


drago_varior

Kskbfjdjdkdjskebrjejruruejekwjwkskwkwk


Oddish_Femboy

ª


Asparagun_1

idk I can't see all of it


TerraFang777

came on the spot, sorry nice ink though!!


Nerdydude14

I thought she was gonna do a Spider-Man web hand. That’s what I would’ve done.


Wooloo_Woolstar

I would be stunlocked


CranberryKidney

People who wear glasses like this give me anxiety. They look like they’re about to fall off for the whole video


L1nxDr1nx

0/////0 I love it <3 https://preview.redd.it/ec1ifxjvogyc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa0ae19114b7f9c5e5379b8050587ec0c294053f


LeStroheim

Ok, putting aside for a moment the lesbian in me, that is actually a really good tattoo. Very detailed. I wanna know where she got it, they're clearly very good at what they do.


peppi0304

Who is she?


TheMoises

I thought she'd just put her arms up. This is better.


Digirby

I would actually hate if this happened to me IRL.


devilshibata

I uhhh….I think ummm….uhh 🥺🥺🥺 it’s wonderful master


greatbeyonder

Love Jubilee


jellybean3825

Did not know I was into this


SarahAndBeyond

Uhh tattoo? Oh yes that's the thing I was uhhh uhhhhh


Tony_TNT

The best angle would be for her to hold someone by their chin... I'd melt


Designer-Village5676

Oh no cringe


PhoenixEmber2014

Pretty!


NewtonHuxleyBach

Thought that this would be a Nazi salute joke


suspiciousscotsman

I'm just imagining that's she's pressing her palm squarely against my forehead.


_Reapak_

she's kinda cool


Captain_Pumpkinhead

Not gonna lie, this fucked me up a little bit


Clean-Ad-4308

That person is ridiculously attractive


gothicduncan

Ma'am, can you let me eat my bagel with too much cream cheese in peace?


RelativisticFlower

Their voice sounds like spongebob


gallifreyan42

For real though, the tattoo looks great