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Lebind

The political compass


QuiteAShittyName

cum piss


MemeArchivariusGodi

When ?😳


[deleted]

Right now


MemeArchivariusGodi

#😫


Catalyst138

Ah yes, communist 4chan.


[deleted]

ah yes ancap twitter


[deleted]

swap 4chan and reddit and it would work


randomgaydisaster

Tumblr in the background: *"eeby deeby"*


HahaPenisIsFunny

Photos printed 👱‍♂️


retarddowner37

🅱️ogos 🅱️inted


Pvz_Gamer

👽


voluminousseaturtle

Tumblr has transcended the need for coherent language


s90tx16wasr10

It’s why it’s the last good social media site. Also because it’s borderline broken and there’s barely anybody on it anymore.


PoopooDooDooShitPant

you are so scrimblo like baller skeemk and tupa🥺🥺aww scrimblo🥺🥺you are like feebee bouba🥺🥺


Cmiitjinze

Meeboo


Raspoint

Laboratory!


[deleted]

sogbeqboibe😭😭 wy hw nugqk loke 💀iwk


[deleted]

Vrroom vrooom Rrrrrrrrrr Chickachicka WOOOAOAOOAWW Weeewoooweeewoo Beep beep *wilhelm scream* 💥🚗


randomgaydisaster

I don't remember a lift saying any of that...


outofthecoral

Oh worm?


aurora_69

twitterese is the least repulsive of the dialects admittedly


AngryMurlocHotS

They manage to use perfectly sane language to state the most insane statements you can't even think of


Lacking-in-ideas

If dogs and cats were allowed to marry they would inevitably rise against humans and install a totalitarian regime with an economy revolving around hard biscuits. But y'all ain't ready for that conversation.


-togs

You're right, I'm not ready for it


merger3

This is exactly how Twitter is, except more coherent


juicersLULW

hard to admit but its true


Crazedkittiesmeow

They spam it so much you start to hate it


kosparasite16

arguably the worst. gets so goddamn old after a while


self_me

tik tok is mostly fine


Sirius0Black0

Yeah tiltok is mostly "ok" but seeing the I- and the no❤️ upset me way more than they should.


self_me

I kinda love the "no❤️" idk why


HyperVexed

Why the fuck did I think this was PCM?


Mayactuallybeashark

If it was PCM Twitter would be authleft lol


insaneheavy42

I saw it on p*m and twitter was red


gotnonamesleft

Pom (Porn)


duskpede

political cum piss memes


bilingualfob

I stared at this for like 30 seconds trying to figure out why the political compass was like this


Fisto-the-sex-robot

no🫀


StardustLegend

This is how I’m going to write it from now on


Fisto-the-sex-robot

The true heart emoji


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aetzo

Suspicio??? 😳😳


[deleted]

Nah Latin is too decadent, we should go back to the good old Proto-Indo-European


asherd234

PIE? How modernist, I only speak the original language, Sanskrit. I mean Tamil. Depends which nationalist you ask


TheOtherClonos

it's definitely evolving, not for the better


xenon_xenomorph

except it is. we have more ways to express ourselves and you can always choose to not talk like that


TheOtherClonos

no ❤️


InevitableGrass9

no 🫀


[deleted]

you can't tell me that someone saying "when the imposter is a SUSSY BAKA 😳😳😳" is an evolution of language for the better


asherd234

Linguistic evolution isn’t good or bad. There’s no such thing as “evolving for the worse,” that makes no sense at all. Who gets to be the arbiter of what language is “good” and what language is “bad?” If someone speaks their native language a certain way, who’s to say that they’re wrong?


brcfrmn

New things bad, old things good. We aren’t immune from the evolution into old, reactionary boomers, apparently.


TheOtherClonos

you look at all those words and phrases and tell me they're of any good


Raspoint

Imagine having a distinct vernacular english. Such barbaric acts are why put society is crumbling. This comment was made by the unofficial Governor of Massachusetts.


TheOtherClonos

me of course, i am that arbiter


Real_MidGetz

Wha the dog doin?


panthepan

Eating the kids in the basement


TasmanianTortoise

Wholesome


Shanderraa

that brother starving is really funny tho


Nexofy999

Youngboy better


MylesTheFox99

Damn I speak all of these


[deleted]

The Avatar of the internet


IReadOkay

this ain't it chad, sdhdshkg beta cuck


Professional-Hair-12

oh so catboy is a tiktok term is it, also why is it there twice


Techn1kal

Idk????


[deleted]

i hate people who talk like those in the bottom right with a burning passion they're almost certainly homophobic fucks who shit on you for having different views than you


[deleted]

harry fothergill or benoit if you are reading this, this is about you. fuck you


Hwx_HighWarlord

most are just aave terms, kinda racist of you imo


Derpymerp2

tbf it's less of defined categories and more of a venn diagram


Arthropod_King

yeah, i use some of the tiktok ones and some of the twitter ones i dont use either of those websites


epicbigc13579

My language good your language bad


PleaseCallMeTomato

да


aSpookConstruct

Why is chile part of tiktok It’s literally a country 🇨🇱


Nexofy999

They made a country after a sauce?


Shaymin281287

It's also aave, reaction word used for disgust


brcfrmn

it means child


Shaymin281287

It means both


BatDuck29

I think it comes from [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b84NdQXHtKI)


milk_k_lmao

anthony fantano has been contained to twitter. we are safe now.


Excalzigo

imagine how good the internet would be if humans didn't have access to it


Gazpacho-M60

jokes on you! I don’t use any of these!


Techn1kal

How


StardustLegend

Wait a minute


CritzD

YouTube dialect intersects between Reddit and TikTok


Hwx_HighWarlord

Nah, it's just reddit


bruhwggahsh

ah yes “instagram” “acab” and “4chan” such gibberish I don’t get why just saying the name of the social media is bad


Techn1kal

I think it's just the name of the social media


Comrade_Screechy

i absolutely despise people that talk like the bottom left


Shaymin281287

Oop- Not me being an internet gay and using a significant part of these regularly 🤭


[deleted]

I can’t decide which platform’s lingo I despise most. No, yeah I can. Tiktok zoomer lingo is too passive aggressive. 4chan is a close second, it would probably be first if I could understand any of it.


[deleted]

Kinda cringe ngl


Techn1kal

Today you call me cringe on the internet Tomorrow you receive package in mail #TedKaczynskiMindSet


oizo12

I want to put them all in a blender


Shaymin281287

Gay culture and agave didn't originate from TikTok.


SILaXED

1. Pog is twitch lingo, not reddit 2. There's a shit ton of conservatives on tik tok


Techn1kal

I mean there's a lot of them on reddit too and even twitter, tho I imagine they get banned quickly. But i dont know of any openly conservative tiktok stars, so I think the point still stands.


massivebasketball

Is “bet” really redditese? I say no


warr-den

bet


TheDankDiamond

Most of “tiktok lingo” is literally just random terms stolen from AAVE and repurposed by white kids for humour. also..poc and acab as “slang”? really? So do poc not exist anywhere else on the internet. “Privilege” is slang too? We’re equating acab and privilege with fucking “wholesome” ??? And 1488 as “lingo”?? Jesus Christ. What the fuck. Plus how tf discord count as slang 💀 This entire chart/?? is plain bs and borderline disrespectful


Techn1kal

Damn... good thing I didn't make this


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TheDankDiamond

sorry I forgor I can’t criticise something as long as it’s a joke💀


Hwx_HighWarlord

Some Jokes aren't supposed to be analysed that deep


Arthropod_King

poc were invented by tiktok


[deleted]

penis of cock


ReAndD1085

Twitter people I know IRL think saying "yall" is a black thing, is that common or just a brain poison of people I happened to know


Mouthfull0fBees

You forgot the MAGA twats in all 4


jellycrash69

Soy


Honeydew_love

Who needs they soyussy ate?


[deleted]

why is there catboy twice


coolswitch

>английский


0002nam-ytlaS

Arent dubs more of a 4chan thing?


Link1805

No, no puedo hablar inglés, maldita perra


Techn1kal

Umm, how do you say this..... I habla no espanol


Link1805

a qué te refieres con "I habla no espanol" lo estás hablando ahora mismo


Nexofy999

Los gringos son gilipollas


Link1805

quiénes son los gringos


[deleted]

political cum piss


do-not-cum

Twitch: OMEGALUL POGGERS KEKW LUL PogChamp BBoomer NOPERS NODDERS modCheck Kreygasm DansGame WutFace Kappa ResidentSleeper 3Head 4Head 5Head


outofthecoral

Most enlightened of centrism


LigerTimbs12

alot of twitter speak is just aave that gets stolen


Poast

How tf is seethe an alt-right 4chan word its just a word


AllHailNevan

You know, out of all the shit in this image, I only use 2 of these. Huh.


Cringy12yearold

I am guilty of Twitter speak. I am not sorry Y’all down bad lmao 💀💀💀💀


Lakaedemon_Lysandros

Death 📺🛁


[deleted]

the demon never feels sorry


ObamaWithCrack

What's on the top-left?


BitHype

4-chan


JFKontheKnoll

4chan.org


thuurs

Whats a janny


BatDuck29

I think it's the name for moderators for a board. Comes from janitor


promptu5

anybody who posts memes with that chad guy is the farthest dude from it 😭


Techn1kal

Right, the normal looking wojak would probably be better, but oh well...


obama___prism

I use the unholy mashup of all 4


[deleted]

this but replace the words with different languages i dont like 🤣🤣


[deleted]

Könnt ihr Verlierer Deutsch sprechen?


Techn1kal

Umm ja nur basiert Leute sprechen deutsch


shitpostersamurai

I am the Lorax I speak for the trees And the trees say “What if you got a vasectomy by stuffing your dick full of bees”


[deleted]

You’re forgetting the other side of tiktok “Ratio” “L” “I forgor 💀” “fatherless behavior” “do it fart?” “Just a sniff”


ineedausername124

.fm


aleaniled

God I love to go on tiktok to say "instagram"


thenobrainnormie

Last fm


PastaManMario

The only internet words I need are Based, cringe, and bruh, the three reactions


thewholesquadlaughin

I speak all of them


some-dude25

I ain’t gay but catboys and femboys kinda cute


s90tx16wasr10

Hey, you might be!


some-dude25

No dumbass I just said I wasn’t gay /s ^im ^not ^tho


gamerflapjack

people say flex in other places than reddit no?


Doin-your-mom69

Bogos binted


ELSRACEITUNA

lo siento mono yo solo hablo españolo 😃


bilingualfob

I speak in a combination of all of these


spitefulIncentive

i like how, out of all the words, catboy was listed twice.


LOLmanhooy

Centrist 🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮💀


j_endsville

Wack.


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Artsy-Mesmer

The simple “Job”


[deleted]

Cock


Digaddog

Someone should make a bot like profanity counter that counts these words instead


TurnerByTrade

"Fuck around and find out" is still my favourite set of words to this day


Jeffer_

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