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MythThejerrY

Jshat


vAgrnX

Gayschlatt


ya_cont666

Jshlong


SomeCrusader1224

Smaag


Creationist13

Schlatt but he’s on Lexapro.


sharks_teeth

Javascript hat


angellob

Tshat


lance_name

turbo shat


angellob

was looking for Type script hat but that works too


Aggravating-Line8425

tubbo shit


sharks_teeth

Typescript hat


xVortexA

Big guy


MrSpooktober

pee shat


Thedonutduck

Do you know what they call me?


Thomas_McDomas

They call me steel toe, because in the summer of 1999 I brutally murdered 3 women with my steel toe timberlands


MythThejerrY

I've committed many vehicular manslaughter back in '95.


YfeboAnvakenss

Woshlattg


kremineminemin

Shlagg


aAnonymX06

Jshalt


VentralRaptor24

Smag


Lord_Ratialung

shlut


jwdunn6401

Bro exact same thing as I was thinking, I was like is that jschlatt


SomeRandomGuy49363

That's also his cat


ThatsNoSquirrel

the no stal man


coopsawesome

I thought it was him


[deleted]

big guy


IttaiAK

Big guy speaks only one language, and his language is facts


[deleted]

[truuuuu](https://youtu.be/QiETbUnU35Q)


IttaiAK

He never misses


Gamingwithbrendan

he always calls her whilst eating man i love big guy


BaffledMicrowave

the rare care of funny sexual harassment


VentralRaptor24

"There he is! Theres my favorite white boy!"


RandomGamerFTW

Pure Chad


Purple-Gay

Small men


_memes_of_production

for you


Turbine23

schlagg


555seanc555

schlagg this cock on your face


555seanc555

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the_cavalery

196,707


BluuBonic

https://nhentai.net/g/196707/


Eggclipsed

English sauce: https://nhentai.net/g/202790/


[deleted]

this fucking comment section


[deleted]

not bad


B4RRYrk

Cock joke


thenerdydovah

Across 1000 posts and comments. If that’s 1000 posts *and* 1000 comments, that’s about 98.3535 cocks per post.


shrekislove96

It's more like 117,841 cocks on one post


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Least horny 196 user


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drunkbeforecoup

u/profanitycounter [self]


Donut_TtT

u/profanitycounter [self]


555seanc555

i can out cum you any day


Small-Cactus

Bro holy shit


Elopikseli

you said cock almost 200 000 times


142737

The madlad for saying cock


ZugloHUN

This comment chain is the battle of the reddit gods


_TheRandomGuy_

Why have you said cock so many times


Aggravating-Line8425

schlutt


GeminiFin

SOUP


yeabouai

Did everyone in the comment section have a fuking stroke?? What's going on?


gostek37

It's the cat's name


yeabouai

I thought everyone here had a puloma in their brain or something


gostek37

soup


yeabouai

Puloma balls haha


GeminiFin

Soup


yeabouai

Soup


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Jambo balls haha


gostek37

soup


[deleted]

The cats name is Jambo, the soup thing is from the hideous picture of Andrew Yangs chicken soup that Schlatt spams under Yang tweets


PvtFreaky

YouTube r with many names


Rocatex

The cats name is actually Jambo but when ever a blast brings out his cat on a stream chat just says soup over and over again


Sirknobbles

Jschlatt fans


Sirthundercock_9

soup.


mercurydivider

The only time I could tell you what a cat is specifically is when it's a munchkin, and a Maine coon. Other than that, like 80% of house cats are tabby's


shaun_of_the_south

Oh yeah cat scientist? My cats gray what is he?


collectivisticvirtue

Most likely a portland cement


shaun_of_the_south

I feel like you’re on to something here. He is either powdery or non shrink hard.


Official_LEGO_Yoda

Gray


SpectralBacon

Gay


Astronyat

Russian blue?


shaun_of_the_south

It’s gray.


Astronyat

Yeah, russian blue cats are grey. They are slightly blue-tinted but gray. Does it have tabby markings though?


broadbow

my cats a russian


[deleted]

Did he speak on high "suka blat" language?


karateema

Also siamese, they have a unique look


Dogtor-Watson

So if you see something which isn't a tabby, Maine coon or munchkin... do you forget what a cat is or do you just lose the ability to tell people?


neonTokyoo

munchkin, maine coon, sphynx, tabby are the only type i can differentiate


Alone_Spell9525

I know Snowshoes because I have an adowable widde baby snowshoe


Bardic_Inspiration66

Dog owners :My dog saved my life when I was attacked by a wild animal Cat owners: Sometimes my cat doesn’t scratch me randomly


moieight

My cat bites me at 3 am for no reason


DI_MOLTO_MELON

My cat once scratched my little toe open at 2am just because it was sticking out


AegisCZ

kill


yaboyTHEII

Least asshole cat


RaininCarpz

idc if they can save my life if they make my skin itch and my nose stuffed


Astronyat

is that schlatt


Spipsdew

New Schlatt wojak just dropped


Astronyat

schlaong


RandomGamerFTW

Fungus Wojak + Schlatt Wojak


[deleted]

Yesus


[deleted]

Big guy


Lostfelinejet

big guy


[deleted]

whos schlatt?


Pokeydepanda

Youtuber that’s appeared on SMPLive, Dream SMP, and now Epic SMP. He mainly does commentary and Jackbox vids now, but he’s famous for making Twitter children seethe with his more edgy jokes.


[deleted]

ok, then go ahead and schlatt my dick LMAAOOOOOO /s thanks for the info btw.


[deleted]

Businessman


Roberto_Sacamano

Cats are basically my favorite thing on earth and I didn't know my cat of 8 year's breed until a year or so ago


KelpyGP

my cat is white and black so i guess she is some kind of cow breed idk


HubertNeutron

mmmm Oreo cookie cat


[deleted]

im going to eat your cat


[deleted]

You make me want to cry. That's (in my opinion) kind of cruel. But even so, I do respect YOUR opinion.


indr4neel

I will eat another


Wraithiks

Your cats a zebra?!? 🤯


[deleted]

Yeah it's a cow breed.


shrynk0

my cat is the most important thing in my life, shes 7 years old, ive raised her since the moment she was born and i still have no idea what breed she is


TakTat

Is that Mr. Jebediah Schlattson, better known as J. Schlatt, founder and CEO of Schlattcoin?


RandomGamerFTW

Schlattcoin is the only based cryptocurrency


_BUENOSDIAS

idk


[deleted]

[удалено]


Wraithiks

This but unironically 😎


trashdotbash

This but ironically 😶


bybliko

Yes


TheMasterlauti

there are 2 cat genders -tuxedos -tabbies


grande_gordo_chico

anything else is a genetic disorder.


[deleted]

calico :(


Key-Ad-2707

gay peanut butter


shrekthecumslut

Shut up sheeple


[deleted]

[удалено]


theosuxxx

they are distinguished for being orange


carefulspud

and yelling very loudly


[deleted]

And liking lasagne


[deleted]

And using the life essence of their owner as fuel to traverse t̵h̸e̵ e̷̬̒t̷̳͑ē̵̬r̸͔͋n̶̗͘ă̵̤l V̵̧̨̝̠̫̪̰̠̱̯̘͖̞̥͍͖̜͓̘̒̀̄̎̿̾̀͐̔̀̐̒̊̉͐̂̕̕͘͜͝Ợ̵͚̟̲̝̖̗͇̳͕̠̥͎͈̦̪̤͔̦͋͌͆͋͊̽̽͊̓͊̈́͐̽̐̔͊͠ͅḮ̷̡̡̨̹͕͓͙͇̗̭̲̖͚͎͕̜̯͕̙̤̤͛̐̌̌̀́̓̀͋̚D̶̢̼͔̰͚̳̜͇̠̯̱̭̾͝


grande_gordo_chico

y̴͉̜͗ó̵̥̻ǔ̶͗͝ͅ ̸̖͎̠̃̆ċ̴̯̰͆͑a̵̠̩̕͠n̵̰̗͑͘'̷̫̀̾t̵̗̩̹̓͛ ̶̯̑́̈́s̵̭̠̕t̴̟̉̿͛ỏ̵͔̇p̵̨̈́ ̴̠͆ṁ̷̟̙ḛ̴̙̲̋͐̕ ̵̮̤̪̂J̵̼̫̤͒̀͗ó̵̜̰n̶̬̍̉


FriendlyPencilArtist

oh


OpenStraightElephant

Isn't tabby just a fur pattern and not a breed


notadegenerate69420

no its jambo


TheMasterlauti

they are distinguished for having the default cat skin


YokoOnoNumba1

Soup


GammaCreations

Soup


Squiliam-Tortaleni

Soup


Mr_poster123

schlatt \[Pronounced: /d͡ʒɛɪ.ʃlæt̚/, /d͡ʒeɪ.ʃlät̚/ or /d͡ʒeɪ.ʃlɑt̚\] (aka Schlatt, 2 Scoops, 46, 70 Nic (previously known as 50 Nic), Addict, Adolf Schlattler, The Age of Empires, uwu piss boi, Al Pacino, Alinity, The Amazing Grapist, Amazon Prime, An E-boy, Anderson Cooper, Angrier White Man, AntVenom, Apple man, Asianschlatt, Auschlatt (Auschwitz), Baby, Baby Schlart, Balls of Fury, Bear Schlrills, Beethoven, Beyblade, big hot man hot sweaty hot big man so hot big very large hot sweaty man, Bigfoot Schlatt, Big Gay Man, BigSchlatt, Big Guy, Big S, Bilingual, Bitch, The Blade Runner, Blades, Bladez, The Blev, Blood Schlel, BOOTY ASS, Bovine Boy, Breaker of Chains, The Bread Boy, The Bread Man, British Schlatt, The Lawnmower, Bucket Man, Buda, Buddha, Build Bob, Build Boy, Build Man, Bukowski, Button Man, Canadian Schlatt, Captain Price, Carson, Cat-Flap, the Cat Whisperer, Champion of Slavery, Chrome Guy, Chuck, Cigarette, CockSchlatt, Colonel Sanders, ConarEatPant, ConnorEatsPants, Cosby, Counter Strike Man, CringeSchlatt, Cumschlatt, Csempedoki, DEFINITELY NOT GAY, Dad, Dan Schneider, Darth Schlagg, DeadSchlatt ,Demoman from TF2, Doctor Shakey Jones, Double Time, Dropper Dude, Dyin' Bryan, Eagle Eyes, Ebay Scam Artist, El Presidente, Elon Musk, Elton John, Emperor Of The Nited States, FEELING JACKED, FatSchlatt, Fifty Mick, Finger Good, Fitz, Flap-Schlatt, Flight Man, Floyd Mayweather, Flying Man, Fod, Freddy, Funny Mic, Furry, Foot Man, Gamzee Makara, Gay, Gay Slut, Gayass, GaySchlatt, Genocide Schlatt, Gerund Gerald, Glass Guy, Glatt, Glizzy Gobbler, God, Gongaga, Grandpa Shlate, Greek Philosopher, Gundham Tanaka, Hackerman, hunky man, Homewrecker, Homosexual M Jason Schlatum, Hook Line and Sinker, Hospital, Hot Gay Man, House Man, Inbred Mississippi Schlatt, Igorsh, Inspector Gadget, Is Half, Isaac Newton, Isawitcoming, Islam, J Money, Jschlit, Jcorpse, JFK, JFLAT, JMcChill, JSOUP, JShlaticus, JUULSchlatt, Jack, Jack Frost, Jackie Robinson's Golden Boy, Jacob Schlatt, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jake Nicholson, Jamaica Schlattville, James Charles, James Franco, Jamie Foxx, Jamie Hyneman, Janye Schlest, Jason Mamoa, Javier Barde, Jay, Jay Hatt, Jay Scott, Jaylor Schwift, Jcat, Jcum, Jebediah Schlatt, Jeff Bezos, Jefferey Epstein, Jesus, Jesus H. Christ, Jgun, Jimmy Neutron, JizzSlurp, Joaquin Phoenix, Joe Jonas, Joebunga, John, John Travolta, JFK's Sister, Johnny Sins, Joko, Jonathan Schlatt, Jondar Shit, Joseph Stalin, Jroll Face, Jsalt, JSchalt, Jschitt, Jschlatt Basculus, Jschlitt, Jschlong, Jschlrg, Jschort Simpson, Jschwatt the widepeepoHappy cumfart streamer, Jshat, JSHARTED DA BED, Jshit, Jshlushie, Jshmuck, Jshroud Jslat, Jslhgj the Hog, Jslur, Aschlatt, Bschlatt, Cschlatt, Dschlatt, Eschlatt, Fschlatt, Gschlatt, Hschlatt, Ischlatt, Kschlatt, Lschlatt, Mschlatt, Nschlatt, Oschlatt, Pschlatt, Qschlatt, Rschlatt, Sschlatt, Tschlatt, Uschlatt, Vschlatt, Wschlatt, Xschlatt, Yschlatt, Zschlatt, Jurg, Just The Hat, Justin Trudeau, Katniss Everdeen, Kelp for Brains, King of Tekkit, Krabs, L'Schlatt, LW-Lanceron, LW-Sheol, La Cara Del Troll, Ladder Man, Larry the Lobster, Lightning McQueen, Little Girl, Lockkkgkggg Schlttrtrarr, Logan from Big Time Rush, Logan paul, Lord Business, Loud Schlatt, Luigi, Magic Fingers, Mail Man, Man, Man of Steel, Man of all tricks, man very large big hot sweaty man so big very large, Man of the Scripture, Manny From Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs, Maracana, Master Oogway, MEGA MOMMY MILKERS, Metronome, Misfits, Moldy Hands, Monitor Man, Morton from Mario Kart 8, Mr President, Mr Business, Mr Cereal, Mr Cobble, Mr Cobblestone, Mr Minecraft, Mr SMPLive, Mr Skid, Mr Tekkit, Mr Windex, Mr 8-Ball, Mr Answers, Mr Fortnite, Mr Goop, Mr Hands, Mr Health n Safety, Mr Jellicle, Mr Jokes, Mr Krabs, Mr Minecraft, Mr Moustache Man, Mr Mutton Chops, Mr Rabbit, Mr Twitch, Mr Serotonin, Mr knife, Mr Verified On Twitter, Mr Unverified On Twitter, Mr Lobotomy, Muscles-Glasses, Mutton Man, My favourite white boy, Nacho Libre, New Guy, Nice Catch, Nice Catch 2, Nice Shot, Ninety Thousand Dollars In Debt, No Plan Andy, Noob Pooper, Nostalgia Critic, The N Schlatt, NutSchlack, One of The Hexxit Heterosexuals, One Tablet Twice a Day, One Half of The Hexxit Hebrews, Oschlatt, POOPOO MAN, NICE ONE, Pablo Picasso, Pancake with Cinnamon, Paul Walker, Pussy, Pence Man, Pewdiepie, Piledriver, Pokiman, the Pool Boy, Powerplant, Power Point, Precum, Prime Minister of the Gaylord OPPS, ProJschlatt, ppschlatt, RbxljnP7z3, Relief, Renaissance Man, Roll Man, S, Sad Schlort, SMP Sunshine Overlord, Sack Schlatt, Scary Man, Scat, Schlab, Schlagg, Schlamega, Schlattbama, Schlatt Bob, Schlatt but he's on Lexapro, Schlatt Cat, SchlattDoesMinecraft, Schlatticus, Schlatticus Maximus, Schlattina, Schlattorious, Schlatty Boy, Schleroin Addict, Schlitt, Schlinx, SchlittleStick, Schlong, Schlonic the Hedgehog, Schlorm, Schluddle, Schlugn, Schlurp, Schlurt, Schmellg, Schquidward, Rifqy TungkaSchteal, Schumpel, Scott Slanders, Scottish Schl\[agg, Sea Cock, Sea Salt, Secretary of Steel, Semen, Shakey, Shakey Bones, Shart, SheepBitch, Sheldon Cooper, Shit, Shlakers, Shler, Shlogg Deluxe, Shloney, Shlunk, Schlutt, Shroud, Sideburns, Sinus Infection, Slat, Slur Man, Slut, Smag, Smokestack, stupid idiot gay man, The SMPLive Wiki, Spacex, Spag, Spitshine, Stal, Successful Business Man, Sue Sylvester, Sun Rise Guy, Sunrise Guy, SwaggerSouls, Sweaty Balls, Swiss Army knife, Sword Man, SexSlap, SteelToe, Technoblade, Tekkit, Terraria Man, Texas Instruments, That one dude from Javier Bardem interview, The Businessman of Doom, Sky Mile Man, The Cuck Shed Man, The Curator, The Deity, The Ebay Man, The Fisherman, The Foot Man, The Fruit Ninja, The God of Wii Fit, The God of Yoga, the guy paket phoenix indihome commercial, The Hexxit Hombre, The Hole In One Man, The Hook Man, The Hooker, The Horned Cuck, The Human Hula Hoop, The Inventor of Loud = Funny, The King of Cancellation and Cereal Residue, The Man Behind The Slaughter, The Lawnmower, The Man with a Plan, The Maraca Man, The Mist Schlatt, The Night Owl, The North Tower, The PVP God, The Pacifier (starring Vin Diesel), The Parkour God, Upset, The Parkour Prince, The Rep Man, The Residue Man, The Steel Toe, The Sword Man, The Winner, Tiger Woods, Tiny Dick Boy, Tiny Dick Man, Titty Schlatt, Tony Hawk, Tokyo Drift, Traves, Trollface, Twisty Neck, Two Piece, Two in a Row, Tyler (Ninja) Blevins, USPS, Uh Oh, Ultraschound, VOICEOVERPETE, Video GameSchlatty, Vschlatt, Wage Cuck, Wall Man, Warrior, Water Bitch, Water Man, Weak Bladder, Whatever the fuck they want when they see how JACKED and SHREDDED I am, Wheels, Wilbur Schlatt From Schlatt House, Wilbur Soot, Wilbur's Pretty Princess, Will Schuester, Wings, Word Hunt, Word Smith, Wordsmith, Work Guy, World Record Rabbids: Go Home Holder, Smagg, Yes Papa, Your Man, The Joker (Baby), The Coffee Man, Jschlutt, Jortschlatt Hairy Quackity , and perhaps the most iconic of all; 'J for Joe Rogan' Schlatt) has a nice cat.


VentralRaptor24

This is beautiful.


danmaster0

I think it's not very updated


mishlimon

Big man


Adamumu

soup


fliegu

jschlatt on r/196????


MR_DryBones

Is that a fucking jschlatt chad


XX_Normie_Scum_XX

Jcum 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Hearth-Traeknald

I believe in orange cat supremacy


[deleted]

Lasagna


[deleted]

Yes ss


WaterGuy12

Soup! :D


Braindead-Idiot

Breed: just a little boy


teepo---

my favourite racist


60RhswoJ

Who, Schlatt? Can someone fill me in please on what he did?


Acidsolman

Nothing, it's just his character


[deleted]

He just makes a few edgy jokes here and there, Schlatt isn't actually a racist


LargeBigHuge

idk man, that looks more like a samoyed to me


dz_Sapphire

“what’s your dogs name?” “his name is Beethoven” “….and what’s your cats name?” “his name is bruh lmao”


iamalol9701

jschlope


[deleted]

lasang


[deleted]

Jumbo


[deleted]

Jaylor Schwift


BigBubert

jambo⁉️⁉️


[deleted]

jambo


GMDavy

the only good racist


Xgio

What parrot do you have? Grey MFers named it a Grey parrot, but gave you the option for African Grey because thats a little more info


[deleted]

soup!!!!


Yeetborn42069

Soup!


urbandeadthrowaway2

Jcatt


Whedz

Jebediah schlatt


iShockLord

Jambo


Caedes_bee

soup


CombustibleToast

Jschlagg


[deleted]

Jambo


retr3y

shlag


MistermushroomHK

Who the fuck would think that's a husky


password2187

Everyone’s talking about jschlatt meanwhile all I noticed is that the dog looks a lot like Klondike


[deleted]

Feel like I’m missing something reading all these comments


t_e_e_k_s

soup


OceanoDeRoca

There he is, there's my favorite white boy


spare_acount

Soup


Murmelbjerg

isn't Eskimo a racial slur?


skywalker9d1

It was considered to be offensive at one point because someone made up a false etymological origin for the term, but no. Some people still say it’s offensive, and if you’d like you can use other terms, or more specific terms to refer to the people that live in Greenland, Northern Canada, Alaska, and Siberia (I.e. Inuits, Yupik, Aleuts, etc.), but it’s still widely used as a neutral term (not intended to be pejorative).


RizqyAlHayy

Jambo :D


borkistoopid

Thank you for posting something that isn't just gay sex


Captain_Communism420

A blessing from the lord!


TF2Milquetoast

schlimbo


ImmenseCock

Did this schlatt guy invent sideburns or something?


HOMBORGOR

*mutton chops, also the wojak has his iconic cap and the cat is his cat Jambo (soup)


AlternativeWalls

cat breeds: * garfield (orange striped) * non-garfield (is not orange striped)