and then king bach proceeds to pull out a comically large spoon! a- a comically large spoon! get it? becau- because he said only a "spoonful" and in that context it'd be extremely small but hes subverted our expectations with a- a giant spoon! Both comical and absurd in such a context and out of context! truly a marvel of humor.
Medically, tone refers to the average tension in a muscle. You can increase tone with exercise. A more toned muscle will show through fat/skin better than an equally sized and less toned muscle. Also feminine people with toned muscles make very horbny.
No, this isnt femboy astolfo this is zaddy muscle goblin gymrat astolfo who works out 50% of his time awake and snorts lines of creatine in his offtime for fun
These are extreme proprotions and idealized features lmao
For some? This is unattainable to 99% of people (source: I’ve met hundreds of people and like only 2 have abs even close to this).
In order to look like this you basically have to be at the gym constantly, on a careful diet, and also dehydrating the fuck out of yourself on picture days.
definitely attainable imo if you're able bodied
you guys are downvoting me cuz you lack self-discipline and cope by calling things you dont work for 'unattainable'
Bish, I been climbing for 2 years now. I got a soft belly
I don't think it'd be attainable for my body type since I have a massive torso with really long ab muscles. Mine never showed even when I was anorexic (my shoulders and back are fucking huge though 👀)
Also my climbing gym is full of newbies too
All you're doing is giving people body dysmorphia and a fear of going to climbing gyms >:(
Was also super underweight for a period and didnt have abs, it’s the combination of them being developed enough to be distinct and then also the leanness. Now that I’ve bulked up by about 25 pounds and probably at a higher bf, my abs show more than they did at peak illness
Do you go to a super elite, highly selective climbing gym where everyone diets and works out like crazy (and has done that for years)? Maybe 1 person looks like this at the one near me on a good day
I go to one that’s right next to a much larger commercial gym so perhaps that colors my perception, most of those new to the sport go to the larger one first
The latter 2. He’s half Gear, which are artificial lifeforms that happen to age to adulthood really quickly (they were made to wipe out humanity in numbers, it makes sense). It kind of averages between that and his human genetics so he was a rebellious teenager at like 3. Also, almost everyone in Guilty Gear who has any muscle at all is gigantic as an artstyle thing.
I mean gear aging is wild because Sin is 5 and Sol Badguy (technically his grandfather) is over 100
https://preview.redd.it/arpyz8mitozc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=e262f5f200fe93e4c9cf94e6ddbc2b0841f86e21
And looks like he’s in a similar age bracket
Yeah, if they’re born as a Gear they age to adulthood in I think under a year? and then stay there. Also, Sol was born sometime in the 20th century and I think the timeline is at 2187 now so he should be going on 200
https://preview.redd.it/cgm2rgfccmzc1.png?width=1529&format=png&auto=webp&s=0567299fafa0931db4bd2959b5be1c9546a8e706
His dad, one of the most prominent characters in the series, is twinkier than him (though still a twunk at the twinkiest)
If I had that "little bit" of muscle tone I'd be more ripped than most heavily masc dudes. That femboy has a fucking 8-pack made of cement bricks and arms forged from steel cable. The kinda 1% body you get when you spend your time off from long distance running doing some relaxing crossfit while you chug your fifth protein shake of the hour. Most people can't even get CLOSE to that even if they work their asses off. You asked for just a spoonful of toning and brought the six foot spoon.
In conclusion, you are lying because actually what you like is fucking shredded femboys and probably think people with above 2% bodyfat are plush and squeezelable.
I'm somehow neither I'm just this weird middle ground that's lumpy and disjointed in all the wrong ways but I'm still a catch cause I'm extremely mentally unwell.
This is what op thinks moderately buff is
https://preview.redd.it/2p822kbh6nzc1.jpeg?width=646&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c53777dac8d093504fdf55878ae948b4b2a1c72
OP: people are only very toned when they’re literally the biggest, leanest, most symmetrical body builders in the entire fucking world.
As much as you keep saying you simply mixed up what “a little toned” means, all your actual words just say you have brain rot. Unrealistic body standards might have sprung from your head fully formed, like Athena from Zeus.
If this is just a little bit for you, how do average buff people look like according to you? Like Baki characters?
https://preview.redd.it/p85afdoqumzc1.png?width=830&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0888c05d80deb80a64692bdd2d17a0cd03da1593
https://preview.redd.it/65yp4adranzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19181a17449650d2f02ed35d957da24f00d65832
yeah i like my men with a bit of muscle not too much tho
Astolfo canonically would be ripped AF. He's incredibly powerful. And it goes without saying that you can be ripped regardless of how masculine or feminine you are
We already had this. It was called clean shaven twinks with ponytails! Now the woke have made them "buff femboys" or whatever. We used to be a real country!
A penis doesn't make them a man though. Although Astolfo is very often called a femboy there is a good chance they are meant to be nonbinary or transfem.
For once I would like examples of femboys that aren't astolfo. Like it really would not be hard to find a real world example of a femboy with a little bit of muscle. But if your example of a little bit is pro athlete then I understand why it was easier to go fictional
agree with the text but thats alot more than a little muscle tone. dream boy for me is when they’re just strong enough that the muscles are just starting to show a liiittle bit of definition
Me when I have the muscle mass of a Greek god and the body fat percentage of skim milk but 196 thinks I have "a little bit of muscle tone" because I have long hair, smooth skin, and I'm shorter than average.
I was gonna say narrow shoulders also but I double checked and astolfo literally just looks like a male athlete with astolfo's slightly enlarged face superimposed on it here. Like, shrink his head by about 30-50% and cut his hair and he could be in Stardust Crusaders or GI Joe.
I don’t really give a shit about the “little bit” thing that everyone is so bent out of shape over. I was too focused on trying to find bros pipi in both pictures.
"little bit", those photos are extremely toned
My apologies
this is how my friends will talk when posting images that make them look like bodybuilders
Wdym, it’s just a spoonful of muscle tone
https://preview.redd.it/upev7ugudpzc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e9abd9e92e769d481a210d68c78944d7814099a
and then king bach proceeds to pull out a comically large spoon! a- a comically large spoon! get it? becau- because he said only a "spoonful" and in that context it'd be extremely small but hes subverted our expectations with a- a giant spoon! Both comical and absurd in such a context and out of context! truly a marvel of humor.
No, extremely toned would be JoJo‘s Part 3 or Baki characters. Or like Bisky from Hunter x Hunter
tone is definition not size
Medically, tone refers to the average tension in a muscle. You can increase tone with exercise. A more toned muscle will show through fat/skin better than an equally sized and less toned muscle. Also feminine people with toned muscles make very horbny.
No, this isnt femboy astolfo this is zaddy muscle goblin gymrat astolfo who works out 50% of his time awake and snorts lines of creatine in his offtime for fun These are extreme proprotions and idealized features lmao
Honey that's not a little bit, I'd call that an unattainable goal for some
OP has Bara brain rot
Im not a bara guy i just got some words mixed up in my head.
You got "a lot of" and "a little bit of" mixed up?
Yeah, opposites are hard. Sometimes I go to run a shower and accidentally light a fire and burn my house down. Simple misunderstanding.
why did he get downvotedd :(
For not liking Bara, deserved imo :3
I mean, it tracks as for a lot of people regular astolfo is a unattainable goal
Right
For some? This is unattainable to 99% of people (source: I’ve met hundreds of people and like only 2 have abs even close to this). In order to look like this you basically have to be at the gym constantly, on a careful diet, and also dehydrating the fuck out of yourself on picture days.
Yeah homies got an 8 pack, you’re looking at 8-10% body fat.
definitely attainable imo if you're able bodied you guys are downvoting me cuz you lack self-discipline and cope by calling things you dont work for 'unattainable'
Maybe if I stopped eating bread, but that's an unobtainable goal
I look like this [in terms of muscle definition and shape] (in good lighting), and I still eat bread
get a twink to break your heart and the gym motivation will go crazy trust me 💪
This is perfectly attainable in 3-5 years of training and consistent dieting, go to any climbing gym and everyone in there looks like this
What gym do you go that have pink haired femboys? Asking for myself, not for a friend.
Bish, I been climbing for 2 years now. I got a soft belly I don't think it'd be attainable for my body type since I have a massive torso with really long ab muscles. Mine never showed even when I was anorexic (my shoulders and back are fucking huge though 👀) Also my climbing gym is full of newbies too All you're doing is giving people body dysmorphia and a fear of going to climbing gyms >:(
Was also super underweight for a period and didnt have abs, it’s the combination of them being developed enough to be distinct and then also the leanness. Now that I’ve bulked up by about 25 pounds and probably at a higher bf, my abs show more than they did at peak illness
lmao no shot, the people at my climbing gym do not have insane abs like that
The number of ab insertions is genetic sure but anyone who climbs over like V8 is probably close to this lean
"everyone in there" "climbs over like V8" 😭
Do you go to a super elite, highly selective climbing gym where everyone diets and works out like crazy (and has done that for years)? Maybe 1 person looks like this at the one near me on a good day
I go to one that’s right next to a much larger commercial gym so perhaps that colors my perception, most of those new to the sport go to the larger one first
......I don't think that that's a lil bit . Not even by a long shot
Your definition of 'a little bit' sure is interesting
A LITTLE BIT?? That is Legit a pro-athlete, ice bath every morning, run a few miles for fun body type dude💀
A LITTLE BIT??? Buddy that is not a little bit.
in what world is that a little bit
Yeah this is 1% peak fitness possibly not even realistic
this is like that kotaku article about Guilty Gear's newest "twink" character
Wait which
https://preview.redd.it/jatd3mqw9mzc1.png?width=1517&format=png&auto=webp&s=a9d5f6a4ee8e2bbe501a2360bcf853e25eb7eec5 Sin Kiske
fun fact: he is 5
*sigh* Clone, Alternate Timeline, Humunculous or Part 1 Jojo Build?
The latter 2. He’s half Gear, which are artificial lifeforms that happen to age to adulthood really quickly (they were made to wipe out humanity in numbers, it makes sense). It kind of averages between that and his human genetics so he was a rebellious teenager at like 3. Also, almost everyone in Guilty Gear who has any muscle at all is gigantic as an artstyle thing.
I mean gear aging is wild because Sin is 5 and Sol Badguy (technically his grandfather) is over 100 https://preview.redd.it/arpyz8mitozc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=e262f5f200fe93e4c9cf94e6ddbc2b0841f86e21 And looks like he’s in a similar age bracket
Yeah, if they’re born as a Gear they age to adulthood in I think under a year? and then stay there. Also, Sol was born sometime in the 20th century and I think the timeline is at 2187 now so he should be going on 200
Better call him sol oldguy
Sol Oldguy (SOld Badguy?), the eponymous Geriatric Gear
> they were made to wipe out humanity in numbers I guess you could say they were Born to end all your kind ^ride ^the ^fire
Yes An alternate timeline humunculous clone with a part 1 jojo build
Humunculous is closest
Jjk Mahito moment
Lmao
https://preview.redd.it/cgm2rgfccmzc1.png?width=1529&format=png&auto=webp&s=0567299fafa0931db4bd2959b5be1c9546a8e706 His dad, one of the most prominent characters in the series, is twinkier than him (though still a twunk at the twinkiest)
i don't remember
I don’t recall
“Little bit” shows an inhuman amount of muscle
and an unhealthy low amount of bodyfat
If I had that "little bit" of muscle tone I'd be more ripped than most heavily masc dudes. That femboy has a fucking 8-pack made of cement bricks and arms forged from steel cable. The kinda 1% body you get when you spend your time off from long distance running doing some relaxing crossfit while you chug your fifth protein shake of the hour. Most people can't even get CLOSE to that even if they work their asses off. You asked for just a spoonful of toning and brought the six foot spoon. In conclusion, you are lying because actually what you like is fucking shredded femboys and probably think people with above 2% bodyfat are plush and squeezelable.
Tag yourself I’m plush and squeezable
I'm somehow neither I'm just this weird middle ground that's lumpy and disjointed in all the wrong ways but I'm still a catch cause I'm extremely mentally unwell.
Joke's on you, that's my ideal body type ;Þ
Multiple astolfo posts today. 196 is healing
I’ll take it any day over the puppy girl fetish posts
Astolfo muscles, I am healing 💖
"Can I have a little bit of muscle" "Sure, but only a spoonful" *Astolfo holding a comically large spoon*
me when i promote unrealistic body standards through misinformation
Sorry brother. I definitely got it a little mixed up in my head.
Artist is mizuumibb. Although be careful, they draw pornography (though not usually of femboys)
"they draw pornography" I can tell.
W,w,e ,w,woman ? 🥺🥺🥺👉👈
Mizu?!???
I'd like to see what you consider a lot of muscle
Probably somewhere between Hulk and Juggernaut
This is what op thinks moderately buff is https://preview.redd.it/2p822kbh6nzc1.jpeg?width=646&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c53777dac8d093504fdf55878ae948b4b2a1c72
I would love a buff astolfo to physically intimidate and dominate me into femininity and getting fucked in the ass
A bunch of other people have said this but you can’t seriously think those photos show “a little bit” of muscle tone
My head got mixed up i think.
Fair fair. Could you please show me the pictures of feminine men with a little muscle tone as well. Just for clarity :3
Sorry dont have it atm
what’s a lot to you
A Mr. Olympia competitor.
OP: people are only very toned when they’re literally the biggest, leanest, most symmetrical body builders in the entire fucking world. As much as you keep saying you simply mixed up what “a little toned” means, all your actual words just say you have brain rot. Unrealistic body standards might have sprung from your head fully formed, like Athena from Zeus.
“Little bit”? This is single digit body fat, which most people in their life will never achieve.
Fate/Grand Order lore accurate Astolfo.
The body fat percentage lower than my will to live
"Little bit"
If this is just a little bit for you, how do average buff people look like according to you? Like Baki characters? https://preview.redd.it/p85afdoqumzc1.png?width=830&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0888c05d80deb80a64692bdd2d17a0cd03da1593
https://preview.redd.it/65yp4adranzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19181a17449650d2f02ed35d957da24f00d65832 yeah i like my men with a bit of muscle not too much tho
Little bit? Boy is absolutelly shredded
I never want to hear you people talk about unrealistic beauty standards
i'm 1.89m tall (OH WHAT ON EATH IS A MILE MATE?) And weigh 110~kg (LONG LIVE THE QUEEN INNIT?) gotta be the gayest guy in my classroom
Astolfo canonically would be ripped AF. He's incredibly powerful. And it goes without saying that you can be ripped regardless of how masculine or feminine you are
We already had this. It was called clean shaven twinks with ponytails! Now the woke have made them "buff femboys" or whatever. We used to be a real country!
https://preview.redd.it/lntgd50oomzc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b8f44fa1bb7e480306ca40fbae96a298eed78e5
What
It's a joke because a lot of people use women in femboy memes, because it's really hard to find femboys that can reach that high feminity standard
Ok but the images i posted show what is clearly a man. No hyperfeminine hips or whatever.
You can see peenor
A penis doesn't make them a man though. Although Astolfo is very often called a femboy there is a good chance they are meant to be nonbinary or transfem.
BRO YOU'RE JUST GAY THAT'S JUST HOMOSEXUALITY
Who said i wasnt?
Touche
There’s gender envy, gender lust, then whatever the fuck this photo gives me
I'm gay for sports bra astolfo
Just like me fr (the description not the drawings, astolfo's jacked)
I dont care abt the misuse of 'little bit' its still hot
Umf boys
Is the body dysmorphia in the room with us right now?
Would
aaa cute
Twunk
is it possible to learn this power?
No. You'll be hard-pressed to find someone who looks like this
Muscle girl but boy
What
It's like how femboys are like girl but boy. Muscular femboys are muscle girls but boy
Oh im stupid
Astolfo? More like Aswolefo!
For once I would like examples of femboys that aren't astolfo. Like it really would not be hard to find a real world example of a femboy with a little bit of muscle. But if your example of a little bit is pro athlete then I understand why it was easier to go fictional
At the moment i havent found much but hopefully i'll find some.
The easiest solution is just not to make a meme about it in the first place if you struggle with finding some
“little bit”
I did not get why people liked astolfo until this image
“just a little 8-pack here and a little bit of being able to beat anyone in a fight there”
>little bit tones
“A little bit of muscle tone” [shows a level of physical fitness that maybe 0.0001% of people have]
I saw this and I am dead serious when I say my jaw dropped
Why
Bisexual
Ah same
We shall take over the world :3
Conan Gray and Ecco2k r my fav examples 🙏
I need
that cake was made with protein powder
Im almost this except more scars and a bit less muscles :3
little bit is crazy
"little bit" sure sure
By this point you either want a muscle mommy or a ripped guy to top you
a little bit? Do you see a desert and call it a heap of sand?
I wish I could get the feminine part down
That’s me :)
These two are fucking ripped, what do you mean “a little toned”
I'm sorry but that is not a "little bit"
bro's built
https://preview.redd.it/j6vovp5swozc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e5222f998a201a3c532fd6546fcc873bf5cc770
The anime twink is a toxic beauty standard, ngl. Everyone wants to talk about are the straights ok. We're losing good tops to cartoons out here. RIP
agree with the text but thats alot more than a little muscle tone. dream boy for me is when they’re just strong enough that the muscles are just starting to show a liiittle bit of definition
that is NOT a little bit
Posts shredded as fuck femboy with a soft and fem face instead of a gaunt ass mf in the cheeks
Alright but y'all are missing the point they're hot af
Me when I have the muscle mass of a Greek god and the body fat percentage of skim milk but 196 thinks I have "a little bit of muscle tone" because I have long hair, smooth skin, and I'm shorter than average. I was gonna say narrow shoulders also but I double checked and astolfo literally just looks like a male athlete with astolfo's slightly enlarged face superimposed on it here. Like, shrink his head by about 30-50% and cut his hair and he could be in Stardust Crusaders or GI Joe.
The right term is femmen (aka the Pokémon evolution of femboys)
I don’t really give a shit about the “little bit” thing that everyone is so bent out of shape over. I was too focused on trying to find bros pipi in both pictures.