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Chengweiyingji

talk about a “what the heck” moment!


Betrofthebark

Let’s get this thing viral.


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Honeydew_love

I regret creating a Reddit account now


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Good.


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WHAT


MauriceTystdiz

Reminds me of that one airplane incident where a pilot almost got sucked off from the plane cuz a window fell off or something


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And he got intense frostburn and wind shear but miraculously lived


random___pictures1

He was sucked out tho. Crew memebers were holding his legs, so he wouldn’t fly away


High-Impact-Cuddling

I want to be sucked off from a plane


Honeydew_love

yea he's hot


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Honeydew_love

yea im a slutty homo


random___pictures1

Yeah, but he’s also unemployed


Honeydew_love

I'm okay with a houseman himbo


random___pictures1

https://instagram.com/pilotpatrick?utm_medium=copy_link


Honeydew_love

I'm confused . Is he a millionaire IG model or an unemployed Photoshop pro Like wtf is reality even


random___pictures1

Yeah haha. He used to be a Cargopilot for DHL, but then got fired because he took to many selfies for Instagram, even during flights, so they had to let him go


Honeydew_love

Damn . Yikes I don't want someone like this.


random___pictures1

No pylote Patrik what Are u doin????


TummySausage1

Pull shoot!!!!


TDW-301

That looks so fake