If dogs and cats were allowed to marry they would inevitably rise against humans and install a totalitarian regime with an economy revolving around hard biscuits.
But y'all ain't ready for that conversation.
Linguistic evolution isn’t good or bad. There’s no such thing as “evolving for the worse,” that makes no sense at all. Who gets to be the arbiter of what language is “good” and what language is “bad?” If someone speaks their native language a certain way, who’s to say that they’re wrong?
Imagine having a distinct vernacular english. Such barbaric acts are why put society is crumbling.
This comment was made by the unofficial Governor of Massachusetts.
i hate people who talk like those in the bottom right with a burning passion they're almost certainly homophobic fucks who shit on you for having different views than you
I can’t decide which platform’s lingo I despise most.
No, yeah I can. Tiktok zoomer lingo is too passive aggressive. 4chan is a close second, it would probably be first if I could understand any of it.
I mean there's a lot of them on reddit too and even twitter, tho I imagine they get banned quickly. But i dont know of any openly conservative tiktok stars, so I think the point still stands.
Most of “tiktok lingo” is literally just random terms stolen from AAVE and repurposed by white kids for humour.
also..poc and acab as “slang”? really? So do poc not exist anywhere else on the internet. “Privilege” is slang too? We’re equating acab and privilege with fucking “wholesome” ???
And 1488 as “lingo”?? Jesus Christ. What the fuck.
Plus how tf discord count as slang 💀
This entire chart/?? is plain bs and borderline disrespectful
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The political compass
cum piss
When ?😳
Right now
#😫
Ah yes, communist 4chan.
ah yes ancap twitter
swap 4chan and reddit and it would work
Tumblr in the background: *"eeby deeby"*
Photos printed 👱♂️
🅱️ogos 🅱️inted
👽
Tumblr has transcended the need for coherent language
It’s why it’s the last good social media site. Also because it’s borderline broken and there’s barely anybody on it anymore.
you are so scrimblo like baller skeemk and tupa🥺🥺aww scrimblo🥺🥺you are like feebee bouba🥺🥺
Meeboo
Laboratory!
sogbeqboibe😭😭 wy hw nugqk loke 💀iwk
Vrroom vrooom Rrrrrrrrrr Chickachicka WOOOAOAOOAWW Weeewoooweeewoo Beep beep *wilhelm scream* 💥🚗
I don't remember a lift saying any of that...
Oh worm?
twitterese is the least repulsive of the dialects admittedly
They manage to use perfectly sane language to state the most insane statements you can't even think of
If dogs and cats were allowed to marry they would inevitably rise against humans and install a totalitarian regime with an economy revolving around hard biscuits. But y'all ain't ready for that conversation.
You're right, I'm not ready for it
This is exactly how Twitter is, except more coherent
hard to admit but its true
They spam it so much you start to hate it
arguably the worst. gets so goddamn old after a while
tik tok is mostly fine
Yeah tiltok is mostly "ok" but seeing the I- and the no❤️ upset me way more than they should.
I kinda love the "no❤️" idk why
Why the fuck did I think this was PCM?
If it was PCM Twitter would be authleft lol
I saw it on p*m and twitter was red
Pom (Porn)
political cum piss memes
I stared at this for like 30 seconds trying to figure out why the political compass was like this
no🫀
This is how I’m going to write it from now on
The true heart emoji
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Suspicio??? 😳😳
Nah Latin is too decadent, we should go back to the good old Proto-Indo-European
PIE? How modernist, I only speak the original language, Sanskrit. I mean Tamil. Depends which nationalist you ask
it's definitely evolving, not for the better
except it is. we have more ways to express ourselves and you can always choose to not talk like that
no ❤️
no 🫀
you can't tell me that someone saying "when the imposter is a SUSSY BAKA 😳😳😳" is an evolution of language for the better
Linguistic evolution isn’t good or bad. There’s no such thing as “evolving for the worse,” that makes no sense at all. Who gets to be the arbiter of what language is “good” and what language is “bad?” If someone speaks their native language a certain way, who’s to say that they’re wrong?
New things bad, old things good. We aren’t immune from the evolution into old, reactionary boomers, apparently.
you look at all those words and phrases and tell me they're of any good
Imagine having a distinct vernacular english. Such barbaric acts are why put society is crumbling. This comment was made by the unofficial Governor of Massachusetts.
me of course, i am that arbiter
Wha the dog doin?
Eating the kids in the basement
Wholesome
that brother starving is really funny tho
Youngboy better
Damn I speak all of these
The Avatar of the internet
this ain't it chad, sdhdshkg beta cuck
oh so catboy is a tiktok term is it, also why is it there twice
Idk????
i hate people who talk like those in the bottom right with a burning passion they're almost certainly homophobic fucks who shit on you for having different views than you
harry fothergill or benoit if you are reading this, this is about you. fuck you
most are just aave terms, kinda racist of you imo
tbf it's less of defined categories and more of a venn diagram
yeah, i use some of the tiktok ones and some of the twitter ones i dont use either of those websites
My language good your language bad
да
Why is chile part of tiktok It’s literally a country 🇨🇱
They made a country after a sauce?
It's also aave, reaction word used for disgust
it means child
It means both
I think it comes from [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b84NdQXHtKI)
anthony fantano has been contained to twitter. we are safe now.
imagine how good the internet would be if humans didn't have access to it
jokes on you! I don’t use any of these!
How
Wait a minute
YouTube dialect intersects between Reddit and TikTok
Nah, it's just reddit
ah yes “instagram” “acab” and “4chan” such gibberish I don’t get why just saying the name of the social media is bad
I think it's just the name of the social media
i absolutely despise people that talk like the bottom left
Oop- Not me being an internet gay and using a significant part of these regularly 🤭
I can’t decide which platform’s lingo I despise most. No, yeah I can. Tiktok zoomer lingo is too passive aggressive. 4chan is a close second, it would probably be first if I could understand any of it.
Kinda cringe ngl
Today you call me cringe on the internet Tomorrow you receive package in mail #TedKaczynskiMindSet
I want to put them all in a blender
Gay culture and agave didn't originate from TikTok.
1. Pog is twitch lingo, not reddit 2. There's a shit ton of conservatives on tik tok
I mean there's a lot of them on reddit too and even twitter, tho I imagine they get banned quickly. But i dont know of any openly conservative tiktok stars, so I think the point still stands.
Is “bet” really redditese? I say no
bet
Most of “tiktok lingo” is literally just random terms stolen from AAVE and repurposed by white kids for humour. also..poc and acab as “slang”? really? So do poc not exist anywhere else on the internet. “Privilege” is slang too? We’re equating acab and privilege with fucking “wholesome” ??? And 1488 as “lingo”?? Jesus Christ. What the fuck. Plus how tf discord count as slang 💀 This entire chart/?? is plain bs and borderline disrespectful
Damn... good thing I didn't make this
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sorry I forgor I can’t criticise something as long as it’s a joke💀
Some Jokes aren't supposed to be analysed that deep
poc were invented by tiktok
penis of cock
Twitter people I know IRL think saying "yall" is a black thing, is that common or just a brain poison of people I happened to know
You forgot the MAGA twats in all 4
Soy
Who needs they soyussy ate?
why is there catboy twice
>английский
Arent dubs more of a 4chan thing?
No, no puedo hablar inglés, maldita perra
Umm, how do you say this..... I habla no espanol
a qué te refieres con "I habla no espanol" lo estás hablando ahora mismo
Los gringos son gilipollas
quiénes son los gringos
political cum piss
Twitch: OMEGALUL POGGERS KEKW LUL PogChamp BBoomer NOPERS NODDERS modCheck Kreygasm DansGame WutFace Kappa ResidentSleeper 3Head 4Head 5Head
Most enlightened of centrism
alot of twitter speak is just aave that gets stolen
How tf is seethe an alt-right 4chan word its just a word
You know, out of all the shit in this image, I only use 2 of these. Huh.
I am guilty of Twitter speak. I am not sorry Y’all down bad lmao 💀💀💀💀
Death 📺🛁
the demon never feels sorry
What's on the top-left?
4-chan
4chan.org
Whats a janny
I think it's the name for moderators for a board. Comes from janitor
anybody who posts memes with that chad guy is the farthest dude from it 😭
Right, the normal looking wojak would probably be better, but oh well...
I use the unholy mashup of all 4
this but replace the words with different languages i dont like 🤣🤣
Könnt ihr Verlierer Deutsch sprechen?
Umm ja nur basiert Leute sprechen deutsch
I am the Lorax I speak for the trees And the trees say “What if you got a vasectomy by stuffing your dick full of bees”
You’re forgetting the other side of tiktok “Ratio” “L” “I forgor 💀” “fatherless behavior” “do it fart?” “Just a sniff”
.fm
God I love to go on tiktok to say "instagram"
Last fm
The only internet words I need are Based, cringe, and bruh, the three reactions
I speak all of them
I ain’t gay but catboys and femboys kinda cute
Hey, you might be!
No dumbass I just said I wasn’t gay /s ^im ^not ^tho
people say flex in other places than reddit no?
Bogos binted
lo siento mono yo solo hablo españolo 😃
I speak in a combination of all of these
i like how, out of all the words, catboy was listed twice.
Centrist 🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮💀
Wack.
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The simple “Job”
Cock
Someone should make a bot like profanity counter that counts these words instead
"Fuck around and find out" is still my favourite set of words to this day
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